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Killa BB
12-13-2008, 02:48 PM
Thanks to TSA and his misunderstanding about which hole girls pee from... It would seem that some of you could benefit from some advice, insight and enlightenment on the subject of women from someone who actually has a vagina... So I'm here to help... Any question you may have envolving women and how we think, behave, or operate, I'll do my best to answer for you... And it would probably go a long way to have other females on the site offer thier experience as well... Hopefully we can get some good participation and maybe really help someone out in the lady department...

So go ahead... Ask away...

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Art Vandelay
12-13-2008, 03:13 PM
if i have a prostate or testicle question, i'll ask you. if i have a vagina question i'll ask black, ilz or ms. rza

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 03:23 PM
You're sad...
And even if I were a dude... why would you ask me about some shit you were born with... LOL... you should know it better than anyone... Unless of course you have a Vagina, Ms. V...

Ok... now for the serious questions... I'll accept the ridiculous ones too though... lol.

Art Vandelay
12-13-2008, 03:24 PM
i'm sorry, b. i'm hungover and miserable. so how's your vagina treating you?

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 03:28 PM
My Vagina isn't giving me any trouble... She's behaving herself so I can't complain. LOL...

Next question...

Art Vandelay
12-13-2008, 03:31 PM
ok, i have a real question. and i'm serious, i want a real answer. how soon after taking a shit will you have sex? and i don't mean anal sex, just regular vaginal sex. cause i know that i don't want to have sex right after taking a shit. do you have a time frame? or can you just wipe and get busy?

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 03:38 PM
ok, i have a real question. and i'm serious, i want a real answer. how soon after taking a shit will you have sex? and i don't mean anal sex, just regular vaginal sex. cause i know that i don't want to have sex right after taking a shit. do you have a time frame? or can you just wipe and get busy?

Personally I couldn't do it... As much we'd like to have you think otherwise, girls do shit... however, those of us with good hygiene know better than to go granting acces to the area without making sure it's all clear. LOL That's why some of us develop habits like waiting to shit until right before showering. As well as using flushable baby wipes instead of toilet paper... because you never know.


Next question...

Professor Poopsnagle
12-13-2008, 03:45 PM
I don't love my girlfriend anymore and I started just using her for sex and dishes. A few weeks ago I fucked her anally without warning and didn't stop when she told me to. I kept going until I came and then the other night after she gave me head I wiped my dick off on her hair and she got angry and started ranting about how I don't respect her anymore and what was wrong with me. I didn't even respond and just went to sleep.

This morning she was being all nice to me like nothing happened and it makes me think she's up to something. I was thinking of breaking up with her today, but now I'm not sure anymore. Should I just keep fucking her and deal with her horrible personality or just break it off.

IrOnMaN
12-13-2008, 03:45 PM
There's a woman who lives in my apartment building. I think she's around my age. She dark skin and has a VERY nice thick body. The thing is she's one of those women who like thugs and men who aren't anything. Last year, someone told me she picks up men in homeless shelters. I can confirm this because sometime early this year, I saw her talking to a crackhead. She kick him out or whatever. Then she was dating a guy who didn't want to work. She kicked him out. Oh, she has no kids, too.:Y

What's up with that?

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 03:50 PM
I don't love my girlfriend anymore and I started just using her for sex and dishes. A few weeks ago I fucked her anally without warning and didn't stop when she told me to. I kept going until I came and then the other night after she gave me head I wiped my dick off on her hair and she got angry and started ranting about how I don't respect her anymore and what was wrong with me. I didn't even respond and just went to sleep.

This morning she was being all nice to me like nothing happened and it makes me think she's up to something. I was thinking of breaking up with her today, but now I'm not sure anymore. Should I just keep fucking her and deal with her horrible personality or just break it off.

Break it off. She felt disrespected and accepted disrespect as a response... either she's extremely week minded... or she's quietly vengeful... like fatal food poisening vengeful... if you don't love her, don't make that bitch kill your ass... Break it off.

Future
12-13-2008, 03:52 PM
dawg one time I was at my friends house and his brother was talkin to his girlfriend so we told him to ask her if girls mastrubate...

He did that shit was hilarious.

Professor Poopsnagle
12-13-2008, 03:53 PM
Nah, she's too dumb to do anything. Last summer there was some IQ quiz on tv and we both played and I got 115 or something and she got barely got 80. Plus everything else she does or says is proof she's like borderline retarded.

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 03:55 PM
There's a woman who lives in my apartment building. I think she's around my age. She dark skin and has a VERY nice thick body. The thing is she's one of those women who like thugs and men who aren't anything. Last year, someone told me she picks up men in homeless shelters. I can confirm this because sometime early this year, I saw her talking to a crackhead. She kick him out or whatever. Then she was dating a guy who didn't want to work. She kicked him out. Oh, she has no kids, too.:Y

What's up with that?

She obviously comes from a place that resembles a homeless shelter... I doubt she'd go there in search of men if those types were not familiar to her... Unless she's trying to be some sort of heroine and attempting to rehabillitate bums, but that's unlikely... I'd bet money that the homeless junkies you see her with were/are her peers or relatives... You can take the girl out of the crackhouse, but you can't take the crackhouse out of the girl...

Next question...

IrOnMaN
12-13-2008, 03:56 PM
^^Oh, yeah. You have the blond chick who is just drop dead gorgeous, right?

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 03:57 PM
Nah, she's too dumb to do anything. Last summer there was some IQ quiz on tv and we both played and I got 115 or something and she got barely got 80. Plus everything else she does or says is proof she's like borderline retarded.

^^Oh, yeah. You have the blond chick who is just drop dead gorgeous, right?

Oh yeah... break it off.

dawg one time I was at my friends house and his brother was talkin to his girlfriend so we told him to ask her if girls mastrubate...

He did that shit was hilarious.

What's the question here? Of course girls masturbate...


Next question...

IrOnMaN
12-13-2008, 03:59 PM
She obviously comes from a place that resembles a homeless shelter... I doubt she'd go there in search of men if those types were not familiar to her... Unless she's trying to be some sort of heroine and attempting to rehabillitate bums, but that's unlikely... I'd bet money that the homeless junkies you see her with were/are her peers or relatives... You can take the girl out of the crackhouse, but you can't take the crackhouse out of the girl...

Next question...

No. They were her boyfriends. Trust me on this one.

I think that's the thing right now. Maybe I should be like them or just get my money up and get a good white girl.

Professor Poopsnagle
12-13-2008, 04:00 PM
^^Oh, yeah. You have the blond chick who is just drop dead gorgeous, right?
Yeah, she's pretty hot. Not drop dead gorgeous though, just hot and good in bed.

I'm thinking of just cheating on her and letting her find out. That's a lot easier than explaining to her why I want to break up.

Future
12-13-2008, 04:00 PM
Oh yeah... break it off.



What's the question here? Of course girls masturbate...


Next question...

I dunno man it wasn't a question... We were like 12 we didn't know that...

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 04:03 PM
...I think that's the thing right now. Maybe I should be like them [bummy, crackhead thugs] or just get my money up and get a good white girl.

This may be the best choice for you if you honestly believe that all black women prefer bummy, crackhead thugs... but this may not be so easy as it seems you live amidst a bunch of thick black hoes... I'd imagine that a good white women isn't to be found within miles of you...

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 04:06 PM
Yeah, she's pretty hot. Not drop dead gorgeous though, just hot and good in bed.

I'm thinking of just cheating on her and letting her find out. That's a lot easier than explaining to her why I want to break up.

LOL... That might work... but if she let you wipe your dick off in her hair and she still loves you... I doubt she'll give a fuck... You might do better making her go cold turkey...

I dunno man it wasn't a question... We were like 12 we didn't know that...

Oh... well this thread is for questions... and hopefully you're a lot older than 12 right now...

Dokuro
12-13-2008, 04:10 PM
Thanks to TSA and his misunderstanding about which hole girls pee from... It would seem that some of you could benefit from some advice, insight and enlightenment on the subject of women from someone who actually has a vagina... So I'm here to help... Any question you may have envolving women and how we think, behave, or operate, I'll do my best to answer for you... And it would probably go a long way to have other females on the site offer thier experience as well... Hopefully we can get some good participation and maybe really help someone out in the lady department...

So go ahead... Ask away...
but B your not a girl





i realy do think they need the help but its ms rza or QoP job

Future
12-13-2008, 04:10 PM
LOL... That might work... but if she let you wipe your dick off in her hair and she still loves you... I doubt she'll give a fuck... You might do better making her go cold turkey...



Oh... well this thread is for questions... and hopefully you're a lot older than 12 right now...

I am...

But now I do have a question... I feel like shit cause somebody asked me if I would hypothetically date this one girl, and I didn't know she was there, so I said "Ew no kid she looks like a fuckin treestump."...

She was a good friend, but now she hates me...

So what should I do? (An I don't do that talk it out shit either...)

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 04:19 PM
I am...

But now I do have a question... I feel like shit cause somebody asked me if I would hypothetically date this one girl, and I didn't know she was there, so I said "Ew no kid she looks like a fuckin treestump."...

She was a good friend, but now she hates me...

So what should I do? (An I don't do that talk it out shit either...)

LOL... Who calls thier good friends treestumps?! LOL... To answer you better I'd have to know exactly why you did that to her...

but B your not a girl
i realy do think they need the help but its ms rza or QoP job

If you have a complaint, Ms. Helen Waite in our complaints department will be glad to entertain your comments... Please feel free to got to Helen Waite...

DR. NICK RIVIERA
12-13-2008, 04:20 PM
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Do other girls really like Mamma Mia?

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 04:23 PM
u-6SXClYrZc

Do other girls really like Mamma Mia?

Fuck no... None of the ones I know anyway... I'm not sure that anyone liked Mamma Mia, female or male... And if a female made you watch that it was probably just to torture you...

Professor Poopsnagle
12-13-2008, 04:23 PM
4 seconds.

netscape check two
12-13-2008, 04:34 PM
What's up with some fat girls out there that don't like to give blow jobs? Imo, if you're a fat chick, that's already strike 1 against you. If you don't give blow jobs, that's strike 2. Then add another strike for being fat again, so that's strike 3. Don't you think it should be mandatory for fat chicks to give blow jobs?

Art Vandelay
12-13-2008, 04:38 PM
B, do you use toys or just your fingers? if toys, what kind? if fingers, how many?

