Who's got talent?

[Hidden Chamber]

n if u do tell me what it is

[Sicka than aidZ]

i can juggle

yo-yo

hackysack

skateboard

snowboard

fuck girls like a champ

i unno, play ball

[BrokenWrists]

My natural talent IS beatboxing.

[Sicka than aidZ]

thats cool, get a soundclick or some shit

[100pr00f]

i can snort surger up my nose and then have it come out my ears.....

[PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT]

i've got a talent 4 apathy

[num2son]

it'S a secret...
You can never teach it.

[WuBanga36]

Basketball

[LHX]

i can forget things really easily

plus i can withstand tremendous amounts of torture (mental and physical)

and i am developing a technique that will allow me to take many different forms

[PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT]

^ u got a talent 4 bullshit

[LHX]

yeah but i had that for a long time

i was born full of shit

i am talking new stuff here - stuff i had to work at

[PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT]

enlighten me - how is preparing for toture important?

[PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT]

self harm is a pretty funky hobby

[LHX]

enlighten me - how is preparing for toture important?
enduring a life of people asking you to prove yourself over and over again

is there anything more important?

[PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT]

maybe, but i don't see how thumb screws fit in all that

[LHX]

i would rather get my thumbs screwed than work a job

[PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT]

lol

[TUCO]

my talent is that i have many talents 8)

peace

[BRONZBODY]

My natural talent IS beatboxing.same here i can do anything rhazel can

[BRONZBODY]

i can type with my boobiesgod i would pay to see that...lol

[TUCO]

i can type with my boobies
been there, done that

peace

[Queen Of Poetry]

I have the same talent that Pepa displayed on Surreal Life........

[TUCO]

I have the same talent that Pepa displayed on Surreal Life........
wats that???

peace

[Razorsharp]

i can old school hip hop dance (all that poppin and lockin jazz)

i can use photoshop, to an ok extent

i can go on for days during sex....

[Queen Of Poetry]

wats that???

peace

Oh u didn't see it.......when she deep throated a banana.......LOL

[G.O.D.PT3]

I Can Do A 360 Dunk,

[TUCO]

Oh u didn't see it.......when she deep throated a banana.......LOL
oh shit......nasty ass black woman!:)9:(

peace

[Razorsharp]

QOP can u work ya skills on me?!?! =D

[Queen Of Poetry]

LOL.....no doubt.......that's why ex wants me back!!!!!

LOL

[Queen Of Poetry]

I Can Do A 360 Dunk,

Ummmm.......I would hope so.....u r 6'4.......LOL

U can lift me up and let me experience that since I am too short.....LOL

[King Callabah]

my natural tallent is swimming LOL! :) at the age of 8 peoples wanted me to train fo the olympics (i swear!) but i said no......i wish i said yes now tho.....

[TUCO]

QOP can u work ya skills on me?!?! =D
*gasp*


http://myspace-918.vo.llnwd.net/00154/81/94/154684918_l.jpg

peace

[Razorsharp]

HAHAHAHA^^^^ hey

[Queen Of Poetry]

LOL......ur in trouble.......

[King Callabah]

Oh u didn't see it.......when she deep throated a banana.......LOL
oh HELLO! i didnt see this here LOL! wahsup queen ;)

[G.O.D.PT3]

my natural tallent is swimming LOL! :) at the age of 8 peoples wanted me to train fo the olympics (i swear!) but i said no......i wish i said yes now tho.....
i wanted to play college ball then go into the nba. but you know

[Razorsharp]

hey queen... do u have myspace?

[Queen Of Poetry]

oh HELLO! i didnt see this here LOL! wahsup queen ;)

LOL....my sister can do it too.....I asked my mom once if she could and I thought she was gonna smack the hell out of me.......LOL

[Queen Of Poetry]

hey queen... do u have myspace?

NO too complicated......u know I am computer illiterate......

