View Full Version : If A Fly Fall In Ur Cup Of Coffee

01-08-2009, 08:01 AM
What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?

The Italian - throws the cup and walks away in a fit of rage.

The Frenchman - takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee
The Chinese - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

The Russian - drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.

Тhe Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, buys himself a new cup of coffee and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.

The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, Protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives. Then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, The Chinese, and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that He should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian.

Tsa- He just removes fly from cofee and sticks it back on the side of his parrasite ridden stomach.

01-08-2009, 08:03 AM

01-08-2009, 08:14 AM
hahahaha at the tissa bit

01-08-2009, 03:30 PM
Skampoe - funny.

01-08-2009, 03:59 PM
finaly youv retened i thoght all yuor funny threads were gone but low and behold after 1,984 trys one funny thread hopfuly its an end to your slump

01-08-2009, 04:04 PM
So what does the Puerto Rican do?

01-08-2009, 04:10 PM
The Peurto Rican shoots the fly for reflecting the wrong colors.


01-08-2009, 04:29 PM
Hi Pimpness -

lol...stabs is probably better

01-08-2009, 06:34 PM