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Tage
01-06-2009, 07:57 PM
Searched for this, but couldnt find it... Check it.


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From: Jane Gilles
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.
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Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles



From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead.
I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.
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Regards, David.

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From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.
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Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles



From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.
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Regards, David.



From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear David,
You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?
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Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles



From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
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Yes please.
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Regards, David.



From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

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From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Whose spider is that?

Dear Jane,
Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it.
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Regards, David.



From: Jane Gilles
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David,
Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th.
David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95.
Please make this payment as soon as possible.
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Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles



From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Automated Out of Office Response

Thankyou for contacting me.
I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.

Regards, David.



From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion.

Regards, David.

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From: Jane Gilles
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David,
As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for accounts outstanding.
We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees.
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Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles



From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

I understand and will definately make a payment this week if I remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.

Regards, David.



From: Jane Gilles
Date: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

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Blackula Spectacula
01-06-2009, 10:07 PM
this is old.

KERZO
01-07-2009, 06:36 AM
this was posted a few weeks back dude

Tyler Durden
01-07-2009, 06:38 AM
HAHAHAHa I remember this being posted before.
still some funny shit

cutn' heads
01-07-2009, 08:10 AM
i like this.

SKAMPOE
01-07-2009, 08:12 AM
i like this.
are u a barber? lol, we have a barber shop here called ''cutn-headz'' lol

cutn' heads
01-07-2009, 08:13 AM
thats a great name for a barber shop. but i am not.

SKAMPOE
01-07-2009, 08:15 AM
lol cool.

cutn' heads
01-07-2009, 08:18 AM
i think im gonna open one here. it'll be ninja themed. all my barbers will wear masks like stormshadow.

SKAMPOE
01-07-2009, 08:23 AM
dats stoopid, i wanna open an all female barber roster and havem in thongs and nippy pastys cutin shit uo lmao

cutn' heads
01-07-2009, 08:24 AM
thats cool in theory, but you know chicks suck at cutting dudes hair...

SKAMPOE
01-07-2009, 08:25 AM
not over here...

cutn' heads
01-07-2009, 08:28 AM
i would never let a chick cut my hair. especially not some ho in pastys

Tage
01-07-2009, 01:52 PM
this was posted a few weeks back dude


yeah... i tried searching for it... but cus of people like skampoe tsa etc... every single word has already been posted in every thread...

...so whatever you search for, it pulls up everythread.

KERZO
01-07-2009, 02:04 PM
^ hahahaha

HANZO
01-07-2009, 02:49 PM
ahahahaahahah well this is new to me, because of that this is not old.

SKAMPOE
01-07-2009, 03:23 PM
yeah... i tried searching for it... but cus of people like skampoe tsa etc... every single word has already been posted in every thread...

...so whatever you search for, it pulls up everythread.
its called puttin in werk hahahahha

Tage
01-07-2009, 03:24 PM
you should re-write the dictionary

SKAMPOE
01-07-2009, 03:32 PM
hahahah, its not that i cant spell cuz i can, i won the state chapionship in a elementary spellin bee 5 years in a row, the thing is i hate typing on a key board so i cut werds down so its faster for me 2 type... nameen?

Tage
01-07-2009, 03:36 PM
nah i didnt mean that... i meant with the amout of words you type you could re-write the dictionary... nah'msayin? lol

SKAMPOE
01-07-2009, 03:41 PM
hahahaha i cee i cee lmao yea i sould, or make my own , ''pigster's skamptionary''