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Sky Blue Danny Kid
01-04-2009, 05:08 PM
It is obvious that the OG GENERAL WISE, the Afghan who owns a liquor store, is no longer using his account on here.

He told me this a while ago on the corpse.

While General Wise often received a lot of flack, I, for the most part, always enjoyed his work and found him to be amusing.

The new general wise is obviously a faggot.

One day I was mocking Sid on thecorpse.com, and the real Wise told me that he thought sid was using his account, as he had posted his account info.

So, I just wanted to point out that the new General Wise is a dickless faggot who longs for acceptance and is most likely sad and friendless, in real life.

It is someone who is constantly rejected in e-life and is most likely some kind of a social misfit, perhaps a chubby brtish-arab mc, perhaps a gaunt african-american fashion designer who specializes in hypercolors and glitter-glue?

All we really know is that:

a) it is not the real General Wise
b) the person is a faggot who cares very deeply, and
c) the person has some corpse.com connection

Keep in mind that most people on the corpse are, in my opinion, pretty funny, and do not give a shit about this website. The new General Wise is both not funny, and clearly devoted to this website.

The only 2 likely suspects I can think of are Sidious or Style.

Either way, it is some sort of sad faggot.

Anybody else have any theories, suspects, or thoughts on the matter?




























http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn175/irondan_photos/murdershewrote.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
01-04-2009, 05:41 PM
i think your off your fucking rocker.

I think its more pathetic to think up these ridiculous theories and have accounts at both places investigating than actually doing it.

Sicka than aidZ
01-04-2009, 05:45 PM
lmao @ murder she wrote

Olive Oil Goombah
01-04-2009, 05:46 PM
well whoever it was, its banned.

fishy indeed.

Sky Blue Danny Kid
01-04-2009, 05:48 PM
i think your off your fucking rocker.

I think its more pathetic to think up these ridiculous theories and have accounts at both places investigating than actually doing it.

I had an account at the corpse before the fake-ass general wise fiasco.

I think everyone would like to know who is posing as a non-member.

It is perfectly natural to be curious. It isn't like I've done any work investigating.

I also know that you, NickyTooch, have always been on STYLE's dick. I think it fulfilled some sort of Nubian fantasy of yours, but this isn't about you.

Could you be covering up for style, now that he is your user group of cast-offs and degenerates???

Interesting stuff, Tooch.

I was so sure it was sidious, but you have made me second-guess myself.

After all, STYLE is nothing but Sidious Katana with more melanin...

Olive Oil Goombah
01-04-2009, 05:50 PM
Regardless he is banned. We shall never know.

Sky Blue Danny Kid
01-04-2009, 05:53 PM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn175/irondan_photos/columbo.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
01-04-2009, 05:56 PM
I am curious myself....

...what caused Irondan to hate style so much. I don't recall you two every having beef. Was is style's racism?

What did this man to to upset so many on the corpse?

I didnt find him anymore annoying than the next poster. What was it Daniel

Sicka than aidZ
01-04-2009, 05:57 PM
cooley

Sky Blue Danny Kid
01-04-2009, 06:00 PM
Regardless he is banned. We shall never know.

Maybe the mods will bless us with the reason behind his banning. I'm sure an IP check was carried out.

Did it turn up as Merry Old England or was it a wireless internet provider next to a department store dumpster in Atlanta?





























http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn175/irondan_photos/magnum-pi-selleck-14a.jpg

supreme M
01-04-2009, 06:15 PM
lol at account investigation

irondan}:| post}:| your}:| picture}:| you}:| faggot}:|



































}:|

supreme M
01-04-2009, 06:22 PM
ok ill go first then....

heres me and my girlfriend on vaction in some shithole, uk lol

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_sjDDT3D6n4k/RyrceiAIKvI/AAAAAAAAAR4/-vpZ7Nohfqg/30102007500.jpg

Sky Blue Danny Kid
01-04-2009, 07:12 PM
I am curious myself....

...what caused Irondan to hate style so much. I don't recall you two every having beef. Was is style's racism?

What did this man to to upset so many on the corpse?

I didnt find him anymore annoying than the next poster. What was it Daniel

I don't HATE style.

I don't hate anybody on here.

I enjoyed style's work for a little while, and appreciated his efforts. I found him to be well-spoken and I thought his arts and crafts were unparalleled. However, I never thought he was very funny. Still, I don't like when everybody gangs up on people, so I did not participate when it was en vogue to bash style.

My problem with him is the fact that his internet career caused him to slip into dementia. He got really weird, pathetic, and desperate, and yet continued to be extremely cocky, which I found off-putting.

Sky Blue Danny Kid
01-04-2009, 07:13 PM
ok ill go first then....

heres me and my girlfriend on vaction in some shithole, uk lol

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_sjDDT3D6n4k/RyrceiAIKvI/AAAAAAAAAR4/-vpZ7Nohfqg/30102007500.jpg

I do not see any picture

GZAjector
01-04-2009, 07:14 PM
oh, the pic's there...and i detect a little boogie in someones nose


http://broadcatching.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/kojak.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
01-04-2009, 07:18 PM
I don't HATE style.

I don't hate anybody on here.

