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Art Vandelay
01-11-2009, 09:32 PM
other than physical appearance, the only difference between white and blacks i had ever noticed before today was that black people make better macaroni and cheese. don't mean to upset all you white people, but it's true. if you don't believe me, try a black ladies macaroni and cheese. you'll smack your white mama for ever making that kraft shit in the box with the powder.

anyways, as i was heading to my seat in the upperdeck at heinz field for the steeler game (that's right, i'm not rich enough to sit in box seats 50 yard line), there was a group of security guards headed up to the upperdeck at the same time. probably 50-60% of them were black. as we started getting hire up, most of the black people started freaking out because they were afraid of heights. most of them refused to go up that high.

now i have a fear of heights too. but not like that. i mean being on a ladder 40 feet in the air scares the shit out of me, or being on high scaffolding, but not being in the upper teir of a stadium. i found that to be quite odd.

so for the black people that come to this site, i just got to ask, what's the deal with that?

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
01-11-2009, 09:36 PM
Fuck you, my mom makes dope macaroni and cheese.

But, in all fairness, she got the recipe from my friend Julian's mother who our neighbor when I was a little kid, and she was a black lady.

But my mom adjusted the recipe and made it even doper.

Essentially, she stole from the black community and claimed the macaroni as her own.

I am sorry for being involved in macaroni oppression, but that shit is still dope. And it's even better reheated.

TSA
01-11-2009, 09:36 PM
LOL! black ppl are afraid of everything

animals
heights
the wilderness


you name it.

11th Chamber
01-11-2009, 09:41 PM
swimming

check two
01-11-2009, 09:45 PM
Yeah, why don't black people like pets, such as dogs and cats?

And Rodney King was in a pool on Celebrity Rehab, so I guess one black guy can swim at least.

Tage
01-11-2009, 09:46 PM
swimming


^no that you say it... i dont think ive ever seen a black person swimming...

...then again, i havent seen a chinese homeless person.

TSA
01-11-2009, 09:48 PM
lol at swimming, true shit.

my dad got us a pool and nobody touched that shit lol
i also took a swimming class in highschool and the only thing that got me to go into the pool was the large breasted attractive russian female and the prospect of nobody seeing me throbbing boner.

check two
01-11-2009, 09:51 PM
I could see not liking heights. But being scared of a pool/swimming is one of the more pussier things to be scared of.. unless you had a traumatic experience like Jason Vorhees or something.

GZAjector
01-11-2009, 09:56 PM
maybe the pool a little bit, but the ocean A LOT. lol


and my mother makes homemade macaroni and cheese that would shit on any other race





off topic, is mrs. butterworth black?

J-Cee
01-11-2009, 09:58 PM
weird..i just was eating macaroni and cheese as i read this thread..was a wack macaroni and cheese in the box.

DrunkenMasta303
01-11-2009, 09:59 PM
the black rich fear the white rich but the white poor fear the black poor 360°

EAGLE EYE
01-11-2009, 10:03 PM
the black rich fear the white rich but the white poor fear the black poor 360°


yes basically, but to the highest level of masonry



ps..


this makes more sense of why they scared to snowboard and stuff. must be a boring life.

DrunkenMasta303
01-11-2009, 10:07 PM
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Art Vandelay
01-11-2009, 10:07 PM
^no that you say it... i dont think ive ever seen a black person swimming...

...then again, i havent seen a chinese homeless person.


if you are gonna steal chris rock's material, atleast quote him you hack

Olive Oil Goombah
01-11-2009, 10:10 PM
Fuck you, my mom makes dope macaroni and cheese.

But, in all fairness, she got the recipe from my friend Julian's mother who our neighbor when I was a little kid, and she was a black lady.

But my mom adjusted the recipe and made it even doper.

Essentially, she stole from the black community and claimed the macaroni as her own.

I am sorry for being involved in macaroni oppression, but that shit is still dope. And it's even better reheated.

Its the Jewish way.


Outback has good macaroni and cheese.

TSA
01-11-2009, 10:12 PM
yes basically, but to the highest level of masonry



ps..


this makes more sense of why they scared to snowboard and stuff. must be a boring life.
black people are less likely to have fun doing that stuff to begin with.
white ppl seem to always have to almost die to have fun

which is dope too, whatev

Art Vandelay
01-11-2009, 10:12 PM


claims to be italian, but never had home made gnocci. only bought the frozen shit


edit: not tsa, the guy above him

re-edit: the guy at the bottom of the next page

re-re-edit: the guy at the bottom of the last page

check two
01-11-2009, 10:13 PM
http://www.atariguide.com//ss/frogflys.gif

Olive Oil Goombah
01-11-2009, 10:14 PM
please. you can't touch the food in my family.

you eat raw squid and and six different fishes...wtf is that???

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
01-11-2009, 10:15 PM
Its the Jewish way.


Outback has good macaroni and cheese.

Outback is for the poor.

Their steaks are garbage.

Art Vandelay
01-11-2009, 10:15 PM
7 fishes, read up on italian history. feast of the 7 fishes. if you were really italian, you would know that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast_of_the_seven_fishes

check two
01-11-2009, 10:18 PM
http://www.atariguide.com//ss/barnstrm.gif

TSA
01-11-2009, 10:18 PM
Outback is for the poor.

Their steaks are garbage.

hahahahahaha!

whats funny is there's no Outback Steakhouse in australia

Olive Oil Goombah
01-11-2009, 10:21 PM
Outback is for the poor.

Their steaks are garbage.

The last one i had sucked, but there POrterhouse is good. The Bloomin onion is what keeps em in business.

7 fishes, read up on italian history. feast of the 7 fishes. if you were really italian, you would know that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast_of_the_seven_fishes

Nobody eats that shit. YOu must be from some fucked up region.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
01-11-2009, 10:21 PM
Outback is where the lower-middle class go to pretend to be upper-middle class.

I enjoy a good steak, and nothing pisses me off more than when I order medium-rare and it comes back medium.

I prefer not to go to chain restaurants to cop a steak, but Stoney River has a dope steak, as well as Morton's and Jeff Ruby's.

If you're going to get a steak, go top quality or eat a cheeseburger, you poor faggots.

check two
01-11-2009, 10:23 PM
^ eating a steak rare or close to rare is creepy.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-11-2009, 10:24 PM
Outback is where the lower-middle class go to pretend to be upper-middle class.

I enjoy a good steak, and nothing pisses me off more than when I order medium-rare and it comes back medium.

I prefer not to go to chain restaurants to cop a steak, but Stoney River has a dope steak, as well as Morton's and Jeff Ruby's.

If you're going to get a steak, go top quality or eat a cheeseburger, you poor faggots.