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 04:39 PM
What's up with some fat girls out there that don't like to give blow jobs? Imo, if you're a fat chick, that's already strike 1 against you. If you don't give blow jobs, that's strike 2. Then add another strike for being fat again, so that's strike 3. Don't you think it should be mandatory for fat chicks to give blow jobs?

Fat girls don't like to put anything into thier mouths unless they can actually eat it. Do you want your dick eaten off? I didn't think so...

Next question....

IrOnMaN
12-13-2008, 04:40 PM
This may be the best choice for you if you honestly believe that all black women prefer bummy, crackhead thugs... but this may not be so easy as it seems you live amidst a bunch of thick black hoes... I'd imagine that a good white women isn't to be found within miles of you...

Yes, I do because I get the cold shoulder while the men who aren't doing anything get all the attention. It's common. So, please don't act like you're any different because you're just the same.

Fat white chicks. And I don't want them. Plus, I attend college so I could possible find one but I don't fit the typical black male stereotype.

netscape check two
12-13-2008, 04:42 PM
Ironman, I personally think you should date a fat white chick that is at least 275 pounds. Just looking out for you.

Dokuro
12-13-2008, 04:44 PM
i just remember were is jasper me and him gotta do wu-corp love line

remember
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IrOnMaN
12-13-2008, 04:45 PM
Check Two, that shit is nasty. Plus, it's niggerish to do something like that.

netscape check two
12-13-2008, 04:46 PM
Yeah, but you could push the baby carriage around while the fat white chick is getting her wic check.

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 04:50 PM
Yes, I do because I get the cold shoulder while the men who aren't doing anything get all the attention. It's common. So, please don't act like you're any different because you're just the same.

Fat white chicks. And I don't want them. Plus, I attend college so I could possible find one but I don't fit the typical black male stereotype.

I resent that... I despise the thug type myself... *shudders at the thought of Lil Wayne*... Apologize for making me think of Lil Wayne!!!... lol

Ironman, I personally think you should date a fat white chick that is at least 275 pounds. Just looking out for you.

I agree...

B, do you use toys or just your fingers? if toys, what kind? if fingers, how many?

I suppose I have to answer that, after all I did say to ask me anything...
Yes, I have a toy box, mostly vibrators... If I need penetration I'd rather have an actual dick...
In the case of fingering, two is good enough... If I need more I'd rather have an actual dick... As far as I know most females who aren't porn stars are this way...

Next Question...

IrOnMaN
12-13-2008, 04:54 PM
I resent that... I despise the thug type myself... *shudders at the thought of Lil Wayne*... Apologize for making me think of Lil Wayne!!!... lol Next Question...

HAHAHA...HA. If you TRULY despise the "thug type black male" why do you have three children by three different men who refuse to take care of their children?}:| Damn!}:|

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
12-13-2008, 04:55 PM
HAHAHA...HA. If you TRULY despise the "thug type black male" why do you have three children by three different men who refuse to take care of their children?}:| Damn!}:|

Touche

IrOnMaN
12-13-2008, 04:56 PM
^Huh?

Professor Poopsnagle
12-13-2008, 04:58 PM
HAHAHA...HA. If you TRULY despise the "thug type black male" why do you have three children by three different men who refuse to take care of their children?}:| Damn!}:|
Touché

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
12-13-2008, 04:58 PM
^Huh?

it's French fencing term, meaning that you have countered her statement well.

It should have an accent mark over the e, but I don't know how to do that, and my computer is patriotic.

IrOnMaN
12-13-2008, 05:00 PM
^^Oh. Okay.

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 05:03 PM
HAHAHA...HA. If you TRULY despise the "thug type black male" why do you have three children by three different men who refuse to take care of their children?}:| Damn!}:|

You incorrectly assume that they were thugs...

Touche

^Huh?

Touché

it's French fencing term, meaning that you have countered her statement well.



Your college sucks, Ironman...

Next question...

Dokuro
12-13-2008, 05:06 PM
you guy wanna here something rely funny just the other day my friend sad

"why do old women get the pussy removed"

i just couldn't stop laughing i thought this weed was the shit then i got rely sad when i fond out he only buffed once and thought my god what wrong with people now a days

Art Vandelay
12-13-2008, 05:07 PM
I suppose I have to answer that, after all I did say to ask me anything...
Yes, I have a toy box, mostly vibrators... If I need penetration I'd rather have an actual dick...
In the case of fingering, two is good enough... If I need more I'd rather have an actual dick... As far as I know most females who aren't porn stars are this way...
Next Question...


do you watch porn while masturbating? do you have porn dvds or do you use the internet? what kind of porn?

or do you just use your imagination? if so, who do you think about?

IrOnMaN
12-13-2008, 05:07 PM
........................

netscape check two
12-13-2008, 05:08 PM
BB, would you consider doing Glory Hole if the money was decent?

IrOnMaN
12-13-2008, 05:09 PM
Hmmmm....but they left. So, what the fuck? Ummm.....................yeah.

TSA
12-13-2008, 05:12 PM
BB when pregnant women pee why doesn't the baby fall out?

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 05:14 PM
do you watch porn while masturbating? do you have porn dvds or do you use the internet? what kind of porn?

or do you just use your imagination? if so, who do you think about?

I've never owned a porn collection... My imagination kicks ass... and what do I think about? Well since I think you're trying to get off on this thread... I'm gonna say... You???

BB, would you consider doing Glory Hole if the money was decent?

No... That's for ugly bitches...

Next question...

IrOnMaN
12-13-2008, 05:15 PM
For BeautifulFlyB

http://shadmia.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/christopher-colert-and-erik-golden.jpg

Dokuro
12-13-2008, 05:17 PM
No... That's for ugly bitches...

Next question...
do i even need to say it

TSA
12-13-2008, 05:17 PM
AHAHAAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhahahahahaHH!!1 1 ROFL at ironman



also BB why'd you decide to make literally the same thread as me? is it because 30 plus year old men and women that look like latino comedians ruined the other one or what?

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 05:17 PM
Hmmmm....but they left. So, what the fuck? Ummm.....................yeah.

If that's your idea of thugness... then uh yeah... sure... whatever....

BB when pregnant women pee why doesn't the baby fall out?

LOL! Because babies are gestated in the UTERUS... not the URETHRA... LMAO!

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
12-13-2008, 05:17 PM
What's the difference between "beautiful" and BeautiFly"?

Are they synonyms?

Is it a play on the word "Butterfly"?

I was just wondering.

Art Vandelay
12-13-2008, 05:18 PM
I've never owned a porn collection... My imagination kicks ass... and what do I think about? Well since I think you're trying to get off on this thread... I'm gonna say... You???



No... That's for ugly bitches...

Next question...


nice! so, are all of your clothes off when you masturbate, or do you just reach down under them? do you play with your boobs too? how about the nipples? how long does it usually take you to get off? do you make loud noises?

Dokuro
12-13-2008, 05:19 PM
TSA is a genius

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 05:19 PM
AHAHAAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhahahahahaHH!!1 1 ROFL at ironman



also BB why'd you decide to make literally the same thread as me? is it because 30 plus year old men and women that look like latino comedians ruined the other one or what?

well there's that.... and I also really think I can help... lol... plus I wanted to add that poll...

netscape check two
12-13-2008, 05:20 PM
BB, when was the last time you had some white rod?

TSA
12-13-2008, 05:23 PM
i think i've been having sex since i was five. there was a girl that i used to play house with, we used to get naked and lay in blankets and i would so stuff that i saw on various american movies but idk if i penetrated

elohel.
but i dont counted it, and i still dont know everything



BB when a baby is swimming around in the stomach who come it doesn't fuck up other organs like the lungs and shit?

IrOnMaN
12-13-2008, 05:24 PM
Check Two, are you a thug? Better yet, do you sell drugs? She might decline your request to have sex simply because you deserve greatest.

Imagine this: You're over here place. You guys are talking and whatever. Then her baby's daddy comes banging on the door. She lets him in, hugging him and shit that she misses him so much. Then he sees you. You guys fight then he pulls out a gun. As a result, you're dead. Ask yourself this question: Is it really worth it?

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 05:27 PM
What's the difference between "beautiful" and BeautiFly"?

Are they synonyms?

Is it a play on the word "Butterfly"?

I was just wondering.

Good question... I'll break it down a bit...
Part One: I'm a writer, and during the course of choosing a pen name "BeautiFly" was an option that came up with based on the fact that the concept of the butterfly's metamorphesis was used in my first novel...

Part Two: My real name actually means "Beautiful" so by friends and family I'm called that, but it's often just shortened to "B".

Hence the name... BeautiFly B.


nice! so, are all of your clothes off when you masturbate, or do you just reach down under them? do you play with your boobs too? how about the nipples? how long does it usually take you to get off? do you make loud noises?

Art... you're starting to get carried away hun... don't hurt yourself...

Next question...

Art Vandelay
12-13-2008, 05:29 PM
Art... you're starting to get carried away hun... don't hurt yourself...

Next question...


hey, you said any question. why can't you answer?

Dokuro
12-13-2008, 05:29 PM
ok TSA has to be joking there know way hes that stupid

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 05:31 PM
BB, when was the last time you had some white rod?

Quite recently actually... And as it turns out... white dick is just dick... I have two sisters who married white guys and raved about it... but for me it was just okay... that'll be the first and last time...

BB when a baby is swimming around in the stomach who come it doesn't fuck up other organs like the lungs and shit?

In a way they do.. But they'd do a lot more damage if our bodies didn't automatically know to stretch and spread to accomodate them...

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 05:32 PM
hey, you said any question. why can't you answer?

Because I don't want you to skeet on your keyboard and ruin your computer...

Next question...

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
12-13-2008, 05:33 PM
Quite recently actually... And as it turns out... white dick is just dick... I have two sisters who married white guys and raved about it... but for me it was just okay... that'll be the first and last time...

Why would you swear off white dick?

What if you met a white guy you liked? You wouldn't give him a chance because of the color of his dick-skin?

IrOnMaN
12-13-2008, 05:34 PM
Imagine this: You're over here place. You guys are talking and whatever. Then her baby's daddy comes banging on the door. She lets him in, hugging him and shit saying that she misses him so much. Then he sees you. You guys fight then he pulls out a gun. As a result, you're dead. Ask yourself this question: Is it really worth it?

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 05:34 PM
Why would you swear off white dick?

What if you met a white guy you liked? You wouldn't give him a chance because of the color of his dick-skin?

Who can know that? Anything's possible I guess... but I certainly don't plan on it...

