A car almost just went through my HOUSE!!!

[Rob Swanson]

Heres some fucking breaking news:


While I was sitting here posting a drunk chic driving too fast hit the telephone poll near the corner of my house, her car flipped in the air and landed 10 ft from the house in a swamp/ditch


Was not a cool site to walk out into the kitchen and see the place surrounded by fire trucks and pigs


be back later...



not even fucking with u guys this ice storm is crazy

[food for thought]

lol dont front son

[Energy Turtle]

that's why we advise the homeless not to set up shelter on busy main roads

doorways are safer

http://www.danheller.com/images/LatinAmerica/Cuba/People/Men/homeless-man-3-big.jpg

[11th Chamber]

take pics or it never happened

[Art Vandelay]

you live in a swamp?

[Rob Swanson]

well 3/4 of the fire department jsut cleared out and now there is 3 squad cars set up to secure the scene


my room mate and his friend said the bitches head went through the windshield..


i kept hearing this scraping and pounding noise which was her trying to get out of the vehicle i later found out but i ignored it thinking it was nothing


http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/6131/dscf0004nb5.jpg
http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/7866/image017rj3.jpg

[TSA]

damn, that's real shit.
is she dead?

[Art Vandelay]

damn, it's almost like one of your tsa's threads just came to life outside of your swamp home... a complete wreck

[Prolifical ENG]

shit shes in critical condition? i was gonna say pick her up. but overall we need to be concerned about your safety.

now the police are probably questioning you and you were drinking at home the whole night.

update us.

[food for thought]

yea and post better pics. them joints is wack

[Rob Swanson]

damn, it's almost like one of your tsa's threads just came to life outside of your swamp home... a complete wreck

wouldnt really call it a swamp, more like a basin full of mud and reeds off the shoulder of the road but heres an update:


http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/8739/image018do5.jpg
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/8562/image019uv6.jpg
http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/3894/image020id7.jpg
http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/7879/image021jc4.jpg
http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/7253/image022gv8.jpg


and Tissa is she dead?





The Bitch layin there like a fuckin newborn fuckin baby, god!(Word Up)

[Prolifical ENG]

holy shit...that bitch tried to take your life.

[Rob Swanson]

im getting a guard rail and a 6 pack outta this.



Thats my word kids.

[Art Vandelay]

dude, get pictures of the dead body...maybe you can get a nip slip or something. is her shirt still on? how big are the boobs?

yeah, get the guard rail and scrap it for beer money

[Energy Turtle]

stop buying 6 packs and buy a better camera

[11th Chamber]

dude, get pictures of the dead body...maybe you can get a nip slip or something. is her shirt still on? how big are the boobs?



jesus christ what a great bunch of people we are...


seriously tho go check and see if she has a nice rack atleast

[food for thought]

hahhahahahahha lmao

[Rob Swanson]

u wtc fgt's couldnt handle evander holyREAL dead pix.



Any dead pix get posted on the corpse, but i might be too late. Cuz the ambulance left i think.

[11th Chamber]

u wtc fgt's couldnt handle evander holyREAL dead pix.



Any dead pix get posted on the corpse, but i might be too late. Cuz the ambulance left i think.

lol

Cop - "Son what are you doing!"

Rob - "oh im taking pics for a Wu-Tang Clan forum"

[Art Vandelay]

i'll only go there if there are new pics of blackula

[Prolifical ENG]

tell us when the news crew is coming so we can see you on tv...itll probably be too late and will be on at news at noon tomorrow when they show all the shootings and shit from the night before.

[Energy Turtle]

post nood3z or GTFO

[Rob Swanson]

lol

Cop - "Son what are you doing!"

Rob - "oh im taking pics for a Wu-Tang Clan forum"


LOL.


I am the slang messenger though..

[TSA]

damn, that's real shit.
is she dead?
THE FUCK YOU MEAN IS SHE DEAD!



come on guys. jesus.