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Sicka than aidZ
09-05-2005, 03:25 AM
QUOTE (The Incredible D @ Aug 29 2005, 10:32 PM)
i how many men does it take to open up a can of beer?
none. it should be open by the time the bitch brings it to the couch.


i have millions, no rules for this shit cept dont flood it an make a chatroom out of it.
peace

Big Bad Man
09-05-2005, 06:58 AM
Rza, a kid, the Pope, and David Beckham on a private plane. The engine fails and the drivers get wasted by a lesbian seagul wit a metal beak gone wild. They start to nosedive and are headin for death.

Rza jumps up, "Yo fuck this, Rap needs me these days, Im the abbot of the Wu, Im taking that muthafuckin parachute and ghostin outta here. So he puts it on, puts on the mask :dududu: , turns to Bobby Digital, shouts Boodoodoo and leaps out in the shape of the W.

The others look at each other. Beckham says "Uh ooooh, let me have a look and see if we have any bags left. Theres 2!"

So he comes back over and looks at the Pope and the kid. Says, "Im David Beckham, the captain of England and a role model for kids worldwide, I have to go" straps up and jumps out.

So the Kid says, "Father, you better take that last 1. If I let you die, God will make me work for Satan in hell!" and starts crying.

So the Pope says, "No listen, we are ok, that daft cunt Beckham took your school bag, we are good to go".

They strap up, and jump out.

Sifu Dragon
09-05-2005, 07:01 AM
^haha

how do you get 4 homos to sit on a chair?

turn it upside down

Sicka than aidZ
09-05-2005, 07:03 AM
yo, 2 guys lost in the desert for days,...one says "im so thirsty id lik the sweat off a man's ball's"
the other guy says' "moo moo buckaroo"

Big Bad Man
09-05-2005, 07:17 AM
Haha.

Paddy n Mick move to Alaska to be at 1 wit nature and eat all the fish they could. After about a month there, they realise theres no females where they at, just the odd group of huskies, bearded cavemen lookin mofos, and the odd polar bear. So they decide to go in search of some punani.

They find a town, wit a bar, n small houses. So they go in the bar and low n behold its all dudes. So they ask the bartender, where are the women? He tells em they dont need women. They have their own hoe locked in a barrel on tuesday nights, and its the shit.

So they decide since its tuesday, to go take a look. Out the back they go, n see this barrell. So the guy finishin up busts into the barrell, and walks away wit a mad cheesy. So Paddy asks him, the fuck does that feel like? He says its undescribable. So Paddy tells Mick to fuck off, n come back in about 2 mins. So he zips down, puts his shit in the hole, n feels the tissue. Shags fuck outta it n busts straight away.

Mick comes in and Paddy says, Oh man, that is the business!!! So out he goes, and Mick being the stud he is, fucks the shit outta this barrell for about an hour. So they go in the bar mad relieved, exhausted n get some pints. About 10 mins later this naked dude comes in walkin funny n sits beside them. Paddy asks him why he is naked n he says he is workin in a mad homo accent. Mick says where u work? He replies "in a barrell out the back, tuesday nights". Paddy looks at Mick, Mick looks at Paddy. Paddy says "Fuck that, its freezing out there!"

Sicka than aidZ
09-05-2005, 07:23 AM
hahaaa!

yo, i got one.......how do we know Mayoya's bicycling ass invented the toothbrush?















































cuz if it was one of us vets, we woulda named it the "teeth brush"

Big Bad Man
09-05-2005, 07:27 AM
Ha, wonder if Mayo got that smackhead look goin on when he smiles lmao.

Sicka than aidZ
09-05-2005, 07:34 AM
no doubt,.".mayo yayo" look...

u know they caught osama bin laden right?






































yeah,..the army spreaded viagra all over the desert an the little pecker stood up

JASPER
09-05-2005, 07:35 AM
How many Jaspers does it take to lift a medium sized car?

Just one, cause I started training today. Ha!



fuck

Sicka than aidZ
09-05-2005, 07:42 AM
i know mayoya's got some good ones,..fire away bitch

Sicka than aidZ
09-05-2005, 09:37 AM
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lol!

Hmm...trinidad told me this story

Once upon a time, there was this Indian, who only had 1 testicle. Therefore the tribe chose to call him "Onestone". BUT, onestone didnt like his nickname, so he forbid everyone to call him onestone, hell he even said that if anyone called him onestone again, he' d take yours truly out in the woods, and rape him/her to death.

One day, this indian bitch came along, she was called Bluebird. Unluckily for her, she called Onestone, "Onestone". He didnt like this, so he took her out and raped the shit outta her, eventually she died.

A couple of days passed, then this bitch came along called Yellowbird. She also called him onestone, so he took her out in the woods, and raped her...and kept raping her. But she didnt die. Yall know why?


Cuz u cant kill 2 birds with one stone!


lol

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09-05-2005, 09:40 AM
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hell naw,...just gettin started.....

your momz so fat she had to get baptised at seaworld.

your so ugly when u were born the doctor slapped your momz..

your momz so fat that when your daddy fucks her he needs to roll her in flour an find the wet spot...

slap the bitches ass an ride the wave in..
"lets get off dissin mama's cuz i just got off yours.."


alright, read this.....

dude was babysittin this girl an she's scared of the dark..so she gets in bed with him.....

she sees his dick an asks "whats that"?..
dude responds "thats my G.I. Joe....now go to sleep"..he passes out in seconds...

the next day he wakes up an his dicks half gone an bleeding...
he asks "what the fuck!!!!!????"
an the girl responds*babyvoice* "G.I. Joe shot me so I bit his head off"

peace

Chief 'Broom
09-05-2005, 09:44 AM
What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she got him a sweater for his birthday?














Gee, you knit?

Sicka than aidZ
09-05-2005, 10:01 AM
on some oskskosh shit^ * L

Chief 'Broom
09-05-2005, 10:02 AM
ha ha - you're right

MaShPG
09-05-2005, 12:57 PM
womens rights

Sicka than aidZ
09-05-2005, 02:59 PM
here,...some chic go's to the porn shop an see's a dildo, she asks what brand it is an all that shit an the store clerk said iit's called "magic dildo"......she was like "go ahead, say fuck my pussy magic dildo an it will"
so the horny chic says fuck my pussy magic dildo an boom, magic dildo went to town on that pussy. so she fell in love with the dildo an took it home,..."fuck my pussy magic dildo" is what she said all day long.
so she hops in bed an says "honey, i gotta suprise, wanna get freaky as hell or what?"
dudes like "huh", while hopping in bed an then the bitch says "look, it's a magic dildo,...it follows all my commands.."
guy say "yeah right"
an she says "its the best dildo on earth, an it is a magic dildo"
so the guy (gettin a lil tired of the dildo) says "magic dildo my ass,..let's just....."

Big Bad Man
09-05-2005, 04:24 PM
How many Jaspers does it take to lift a medium sized car?

Just one, cause I started training today. Ha!



fuck
Good shit, the Jaspernator...

JASPER
09-05-2005, 04:27 PM
Today I did a 50 push ups and then 55. Also, I lent my uncles weights (kick boxer) and lifted them for 15 minutes and a few hours later 25 minutes or something

Big Bad Man
09-05-2005, 04:31 PM
Chest only today?

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-05-2005, 04:34 PM
there once was a big wall,dat u jump ova and as soon as u jump ova da wall u make a wish and u land in it, on da other side of da wall.so there was a blak man, a spanish man,a azn man,and a white man. da blak man jumpz ova and wishes 4 gurlz, and he lands in gurlz. the spanish guyz jumpz ova and wishes 4 money,and he lands in money.da azn man, jumpz ova and wishes 4 a convertible and he landz in da convertiable,den da white man jumpz ova and he hitz his ankle on da wall and says: "awww,shit!", and he landz in shit.

JASPER
09-05-2005, 04:41 PM
Chest only today?Arms and chest. They're arm weight. I could probably do a lot more training... would that have a positive outcome?

Big Bad Man
09-05-2005, 04:44 PM
Just remembered this 1...

A Jap, an Indian and a Liberian get their British passports and go seek employment. Fortunately a local construction firm take on minorities by the dozens and so the 3 dudes start workin on a new project. They meet the foreman, he explains about health and safety, gets their clothes n equipment, meet the bhoys and start on a wall.

Liberian is told he has to start a base, and make sure the everything is exactly as on the plans, before adding bricks. Indian is to work the cement. And the Jap has the responsibility of managing the supplies.

So they get to work, and are doing well, when they notice they waiting a bit longer than expected on the bricks n cement, and find the Jap is nowhere to be seen. So the Indian and Liberian continue grafting out a hard days work doing the Japs bits as well.

End of the day comes and they meet up at the yard, with the foreman asking about the Jap. Of course they dont have a clue where he is. So they wait 30 mins n he still doesnt show. Off they go home. They arrive at the van they came in, foreman driving em home, he opens the back door to put his shit in and the Jap busts out shoutin "SUPPLIES!"

Big Bad Man
09-05-2005, 04:46 PM
Arms and chest. They're arm weight. I could probably do a lot more training... would that have a positive outcome?
Long as you keep the total of trainin under an hour. 50 mins if poss. Over that your testo levels drop and you wind up burnin muscle rather than building it. No good ma man.

JASPER
09-05-2005, 04:50 PM
My urge to rape preteens was a lot smaller after training. Does that mean I'm overdoing it?

Big Bad Man
09-05-2005, 05:14 PM
My urge to rape preteens was a lot smaller after training. Does that mean I'm overdoing it?
Nah, ur doin fine then :lmao: Keep it up.

JASPER
09-05-2005, 05:22 PM
I did it anyway, but I never came.

Then I went home and jacked off and drank my own semen for protein. No wait hold on
I'm joking. I'm not gay, obviously.

Ha, I'm building muscles like uhm..like a... person who is muscular..

ColombianMami
09-05-2005, 08:49 PM
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

TUCO
09-05-2005, 08:50 PM
^^^ LMAO!!! thats foul

peace

Cm0ney
09-05-2005, 09:43 PM
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"


that's a fucking good one

Big Bad Man
09-06-2005, 07:21 AM
that's a fucking good one
Ha, too right.

Idiom
09-06-2005, 07:31 AM
how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

about 5,000, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4,999 to turn the house


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