Seems like you had some bad experiences at outback.

check two
01-11-2009, 10:25 PM
^^

http://www.atariguide.com//ss/et.gif

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
01-11-2009, 10:25 PM
^ eating a steak rare or close to rare is creepy.

Medium-rare is the only way to go.

Otherwise, order a hamburger, because you have the palate of a poor man.

MAYBE medium on a rib-eye.

If you cook it beyond medium-rare, your losing all the tenderness and juice, and you might as well not order something else, because you are working-class and don't deserve to eat steak.

Rare steaks are fairly gangsta, but I don't do the cold center.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
01-11-2009, 10:28 PM
Seems like you had some bad experiences at outback.

If you go somewhere and get a good steak, you will realize how shitty Outback is.

You have to order rare to get medium-rare, there steaks are not butchered well, and they are just all-around shit.

I'm telling you, shell out some extra cash and get a dope steak from a real restaurant, and you will never eat outback again.

SKAMPOE
01-11-2009, 10:28 PM
Black People Fear Heights Cuz Of All The Time They Spent Hangin From Trees By The Neck...

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
01-11-2009, 10:30 PM
^^^damn.

Art Vandelay
01-11-2009, 10:32 PM
Nobody eats that shit. YOu must be from some fucked up region.


yeah, it's called italy. go back to poland, imposter.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-11-2009, 10:34 PM
yeah, it's called italy. go back to poland, imposter.

lol.......do you kno anything about italy?

check two
01-11-2009, 10:36 PM
http://www.wackypackages.org/realproductsscans/a1.jpg

SKAMPOE
01-11-2009, 10:37 PM
lol.......do you kno anything about italy?
THIS GAY DOES!
























































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SKAMPOE
01-11-2009, 10:38 PM
http://www.wackypackages.org/realproductsscans/a1.jpg
hahahahhaa i posted the same thing 2 days ago hahah but mine was betta, it was a tobasco sause one, and the label read ''CHUCK NORRIS EYE DROPS'' hahahhahahahahahah

check two
01-11-2009, 10:40 PM
Ruff and stuff with ya afro puffs,
A-1 makes steak taste good.

EAGLE EYE
01-11-2009, 10:41 PM
the fact that this thread evolved into a steak grillin cipher makes me wanna bust up on the LCD.


I never divulge into corporate chain restaurant steak. I buy high quality cuts and watch it like a hawk til its cooked to perfection.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
01-11-2009, 10:41 PM
A-1 is also for poor people.

SKAMPOE
01-11-2009, 10:42 PM
worcestershire sauce is betta!

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff99/plasticglowworm/chuck-norris.jpg

SKAMPOE
01-11-2009, 10:43 PM
hahahahhaa i posted the same thing 2 days ago hahah but mine was betta, it was a tobasco sause one, and the label read ''CHUCK NORRIS EYE DROPS'' hahahhahahahahahah

Ruff and stuff with ya afro puffs,
A-1 makes steak taste good.

A-1 is also for poor people.

worcestershire sauce is betta!

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff99/plasticglowworm/chuck-norris.jpg

the fact that this thread evolved into a steak grillin cipher makes me wanna bust up on the LCD.


I never divulge into corporate chain restaurant steak. I buy high quality cuts and watch it like a hawk til its cooked to perfection.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha aha ahhahahaah aha ha aha

check two
01-11-2009, 10:43 PM
Kosher Kyle, worchester is too runny. A-1 is better.

SKAMPOE
01-11-2009, 10:45 PM
hahahhaha its bangin if u marinate the stakes in W SHIRE SAUCE for like an hour pryor to grillen,, den dip in a1

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
01-11-2009, 10:45 PM
If you have a good steak, all you need is salt, pepper, and butter.

However, you can make a dope-ass rub as well, get a little char or there.

Damn, I'm getting kind of hungry.

check two
01-11-2009, 10:47 PM
Rice krispies right out of the box is better than a steak without A-1 sauce, no lie.

Art Vandelay
01-11-2009, 10:48 PM
a good steak only needs a knife and a fork.

SKAMPOE
01-11-2009, 10:50 PM
sea salt and ground pepa>any other topping or sauce

check two
01-11-2009, 10:52 PM
Rice milk tastes better than cow milk and soy milk.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
01-11-2009, 10:52 PM
Damn, I want a steak now. I'm going to go to bed. It's too late to start cooking. I might cop a strip or a t-bone from the butcher this weekend and bust out the portable grill.

Art Vandelay
01-11-2009, 10:52 PM
nick tooch's idea of a good steak

http://uselessassblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/steakumm.jpg

EAGLE EYE
01-11-2009, 10:52 PM
i bought some del monico steaks other day, always a good choice. I think it tasted better than most ribeye ive had to be honest!

Art Vandelay
01-11-2009, 11:05 PM
so let me write this down for future reference....

black people likes:

homemade macaroni and cheese
steak

afraide of:

heights
water
animals
wilderness

TSA
01-11-2009, 11:09 PM
black ppl are also afraid of bloody fucking steak

idk what kinda bizarre cannibal instinct that causes white ppl to eat bleeding meat and make fun of vietnamese ppl for eating dogs but whatev.

black ppl aren't fond of bloody ass meat worldwide, like men sucking dick in prisons.

11th Chamber
01-11-2009, 11:10 PM
The last one i had sucked, but there POrterhouse is good. The Bloomin onion is what keeps em in business.



And that black bread or whatever the fuck that is. Shits insane

EAGLE EYE
01-11-2009, 11:11 PM
black ppl are also afraid of bloody fucking steak

idk what kinda bizarre cannibal instinct that causes white ppl to eat bleeding meat and make fun of vietnamese ppl for eating dogs but whatev.

black ppl aren't fond of bloody ass meat worldwide, like men sucking dick in prisons.

pusseh

check two
01-11-2009, 11:19 PM
Usually the people who eat the bloody steak like to go down on girls when it's that time of the month.

EAGLE EYE
01-11-2009, 11:22 PM
Usually the people who eat the bloody steak like to go down on girls when it's that time of the month.


Your on point tonight Mr. Amish Pride.

TSA
01-11-2009, 11:24 PM
http://cache.thephoenix.com/secure/uploadedImages/The_Phoenix/News/Editorial/tim_russert_hi.jpg

SKAMPOE
01-11-2009, 11:26 PM
black ppl are also afraid of bloody fucking steak

idk what kinda bizarre cannibal instinct that causes white ppl to eat bleeding meat and make fun of vietnamese ppl for eating dogs but whatev.

black ppl aren't fond of bloody ass meat worldwide, like men sucking dick in prisons.
us americans love medium rare steak, cuz for us its patriotic, medium rare steak taste like blood and blood tastes like murder and thats how the fuck this nation was founded by!



watch this
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plus is a good example how american comedy rules over any other country

EAGLE EYE
01-11-2009, 11:27 PM
http://www.observer.com/files/imagecache/article-teaser/files/nytv.jpg

RIP GOD

Art Vandelay
01-11-2009, 11:28 PM
thanks skamp. i've never been so inspired by and empty gray space before

SKAMPOE
01-11-2009, 11:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q7kUFS-0XQ&feature=related

check two
01-11-2009, 11:34 PM
Might as well just start cnawing on some fresh roadkill if you want some bloody meat. And it's cheaper.