[Razorsharp]

i will help u make one if u would like... jus PM ur email and a password.. but u can change it later...nahmean?!!? i wanna have u as a friend on myspace!! LOL

[Queen Of Poetry]

i will help u make one if u would like... jus PM ur email and a password.. but u can change it later...nahmean?!!? i wanna have u as a friend on myspace!! LOL

LOL.......ur friend on myspace........why can't I just be ur friend here?

[King Callabah]

fuck being her friend on myspace! i wanna be her friend in real life LOL! queen im comin over girl ok? watch fo the royal plane ;)

[TUCO]

i will help u make one if u would like... jus PM ur email and a password.. but u can change it later...nahmean?!!? i wanna have u as a friend on myspace!! LOL




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/TucsZilla/chea3.gif

peace

[Razorsharp]

well... QOP.. i can instant message on there... and u can only instant message one person the whole time, unless u disconnect and connect with someone else... and s0 u could comment on my pics.... LOL

[Queen Of Poetry]

well... QOP.. i can instant message on there... and u can only instant message one person the whole time, unless u disconnect and connect with someone else... and s0 u could comment on my pics.... LOL

Oh.....see I didn't understand......

[Queen Of Poetry]

fuck being her friend on myspace! i wanna be her friend in real life LOL! queen im comin over girl ok? watch fo the royal plane ;)

I'm the wrong race for u..........LOL

[Razorsharp]

fuckin TUCO!!!! LMAO... why u takin my pics of myspace...helping QOP out to see my pics instead of her signing up? even ask TUCO... we would feel great if u joined so then we feel even nicer when we recieve a comment from the banana gulping QOP........ LMAO

[TUCO]

fuckin TUCO!!!! LMAO... why u takin my pics of myspace...helping QOP out to see my pics instead of her signing up? even ask TUCO... we would feel great if u joined so then we feel even nicer when we recieve a comment from the banana gulping QOP........ LMAO
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/TucsZilla/7th3.jpg

peace

[Queen Of Poetry]

Banana gulping.......never been called that one before! Maybe I should wear a big sign displaying my talent and more guys would approach......LOL

[King Callabah]

I'm the wrong race for u..........LOL
i think you misunderstood LOL! i dont discriminate......asians is jus my prefered choice! i can make exeptions lol!

[Razorsharp]

^^i love feet!! LMAO

[Razorsharp]

wait a minute... i mean nice clean, smooth, pedicured feet nahmean?!?!

[Queen Of Poetry]

i think you misunderstood LOL! i dont discriminate......asians is jus my prefered choice! i can make exeptions lol!

Oh so I would be an exeption........

[Escobar_Incorporated]

banana gulping..haha..my talent is economic forecasting

[King Callabah]

Oh so I would be an exeption........
yeah, you can be my special black queen!......or you sayin you'd rather not be? LOL!

[TUCO]

my talent is the consuming of vaginal crevices

peace

[Razorsharp]

shes MINE!!!! LMAO

[Queen Of Poetry]

I think we have lost focus of what this thread is about........


It's not banana gulping!!!! U guys make me sound like a circus freak......LOL

[Escobar_Incorporated]

my talent is the consuming of vaginal crevices

peace

haha..oral consumption

[King Callabah]

shes MINE!!!! LMAO
shuddup! wah would yo girl say HUH!? LOL!

[TUCO]

8) yes siiiiir

peace

[Escobar_Incorporated]

I think we have lost focus of what this thread is about........


It's not banana gulping!!!! U guys make me sound like a circus freak......LOL
i must've missed out on something...what exactly r u referencing? :)

[Razorsharp]

umm... well ill tell here she has a new g/f...LMAO

im out mang... im off to psychology class

[Queen Of Poetry]

i must've missed out on something...what exactly r u referencing? :)
I said I could do what Pepa did on the Surreal Life........and now I'm this circus freak....LOL

[Escobar_Incorporated]

LIAR! quit playing games with my heart!

[Queen Of Poetry]

Esco.....don't even go there with me.......u know the deal!

[King Callabah]

OH! another talent.....i can burp the whole alphabet! BEAT THAT BEEATCHES!

[Queen Of Poetry]

I bet that's attractive to watch!