Art Vandelay
12-13-2008, 05:36 PM
Who can know that? Anything's possible I guess... but I certainly don't plan on it...


B, don't swear off white dick after just one time. my first time with a black chick wasn't great either. i hung in there though and the next time was better

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
12-13-2008, 05:38 PM
Who can know that? Anything's possible I guess... but I certainly don't plan on it...

I'm just saying...MLK Jr.'s dream was that we would be judged by the content of our hearts, not the color of our dicks.

That being said, Ive dealt with a lot more white girls than black girls, and my current girlfriend is white(half-mexican though) and she might be the last one, so I will probably never see a black vagina again.

It is somewhat sad, I suppose.

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 05:38 PM
Imagine this: You're over here place. You guys are talking and whatever. Then her baby's daddy comes banging on the door. She lets him in, hugging him and shit saying that she misses him so much. Then he sees you. You guys fight then he pulls out a gun. As a result, you're dead. Ask yourself this question: Is it really worth it?
You posted that twice... it was dumb both times...


And though I have birthed the sons of trained killers, I don't even know anybody who would do some shit like that... LOL

Blackula Spectacula
12-13-2008, 05:39 PM
thats stupid. White dudes are just fine.


You're being ignorant .. just ignorant ..

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/sugarandblades/southpark_jackson.jpg


Oh well more white boys for me! :D

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 05:40 PM
B, don't swear off white dick after just one time. my first time with a black chick wasn't great either. i hung in there though and the next time was better

I'm just saying...MLK Jr.'s dream was that we would be judged by the content of our hearts, not the color of our dicks.

That being said, Ive dealt with a lot more white girls than black girls, and my current girlfriend is white(half-mexican though) and she might be the last one, so I will probably never see a black vagina again.

It is somewhat sad, I suppose.

thanks for trying guys... but nah...

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
12-13-2008, 05:42 PM
thanks for trying guys... but nah...

Don't get it twisted, I wasn't offering you a piece of this Grade A white meat. I am in a committed relationship, you homewrecker.

I was just trying to tell you not to dickscriminate

IrOnMaN
12-13-2008, 05:43 PM
You posted that twice... it was dumb both times...


And though I have birthed the sons of trained killers, I don't even know anybody who would do some shit like that... LOL

People do it. You should know.}:|

Art Vandelay
12-13-2008, 05:44 PM
B, do you lick balls?

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 05:47 PM
Don't get it twisted, I wasn't offering you a piece of this Grade A white meat. I am in a committed relationship, you homewrecker.

I was just trying to tell you not to dickscriminate

Dickscriminate! LOL
And I was implying that you two were trying to persuede me to try white dick again in general... not YOURS. LOL

B, do you lick balls?

Please take a cold shower...

next question...

Art Vandelay
12-13-2008, 05:47 PM
what's your favorite position?

IrOnMaN
12-13-2008, 05:47 PM
She wants that thug, guys. I'm telling you. A good christian black man who has a good paying job, well-mannered, and respects his mother isn't what BB wants...because it is NOT common among black men. That's why I'm not attractive to her. She's one of THOSE women who wants the street motherfucker who will continue to abuse her and treat her like shit! And you KNOW you deserve better than that! Are you serious? Fuck you!

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
12-13-2008, 05:49 PM
She wants that thug, guys. I'm telling you. A good christian black man who has a good paying job, well-mannered, and respects his mother isn't what BB wants...because it is NOT common among black men. That's why I'm not attractive to her. She's one of THOSE women who wants the street motherfucker who will continue to abuse her and treat her like shit! And you KNOW you deserve better than that! Are you serious? Fuck you!

Yeah, I bet that's the only reason you're not attractive to her. I can't believe she's not all up on you. What a bitch.

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 05:51 PM
She wants that thug, guys. I'm telling you. A good christian black man who has a good paying job, well-mannered, and respects his mother isn't what BB wants...because it is NOT common among black men. That's why I'm not attractive to her. She's one of THOSE women who wants the street motherfucker who will continue to abuse her and treat her like shit! And you KNOW you deserve better than that! Are you serious? Fuck you!

LOL... Calm down... Where are is this even coming from?... Are you having some kinda flashback? LOL

Next Question...

Dokuro
12-13-2008, 05:52 PM
its funny this thread started for the use of questions about women in general and it turned to just questions for B who is not a woman

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 05:54 PM
its funny this thread started for the use of questions about women in general and it turned do just questions for B who is not a woman

I thought I told you to go to Helen Waite...

IrOnMaN
12-13-2008, 05:57 PM
LOL... Calm down... Where are is this even coming from?... Are you having some kinda flashback? LOL

Next Question...

Flashback? No. It's real. I mean, just be real. Answer his question. Just don't walk around it. Be up front about it. You just don't want a white man because you prefer black men. There's nothing wrong with that. You've made your choice. You should try it. You never know. You might find the love of your life.

Dokuro
12-13-2008, 06:00 PM
ok ok ok ok i have a real question

why wear tube tops when the know all day there going to be pulling them up and the ones who do wear them don't really look that good at all

http://tranquilit.com/images/popups/tubetop.jpg

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 06:01 PM
Flashback? No. It's real. I mean, just be real. Answer his question. Just don't walk around it. Be up front about it. You just don't want a white man because you prefer black men. There's nothing wrong with that. You've made your choice. You should try it. You never know. You might find the love of your life.


Answer who's question? Did somebody propose to me or somethin? LOL If so I missed that... And you basically repeated what i already said... I do not intend to fuck another white man but... "Anything's possible I guess... but I certainly don't plan on it."

netscape check two
12-13-2008, 06:01 PM
I bet you couldn't resist a bunch of white dudes ready to show you a good time?:

http://www.cumbang.com/tour/scenes/milan_sterling/trailer.jpg

002
12-13-2008, 06:01 PM
allright, BB, let's see how good you are. I've been semi-trying to bone this model chick (not the really stupid type, but the school of economics part-time model type. still boring, but dayyyyyyumj!!!) it's either 1: she doesn't wanna fuck, she just finds me interesting and she just wants to hang out; 2: she wants to fuck but we have common friends and she suspects I'm kind of a loud mouth. 3: she's a lesbian

I actually got her into my bed on the 1st date, but that's only because she was drunk and she couldn't get home. I tried to kiss her, of course, but she said no.

The next time she slept over, it was bcause she found a fucking kitten playing near my block. She took it to my room and played with it all night. I was so annoyed, I didn't even try anything that night, and I swore never to see this bitch again... she's amazingly boring, but looks too good to miss. She keeps asking me to go on walks with her and shit, but she avoids my crib...

Should I try to get her drunk again? Lemme see your advice.

Future
12-13-2008, 06:02 PM
LOL... Who calls thier good friends treestumps?! LOL... To answer you better I'd have to know exactly why you did that to her...



If you have a complaint, Ms. Helen Waite in our complaints department will be glad to entertain your comments... Please feel free to got to Helen Waite...

Well it's a man thing... you should here what you're man-friends say about you while you aren't there...

I like her as a person... but she looks like a treestump...

I like myself but that doesn't mean I don't look like eminem.

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 06:05 PM
ok ok ok ok i have a real question

why wear tube tops when the know all day there going to be pulling them up and the ones who do wear them don't really look that good at all

http://tranquilit.com/images/popups/tubetop.jpg

Tube tops only work for flatter chests... Anything bigger than a good B cup will ruin the wear and appearance of a tube top... Most women don't know that... They just see it on a model like this one and assume that the one in thier size will look the same... not true... And on the other hand you have some women who know full well that thier boobs will pop out... Nothing we can do aout those...

Dokuro
12-13-2008, 06:06 PM
http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1614/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1614R-10202.jpg

now that hot

theirs nothing like a woman in a pants suit

IrOnMaN
12-13-2008, 06:06 PM
^^;)

Dokuro
12-13-2008, 06:11 PM
allright, BB, let's see how good you are. I've been semi-trying to bone this model chick (not the really stupid type, but the school of economics part-time model type. still boring, but dayyyyyyumj!!!) it's either 1: she doesn't wanna fuck, she just finds me interesting and she just wants to hang out; 2: she wants to fuck but we have common friends and she suspects I'm kind of a loud mouth. 3: she's a lesbian

I actually got her into my bed on the 1st date, but that's only because she was drunk and she couldn't get home. I tried to kiss her, of course, but she said no.

The next time she slept over, it was bcause she found a fucking kitten playing near my block. She took it to my room and played with it all night. I was so annoyed, I didn't even try anything that night, and I swore never to see this bitch again... she's amazingly boring, but looks too good to miss. She keeps asking me to go on walks with her and shit, but she avoids my crib...

Should I try to get her drunk again? Lemme see your advice.
what are you talking about she sound vary assentric just because shes not putting out dosen't mean shes not a good woman or that shes boring


you know what i think this will clear thing up for you
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Killa BB
12-13-2008, 06:18 PM
I bet you couldn't resist a bunch of white dudes ready to show you a good time?:

http://www.cumbang.com/tour/scenes/milan_sterling/trailer.jpg
Uh... I'm sure I could resist that... especially if it's these guys...

Anyone notice that her cookie has no lips?... that's a dude...

allright, BB, let's see how good you are. I've been semi-trying to bone this model chick (not the really stupid type, but the school of economics part-time model type. still boring, but dayyyyyyumj!!!) it's either 1: she doesn't wanna fuck, she just finds me interesting and she just wants to hang out; 2: she wants to fuck but we have common friends and she suspects I'm kind of a loud mouth. 3: she's a lesbian

I actually got her into my bed on the 1st date, but that's only because she was drunk and she couldn't get home. I tried to kiss her, of course, but she said no.

The next time she slept over, it was bcause she found a fucking kitten playing near my block. She took it to my room and played with it all night. I was so annoyed, I didn't even try anything that night, and I swore never to see this bitch again... she's amazingly boring, but looks too good to miss. She keeps asking me to go on walks with her and shit, but she avoids my crib...

Should I try to get her drunk again? Lemme see your advice.

I doubt she's a lesbian...
I'm sure she wants to do you... She obviously feels comfortable enough with you to sleep over and/or play with kittens all night... However, if you just watched her play with the kitten... you're just as boring... Just my opinion...

Now I also doubt that your bed is the only one she's ever crashed drunk in... And wanting to take walks with you is ether because a) she's basing fucking you on whether or not you'll do that, b) she likes to fuck outside, or c) she's old fashioned... but I doubt it's C because she gets drunk and crashes in guy's rooms...

Well it's a man thing... you should here what you're man-friends say about you while you aren't there...