TSA
01-11-2009, 11:37 PM
http://www.sitelinktitle.com/images/Black%20Family.jpg

check two
01-11-2009, 11:41 PM
^^
That's the first time I've seen a group of black people all smiling in a picture.

EAGLE EYE
01-11-2009, 11:44 PM
http://www.sitelinktitle.com/images/Black%20Family.jpg



http://www.maniacworld.com/deal_or_no_deal-2.jpg

SKINZ!

TSA
01-11-2009, 11:46 PM
LOL!





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TSA
01-11-2009, 11:48 PM
http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2006/09/06/imagef1084c18-7b04-4fd9-9f21-54df8c50bf63.jpg
Above: the locest nigga in Maine flashes his signature Mainese chin

Art Vandelay
01-11-2009, 11:49 PM
http://bakersdozen.typepad.com/a_bakerss_dozen_daily_lif/images/2007/11/04/img_5949.jpg

TSA
01-11-2009, 11:55 PM
ahahahahahahahahHA! LMAO at the dad sporting the dashiki

check two
01-11-2009, 11:55 PM
^^ Is that you Art? (Post above Webster I mean)

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 12:01 AM
^^ Is that you Art? (Post above Webster I mean)


no, i've posted 2 different pics of me on here before. i'll post them again.


i'm circled in red at the top left corner
http://inlinethumb54.webshots.com/21109/2504657760103320611S600x600Q85.jpg


this is me from when i starred as tim allen's neighbor on home improvement
http://inlinethumb11.webshots.com/2314/2178380690103320611S200x200Q85.jpg

EAGLE EYE
01-12-2009, 12:06 AM
HAHAHAHAHHAH TISSA U fgT!


LIKE I HAVENT ALREADY EXCEPTED MY SNOW WHITE SURROUNDINGS. BUT GOOGLING IS ELOELULZ'N THE FUCK OUTTA THIS THREAD.

TSA
01-12-2009, 12:12 AM
i bet one of the ppl i posted i related to corn on a cobby digital

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 12:55 AM
Fuck you, my mom makes dope macaroni and cheese.

But, in all fairness, she got the recipe from my friend Julian's mother who our neighbor when I was a little kid, and she was a black lady.




notice how ll cool d had to let everyone know he had a black friend when growing up. he's like the white guy that's about to get his ass kicked by a black guy for using the n word and he says "but i have black friends." meanwhile he hasn't talked to his one and only black friend since he was 7.

Longbongcilvaringz
01-12-2009, 10:18 AM
Meh, i get medium when i am out at a restaurant on my parents dollar.

Anything below this, i find too primal.

As a white, middle class, male, i feel lowering myself to the primal stage at any moment, to be the height of shame.

But fine, go primal, you fucking savages.

Longbongcilvaringz
01-12-2009, 10:22 AM
If you have a good steak, all you need is salt, pepper, and butter.

However, you can make a dope-ass rub as well, get a little char or there.

Damn, I'm getting kind of hungry.

???

You are confusing me immensely.

Salt, Pepper and Butter?

No restaurant i have encountered prepares or cooks it's meat this way.

I am unsure as to wear you are dining.

Generally here, the meat will be marinated or accompanied by a Jus of sorts.

You fucking savages.

Blackula Spectacula
01-12-2009, 10:26 AM
butter. salt and pepper .. hahahaha jesus thats fucking bland.

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 10:28 AM
butter. salt and pepper .. hahahaha jesus thats fucking bland.


yeah, what the fuck's he eating? corn on the cob?

Professor Poopsnagle
01-12-2009, 10:29 AM
Italians > all your mommas

Blackula Spectacula
01-12-2009, 10:31 AM
yeah, what the fuck's he eating? corn on the cob?

hahahah yeah i think so

Longbongcilvaringz
01-12-2009, 10:31 AM
Cobby Digital is a fairly amusing play on word, i think.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 10:32 AM
I prefer my steaks cooked medium as well. They always seem to undercook medium rare.

Longbongcilvaringz
01-12-2009, 10:32 AM
Italians > all your mommas

iove wants some italian wu penis.

Blackula Spectacula
01-12-2009, 10:35 AM
i like my steaks thin .. Carne asada .. mmmm

cutn' heads
01-12-2009, 10:37 AM
you people know nothing about steak...

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 10:41 AM
the first time my girl made me a steak, she fucking yelled at me for using steak sauce. she said i just made you a fucking steak and you're insulting me by covering the taste up with something else. she was fucking serious. i was like, christ, now i got to eat a fucking steak with no steak sauce. you know what, she was right. steak's are better with no condiments on them

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 10:42 AM
i want a porterhouse today

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 10:43 AM
the first time my girl made me a steak, she fucking yelled at me for using steak sauce. she said i just made you a fucking steak and you're insulting me by covering the taste up with something else. she was fucking serious. i was like, christ, now i got to eat a fucking steak with no steak sauce. you know what, she was right. steak's are better with no condiments on them

wow..your a retard. you were probably in your mid twenties when you figured this out too.

Longbongcilvaringz
01-12-2009, 10:44 AM
Stop pretending to be Larry David, art.

Longbongcilvaringz
01-12-2009, 10:46 AM
i want a porterhouse today

I thought American's called Porterhouse 'Sirloin'?

Or is that the British?

I can't remember.

002
01-12-2009, 10:46 AM
other than physical appearance, the only difference between white and blacks i had ever noticed before today was that black people make better macaroni and cheese. don't mean to upset all you white people, but it's true. if you don't believe me, try a black ladies macaroni and cheese. you'll smack your white mama for ever making that kraft shit in the box with the powder.

Looks like the secret is really, really cheap cheese.

Professor Poopsnagle
01-12-2009, 10:47 AM
iove wants some italian wu penis.

Damn straight. You got some? I'm getting tired of all this Wu Tang Latino penis up in my ass.

Longbongcilvaringz
01-12-2009, 10:50 AM
I only have half Italian wu penis.

My bad.

Senator C. Palantine
01-12-2009, 10:50 AM
Art, you're the white Lenny Henry.

Faggit.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 10:50 AM
I thought American's called Porterhouse 'Sirloin'?

Or is that the British?

I can't remember.