LOL

[Escobar_Incorporated]

aye..

*plans "business trip" to atlantic city..*

[King Callabah]

I bet that's attractive to watch!

LOL
hell yeah it is! c'mon wit a face like mine, everyone loves wah i do LMAO! (j/k) :D

[G.O.D.PT3]

OH! another talent.....i can burp the whole alphabet! BEAT THAT BEEATCHES!
lol my little sister can do that, annoys the hell outta me.

[TUCO]

another talent is i last a mass amount of hours during intercourse....its actually starting to worry me......are my balls ok??

peace

[Queen Of Poetry]

aye..

*plans "business trip" to atlantic city..*

I will light the candles and draw the bubble bath........


Esco is hot!!!!!!!!

has a good job!!!!!!!

[Escobar_Incorporated]

another talent is i last a mass amount of hours during intercourse....its actually starting to worry me......are my balls ok??

peace
you aint gotta lie to kick it :)

[Queen Of Poetry]

another talent is i last a mass amount of hours during intercourse....its actually starting to worry me......are my balls ok??

peace

What in the world?

[Escobar_Incorporated]

yea..and make some of your vegetarian cuisine.im liable to do anything when food is in my belly

[Queen Of Poetry]

yea..and make some of your vegetarian cuisine.im liable to do anything when food is in my belly

I'll even cook u some meat if u want it!!!!!!!

[King Callabah]

yea..and make some of your vegetarian cuisine.im liable to do anything when food is in my belly
............im hungry :mmmyah:

[Escobar_Incorporated]

I'll even cook (http://216.130.188.200/cgi-bin/ezlclk.fcgi?id=9964)u some meat if u want it!!!!!!!
i love pink salmon..delicious!

[Queen Of Poetry]

............im hungry :mmmyah:
As usual.......LOL


That's ur talent....having a bottomless stomach!!!!!!!

LOL

[Escobar_Incorporated]

yea im hungry too! 9 am, time for pancakes!

[King Callabah]

As usual.......LOL


That's ur talent....having a bottomless stomach!!!!!!!

LOL
LMAO! :D one of the many :b

i can also make myself fall asleep and wake up jus like that! no lying in bed tryna get to sleep, i jus lay down and think, im bored i think i'll sleep.....and BLAM! i can jus switch off, then jus switch on again wit out an alarm clock :cool:

[MASTER PAI MEI]

damn the sexual tension is thick!!!!

[Escobar_Incorporated]

i knew you were a robot!

[King Callabah]

i knew you were a robot!
im digital mang :cool: prepare to be digitized! :dududu:

[WARPATH]

For some reason women always think they're pregnant after I fuck them- even though they're not. Even women who get pregnant from someone else then come fuck me- then they think some how the kid inside of them is mine. I don't know if that's a talent but thought i'd share it anywayz. I think it's becuase I have super sperm and they can feel my swimmers inside them- squirming around.

[Escobar_Incorporated]

u analog boi, what u talkin bout willis?

[Fr@z]

I can take whichever form i like

[Razorsharp]

wow this thread isnt what it says it is... LMAO...

damn i kinda like psychology class n0w...weird

[Ronin]

i can fart powerfully and drop kick an average weigthed child of around 4 years old over 50 feet

my talents were chosen by lo pan because he is my gawd, nahmsayin

fuck a pork chop express

[Wu-Tality]

Amazing reflexes, pong pong pong!

Sometimes I get visions of the future.

[Big Bad Man]

i can type with my boobiesSo can I.

Fightin obviously. Always been naturally powerful with a high tolerance to pain, and never once been decked or been scared in a confrontation, always just had a weird kinda adrenaline buzz and 100% confidence Im coming out on top. Nerves are there, but they good nerves ya know?