I like her as a person... but she looks like a treestump...

I like myself but that doesn't mean I don't look like eminem.

I guess... Well you don't have to talk it out with the girl... I mean how much better can you say, "I called you a treestump because I think you look like a treestump"? But you can at least apologize... And if she still hates you based on your perception of her body shape, that's probably just means that she knows she looks like a treestump and she wouldn't date her either if she was you... Nothing you can do about that...


Next question...

TSA
12-13-2008, 06:22 PM
BB, BB, BB, do pussy lips chap?

http://a55.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/8/l_cdc136ad9309bc5de2d9f7757521d026.gif (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=91989879&albumID=886665&imageID=3167157#a=886665&i=5245330)

DR. NICK RIVIERA
12-13-2008, 06:24 PM
do you have sometimes chunks of bread seeds in your shit when u look into the toilet?


seriously.

Art Vandelay
12-13-2008, 06:24 PM
do you get hornier when you're on your period?

Dokuro
12-13-2008, 06:25 PM
TSA are you a Mormon

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 06:31 PM
BB, BB, BB, do pussy lips chap?

http://a55.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/8/l_cdc136ad9309bc5de2d9f7757521d026.gif (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=91989879&albumID=886665&imageID=3167157#a=886665&i=5245330)

LOL... No... And what on earth is Gavin doing here? Does he look like a chapped pussy lip to you? LOL

do you have sometimes chunks of bread seeds in your shit when u look into the toilet?


seriously.

First of all... What is a bread seed? LMAO... Dp people just plant bread where you're from? LOL Growin bread trees and shit...

http://www.roxart.com/the_bread_tree_thumb.jpg

do you get hornier when you're on your period?

Only when it first starts... Then the cramps kick in... And that goes out the window...

Art Vandelay
12-13-2008, 06:36 PM
have you ever used anything other than a sex toy or your fingers to masturbate...i.e. vegetables, a drum stick, a louisville slugger?

DR. NICK RIVIERA
12-13-2008, 06:37 PM
BB, you are avoiding a straight forward question.

I can speak for men and it's a yes.

Professor Poopsnagle
12-13-2008, 06:38 PM
I'm not a huge pussy eater person and I've always wondered, what's the right way to eat pussy?

Do you move your tongue up and down or do oyu stick you tongue out and move your head up and down? Is it a combination between those two? How the fuck is supposed to go?

The Hound
12-13-2008, 07:20 PM
why is it women want equallity but never pay for the movie, popcorn, coke and choc top ice cream?

HANZO
12-13-2008, 07:34 PM
why do bitches act up when i beat the living shit out of one of their male friends???

"oh your soo mean, your a bastard" blah blah blah..

what gives??

PALEHORSE
12-13-2008, 07:35 PM
i wanna know where the g-spot equivalent in the ass is

The Hound
12-13-2008, 07:37 PM
why do women get mad when you tell them their identical sister is hot? ... obviously i'm saying she is hot too

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 07:49 PM
BB, you are avoiding a straight forward question.

I can speak for men and it's a yes.

What question?

I'm not a huge pussy eater person and I've always wondered, what's the right way to eat pussy?

Do you move your tongue up and down or do oyu stick you tongue out and move your head up and down? Is it a combination between those two? How the fuck is supposed to go?

lol... It's either or... for instance if you are trying to make quick tongue movements it makes sense to keep your head still and just flick the tongue.. otherwise you're moving your head back and forth or up and down so fast you're liable to get dizzy... LOL... head movements are for slower motions... unless of course you are tongue fucking in which case your tonge is out as far as it can go and you have to move your entire head in and out so that it works like a dick would... Hope that helped...

why is it women want equallity but never pay for the movie, popcorn, coke and choc top ice cream?

Because you keep doing it...

why do bitches act up when i beat the living shit out of one of their male friends???

"oh your soo mean, your a bastard" blah blah blah..

what gives??

Depends on why you beat him up... but if it was obvious that he needed his ass beat and she got pissed at you for doing it... she's probably has fucked or is currently fucking him...

i wanna know where the g-spot equivalent in the ass is

There is none...
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Art Vandelay
12-13-2008, 07:52 PM
B, you can only pick one... length or girth?

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 07:53 PM
why do women get mad when you tell them their identical sister is hot? ... obviously i'm saying she is hot too

True... But even though she has an identical twin, she still wants to feel like you set her aprt from everyone else... even that bitch that looks exactly like her... lol Twins have it hard enough trying to establish individuality as it is... and even though I'm sure she shares a lot with her sister I'm willing to bet she wouldn't share you... and that may not be something that you even want, but saying that makes her think that you do...

Next question...

HANZO
12-13-2008, 07:56 PM
Depends on why you beat him up... but if it was obvious that he needed his ass beat and she got pissed at you for doing it... she's probably has fucked or is currently fucking him...

well now im gonna have to kill him.

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 07:56 PM
B, you can only pick one... length or girth?

Girth... fuckin a long thin dick is cruel and unusual as it requires too much work on my part... girth is necessary for friction...

Art Vandelay
12-13-2008, 07:57 PM
thongs, boy shorts, commando? what's doing under your pants?

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 07:58 PM
well now im gonna have to kill him.

Well I certainly don't condone that... Nor do I understand why you'd kill him because she opened her legs...

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 08:04 PM
thongs, boy shorts, commando? what's doing under your pants?
Depends on what I'm wearing... For girls, underwear are are accessories just like earrings or shoes... your outfit dictates what kind you wear... or don't wear...

but for everyday wear, like when I'm in uniform, boyshorts are more comfotable for all day...

Thongs I rarely ever wear because they are uncomfortable and they make my butt look all squeezed out... lol but if I had to wear those it would be because I was maybe wearing white pants and needed to hide a pantyline...

I go commando most of the time... especially when wearing denim or some heavy material like that... too many layers for too long is bad for the cookie... it needs to breathe...

The Hound
12-13-2008, 08:05 PM
why do women deep down hate being called hot over beautiful but when you call them beautiful over hot they get on some "oh, so i'm not hot?" bullshit?

Because you keep doing it...

no ... it STOPPED because i stopped doing it ...

PALEHORSE
12-13-2008, 08:07 PM
this is what cracks me up about bitches

i know more about thier pussies then they do
there is a g-spot in the ass
i made bitches cum fucking them in the ass
its klike the =of the male prostate i havent quite figured it out but it is amazing to me that bitches that masturbate i can make them cum harder how the fuck do i know more about your pussy then you?

Art Vandelay
12-13-2008, 08:08 PM
what's your brillo pad look like down there? shaved, natural, hitler mustache?

i picture you as having it trimmed real short, but you hair covers your entire bikini area.

The Hound
12-13-2008, 08:09 PM
wallet or penis ... what's more important?

Art Vandelay
12-13-2008, 08:11 PM
this is what cracks me up about bitches

i know more about thier pussies then they do
there is a g-spot in the ass
how the fuck do i know more about your pussy then you?

the pussy is not the ass

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 08:11 PM
why do women deep down hate being called hot over beautiful but when you call them beautiful over hot they get on some "oh, so i'm not hot?" bullshit?


I have never known that to happen...

this is what cracks me up about bitches

i know more about thier pussies then they do
there is a g-spot in the ass
i made bitches cum fucking them in the ass
its klike the =of the male prostate i havent quite figured it out but it is amazing to me that bitches that masturbate i can make them cum harder how the fuck do i know more about your pussy then you?

What cracks me up about you is that:

1. You say you know more about pussy than women but you talkin about an asshole... please tell me you know the difference... lol

2. You really believe you made a bitch cum from her ass... HA... and I suppose you can prove that shit scientifically... cuz you did it in a lab... and the computers told you she wasn't faking... LMAO!!!

HANZO
12-13-2008, 08:12 PM
Well I certainly don't condone that... Nor do I understand why you'd kill him because she opened her legs...

nah for real i once did such a thing. my girl got furiously mad. dnt kno why, he got rude, so i broke his jaw.

anyway another question?

should a man let a woman win in an arm wrestle??

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Art Vandelay
12-13-2008, 08:15 PM
from wikipedia

Anal stimulation
An "anal orgasm" is an orgasm brought on by anal stimulation, such as from anal sex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_sex), an inserted finger, or a sex toy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_toy). Anecdotal evidence suggests that some women experience anal orgasm as qualitatively different from clitoral or vaginal orgasm, though for many others the distinction is less clear.[6] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgasm#cite_note-5)
In both sexes pleasure can be derived from the nerve endings around the anus and the anus itself. Hence, anal-oral contact (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal-oral_contact) can still be pleasurable without stimulation of the clitoris. Jack Morin has claimed that anal orgasm has nothing to do with the prostate orgasm, although the two are often confused.[7] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgasm#cite_note-6)

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 08:18 PM
what's your brillo pad look like down there? shaved, natural, hitler mustache?

i picture you as having it trimmed real short, but you hair covers your entire bikini area.

Blank as a barbie... well... an anatomically correct barbie

wallet or penis ... what's more important?


Wallet... those keep working long after penises do... sex isn't everything...


should a man let a woman win in an arm wrestle??



Hell no... I mean sure she'll feel the usual pride of winning such a battle but she'll also feel like you're a punk bitch... I say beat her every time... unless of course you feel you may hurt her... in which case you still don't let her win... just let go...

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 08:20 PM
from wikipedia

Anal stimulation
An "anal orgasm" is an orgasm brought on by anal stimulation, such as from anal sex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_sex), an inserted finger, or a sex toy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_toy). Anecdotal evidence suggests that some women experience anal orgasm as qualitatively different from clitoral or vaginal orgasm, though for many others the distinction is less clear.[6] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgasm#cite_note-5)
In both sexes pleasure can be derived from the nerve endings around the anus and the anus itself. Hence, anal-oral contact (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal-oral_contact) can still be pleasurable without stimulation of the clitoris. Jack Morin has claimed that anal orgasm has nothing to do with the prostate orgasm, although the two are often confused.[7] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgasm#cite_note-6)

... As submitted to Wikipedia by another dumbass who thought he made a woman cum via her asshole...

The Hound
12-13-2008, 08:20 PM
I have never known that to happen...

i have and it caused quite a fracas, contratonk and bruahaha

The Hound
12-13-2008, 08:22 PM
Wallet... those keep working long after penises do... sex isn't everything...

how much of a "thing" is it? ... where does it fit in the power ranking?

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 08:27 PM
how much of a "thing" is it? ... where does it fit in the power ranking?