I enjoyed style's work for a little while, and appreciated his efforts. I found him to be well-spoken and I thought his arts and crafts were unparalleled. However, I never thought he was very funny. Still, I don't like when everybody gangs up on people, so I did not participate when it was en vogue to bash style.

My problem with him is the fact that his internet career caused him to slip into dementia. He got really weird, pathetic, and desperate, and yet continued to be extremely cocky, which I found off-putting.

i see. so basically you think he's a douche. Fair enough

EAGLE EYE
01-04-2009, 08:19 PM
mo money mo problems

Olive Oil Goombah
01-04-2009, 08:33 PM
he's just a slang gar-GOYLE
smokin da green outta foil
Stringy hair and pink toes
He'll lance ya foot like a boil!!

ongh

Ghost In The 'Lac
01-04-2009, 08:34 PM
Im sure i was the first to say he was STYLE in that other thread i think it was the TSASNITCH thread but no one seemed to take any notice.


Womens love the clingfilm though, right? They fucking LOVE the stuff. And I was in the supermarket today and I was also noticing how much women love shopping carts. Women know how to take control of a shopping cart, that no man can compete with. Just look at their faces when they go to th shoping cart bay, and remove themselves a cart, they wouldnt swap that moment for any thing else in the world.


http://data.tumblr.com/9QUXXu6LXdgk6809xonPEzUR_400.jpg

Dokuro
01-04-2009, 08:43 PM
sound like another one of wises games

Sky Blue Danny Kid
01-04-2009, 09:27 PM
I have one more picture of a television law-person:














































http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn175/irondan_photos/hi_matlock_01.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
01-04-2009, 09:29 PM
nothing from law and order??

weak.

TSA
01-04-2009, 10:14 PM
i think your off your fucking rocker.

I think its more pathetic to think up these ridiculous theories and have accounts at both places investigating than actually doing it.
i think your excessive emphasis is more telling this his previously having an account on the corpse and talking to poster General Wise.

TSA
01-04-2009, 10:17 PM
sound like another one of wises games
No it doesn't.

I noticed and pointed out the excessive wackness of this 'new wise' he's not only online way more then wise, but ALOT less funny a ALOT more immature and also un-generalwiselike in his insulting.

Longbongcilvaringz
01-05-2009, 09:32 AM
Amusing that he was banned, but no reason was given.

Senator C. Palantine
01-05-2009, 09:36 AM
You know when STYLE is around, because Nicky Tooch starts acting all brand new.

STAY IN YOUR LANE, FAGGIT!!!

Longbongcilvaringz
01-05-2009, 09:44 AM
Lovely how MsRza pretends not to know about any of this.

Senator C. Palantine
01-05-2009, 09:44 AM
Word, that may explain the strange PM's we exchanged.. mhmmm..

keep your hair on, faggit.

Senator C. Palantine
01-05-2009, 10:06 AM
If STYLE knew my address, I'd move house.

The guy is genuinely worrying.

Longbongcilvaringz
01-05-2009, 10:10 AM
Worry thing is, if you believe him, he has the means of traveling over seas to track people down.

I would not put this past him.

Senator C. Palantine
01-05-2009, 10:12 AM
yeah, I laugh about STYLE.

But then when you think about it, and realise this is a real 32 year old man.

It's actually quite sad, and worrying.

TSA
01-05-2009, 10:23 AM
lmao. Yeah, its really really troubling that this guy is for real. you KNOW he has atleast 3 dead bodies to his name. Over something computer related too.

I can easily see this guy arriving at my doorsteps any day now trying to EtH3R me with a technicolor meat clever.

fuckin wierdo

SKANK HILL
01-05-2009, 10:24 AM
LOL

i noticed a new member to the joker clan

they keep taking L's

hectis
01-05-2009, 10:26 AM
hmmm he is going to kill you

Senator C. Palantine
01-05-2009, 10:26 AM
hahahaha.

'Glitter Covered Man Kills 3 in Internet Cafe Massacre'

Olive Oil Goombah
01-05-2009, 10:52 AM
You know when STYLE is around, because Nicky Tooch starts acting all brand new.

STAY IN YOUR LANE, FAGGIT!!!

you be jackin slang from mah nigga speakonitgod

TSA
01-05-2009, 10:53 AM
LOL

i noticed a new member to the joker clan

they keep taking L's

It's like the special ed field trip bus in there

SKANK HILL
01-05-2009, 10:56 AM
haha special ed field trip at the rehab clinic

KERZO
01-05-2009, 10:56 AM
This gumph is making me feel paralyzed -

http://www.freeringtonesfyi.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/ironside-raymond-burr.jpg

TSA
01-05-2009, 11:05 AM
im really suprised Fermi isn't in the Jokers. Imagine having breakfast with a douchebag that thinks this



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/xboxdood56/b04abdea3084081bcb0b485ox9.gif

^ Wu-Corps New Official Backing Dancer's ^

is amusing. fuckin knock knock jokes galore.

Sky Blue Danny Kid
01-05-2009, 05:18 PM
hahahaha.

'Glitter Covered Man Kills 3 in Internet Cafe Massacre'

hahahahaha