Er, photographic memory. Self explanatory, but it means I never forget a pretty face, or ugly 1, studying is mad easy, and I can recognise people n objects everywhere. Also mad handy when you travel over 5 hours every couple months for fights n shit n get lost :yes:

I got real powerful legs. Can kick a football over 95mph roberto carlos style, bust a lotta baws hittin penalties n shit. Cunts dont like goin in goal for em. Need to get yall a video clip 1 day. And wit that I obviously have insane low n high kicks, stomps n shit which doesnt do ma fightin any harm. Docs said Id never run again when I fucked my cartilage never mind fight, but hey, dont believe everything science tells you.

Run 100m usually in 10.5-10.8 secs. So I always been told wit the proper training I could be lethal. Fuck that though, no money in the sport at all. Prolly due to ma legs again.

Teachin people shit. If I can do sumtin decent, I can get any1 doing shit or understanding something real easy. Teachin muay thai, self defence, maths, languages, anything. Can always find a way to get the best outta some1.

I spose you could say my knowledge on exercise science is a talent itself. Sure I learned a big chunk of it fae college, but I also learned mad shit through bodybuilding and training in many sports that scientists just cant fuck wit ;)

And I have mad ways wit animals. Can chill any dog the fuck out in seconds. All animals love me for some mad reason. I love the fuckers too, wit midgies being an exception (scottish verson of mosquitos).

Peace.

[Big Bad Man]

bullshit....
lol
i want proof!
Lol, ma nipples are too cold right now :(

[SHRAP]

whoa queen likes bananas? :f

[Queen Of Poetry]

whoa queen likes bananas? :f
Yes.....let's just keep focusing on that point........LOL

[King Callabah]

Yes.....let's just keep focusing on that point........LOL
....if you insist lol! you got a bannana tree in ya garden or sumtin?

[Queen Of Poetry]

....if you insist lol! you got a bannana tree in ya garden or sumtin?
Yeah.....I practice everyday in hopes of finding a man who will appreciate my talent....LOL

[King Callabah]

Yeah.....I practice everyday in hopes of finding a man who will appreciate my talent....LOLLMAO! :lmao: good reply, i have to say :clap:

heres a flower for you :f

[JASPER]

I'm talented at gardening. I should become a flowerist, or something.

[Qwiffersniffer]

i can snort surger up my nose and then have it come out my ears..... I can do the same thing with cocaine. Infact, I am going to do the same thing with cocaine in a few hours.

[Razorsharp]

Yeah.....I practice everyday in hopes of finding a man who will appreciate my talent....LOL
i will.... you kn0... :f:f:f:f:clap::clap::clap::picture::picture:

yeah... want some of my bananas?

[G.O.D.PT3]

i just found out i got skills when it comes pinning down 4 little girls.....REVENGE IS SWEET aint see nana.

[Queen Of Poetry]

i just found out i got skills when it comes pinning down 4 little girls.....REVENGE IS SWEET aint see nana.

U better leave those little girls alone!!!!!!! When I get there I am joining forces with them and the big man will fall!!!!!!!!! LOL

[G.O.D.PT3]

U better leave those little girls alone!!!!!!! When I get there I am joining forces with them and the big man will fall!!!!!!!!! LOL
i told you that day girl YOU AINT DOING SHIT. you and your little team are weak. YOU CANTS FUCS WITH THIS RIGHT HERE. nanaaaa

[Queen Of Poetry]

i told you that day girl YOU AINT DOING SHIT. you and your little team are weak. YOU CANTS FUCS WITH THIS RIGHT HERE. nanaaaa

Be careful.......once we get u down that's it......lights out baby!!!!!!

LOL

[G.O.D.PT3]

Be careful.......once we get u down that's it......lights out baby!!!!!!

LOL
mmmmm we'l see. ima have to LAY IT DOWN on you anyway. before you yappp that beak to my moms about the teacher. shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Queen Of Poetry]

Oh yeah....thx for the reminder......I have made a mental note now and blackmail will be my thing this weekend.......LOL

[Unforgiven]

I can smoke mad tree :)

[Queen Of Poetry]

I can smoke mad tree :)

LOL....now that's one of the best talents mentioned!!!!!!!