Dick is third...

1. Stability

2. Intellect

3. Sex

Professor Poopsnagle
12-13-2008, 08:32 PM
More like

1. money
2. age
3. health

The Hound
12-13-2008, 08:35 PM
Dick is third...

1. Stability

2. Intellect

3. Sex
ironic ... so why do women dismiss a guy when he wants sex when women want the same thing?

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 08:36 PM
More like

1. money
2. age
3. health

If you say so...

hey all, I'm heading out for the evening.. it's been real... hope I actually helped someone today... I may be back on tomorrow... see yaz!

TSA
12-13-2008, 08:37 PM
AHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhahAHHahaHAHAh ahahahahah!!
AHAhahahah1h1h1h1!!!!hahaha!1 LMAO at palehorse

PALEHORSE
12-13-2008, 08:37 PM
the pussy is not the ass

nice try art butbut you can make a female orgasm through thier ass

Killa BB
12-13-2008, 08:38 PM
ironic ... so why do women dismiss a guy when he wants sex when women want the same thing?




Probably because he's lacking the first two things...

Okay now... again... I'm heading out for the evening.. it's been real... hope I actually helped someone today... I may be back on tomorrow... see yaz!

TSA
12-13-2008, 08:39 PM
palehorse has the best question, it needs drastic answering asap

Art Vandelay
12-13-2008, 08:49 PM
nice try art butbut you can make a female orgasm through thier ass


i'm not aruging with you. i'm just saying that the pussy isn't the ass. i have never given a chick an orgasm that way, but i know it can be done.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
12-13-2008, 09:04 PM
How come bitches in the 90s weren't shit?
Claiming that they a lady steady suckin every other nigga's dick?






























http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn175/irondan_photos/atl.jpg

TSA
12-13-2008, 09:10 PM
^co-sign.


also if a girl is riding you and you bust a nut RAW DOGG with no rubber wouldn't the semen just fall back into your dickhole? what kinda organism falls upwards, or does the vagina have a suction capability

i gotta go shower and get ready for DUH night.

beautifulrock
12-13-2008, 09:18 PM
Yes, I have a question beautiflyB, how big is your penis?

PALEHORSE
12-13-2008, 09:18 PM
my sperms swim like the nile and salmon migrating

Dokuro
12-13-2008, 09:41 PM
Yes, I have a question beautiflyB, how big is your penis?
oh oh oh i know 14" long and 5" cercomfence
she makes me jelus
iv already poseted it like 9 time

Killa BB
12-14-2008, 11:21 AM
How come bitches in the 90s weren't shit?
Claiming that they a lady steady suckin every other nigga's dick?

I can't be sure of that one... I was still a teenager back then...

...also if a girl is riding you and you bust a nut RAW DOGG with no rubber wouldn't the semen just fall back into your dickhole? what kinda organism falls upwards, or does the vagina have a suction capability


No... The vagina should not need to be capable of suction... If you have sperm that just falls as opposed to swimming like normal sperm... your sperm is lazy as fuck...

Yes, I have a question beautiflyB, how big is your penis?

Not big at all... non-existant actually... and sadly enough... it's probably still bigger than yours... I hope that helped to quell your fascination with dick size...

Next question...

Art Vandelay
12-14-2008, 11:39 AM
when masturbating do you?...

A) lay on your back
B) lay on your stomach
C) get up on all fours
D) all of the above

Killa BB
12-14-2008, 11:43 AM
when masturbating do you?...

A) lay on your back
B) lay on your stomach
C) get up on all fours
D) all of the above

*SIGH* Welcome back Art... and the positions are varied... hell I could do it standing up if need be... just depends on how I feel...


Next Question... And let's try to keep the questions more about women in General and not just me and my maturbatory habits... Thanx...

Art Vandelay
12-14-2008, 11:43 AM
B do you?...

A) Swallow
B) Spit
C) Neither

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
12-14-2008, 11:45 AM
My girl made me eggs this morning, sunny-side up. The yolks were kind of runny, and she said that's how they're supposed to be.

Is she telling me the truth, or does she want me to get salmonella and die?

Killa BB
12-14-2008, 11:56 AM
My girl made me eggs this morning, sunny-side up. The yolks were kind of runny, and she said that's how they're supposed to be.

Is she telling me the truth, or does she want me to get salmonella and die?

Are you serious??? LOL... She's not trying to kill you Dan... Sunny side up eggs are supposed to be like that... most people enjoy them by sopping the yolk up with toast and then eating the whites of the egg as usual... And there's nothing to fear about a runny yolk... keep in mind that people consume raw eggs all the time for thier nutritional value... namely fitness buffs...

Longbongcilvaringz
12-14-2008, 11:59 AM
haha

Ironman interjections in this thread are ridiculously funny.

He is a mad man.

I have a few questions:

- Which Depeche Mode album is better 'Music For The Masses' or 'Black Celebration' (obviously 'Violator' is the best overall).

- Is taste in music a reflection of intelligence?

- Is it true, in your opinion, that men are funnier than women, because in terms of attracting a mate, it is necessary for men to be funny. Women have no use for humour, and therefore, are less funny (i would appreciate a real response, not just 'there are lots of funny women').

- Do you think violence is acceptable in any circumstances? If so, what circumstances?

- What is your opinion on the 'state' of Palestine?

- Do you think you are a racist person? Do you find you have preconceptions about people because of their race? (or any other superficial factor?)

- Do you think music which is heavily influenced by past music is any less meritorious than that past music?

- Similarly, do you think art (painting, music, literature etc.) should be judged independent of surrounding events? Or should the past and current context be taken into account in it's appraisal?

- Is it in your opinion possible for one persons opinion to be more valid than that of another?

- Could you please state your definition of good and bad for me.

- Is the Eagles of Death Metal album title 'Heart On' as amusing or clever as i think it is? Or is it just a fairly lame play on words?

- Why are the lyrics of genres such as hip hop and grime scrutinised so heavily, while the random and nonsensical ramblings of lyricists from other genres barely criticised and in most cases revered?

- Is sarcasm actually the lowest form of humour? Or is it actually one of the highest forms of passive aggressive behaviour?

- Why do you think people choose to believe in ideas and bodies of ideas which have no base in the factual (for instance religion) but balk at the mere concept of say evolution?

- What is the root of all evil? Is it the human mind?

- Are all human 'evil'? Is this just quelled and suppressed by the rules of society?

- Is there not an element of what humans would classify as immorality in nature? (such as the value of some species over others, harm of others etc.)

- Does this possibly completely discredit and deem any human concept of morality both unnatural and unrealistic?

- Hasn't history proved that humans have and will continue to act in a contrary manner to these morals? So why insist on continuing the charade of broadcasting such ideas?

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
12-14-2008, 12:01 PM
Are you serious??? LOL... She's not trying to kill you Dan... Sunny side up eggs are supposed to be like that... most people enjoy them by sopping the yolk up with toast and then eating the whites of the egg as usual... And there's nothing to fear about a runny yolk... keep in mind that people consume raw eggs all the time for thier nutritional value... namely fitness buffs...

Ok, that is a relief, her story checks out. She did tell me that I was supposed to put the toast in it...I didn't really think she wanted me dead, but I thought maybe she just made them wrong and was willing to risk my death as opposed to throwing them on the stove for another couple of minutes.

Actually, it tasted pretty good.

I am paranoid, because when I was a little kid, my babysitter or nanny or whatever, Lareesa, (who ironically looked a whole lot like you, but older) let me eat some cake batter, and I got salmonella.

Art Vandelay
12-14-2008, 12:02 PM
B, what would be more embarrassing to you?

A) a sex tape of yours leaked to the internet

B) a tape of you taking a dump leaked to the internet. and i don't mean i nice easy dump. but a constipated pushing dump with all the facial expressions that go along with it.

Killa BB
12-14-2008, 12:06 PM
B, what would be more embarrassing to you?

A) a sex tape of yours leaked to the internet

B) a tape of you taking a dump leaked to the internet. and i don't mean i nice easy dump. but a constipated pushing dump with all the facial expressions that go along with it.


The shit tape... Being that sex is at least a two person event... It's safe to say that people have already seen my sex faces... but to this day no one has ever seen my shit faces and I'd like to keep it that way...


Next Question...

Art Vandelay
12-14-2008, 12:10 PM
are your dumps 1 or 2 flushers?

Killa BB
12-14-2008, 12:47 PM
*Takes a deep breath...


I have a few questions:

- Which Depeche Mode album is better 'Music For The Masses' or 'Black Celebration' (obviously 'Violator' is the best overall).

The only D M Album I remember is Violator... The other ones you mentioned must be mad old...

- Is taste in music a reflection of intelligence?

Not so much as the intollerance of others' tatses in music is a reflection of unintelligence...

- Is it true, in your opinion, that men are funnier than women, because in terms of attracting a mate, it is necessary for men to be funny. Women have no use for humour, and therefore, are less funny (i would appreciate a real response, not just 'there are lots of funny women').

No I don't believe that men are funnier than women... When applied by either sex I think that humor is equally efective... however I do agree that females have a lesser need to use humor as an element of attraction... because we have other things for that... like boobs...

- Do you think violence is acceptable in any circumstances? If so, what circumstances?

Self defense...

- What is your opinion on the 'state' of Palestine?

Not sure that I care... I tend to tune out issues of other countries unless of course I get deployed there and forced to take notice... Which is the only reason I know anything about Iraq...

- Do you think you are a racist person? Do you find you have preconceptions about people because of their race? (or any other superficial factor?)

I wouldn't say that I was racist as I do not believe my race to be superior to anyone else's... However, from mere observation... I can see how certain stereotypes have come to be... For instance... By nature, a person of asian (oriental) decent is born with almond shaped eyes, and dark hair... and being that this is simply a charachteristic of thier race... they all do in fact look alike... Even though verbalizing this seems to piss them off...

- Do you think music which is heavily influenced by past music is any less meritorious than that past music?

Yes... being that the older song is usually sampled ad not covered... the so called "remake" cheapens it a reat deal... I think that well enough should be left alone and that originality goes much farther than catchiness...

- Similarly, do you think art (painting, music, literature etc.) should be judged independent of surrounding events? Or should the past and current context be taken into account in it's appraisal?

No judgement can be accurate without all the facts... not even in art...

- Is it in your opinion possible for one persons opinion to be more valid than that of another?

Yes... The opinion that is most based upon fact is obviously more valid... unless you mean opinions of preference... in which case, No... you can't tell me that the color blue sucks just because you don't like it... you have your reasons and I have mine... To argue that would be pointless... Blue will still be blue...

- Could you please state your definition of good and bad for me.

Good, Generally pleasing... Bad, Anything opposite of whatever is desired...

- Is the Eagles of Death Metal album title 'Heart On' as amusing or clever as i think it is? Or is it just a fairly lame play on words?

Fairly lame play on words...

- Why are the lyrics of genres such as hip hop and grime scrutinised so heavily, while the random and nonsensical ramblings of lyricists from other genres barely criticised and in most cases revered?

Because the people who are doing the scrutinizing have thier preferences just like anybody else does...

- Is sarcasm actually the lowest form of humour? Or is it actually one of the highest forms of passive aggressive behaviour?

Whatever it is... it's my favorite... LOL

- Why do you think people choose to believe in ideas and bodies of ideas which have no base in the factual (for instance religion) but balk at the mere concept of say evolution?

Depends on what got to them first... Religion is something that is usually introduced to a person at birth whereas the theory of evolution is not introduced until a person begins thier formal education... by this time, a strong belief is already established and hard to defect from... So if you teach a child from day one that they used to be a monkey... that is what they will believe...

- What is the root of all evil? Is it the human mind?

Evil has no root, it's merely an option...

- Are all human 'evil'? Is this just quelled and suppressed by the rules of society?

All have the potential to be... and by nature we usually live up to that potential in some form or another... regardless of social rules...

- Is there not an element of what humans would classify as immorality in nature? (such as the value of some species over others, harm of others etc.)

- Does this possibly completely discredit and deem any human concept of morality both unnatural and unrealistic?

To answer both questions, I think it's immoral to deem yourself better than, or cause harm to any other living thing based upon the mere assumption of superiority...

- Hasn't history proved that humans have and will continue to act in a contrary manner to these morals? So why insist on continuing the charade of broadcasting such ideas?

Because we're human...



Whew! Finally... You are now banned from this thread... LOL

(only two of those questions were on topic btw)

Longbongcilvaringz
12-14-2008, 12:54 PM
Banned?

Oh well, thank for answering some of those.

KERZO
12-14-2008, 12:58 PM
wow...B is really putting alot of work into this site. Do you think style has eventually given up his male persona and will solely post as a chick from now on...plus I think B is just posting all this shit to get his post count over the 1k mark, it's pretty obvious and it shows his effort to be accepted by the forum....or maybe B is just a psycho chick..who knows?

Killa BB
12-14-2008, 01:56 PM
wow...B is really putting alot of work into this site. Do you think style has eventually given up his male persona and will solely post as a chick from now on...plus I think B is just posting all this shit to get his post count over the 1k mark, it's pretty obvious and it shows his effort to be accepted by the forum....or maybe B is just a psycho chick..who knows?


What's psycho about this? LOL... Some guys are so quick to label a woman psycho the moment she starts demonstarting the ability to think... LOL... anyway... thanks for the comment...


Next Question...

Longbongcilvaringz
12-14-2008, 01:59 PM
Hm, i'm quick to label anyone here a psycho as soon as they demonstrate the ability to 'think'

Killa BB
12-14-2008, 02:01 PM
well I'd stop thinking if I could but that shit's kinda impossible for me...


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minibumpsh
12-14-2008, 02:12 PM
how do u get over a guy when u dont love him but u love the old him. like ud never date the new him. but u keep thinkng about the old him. does that make sense.

Killa BB
12-14-2008, 02:18 PM
how do u get over a guy when u dont love him but u love the old him. like ud never date the new him. but u keep thinkng about the old him. does that make sense.

Makes perfect sense... But it's stupidto linger... imagine you had a hot pair of heels and broke the heel off one of those shoes... Would you keep wearing those shoes even though one heel was missing just because you remember how hot they used to look on your feet? Hell no... you wouldn't even keep them in your closet... So why would you keep this guy on your mind... To you, he's damaged beyond repair... and if you keep hanging on to him... you'll get hurt... just like you'd hurt yourself by trying to wear trhat broke ass shoe... Does that make sense?


Next question...

minibumpsh
12-14-2008, 02:21 PM
Makes perfect sense... But it's stupidto linger... imagine you had a hot pair of heels and broke the heel off one of those shoes... Would you keep wearing those shoes even though one heel was missing just because you remember how hot they used to look on your feet? Hell no... you wouldn't even keep them in your closet... So why would you keep this guy on your mind... To you, he's damaged beyond repair... and if you keep hanging on to him... you'll get hurt... just like you'd hurt yourself by trying to wear trhat broke ass shoe... Does that make sense?


Next question...

but that doesnt matter id try to fix the heel or get it repaired,correct? but if its not repairable or irreplaceable, then id buy a new shoe but what if every shoe i wore after that didnt make me as happy as the old one. then id be unhappy for a long time. right?? idk.

Killa BB
12-14-2008, 02:24 PM
but that doesnt matter id try to fix the heel or get it repaired,correct? but if its not repairable or irreplaceable, then id buy a new shoe but what if every shoe i wore after that didnt make me as happy as the old one. then id be unhappy for a long time. right?? idk.

FACT: There is no such thing as a man repair shop...

Girl FACT: There is no such thing as not being happy with a new pair of shoes...

Future
12-14-2008, 03:14 PM
Do you think women can rap as good as me?

Killa BB
12-14-2008, 03:41 PM
I've never heard you rap, but...


yes... I certainly do think that women can rap as good or even better than you...


next question...

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
12-14-2008, 04:28 PM
How do I get my girlfriend to have anal sex with me?

She is averse to the idea. She's only been with like 3 other guys before me, and they were all long-term boyfriends.

She tried it with one of them, and had a bad experience. I think he stuck it in dry and it didn't work out and she cried.

Killa BB
12-14-2008, 04:40 PM
How do I get my girlfriend to have anal sex with me?

She is averse to the idea. She's only been with like 3 other guys before me, and they were all long-term boyfriends.

She tried it with one of them, and had a bad experience. I think he stuck it in dry and it didn't work out and she cried.

The best advice I can give is to let her prep herself for it... Maybe show her some footage of the correct way it's done... maybe buy her some smaller starter items to practice with... just a few ideas...


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HANZO
12-14-2008, 06:12 PM
ok how why on earth is this stickied. but we never get a charlesjones thread stickied??

Killa BB
12-14-2008, 08:28 PM
ok how why on earth is this stickied. but we never get a charlesjones thread stickied??
I'm afraid I can't answer that question for you in this thread as it does not pertain to women...


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MaXiMus Da MaNtis
12-15-2008, 11:29 AM
yo didnt butterfly b post herself before with a picture of a hispanic girl?

Longbongcilvaringz
12-15-2008, 01:11 PM
Yeah, caught in her own web of lies.

Killa BB
12-15-2008, 04:39 PM
yo didnt butterfly b post herself before with a picture of a hispanic girl?

Yeah, caught in her own web of lies.



Actually no... that never happened... LOLOLOL... WTF are you guys smoking?... I've been called BLACK, STYLE, Killa Priest, 50 Cent, Miss Jay, And I think I've even been compared to Dave Chappelle... But never a hispanic woman... Where's the picture that you say I posted of myself being hispanic? I think you're thinking of Ilz... I think she's hispanic...

IrOnMaN
12-15-2008, 08:26 PM
ok how why on earth is this stickied. but we never get a charlesjones thread stickied??

It's because some of the moderators are on goofballs (Crack/Cocaine).}:|

11th Chamber
12-15-2008, 08:38 PM
this REALLY got stickied?

IrOnMaN
12-15-2008, 09:00 PM
^^Great question. I KNOW most people are surprised like a muthafucka! One, she's giving advice to men who need help with their girlfriends or female friends. So, I can understand why a moderator would sticky this thread. It makes pretty good since to sticky it since she's a female. Plus, I know BB is..........Style's fuck buddy.}:| But that's another story for another day.}:|:mmmyah:

The Hound
12-15-2008, 09:54 PM
fuck off ironman

IrOnMaN
12-16-2008, 03:21 PM
^^You first. Thanks.

/waits for TT to discuss in detail regarding penises, cum, men's asses, bile movements, and gay people.

Killa BB
12-16-2008, 05:49 PM
I think you mean "Bowel" movements... your college sucks...

P.S. Style and I are not "Fuck Buddies" We have never had sex... you don't know either of us... quit daydreaming out loud... lol


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SKAMPOE
12-17-2008, 02:37 AM
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Killa BB
12-17-2008, 05:16 AM
LOLOLOL......

If your question was "How Can She Slap?!!!!!"

The answer is... I don't know Skamp... (SMH) I just don't know...

LMAO!


Next Question....

Prolifical ENG
12-17-2008, 05:15 PM
How do I get my girlfriend to have anal sex with me?

She is averse to the idea. She's only been with like 3 other guys before me, and they were all long-term boyfriends.

She tried it with one of them, and had a bad experience. I think he stuck it in dry and it didn't work out and she cried.

ahh...lol you already know how to do it....while fuckin her doggystyle just put your thumb on her asshole and just put a little pressure on it....wet your thumb and play with it a bit...dont penetrate though. she realize it feels kinda good and might wanna try it....it worked for me...twice.


Other than that I ahve a question....how long do you think you need to date for the dude to not need to hold his farts in anymore?

IrOnMaN
12-17-2008, 06:21 PM
I think you mean "Bowel" movements... your college sucks...

P.S. Style and I are not "Fuck Buddies" We have never had sex... you don't know either of us... quit daydreaming out loud... lol


Next Question...

Thanks for the correction.

P.S. The "Next Question" thing is rude. Start being a lady for once.

IrOnMaN
12-17-2008, 08:59 PM
You incorrectly assume that they were thugs...









Your college sucks, Ironman...

Next question...

I'm currently taking Arabic.:dududu: I will admit that I have NEVER in my life taken a course in french because I simply have no interest in it.}:| Oh, my God! Get a fucking life, you............dark shit!}:| Thank you for trying, though.}:|

Back to the topic.

Xiao Zuu Zeng
12-17-2008, 09:23 PM
lol

snapple
12-18-2008, 11:27 AM
have you ever been in love and still cheated on your man?

WARPATH
12-18-2008, 12:56 PM
What if your out on a date and your on your period?

How can we know not to try and fuck you? Or should we just ask to go ass on the first date?


Also......

What if you run out of extra Jumbo Tampons (esepecially if you have a heavy flow like Blackula), what do you do? Use toilet paper? What if there is no TP and the store is closed? Use your sock?

WARPATH
12-18-2008, 12:57 PM
have you ever been in love and still cheated on your man?

What kind of weak ass question is this. Snapple had his heart broken and can't get over it.

Killa BB
12-18-2008, 09:10 PM
...I ahve a question....how long do you think you need to date for the dude to not need to hold his farts in anymore?

Do guys do that? LOL You shouldn't ever even do that... Especially since it doesn't matter to female if you fart or not... to us that's a mannish thing to do... That's why we're the ones who try to stifle flatulation...

I'm currently taking Arabic.:dududu: I will admit that I have NEVER in my life taken a course in french because I simply have no interest in it.}:| Oh, my God! Get a fucking life, you............dark shit!}:| Thank you for trying, though.}:|

Back to the topic.

You are incredibly disrespectful and you need to work on that shit... LOL. If you can "speak" to a lady that way on a forum, I can just imagine how you must be failing painfully with the women in your real life...

Thanks for the correction.

P.S. The "Next Question" thing is rude. Start being a lady for once.

So now you're the expert on being a lady? LOLOL... Ironman you are truly interesting... NEXT QUESTION...


have you ever been in love and still cheated on your man?

No... I'm the kind that devotes 100%... perhaps that's been my downfall...

What if your out on a date and your on your period?

How can we know not to try and fuck you? Or should we just ask to go ass on the first date?


Also......

What if you run out of extra Jumbo Tampons (esepecially if you have a heavy flow like Blackula), what do you do? Use toilet paper? What if there is no TP and the store is closed? Use your sock?

LOL... Hi Slip!

One way to avoid this is to not even plan on a first date fuck... as far as signals go... Here are a few...

She may say "I'm On My Period"
She may be wearing dark pants.
She my refuse to even entertain any idea or mention of sex

And as for the tampon question... I have never had to resort to alternative means of leakage protection... LOL... However, I would assume that if you're out of tampons and TP the next logical choice would be either paper towels or napkins... LMAO... Poor Blackula... smh

Dokuro
12-19-2008, 06:31 PM
hahahhaha it got a stiky

snapple
12-19-2008, 06:54 PM
What kind of weak ass question is this. Snapple had his heart broken and can't get over it.


nah not even. :fucku:

ARRCIMEDES
12-21-2008, 03:34 PM
YO, THERES ALOT OF TALK ABOUT FAT WHITE WOMEN BUFF BLAXCK COLLEGE GUYS AND SHIT. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHAT CHICKS DO TO PEOPLE LIKE SNOOP DOGG AND MIKE TYSON, SAYING THEY GET SEXUALLY ABUSED OR RAPED. IS THAT A GENDER WAR OF THE SEXES OR IS IT A RACE THING DO YOU THINK>? OR IS IT A PLOT BY PEOPLE SPECIFICALLY TO GET MONEY OR FAME OUT OF THEM OR JUST TO RUIN THE NAME AND REPUTATION OF THAT PERSON. AND WOULD YOU LET MIKE FIST YOU?
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002
12-23-2008, 01:54 AM
How do I approach a woman like this? (I'm tryin to hit it, of course. and quick.)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_02/HijabREX_228x381.jpg

Killa BB
12-23-2008, 12:07 PM
How do I approach a woman like this? (I'm tryin to hit it, of course. and quick.)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_02/HijabREX_228x381.jpg

You'd have to approach her... in a dark alley... and have a van ready... you will have to kidnap her... just be sure to keep your face covered and put her back where you found her...

YO, THERES ALOT OF TALK ABOUT FAT WHITE WOMEN BUFF BLAXCK COLLEGE GUYS AND SHIT. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHAT CHICKS DO TO PEOPLE LIKE SNOOP DOGG AND MIKE TYSON, SAYING THEY GET SEXUALLY ABUSED OR RAPED. IS THAT A GENDER WAR OF THE SEXES OR IS IT A RACE THING DO YOU THINK>? OR IS IT A PLOT BY PEOPLE SPECIFICALLY TO GET MONEY OR FAME OUT OF THEM OR JUST TO RUIN THE NAME AND REPUTATION OF THAT PERSON. AND WOULD YOU LET MIKE FIST YOU?
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Mike-Tyson.jpg

I'm convinced that this is usually a desperate attempt to obtain cash and attention... And no I would not let Mike Tyson Fist me...

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The Hound
12-23-2008, 12:27 PM
do you masturbate standing up or lying down? ... have you ever masturbated upside down over the side of your bed?

Killa BB
12-23-2008, 07:08 PM
Party Arty V. already asked me something to that effect... And again I'll say that the situatiation and locaztion dictate the position... and no... I have never done that upside down off the bedside...


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ARRCIMEDES
12-23-2008, 08:20 PM
When I'm Jackin It Sometimes I Like To Ask My Girlfriend To Work My Ass Hole And Finger Bang Me Just Because She Cant Make Me Cum Otherwise. Do You Think That This Is An Acceptable Thing To Ask A Girl Who Gets Nasty On The First Date To Do To You?>? It Really Gets Me Going And I Have No Control Over My Orgasms By This Point. I Shoot My Jizz wads On My Cat The Last Time She Did It. He Had A Little Jizz Dripping From His Ear. I Tried To Wipe It Off But It Got Stuck In The Fur So I Gave Him A Combthrough And Now He Looks Like He's Got A Mohawk Hairstyle. He's A Little Punk Rocker Cat Now. Im saving up now so that I can give him a gerry curl the next time he wants to watch us. Does This Mean Im Into Beastiality?
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The Hound
12-24-2008, 02:06 AM
would you love ironman for his personality and not care that he has tiny dick and still tell him you love him, or would you laugh in his face and walk off with a porn star?

Killa BB
12-24-2008, 04:43 AM
When I'm Jackin It Sometimes I Like To Ask My Girlfriend To Work My Ass Hole And Finger Bang Me Just Because She Cant Make Me Cum Otherwise. Do You Think That This Is An Acceptable Thing To Ask A Girl Who Gets Nasty On The First Date To Do To You?>? It Really Gets Me Going And I Have No Control Over My Orgasms By This Point. I Shoot My Jizz wads On My Cat The Last Time She Did It. He Had A Little Jizz Dripping From His Ear. I Tried To Wipe It Off But It Got Stuck In The Fur So I Gave Him A Combthrough And Now He Looks Like He's Got A Mohawk Hairstyle. He's A Little Punk Rocker Cat Now. Im saving up now so that I can give him a gerry curl the next time he wants to watch us. Does This Mean Im Into Beastiality?


The whole finger bang thing is a perfectly acceptable thing to ask for... if you like it up the ass... and as for the cat thing... that just means that you secretly desire to be a hairstylist... And I hate to break it to you... but boith of those things combined make you gay...

would you love ironman for his personality and not care that he has tiny dick and still tell him you love him, or would you laugh in his face and walk off with a porn star?

No I could never love Ironman's personality... because he has the same personality as a sheet of paper that has "CryBaby" written all over it... And I won't say that I couldn't love a small dick... but I certainly couldn't love one that was attached to a pussy like Ironman... So I guess I'd have to go with the Porny...


Next Question...

WARPATH
12-24-2008, 11:49 AM
LOL... Hi Slip!

One way to avoid this is to not even plan on a first date fuck... as far as signals go... Here are a few...

She may say "I'm On My Period"
She may be wearing dark pants.
She my refuse to even entertain any idea or mention of sex

And as for the tampon question... I have never had to resort to alternative means of leakage protection... LOL... However, I would assume that if you're out of tampons and TP the next logical choice would be either paper towels or napkins... LMAO... Poor Blackula... smh

The reason I asked is because I brought this chick back to my cabin once. And we were drinking. We weren't really hitting it off. Then it was time to go to bed, and I did the most gentlemen thing I could do. I offered my bed and said I'll sleep on the couch.

She invited me to lay with her.

I started rubbing her nipples and she didn't stop me so I started rubbing her and kissing her and what not.

Then I worked my hand down her pants and got handful of feminine PAD.

This has happened to me twice already. I will start looking for the signals.

WARPATH
12-24-2008, 11:59 AM
Does it bother Women, when their giving head, the thought that maybe the guy was taking a dump earlier and his dick was hanging down in the toilet?

BTTR KNG KOOL
12-25-2008, 06:01 AM
ahhhahahah


!!

Robert
12-25-2008, 11:55 AM
Does it bother Women, when their giving head, the thought that maybe the guy was taking a dump earlier and his dick was hanging down in the toilet?

Heavy mental right there.

Killa BB
12-25-2008, 11:59 PM
Does it bother Women, when their giving head, the thought that maybe the guy was taking a dump earlier and his dick was hanging down in the toilet?

Why... for Pete's sake, why... that is a horrible visual and a thought that had never crossed my mind until now... Yes that would bother me...

**Note To Self: No BJ's without proof of showering immediately before hand**

Next Question... PLEASE...

Dokuro
12-26-2008, 04:41 PM
B i have been reading the last few post and you realy should never become a sex expert
i will say this one last time your what gets you off has nothing to do with your prefrens Arc if you like it in the ass your not gay you are only gay if you find yourself atracted to men do what you like

Killa BB
12-26-2008, 10:33 PM
B i have been reading the last few post and you realy should never become a sex expert
i will say this one last time your what gets you off has nothing to do with your prefrens Arc if you like it in the ass your not gay you are only gay if you find yourself atracted to men do what you like

I knew It!!! I aint mad at ya though... Way to wave that flag! LOL...

Thanx for reading...

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Art Vandelay
12-28-2008, 12:49 AM
B do you prefer circumcized or anteaters?

Killa BB
12-28-2008, 07:31 AM
Circs... All women prefer circs...

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Dokuro
12-28-2008, 04:46 PM
wrong again my wike love my uncirc cack



this thread like the blind leading the blind

tajeco
12-28-2008, 06:37 PM
Does it bother Women, when their giving head, the thought that maybe the guy was taking a dump earlier and his dick was hanging down in the toilet?


hahahahahaha. You deserve 10 reps for that.

tajeco
12-28-2008, 06:44 PM
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Hahahahaha. This thread is hilarious, I didn't expect all the humor. What kind of show is that?

snapple
12-29-2008, 12:36 AM
why do i become 1000x more attractive 2 women once im in a relationship?...shits lame....i dont understand why everybody wants to holla once im in a relationship and when im single i gotta be the one...

y do bitches who are straight kiss eachother in public?..