Must be the British...cuz a porterhouse is this

http://paxarcana.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/porterhouse.jpg

Longbongcilvaringz
01-12-2009, 10:51 AM
Looks like the secret is really, really cheap cheese.

haha

Professor Poopsnagle
01-12-2009, 10:52 AM
I only have half Italian wu penis.

My bad.

That's fine if you push it only half way in.

cutn' heads
01-12-2009, 10:54 AM
no condiments on steak. just some sea salt and fresh pepper... grilled to a medium rare perfection... that's how every steak should be done...

check two
01-12-2009, 10:54 AM
Butter is so 1950's.

Sirloin steak is where it's at.

Longbongcilvaringz
01-12-2009, 10:57 AM
The lower half is Italian though.

Upper half is Wu.

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 10:57 AM
Art, you're the white Lenny Henry.

Faggit.


← googles lenny henry....



...


...


no, i'm funny

Tage
01-12-2009, 10:58 AM
havent eaten today and its 5pm here... havent had steak for ages...

ima bout to eat some cheesey mash burgers and baked beans though... cheesey mash and beans is a gods meal. hahahahahahah... writing it down, i just realised how faggy cheesey mash sounds

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 11:00 AM
Art, you're the white Lenny Henry.

Faggit.


this guy got more super glue material than kenny banya got ovaltine material.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 11:03 AM
havent eaten today and its 5pm here... havent had steak for ages...

ima bout to eat some cheesey mash burgers and baked beans though... cheesey mash and beans is a gods meal. hahahahahahah... writing it down, i just realised how faggy cheesey mash sounds

SOUnds like some disgusting British creation that masks itself as food.

Tage
01-12-2009, 11:04 AM
SOUnds like some disgusting British creation that masks itself as food.

^if you ever get the chance... try some of these... the name says it all..

http://www.cockeyed.com/naughty/faggots-01.jpg

^fucking taste RICH! man.....honestly.

Longbongcilvaringz
01-12-2009, 11:06 AM
British Food is an oxymoron.

chortle.

Senator C. Palantine
01-12-2009, 11:06 AM
chortle.


fucking faggit

Tyler Durden
01-12-2009, 11:07 AM
iove wants some italian wu penis.


Damn straight. You got some? I'm getting tired of all this Wu Tang Latino penis up in my ass.

I only have half Italian wu penis.

My bad.


That's fine if you push it only half way in.

The lower half is Italian though.

Upper half is Wu.


Pissing myself at these comments.
Can't wait to see how it all turns out.
:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::c lap:
Everybody clap hands

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 11:08 AM
ugh....canned meat. when i think of British food i think of meat in tins, blood sausage, and baked beans and shit like that. washed down with tea.

Tage
01-12-2009, 11:08 AM
British Food is an oxymoron.

chortle.


^dude... people on this site dont have oxymoron in their vocabularies like us british governed countries. education sucks in america.

and no, its not an oxymoron lol... british made fish and chips, the pasty... and let us not forget.. pork faggots. so yeah, it is edible lol

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 11:09 AM
ugh....canned meat. when i think of British food i think of meat in tins, blood sausage, and baked beans and shit like that. washed down with tea.

Tage
01-12-2009, 11:09 AM
ugh....canned meat. when i think of British food i think of meat in tins, blood sausage, and baked beans and shit like that. washed down with tea.

^yeah you cant get fresh faggots im afriad

check two
01-12-2009, 11:11 AM
I know a chick who likes Spam to be licked off all over her body.

Tage
01-12-2009, 11:11 AM
hahaha... how can you lick off spam? thats a meat... well, a processed meat.

Professor Poopsnagle
01-12-2009, 11:18 AM
Fat chicks like to lick food off off genitals. As do dogs. So I've heard.

Longbongcilvaringz
01-12-2009, 11:21 AM
Some British food is ok i guess, but it's very rare.

And yeah, Canned Meat?

Senator C. Palantine
01-12-2009, 11:22 AM
English food is the best.

Especially Kebabs, Curry, Steak and Chinese.

Senator C. Palantine
01-12-2009, 11:23 AM
Some British food is ok i guess, but it's very rare.

And yeah, Canned Meat?


Me and my mate bought some canned 'sausages' for glastonbury.

They were made with '100% mechanically recovered chicked'.

Tage
01-12-2009, 11:23 AM
English food is the best.

Especially Kebabs, Curry, Steak and Chinese.


^hahaha... yeah i was going to try to claim chinese take away as english food

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 11:27 AM
there's this little grocery store in the hood that i stop in once in a while. if i'm going to a friends house i'll stop there for something to take over just because the shit they sell is funny. they sell generic potato chips. not the ones that say the name of the store on the bag, i mean the white bag with the big black letters that say POTATO CHIPS.

once i bought generic cheese curls there because the bag said "made with real cheese" on top. but on the bottom it said "artificially flavored"

Tage
01-12-2009, 11:30 AM
there's this little grocery store in the hood that i stop in once in a while. if i'm going to a friends house i'll stop there for something to take over just because the shit they sell is funny. they sell generic potato chips. not the ones that say the name of the store on the bag, i mean the white bag with the big black letters that say POTATO CHIPS.

once i bought generic cheese curls there because the bag said "made with real cheese" on top. but on the bottom it said "artificially flavored"

^HAHAHAHA... at the kebab shop around the corner they sell drink... with a label and just "Bottle of Drink" on it... turks are funny

check two
01-12-2009, 11:36 AM
I don't get people's obsession with a salt overload? Dudes must have weak ass taste buds. Like they could get some packaged food that already has thousands of milligrams of salt, and they will load that mofo up with a bunch more salt from the salt shaker. 'No sodium' or 'low sodium' stuff is where it's at. I used to go to McDonald's and ask for fries with no salt on them. The workers didn't like that too much.

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 11:37 AM
only time i ever use salt is if i'm cooking pasta. i put a little in the water to lower the boiling temp and so the noodles don't stick

Longbongcilvaringz
01-12-2009, 11:39 AM
Pretty much.

Tage
01-12-2009, 11:39 AM
i never put salt on anything... usually pepper and vinegar.. but obviously it depends what is is

check two
01-12-2009, 11:46 AM
On a side note, I was chatting with some girl last night on yahoo im. I was looking through the audible things, and I sent her some audible thing where a British guy said 'Heavy Night, last night'. I guess she was sensitive about her weight/eating habits, cause she got upset? How do I explain to her that's not what I meant?

Senator C. Palantine
01-12-2009, 11:47 AM
On a side note, I was chatting with some girl last night on yahoo im. I was looking through the audible things, and I sent her some audible thing where a British guy said 'Heavy Night, last night'. I guess she was sensitive about her weight/eating habits, cause she got upset? How do I explain to her that's not what I meant?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 11:49 AM
i think its funny that brits and aussies call it 'take away'

Senator C. Palantine
01-12-2009, 11:50 AM
what do you call it?