[G.O.D.PT3]

Oh yeah....thx for the reminder......I have made a mental note now and blackmail will be my thing this weekend.......LOL
yes a black male will be your thing this weekend. but i gotta few tricks up my sleeve you'l see.

[Unforgiven]

LOL....now that's one of the best talents mentioned!!!!!!!
Queen holdin it down for all the female smokers? :hooray:

[Queen Of Poetry]

yes a black male will be your thing this weekend. but i gotta few tricks up my sleeve you'l see.

LOL.......nice switch with the words......LOL

[JASPER]

I'm also pretty good at webdesign, kicking ass in any kind of videogame and biking. Other talents of mine include playing checkers, decorating houses and running. I'm a very sportive person.

[Unforgiven]

yeah, speaking of biking, I try to ride my mountain bike every day, trying to trim down my baby fat

[JASPER]

I bike 90 minutes a day, at least. When I was in Belgium not too long ago, I did a lot of forest biking and canoeing. I like doing those things more than anything else.

[The Red Horseman]

I kill a lot of people.

[Fragmented]

well i'm a alrite singer, i've run 3 successful businesses, had some of my poem published when i was younger, run a half marathon in 1 hour 52 minutes, have incredible tollerence to pain, i'm a good saver too :)

[triggahappy187]

I can Fuck pretty well
Sing pretty well

[JASPER]

Fucking sing me a song then you couchkike

[LHX]

i can eat metal

[triggahappy187]

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy fagetabouit

[BrokenWrists]

thats cool, get a soundclick or some shit
I got a soundclick up for my minimal productions, no beat boxing tho, i dont think it would sound as good recorded as it does in person. I guess ill record some n c how it sounds.

wow i cant even get to my link to post it. whatever. peace

[Dae Ja Nae]

Oh u didn't see it.......when she deep throated a banana.......LOL
Queen, you're such a naughty girl ;) ... lol ...

Peace Ma

[MASTER PAI MEI]

I can draw anything I can see with any medium

[G.O.D.PT3]

queens got skills with that dick tho...word is bond.

[MASTER PAI MEI]

Lmao

[Dae Ja Nae]

I can cook, draw, write (both rhymes and poetry), flow and dance ... fo' days ... lol

[Sicka than aidZ]

dae tears it up, she gave me one of her joints, fuck, its unreal, im listen to it now

[MASTER PAI MEI]

I can cook, draw, write (both rhymes and poetry), flow and dance ... fo' days ... lol


Me too atleast I believe I can write good poetry...
I'm also a beast on the Dance floor..Hell Yeah... Salsa, Merengue, anything I'm down I'll even Line Dance

I can make a feast

[G.O.D.PT3]

^ get outta here man. lol you aint ready for my body pops and moves on the dance floor boooy.

[RADIOACTIVE MAN]

i rap
produce
write scripts
write novels and books
draw comics
paint
FUCK
smoke hardcore weed
and hoop mad

[Bone Collecta]

i can do anything that doesnt involve skating on ice

[MASTER PAI MEI]

^ get outta here man. lol you aint ready for my body pops and moves on the dance floor boooy.

PEaCE God

Don't underestimate my state

[Big Bad Man]

Lol BigBen has me rollin man. Every now n then he comes out wit something that just doesnt match his aesthetics. Jazz music few weeks ago, n now he dances the salsa? Oh shit lmao. Defo a talented artist.

I remembered, Im just under 6,1 and can slam dunk thanks to some advice fae Esco and Os3y3ris a while back. Chea!

[Queen Of Poetry]

I can cook, draw, write (both rhymes and poetry), flow and dance ... fo' days ... lol

Dae got skills!!!!!!!

[Popa Chief]

I can armpit fart the beat for CREAM.

[smo]

I can armpit fart the beat for CREAM.
ahahahahaha))))

[Skellington]

Talent.......


I can drink a heck of alot alcohol :)

[Jeru]

Talent.......


I can drink a heck of alot alcohol :)
Anything you can do, I can do better :D

[ColombianMami]

Anything you can do, I can do better :Di'd like to see that ;) hehe

[Skellington]

Is that a chalange?? You think your beer...can defeat mine?