Killa BB
12-29-2008, 01:16 AM
wrong again my wike love my uncirc cack



this thread like the blind leading the blind

WTF is a WIKE??? Is that like the new term for Life Partner... Go get clipped...

why do i become 1000x more attractive 2 women once im in a relationship?...shits lame....i dont understand why everybody wants to holla once im in a relationship and when im single i gotta be the one...

y do bitches who are straight kiss eachother in public?..

First Answer... Some men are just so attractive that thier flyness is unquestionable... and then there are men like yourself who I can assume are merely average, who need validation... so even if a chick thinks you have the potential to be hot, she won't risk it unless she sees what type of woman you're capable of pulling... and if she sees you with a woman who she deems to be on her level or higher... she will then make her move on you...

Second Answer... That shit is fun... and different... and we're usually pretty drunk... and the looks on you guys' faces when we won't let you join in is priceless...


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cap
12-29-2008, 08:05 AM
ok i got one...


...if a guy is chilling with a girl right...what are the most important signals she will send if she wants you to speed it up,like if she wants to kiss or even have sex...

Killa BB
12-29-2008, 11:54 AM
ok i got one...


...if a guy is chilling with a girl right...what are the most important signals she will send if she wants you to speed it up,like if she wants to kiss or even have sex...

If you notice that she's often watching your mouth instead of making eye contact when you speak to her... or if she tends to bite or touch her own lips alot when she's around you... she wants to kiss you

If she wants to have sex she'll tell you so... the only way to to get a good nonverbal sign is to either try her and see if she resists/rejects you or if she slips you a note saying "Let's Do It" LoL... Some other give-aways are maybe if she deliberately touches you in place where people don't normally come into contact with eachother unless they're being intimate, like if she touches the small of your back when standing behind you, or if she seems to have a fascination with your ear/neck area... These may be signs that she wants the goods...

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netscape check two
12-29-2008, 12:57 PM
Some ditzy girls twirl their hair when they are talking to you. Then it's either time to make fun of their non intelligence(and have them giggle) or finish the deal. Or both.

Tyler Durden
12-29-2008, 01:03 PM
Does it bother Women, when their giving head, the thought that maybe the guy was taking a dump earlier and his dick was hanging down in the toilet?

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Dokuro
12-29-2008, 03:55 PM
WTF is a WIKE??? Is that like the new term for Life Partner... Go get clipped...



...
WIKE A term used for all girls a man has been with in his life time (example) "all my wike want me dead."

Art Vandelay
12-29-2008, 08:40 PM
i thought he had a jewish wife. i thought it was a combination of wife and kike

Dokuro
12-29-2008, 09:19 PM
nope shes hmong

TSA
12-29-2008, 10:17 PM
here's a question
why is this shithole thread stickied? expecially since its a direct knock off of an already existing one?

Dokuro
12-29-2008, 10:22 PM
for once i agree with this white washed feed

TSA
12-29-2008, 11:09 PM
JOKERS
http://www.geocities.com/esca_junkie/kefka2.jpg

Killa BB
12-29-2008, 11:46 PM
here's a question
why is this shithole thread stickied? expecially since its a direct knock off of an already existing one?

That's an easy one... The thread you started was a taken as a joke... as are most things you post... whereas I am actually trying to help... And it doesn't matter who started the thread originally as I was pretty much the only one answering questions in your thread anyway... And I did think it was a good thread but it got bumped so far that I couldn't find it and had to start my own... And besides all that... Girls are just more awesome at things... I believe there was an old song that said it best... "Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you"

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Art Vandelay
12-30-2008, 01:06 PM
what kind of porn do you watch?

Killa BB
12-30-2008, 09:14 PM
what kind of porn do you watch?

GOG mostly... It's way more entertaining than the usual...

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netscape check two
12-30-2008, 09:35 PM
If you decided to give another white dude a chance, would you go out on a date with Remedy? Or never again with white guys?

Blackula Spectacula
12-30-2008, 09:47 PM
GOG mostly... It's way more entertaining than the usual...

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Chea .. thats for sure.

Blackula Spectacula
12-30-2008, 09:49 PM
If you decided to give another white dude a chance, would you go out on a date with Remedy? Or never again with white guys?

white dudes need lovin too .. B don't dickscriminate.

Anubis5
12-30-2008, 11:44 PM
Blackula, are you the pretty girl in your avatar?

Blackula Spectacula
12-31-2008, 02:04 AM
why yes that is me. Thank you.

EAGLE EYE
12-31-2008, 02:44 AM
Im the pretty boy in my avatar

Killa BB
12-31-2008, 04:07 AM
If you decided to give another white dude a chance, would you go out on a date with Remedy? Or never again with white guys?

white dudes need lovin too .. B don't dickscriminate.

LOL... Ironically I got a white boyfriend for Christmas... so I can no longer hate on the fairer skinned gentlemen... I kinda like this one... Ironman should love to read that... LMOA (and I have no idea who Remedy is so no... I would not date him)

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netscape check two
12-31-2008, 04:10 AM
Are you joshing with me? You really don't know who the GOD is? 8O Never again..

Anubis5
12-31-2008, 06:05 AM
Is it true that if you shave a lady's head they have a donkey punch target on the back of their skull?

Killa BB
12-31-2008, 09:42 AM
Is it true that if you shave a lady's head they have a donkey punch target on the back of their skull?

No... A least I haven't seen any on chicks like Britney Spears... or Demi Moore... or Butch Lesbians... Or Cancer Victims... So no...

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Art Vandelay
12-31-2008, 04:03 PM
Do you lick your own nipples while masturbating or having sex?

Killa BB
12-31-2008, 04:15 PM
Do you lick your own nipples while masturbating or having sex?

Yes I do... Don't you?

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Art Vandelay
12-31-2008, 04:17 PM
no, but i like when a girl licks my nipples

Anubis5
12-31-2008, 04:40 PM
When you're lactating do you set up mini-targets and try to shoot them down from various distances?

Olive Oil Goombah
12-31-2008, 04:46 PM
GOG mostly... It's way more entertaining than the usual...

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Chea .. thats for sure.

guy on guy??

You freaks.

Killa BB
12-31-2008, 04:52 PM
When you're lactating do you set up mini-targets and try to shoot them down from various distances?

No... If I'm ever lactating I never have any to spare...

guy on guy??

You freaks.

G. O. G. so means Girl on Girl... so you were wrong there... but somewhat correct with the freak part...

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Art Vandelay
12-31-2008, 04:55 PM
do you have orgasms from clitoral stimulation, penetration or both?

Olive Oil Goombah
12-31-2008, 04:56 PM
Ok, i have a question. several questions.

do you prefer your penis's curved up, down, left, right, straight?

Do you enjoy a large mushroom head, or a smaller head an fatter shaft?

Do you prefer your cock to have viens or non veins?

Have you ever been involved in group sex? If so, what type.

Have you ever fucked more than one guy in one day?

What is your take on girls/guys who act like the shit but can't fuck?

thank you.

Art Vandelay
12-31-2008, 05:02 PM
what are your preparations for anal sex? do you prepare just in case? if you haven't taken a dump recently, will you not have anal just in case there is an accident?

Olive Oil Goombah
12-31-2008, 05:06 PM
I have some advice given to me from others gathered thruout the years.

Women...

Trust none.

Treat like shit.

Act like you don't care, nor want them.

Flatter them insultingly.

Make them cum.

Give them a decent amount, not too little, but not too much. Make them depend on you.

Basically treat them like a thing, never get emotional about them.

This applies to 93% of women. If you find yourself lucky enough to snag that 7% than good work.

Chances are tho, you will have to put up with the 'other'.

In that case, follow said guidlines.

Killa BB
12-31-2008, 05:09 PM
do you have orgasms from clitoral stimulation, penetration or both?

I've been asked that before... research it if it's that important to ya...

Ok, i have a question. several questions.

do you prefer your penis's curved up, down, left, right, straight?

Generally straight but a slight curve upward can be appreciated... comfortably...

Do you enjoy a large mushroom head, or a smaller head an fatter shaft?

Neither... I imagine one of those would be like fuckin a door knob and the other like fuckin a plain dildo...

Do you prefer your cock to have viens or non veins?

I thought they all had veins...

Have you ever been involved in group sex? If so, what type.

Yes... Once... BBG... Wack...

Have you ever fucked more than one guy in one day?

No... I only do people who do a good enough job the first time...

What is your take on girls/guys who act like the shit but can't fuck?

I think they should be banned from the sport...

thank you.

You're Welcome...

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Killa BB
12-31-2008, 05:14 PM
Maybe for some of you its time to rethink where you stand?

http://mbrewer.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/31/photo_3.jpg

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I have some advice given to me from others gathered thruout the years.

Women...

Trust none.

Treat like shit.

Act like you don't care, nor want them.

Flatter them insultingly.

Make them cum.

Give them a decent amount, not too little, but not too much. Make them depend on you.

Basically treat them like a thing, never get emotional about them.

This applies to 93% of women. If you find yourself lucky enough to snag that 7% than good work.

Chances are tho, you will have to put up with the 'other'.

In that case, follow said guidlines.


probably one of the truest written posts......

good job :learning:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... This belongs in the "Ask A Dude How To Fail With Women & Stuff Thread...

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Blackula Spectacula
12-31-2008, 05:17 PM
LOL... Ironically I got a white boyfriend for Christmas... so I can no longer hate on the fairer skinned gentlemen... I kinda like this one... Ironman should love to read that... LMOA (and I have no idea who Remedy is so no... I would not date him)

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mmmm white boys. :thumbup:

I got a white boy to kiss for new yrs :D


i'm glad to hear you finally saw the light .. hehe.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-31-2008, 05:18 PM
BULLSHIT!!! your poisoning these otherwise healthy hetero men with your rhetoric!!!

Olive Oil Goombah
12-31-2008, 05:19 PM
mmmm white boys. :thumbup:

I got a white boy to kiss for new yrs :D


i'm glad to hear you finally saw the light .. hehe.

dayum....does Pat kno???

See..rule no. 1

Women...

Trust none.

Blackula Spectacula
12-31-2008, 05:24 PM
Pat and I have an open relationship.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-31-2008, 05:30 PM
Hmmm...

So your trying to trump his 'I don't care', 'Treat her like an object', no emotional attachment guidline.

....with the same technique of your own, which means a few things.

Probable....you just want his penis.

Possible....You are secretly testing his love for you

Unlikely....you are trying to play a mans game, in which case you will inevitably fail.