Freedom Food?

Tage
01-12-2009, 11:51 AM
i think its funny that brits and aussies call it 'take away'


well what do you call it?... cus it aint fast food for us... shit takes ages

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 11:52 AM
On a side note, I was chatting with some girl last night on yahoo im. I was looking through the audible things, and I sent her some audible thing where a British guy said 'Heavy Night, last night'. I guess she was sensitive about her weight/eating habits, cause she got upset? How do I explain to her that's not what I meant?


you don't explain nothing to her. she's fat. you should quit talking to her

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 11:57 AM
well what do you call it?... cus it aint fast food for us... shit takes ages

what do you call it?

Freedom Food?

Carry-out you silly anglos. Or some might say take-out

Tage
01-12-2009, 11:58 AM
Carry-out you silly anglos. Or some might say take-out

you are joking right?

cutn' heads
01-12-2009, 11:58 AM
only time i ever use salt is if i'm cooking pasta. i put a little in the water to lower the boiling temp and so the noodles don't stick

i use olive oil for the sticking...

Longbongcilvaringz
01-12-2009, 11:59 AM
Pasta won't stick if the water is boiling anyway.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 12:00 PM
art uses eggnoodles

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 12:00 PM
i use olive oil for the sticking...

but what about when you're cooking?

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 12:01 PM
I use salt....and lately i been on a spaghetti kick, but I usually like penne or rigatoni.

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 12:02 PM
i love angel hair spaghetti. i don't know why. i know it all tastes the same.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 12:04 PM
I hate angelhair...its the one past i wont eat.

IrOnMaN
01-12-2009, 01:38 PM
LOL! black ppl are afraid of everything

animals
heights
the wilderness


you name it.

True. I'm not, of course. Lol.

HANZO
01-12-2009, 02:27 PM
Englands the only country in the world without a national cook book.

i had to say that.

Tage
01-12-2009, 02:44 PM
^really?... i didnt know that

check two
01-12-2009, 03:02 PM
you don't explain nothing to her. she's fat. you should quit talking to her

I didn't say she was fat. lol Girls are sensitive about their weight, no matter how thin or heavy they are.

TSA
01-12-2009, 03:27 PM
why would england have a national cookbook?

what the hell is 'english food'?


english muffins?
oatmeal?

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 03:30 PM
i rarely ever eat english muffins. i happened to be eating one today and wondered if it really was an english food or was like french fries.

Tage
01-12-2009, 03:31 PM
^roast dinners... fish and chips... pasties... lol

check two
01-12-2009, 03:35 PM
http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CPemw_zK9-DOTBDYBRhaMghP9vhfaV7W5Q

Prolifical ENG
01-12-2009, 03:47 PM
Essentially, she stole from the black community and claimed the macaroni as her own.

HAHAHAHAHA

this makes more sense of why they scared to snowboard and stuff. must be a boring life.

yeah my friend even plays fuckin squash....he says he just doesnt like any winter sports....so I guess "cold" comes in a fear category.

Your on point tonight Mr. Amish Pride.

I always wondered if he was Amish by what he posts about.

I thought American's called Porterhouse 'Sirloin'?

Or is that the British?

I can't remember.

I think its both. Its essentially a big T-bone steak with a bigger tenderloin piece on it.

HANZO
01-12-2009, 03:49 PM
why would england have a national cookbook?

what the hell is 'english food'?


english muffins?
oatmeal?

fish n chips as far as i kno.

i wouldnt kno i stick to my own food.

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 04:02 PM
http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CPemw_zK9-DOTBDYBRhaMghP9vhfaV7W5Q

i hear kramer is cooking for this because lomez is in the everglades

check two
01-12-2009, 04:08 PM
http://www2.redneckandsingle.com/images/logo.gif

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
01-12-2009, 04:12 PM
Meh, i get medium when i am out at a restaurant on my parents dollar.

Anything below this, i find too primal.

As a white, middle class, male, i feel lowering myself to the primal stage at any moment, to be the height of shame.

But fine, go primal, you fucking savages.





???

You are confusing me immensely.

Salt, Pepper and Butter?

No restaurant i have encountered prepares or cooks it's meat this way.

I am unsure as to wear you are dining.

Generally here, the meat will be marinated or accompanied by a Jus of sorts.
You fucking savages.




Pat, as someone who has created a persona for themselves based on faux-refinement, I am deeply disappointed in your lack of expertise on the subject of steak.

Now, as far as personal preference, if someone likes ketchup on their steak, that is fine for them, but it widely acknowledged by gourmets and aficionados that that is unacceptable.

Medium-rare is universally regarded as the proper way to enjoy the steak, for maximum flavor and succulence.

The blood is flavor and moisture. If you cook it beyond that, you are losing flavor and drying the meat. That is fact.


As far as salt, pepper, and butter, look up from any reputable source the proper way to prepare a steak.

Marinaded steaks are fine at restaurants that are highlighting a marinade.

However at ANY high-end steakhouse, you get a minimalist preparation, because the meat is the star. You do not disguise the flavor of a prime cut of meat with garnish.

The meat is salted and peppered before grilling to bring out the savory taste of the meat and to lock in moisture.

A good cut of meat is violated by marinade and does not require an au jus.

That being said, some marinated steaks are quite good. But again, go to any high-end steakhouse, where steak is the star, and you will see.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
01-12-2009, 04:13 PM
butter. salt and pepper .. hahahaha jesus thats fucking bland.

No offense blackula, but you are the canadian-eskimo equivalent of white trash. You are not qualified to comment on the preparation of an expensive cut of meat.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
01-12-2009, 04:15 PM
yeah, what the fuck's he eating? corn on the cob?

the first time my girl made me a steak, she fucking yelled at me for using steak sauce. she said i just made you a fucking steak and you're insulting me by covering the taste up with something else. she was fucking serious. i was like, christ, now i got to eat a fucking steak with no steak sauce. you know what, she was right. steak's are better with no condiments on them


Art you have contradicted yourself by insulting minimalist preparations for steak in trying desperately to be accepted by blackula, and then stating 10 minutes later that steak does not need garnish.

check two
01-12-2009, 04:15 PM
LadiesLoveRareSteak

Professor Poopsnagle
01-12-2009, 04:24 PM
A really good steak doesn't need much seasoning. Though I really like some peppersauce on my steaks. Or chili powder.

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 04:28 PM
Art you have contradicted yourself by insulting minimalist preparations for steak in trying desperately to be accepted by blackula, and then stating 10 minutes later that steak does not need garnish.


yes i know. i was hoping nobody else noticed that.

the first comment was from art vandelay, who feels the need to make fun of people on internet forums.

the second comment was from me the person (who is not named art vandelay) telling the truth about how i like to eat my steaks.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
01-12-2009, 04:32 PM
Isn't it a specialty in pittsburgh to get your steaks really rare, where it's called "pittsburgh rare, where they leave it on for like 20 seconds on each side and thats it?

Even I couldn't do it, but I respect anyone willing to eat anything that bloody.

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 04:34 PM
i know a couple people that would eat a steak like that, but i didn't know that was a pittsburgh thing. you couldn't get that at a restaurant that though, that would violate the health department code. unless you went to a chinese restaurant. they don't care about health codes

Professor Poopsnagle
01-12-2009, 04:36 PM
20 seconds is sickening. Really, that'll give you some stomach drama sure enough. If you eat that, you might as well eat out an ovulating woman.

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 04:39 PM
20 seconds is sickening. Really, that'll give you some stomach drama sure enough. If you eat that, you might as well eat out an ovulating woman.


i've eaten out quite a few girls that were ovulating. what's wrong with that? i've just never eaten them out while they were on their period.

Professor Poopsnagle
01-12-2009, 04:49 PM
It smells horrid. Man, If 20 second steaks is called Pittsburgh rare, ovulating pussy should be called Bear Grylls rare.

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 04:50 PM


you must be with some dirty skeezers that don't have a clean pussy

Professor Poopsnagle
01-12-2009, 04:52 PM
Yeah maybe I'm confused with period pussy. Bitch said she was just ovulating. Lying cunt.

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 04:52 PM
Isn't it a specialty in pittsburgh to get your steaks really rare, where it's called "pittsburgh rare, where they leave it on for like 20 seconds on each side and thats it?

Even I couldn't do it, but I respect anyone willing to eat anything that bloody.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh_rare

check two
01-12-2009, 04:54 PM
Art, you have penguin breath.

ALCATRAZ
01-12-2009, 04:57 PM
i aint tryna diss white folks in here but god damn yall need 2 step yall cornbread formula up 1 time u nawmsayin that shit b tastin like moist tanbark nawmsayin.....makin it hard for a G to enjoy his meal n whatnot

check two
01-12-2009, 05:01 PM
speakonitfood, you need to step up your pictures of trannies.

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 05:05 PM
i aint tryna diss white folks in here but god damn yall need 2 step yall cornbread formula up 1 time u nawmsayin that shit b tastin like moist tanbark nawmsayin.....makin it hard for a G to enjoy his meal n whatnot


i can't figure out if "tastin like moist tanbark" is in reference to the orginal point of this thread which was about white people's inability to make a good macaroni and cheese or if it is a reference about the current topic which is eating stank pussy.

oh, it's speaksonitgod. black guys don't eat pussy. so it's obviously about the mac & cheese.

YungSunny
01-12-2009, 06:17 PM
Yeah, why don't black people like pets, such as dogs and cats?

And Rodney King was in a pool on Celebrity Rehab, so I guess one black guy can swim at least.

I love dogs. /(

Mumm Ra
01-12-2009, 06:25 PM
i aint tryna diss white folks in here but god damn yall need 2 step yall cornbread formula up 1 time u nawmsayin that shit b tastin like moist tanbark nawmsayin.....makin it hard for a G to enjoy his meal n whatnot

most white folk rarely even make/ eat cornbread anyway
as for me I love it

Senator C. Palantine
01-12-2009, 06:27 PM
makin it hard for a G to enjoy his meal n whatnot

classic ish

IrOnMaN
01-12-2009, 07:12 PM
i aint tryna diss white folks in here but god damn yall need 2 step yall cornbread formula up 1 time u nawmsayin that shit b tastin like moist tanbark nawmsayin.....makin it hard for a G to enjoy his meal n whatnot

Lol at cornbread formula.

Speaking of cornbread and mac and cheese, I haven't any of the two since early 2007. Dayum!}:|

I'm on some clock radio shit.

YungSunny
01-12-2009, 08:15 PM
most white folk rarely even make/ eat cornbread anyway


^Does not live in the south.

check two
01-12-2009, 08:32 PM
Thankfully he doesn't

Visionz
01-12-2009, 08:37 PM
none of yall could fuck with the wife's mac and cheese or her cornbread

tru story

Prolifical ENG
01-12-2009, 08:41 PM
my boy is always ranting about white people and their store bought potato salad....and not even serving it in a bowl....just sticking a spoon in the tub....i guess thats +1 for black people in their potato salad quality

Visionz
01-12-2009, 08:49 PM
my boy is always ranting about white people and their store bought potato salad....and not even serving it in a bowl....just sticking a spoon in the tub....i guess thats +1 for black people in their potato salad quality
for the homemade potato salad nobody makes the shit the same way

every house is different and the more shit they put in there the less I like it

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 08:49 PM
celery does not belong in potato salad.

Visionz
01-12-2009, 08:53 PM
celery does not belong in potato salad.
as far as I'm concerned, they can keep the mustard and the pickles as well

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 09:07 PM
i agree.

I'd rather have macaroni salad tho

Mumm Ra
01-12-2009, 09:20 PM
Thankfully he doesn't
this is correct

diggy
01-12-2009, 09:50 PM
Fried chicken tastes dope with coleslaw.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 09:52 PM
KFC has the best coleslaw i've tasted.

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 09:57 PM


only knows about italians from watching the sopranos

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 10:07 PM
^has a german last name

Visionz
01-12-2009, 10:09 PM
that Texas sig rocks

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 10:11 PM
its coming down soon so enjoy it

Visionz
01-12-2009, 10:14 PM
its coming down soon so enjoy it
you should convert over so you don't have to be so disappointed when the season ends

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 10:19 PM
you should convert over so you don't have to be so disappointed when the season ends

Nah, i kno all about Texas football. If it wasn't for Vince Young, they'd still be Oklahoma's bitches.

Mack Brown wasn't very heralded til Vince won that game.

Visionz
01-12-2009, 10:23 PM
Nah, i kno all about Texas football. If it wasn't for Vince Young, they'd still be Oklahoma's bitches.

Mack Brown wasn't very heralded til Vince won that game.

I won't act like Vince didn't do a lot for the program but we've done a good job of handlin oklahoma since he left and with Colt returnin that's not going to change next year either

check two
01-12-2009, 10:45 PM
Why black people like fried chicken? Why would people get interviewed for this? lol at the asian dude

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Visionz
01-12-2009, 10:47 PM
I never got the whole fried chicken=black people thing, if you eat meat you like fried chicken, period. seems like a human thing

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 10:49 PM
I get it. They love them some wings and Popeyes and KFC and church's chicken.

italians like pasta.

mexicans like burritos


i enjoy fried chicken. I love popeyes. YOu wont find a popeyes in an all white area tho. Fact.

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 10:51 PM
what nobody seems to notice is that white people love fried chicken too.

EAGLE EYE
01-12-2009, 10:52 PM
i enjoy fried chicken. I love popeyes. YOu wont find a popeyes in an all white area tho. Fact.


then why is there one a few minutes away on the turn pike from me?


do the knowledge first god

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 10:53 PM
you must live in a redneck state.

I should have specified.

If you live north of the mason dixon line.

Visionz
01-12-2009, 10:56 PM
I never got the whole fried chicken=black people thing, if you eat meat you like fried chicken, period. seems like a human thing

what nobody seems to notice is that white people love fried chicken too.

you must have me on ignore or something Art, you've just made my asshole hurt a lil bit, it wasn't a gigantic thing that would've registered on a richter scale or nothing but still..........................there were trembles, thanks :{

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 10:59 PM
and you got prime real estate with that post. top of the page

Visionz
01-12-2009, 11:00 PM
and you got prime real estate with that post. top of the page

I know and you passed it by w/out thinkin twice like a billionaire walking past a cheap whore

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 11:00 PM
art that is the shittiest sig ever. It looks like something out of a super nes game

Art Vandelay
01-13-2009, 04:46 PM
that's cause steeler's keep football old school.

TSA
01-13-2009, 04:51 PM
^LOL.

also touch, between you assless ugly red women women, dog shit, and very plain texas logo you really can't talk

002
01-13-2009, 05:44 PM
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/02/photogalleries/wip-week66/images/primary/5_arrow_461.jpg


I learned something new about black people today too....

SKAMPOE
01-13-2009, 05:49 PM
http://cache.pc-logix.com/_images/266cd95100aa99ee30233d8960b20bb8/268785%20-%20demoman%20sniper%20team_fortress_2.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
01-13-2009, 05:57 PM
^LOL.

also touch, between you assless ugly red women women, dog shit, and very plain texas logo you really can't talk

come on now....do i even have to point it out

Art Vandelay
01-13-2009, 06:01 PM
Why black people like fried chicken? Why would people get interviewed for this? lol at the asian dude

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check two
01-13-2009, 06:18 PM
I have to disagree though.. other styles of chicken tastes better than fried such as grilled, baked, broiled, etc.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
01-13-2009, 06:20 PM
Fried chicken is dope, and I like buffalo wings a whole lot, but my favorite is probably a grilled teriyaki-marinated chicken breast.

It is healthy, and grilled chicken breast is the perfect food to eat after lifting.

Professor Poopsnagle
01-13-2009, 06:21 PM
God damn I wanna EAT SOME CHICKEN NOW.

check two
01-13-2009, 06:23 PM
What is it about that sauce that they put on buffalo wings(the smell of it and the taste)? It's like a mind controller. They are good for sure, I like mild sauce.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
01-13-2009, 06:25 PM
What is it about that sauce that they put on buffalo wings(the smell of it and the taste)? It's like a mind controller. They are good for sure, I like mild sauce.

I like the hot. Hot garlc is dope too.

BW3's is the shit. The Asian Zing isn't bad either.

check two
01-13-2009, 06:33 PM
I don't get when people get the extra hot sauce where you can keep drinking and drinking, and the hot feeling in your mouth doesn't go away. But some people like that I guess. lol

Olive Oil Goombah
01-13-2009, 06:36 PM
I like the hot. Hot garlc is dope too.

BW3's is the shit. The Asian Zing isn't bad either.

Bw3 is great.....I usually go with the teriyaki and some Mango harbonero. those mangos are hot as fuck. I can only eat six.

I been hearing alot about this Louisiana bbq sauce at Quaker steak and lube.

check two
01-13-2009, 06:37 PM
What is BW3?

Art Vandelay
01-13-2009, 06:42 PM


buffalo wild wings

Mumm Ra
01-13-2009, 06:56 PM
I've known what BW3's is, but why is there a 3

Olive Oil Goombah
01-13-2009, 07:00 PM
it used to be called BW3 short for Buffalo wild wings and weck.

Now its just Buffalo wild wings but everyone usually calls it B-dubs or BW3.

I could go for 12 teriyaki and some buffalo wedges with cheese right now.

Art Vandelay
01-13-2009, 07:00 PM
i must have this new super computer because i have this option called google on it. i no longer have to ask stupid questions with factual answers at wu-corp.


Originally called Buffalo Wild Wings & Weck

Olive Oil Goombah
01-13-2009, 07:07 PM
I remember when BW3's were rare. Very rare.

I used to have to go down to Kent to eat some. That was were the first one was opened. Needless to say, i spent alot of dough there.

Art Vandelay
01-13-2009, 07:17 PM
tooch (or anyone else) you ever eat at Quaker steak and lube. there aren't a ton of them out there, but their Louisiana Licker Wings are better than OB4CL and LS

Olive Oil Goombah
01-13-2009, 07:30 PM
No but I've heard several people tell me about that flavor. They have a Quaker Steak at the Q so next Cavs game i go to im goin early and getting 18 of em.

check two
01-13-2009, 07:39 PM
My grandpop talks about how years back when people would throw out the wings of the chicken cause nobody wanted them, or the poor people would eat them.

Art Vandelay
01-13-2009, 07:42 PM
good for your grandpa

Olive Oil Goombah
01-13-2009, 07:43 PM
well, if they arent in abundance and lack wing sauce, than they arent very good.

Art Vandelay
01-13-2009, 08:07 PM
neither is your grammar

Art Vandelay
01-25-2009, 02:23 PM
see! what did i tell you people? white people think that this boxed shit is good...


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(http://food.yahoo.com/blog/yahoofreshpicks/2745/boxing-match-the-new-mac-cheese-winner/#post)
To find the most outstanding box of mac and cheese, we at Yahoo! Food invited a trusted panel of mac and cheese enthusiasts to a dinner party taste test. Noodle by noodle and box by box, we tasted seven of the most common macaroni and cheese products on the market. Our mission was to get beyond brand loyalty and find the best box of mac and cheese, based on taste alone. You may be surprised by some of our findings...
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THE QUICK RUNDOWN

The Winner at #1: Pasta Roni Shells and White Cheddar
#2: Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Dinner Original Flavor
#3: Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Dinner Premium Thick ‘n Creamy
Tie for #4: Kraft Velveeta Shells & Cheese Original
Tie for #4: Back to Nature Macaroni & Cheese Dinner
#5: Annie's Shells & Real Aged Cheddar
#6: Generic Store-Brand Macaroni & Cheese

THE PANEL
Zoe Estrin: The organic traditionalist.
Griff Foxley: The home chef with a taste for gourmet.
Raul Gasteazoro: The hungry man.
Marguerite Moreau: The home baker with a scientific approach.
Chris Redman: The most likely to consider every angle.

THEIR REACTIONS...

The Winner: Pasta Roni Shells and White CheddarUp-side...
Marguerite: "Knocks Kraft right out of the water. Tastes like fettuccine Alfredo. So thick, so creamy, delicious! The shells hold lots of sauce and are substantial and filling."

Raul: "It tastes more like real cheese than Kraft."
Down-side...
Zoe: "Great but heavy. And gross when it cooled down!"

#2: Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Dinner Original Flavor Up-side...
Chris: "Good texture and color, cheesy, buttery flavor. Solid, middle-of-the-road choice."
Marguerite: "Not soupy, so it creates a great big bite on the fork."
Down-side...
Griff: "Nostalgic, but pretty flat and standard. Not sharp enough."
#3: Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Dinner Premium Thick ‘n Creamy
Up-side...
Raul: "A little bland and watery. Good texture. Could use more cheese. Nice color."
Chris: "Really mild flavor. Noodles tasted good. Overall, a safe bland choice. 5 out of 10."
Down-side...
Marguerite: "Thick? Nope. Creamy? Sure, kinda."
SPLIT DECISION: Kraft Velveeta Shells & Cheese Original
Up-side...
Marguerite: "Ate all of it and I went back for thirds. The best lukewarm choice. Superior [to most of the others]. It left me wanting more."

Zoe: "Fake-y. Like E-Z Cheese! But kinda good."
Down-side...
Chris: "Thick, very ‘cheesy,' if that's what you want to call it. Heavy. Tastes cheap. Still, at 3am...it's probably amazing. I give it a 4 out of 10."
Griff: "Potent flavor made the first two bites fantastic, but the gummy, fake thing got worse as it cooled."

SPLIT DECISION: Back to Nature Macaroni & Cheese Dinner
(No artificial preservatives or flavors)
Up-side...
Chris: "Smelled like childhood and tastes nice. Very mild but silky and felt lighter than the rest."
Griff: "Silky goodness. Cheese flavor is rather light, but quite tasty. Pasta felt lighter and less hearty, in a good way. Good balance of flavors."
Down-side...
Zoe: "Watery without any cheesy flavor. Kind of light. The noodles are flimsy and small. But it is natural-looking"
Marguerite: "Unappetizing color. It's like cardboard. I do NOT want to finish it. I will not! Did I say cardboard?"

THE WORST WITH THE BEST INTENTIONS: Annie's Shells & Real Aged Cheddar (Made with real cheese and 100% organic pasta)
Griff: "Piddley little shells with soupy sauce, but somewhat tasty. I could tell it was real cheddar."
Marguerite: "Real? ...Tastes like chemicals. I felt like I needed a spoon to get a good bite. Two words: watery chemicals."

THE VERY WORST: Generic Store-Brand Macaroni & Cheese
Marguerite: "A coated noodle but with no taste whatsoever."
Zoe: "Just wrong. Can't eat even two bites."
Chris: "No mac ‘n' cheese should be called ‘Ralph's.' Massively lacking in taste, any taste."

Have your own dinner party taste test and let us know your findings, or if you're thinking of making some from scratch, take a look at these 4 great ways to make mac ‘n' cheese. (http://food.yahoo.com/blog/themagicalmeltingpot/1576/mac-n-cheese-4-ways/)

check two
01-25-2009, 02:44 PM
^Art checking out the yahoo main page again. lol

Art Vandelay
01-25-2009, 03:21 PM
am i not allowed to???

i guess you're checking it too, since you know that i got that from yahoo.

RADIOACTIVE MAN
01-25-2009, 04:06 PM
black people suck, we whites should stick together


WHITE POWER!!

DUMBO
01-25-2009, 05:44 PM
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeew

let's stay together.......................................... ..................................

Art Vandelay
02-05-2009, 07:19 PM
black people suck, we whites should stick together


WHITE POWER!!


actually grave, the couple black chicks that i was with didn't suck.

Olive Oil Goombah
02-05-2009, 07:24 PM
black chicks don't suck. They are definitely holdin it down for the race just like how white men have to hold it down for these spoiled white bitches.

check two
02-05-2009, 07:29 PM
I'd say there are more black chicks that suck, than ones that don't suck. That's why you should ask them right away in the beginning of the conversation if they give head or not. If they say no, wish them luck in their life.

Art Vandelay
02-05-2009, 07:31 PM
at 2am when the bar is closing, you can't be that picky. pussy with no head is better than no pussy

Olive Oil Goombah
02-05-2009, 07:33 PM
hahaha....a trueism.

not too long ago i ran into a girl who didnt do that. I dont kno, maybe its me, maybe i've watched to much porn or gotteen to much previous head but i laughed at her when she said it.

just suck it bitch, wuts the difference, save yourself some energy.

The Hound
02-05-2009, 07:34 PM
wow

pubs closing at 2am? lol that's sad

Olive Oil Goombah
02-05-2009, 07:35 PM
art lives in a small village type community.

check two
02-05-2009, 07:39 PM
Yeah, and like I had said before... say it's late and nobody else is around and some fat girl wants to hook up, but she tells you that she doesn't give head? Just laugh non stop at her for several minutes straight.

Fat girl that doesn't give head = no reason to be in this world

Art Vandelay
02-05-2009, 07:41 PM
I live in the City of Champions...

6 Super Bowls
5 World Series
2 Stanley Cups
9 Football National Championships

check two
02-05-2009, 07:43 PM
Well I believe a lot of places in Philly close at 2 am also, and that's one of the largest cities in the US.

Art Vandelay
02-05-2009, 07:44 PM


yeah, that's pennsylvania's shitty law. there's still after hours clubs though

Olive Oil Goombah
02-05-2009, 07:47 PM
I live in the City of Champions...

6 Super Bowls
5 World Series
2 Stanley Cups
9 Football National Championships

LOL...fabrications. PLus stanley cups dont count and nobody was alive the last time the Pirates were even good.

Football national championships??? where did you concoct that from? I know you aint talkin about Pitt.

You basically have the steelers and thats it. all the rest are unrecognizable.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
02-05-2009, 07:47 PM
bars in NYC close at 1am.

They are open til 4am in the burgeoning metropolis that is scenic Louisville, Kentucky

Uncle Steezo
02-05-2009, 07:51 PM
we got 24hr clubs and a strip club that is only closed from 8am-11am.

most bars close a 3am or 5am


i once went into Club24/7 on a tuesday at 1:30pm.....zombies taking bodyshots off bloody brains.

snapple
02-05-2009, 07:54 PM
bars in NYC close at 1am.

They are open til 4am in the burgeoning metropolis that is scenic Louisville, Kentucky


we party allnight in NY cupcake...4am is nothing*D

SKAMPOE
02-05-2009, 07:54 PM
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