[Jeru]

i'd like to see that ;) heheCome on over, I'll show you, and you can drink 2 cause we don't got that age crap for alcohol :D
Is that a chalange?? You think your beer...can defeat mine?
Give him the Stella...the Stella?COME ON GIVE HIME THE STELLA...

[Skellington]

Ha, the stella...the weakest of them all....you will never match up my Duvel style, prepare to die!!!!!!!

[ColombianMami]

Come on over, I'll show you, and you can drink 2 cause we don't got that age crap for alcohol :Dsounds like a plan :D

[King Callabah]

psh, Budwieser is KING! only king, for kings :b

[Jeru]

Ha, the stella...the weakest of them all....you will never match up my Duvel style, prepare to die!!!!!!!

*sounds of drinking*How dare you open up another bak against me, for that you're gonne be drunk as fuck in the gutter :D

[The Red Horseman]

My talents are spreading a Pandemic

[Jeru]

sounds like a plan :DI'm game :D



And King, Budweiser sucks, no beer like Belgian beer my friend :D

[ColombianMami]

My talents are spreading a Pandemicyour cool

[Skellington]

*sounds of drinking*How dare you open up another bak against me, for that you're gonne be drunk as fuck in the gutter :D
Huh? How about this!!!!!! * 8 drunken god stances * Now let me show you my Strorum style!!! Unbeatable!!!!!!

[Jeru]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen Vat Een Vat Een Vat



Friete Me Worst En Mayonaaaaaaaaaaaaiseeeeeeeeeeee

[Skellington]

Whhhhhhhhhaaaa servelaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa curryworst special!!!!!!!!! Viandel sitostick............Leffe Trapist!!!!!!!

[Jeru]

http://www.guido.be/tooldata/Documents/web_HoegaardenPint.gif

[Razorsharp]

lmao... u can down all that with ya kermit hand... LMAO

[Jeru]

Just lookin @ it makes me :9~

[Razorsharp]

Kermit wants some or you do J?!?! LMAO

[Jeru]

Kermit is symniyotically attached to my hand, anything I want he wants :D

[ColombianMami]

Just lookin @ it makes me :9~what else makes you :9~ ? hehe

[Razorsharp]

LMAO... what about the other way around... JERU wants PIGGY... ewwww... lmao...

[Jeru]

what else makes you :9~ ? hehe
You do, ;) ( you were expecting it weren't you? :D ) If ya got some Florida pics...*hint* ;)

[Jeru]

LMAO... what about the other way around... JERU wants PIGGY... ewwww... lmao...
I could use a good serving of swine LOL

[ColombianMami]

You do, ;) ( you were expecting it weren't you? :D ) lol...maaaybe
If ya got some Florida pics...*hint* ;)i havent gotten the pictures developed...i'll let you know when i do though :)

[Razorsharp]

LMAO... or some beef jerky.... ahahahaha jerky.... connecting to the other thang thang i was talking about stress management.. lmao

[Jeru]

lol...maaaybe
i havent gotten the pictures developed...i'll let you know when i do though :)
Yay :hooray:

[Jeru]

LMAO... or some beef jerky.... ahahahaha jerky.... connecting to the other thang thang i was talking about stress management.. lmao
LMFAO

[ColombianMami]

Yay :hooray::D

[Jeru]

:D

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[Queen Of Poetry]

That's his talent.....LOL

[King Callabah]

That's his talent.....LOL
wah? machine gun winking? LOL!

[Queen Of Poetry]

Yeah he's the master at it.....LOL

[The Red Horseman]

the master bator

[Jeru]

It is my specialty, I swing deadly smilies, machine gun style

[Big Bad Man]

wah? machine gun winking? LOL!
Fuck, for a second or two I thought u said machine gun wanking!

[King Callabah]

Fuck, for a second or two I thought u said machine gun wanking!
LMAO! :lmao:

[Jeru]

Fuck, for a second or two I thought u said machine gun wanking!
LMFAO :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao: