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TSA
01-12-2009, 12:18 AM
got the idea from art, i'll be counting the likes and dislikes of the whites in speedos 2 da chinks en gueedoz

http://outofthebubble.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/typicalamericans.jpg

i've already been told that white ppl hate

-small talk with ppl you haven't seen in a long time
-ppl abusing animals
-negroes

by various whites in my day.

SKAMPOE
01-12-2009, 12:20 AM
fat niggaz named skamp

TSA
01-12-2009, 12:22 AM
nah, white ppl like you skampoe, from the 10% to the rapest to the faggots rockin da man purses

EAGLE EYE
01-12-2009, 12:23 AM
those people in the initial post are what george carlin was talking about!!

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 12:25 AM
the only thing white people hate more that black people are successful black people. as gene hackman says in mississippi burning, his daddy told him, "If you ain't better than a nigger, son, who are you better than?"

Tage
01-12-2009, 12:25 AM
fat parents who complain about their obese children

TSA
01-12-2009, 12:28 AM
post george carlin talking about those people george carlin was talking about
the only thing white people hate more that black people are successful black people. as gene hackman says in mississippi burning, his daddy told him, "If you ain't better than a nigger, son, who are you better than?"yeah i think the how racism thing is a crack incase of emergancy self esteem axe.
that's why all the skin heads world wide are failures in life, so a NEGRO getting GWAP would kinda ruin that.
http://diyremodelgreen.com/images/White%20family%20on%20beach.jpg

EAGLE EYE
01-12-2009, 12:29 AM
the only thing white people hate more that black people are successful black people. as gene hackman says in mississippi burning, his daddy told him, "If you ain't better than a nigger, son, who are you better than?"




you cant afford good steak, so who are you better than my boy?

TSA
01-12-2009, 12:30 AM
http://white4sheriff.com/graphics/family.jpg

TSA
01-12-2009, 12:31 AM
http://www.bretonbikes.com/husbands.jpg

EAGLE EYE
01-12-2009, 12:31 AM
http://media.komonews.com/images/080613_tim_russert_2.jpg

TSA
01-12-2009, 12:32 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/171/469070215_03743a6e69.jpg?v=0
jesus christ.



why do white ppl look cornier then eggs in family photos, i used to go to my friends houses and laugh my ass off when id see all the sappy ass matching with dad button up pictures on the wall

Tage
01-12-2009, 12:34 AM
why do white ppl look cornier then eggs in family photos

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y159/mattlcohen/NervyB/Blacks.jpg

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 12:34 AM
i was gonna make a separate thread entitled "things i like a bout TSA" but there would only be one, so i figured why waste a thread, i'll just do it here.


got the idea from art


TSA gives credit where credit is due. i'm sure it pained him to do this, but he did it anyways. he is one of the very few that ever does that. the rest of you are all hacks.

TSA
01-12-2009, 12:36 AM
what?
not at all. dude, i harbor no feelings towards anyone on here. I know i post dope shit and ppl that have decided that having a life long fixation with wanting to see me die have a hard time enjoying them but i want it to be known that the feeling is not mutual.

EAGLE EYE
01-12-2009, 12:40 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/171/469070215_03743a6e69.jpg?v=0
jesus christ.



why do white ppl look cornier then eggs in family photos, i used to go to my friends houses and laugh my ass off when id see all the sappy ass matching with dad button up pictures on the wall


pretty sure thats just how you midwest cornfed bastards get down.


snarf. snarf.

TSA
01-12-2009, 12:41 AM
i can put moneh that MAINE is cornier then the CORNHUSKER state


moneh.

EAGLE EYE
01-12-2009, 12:43 AM
i can put moneh that MAINE is cornier then the CORNHUSKER state


moneh.



why you think im moving asap?



ps...


you gays are drippin' in duh corn so STAND DOWN.

NIGHT MAYOR
01-12-2009, 12:53 AM
dirty bongs
cheap toilet paper
racist minoritys
losing
dick teases
blue balls

(personaly)

TSA
01-12-2009, 12:54 AM
http://rsrc3.bubbleshare.com/media/00/4c/57/7a/ef9efaeda2a2abeb10ee9fef533a3e3e0da49521/580x435/Maine-Trip-March-18-20-2007-016_580x435.jpg
http://rsrc6.bubbleshare.com/media/00/ba/ae/95/6068c0ee7a0df4111bc9e2f193ba969f95fc77d6/580x435/Maine-Trip-2008-009_580x435.jpg
http://nick.mpadovani.com/images/Maine01_Bros.JPG
http://www.forbespond.com/slideshow/Maine-trip-Summer-2007148.jpg
http://rdr.zazzle.com/img/imt-prd/pd-235392264058794957/tl-maine_the_way_life_should_be_shirt.jpg
http://www.thehighline.org/portraits/_portraits/small/FHLPP_0271.jpg
http://maineoutdoorstoday.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/lemonade.jpg
http://www.realadventures.com/listingimages/1021/1021772/m_1021772a.jpg

EAGLE EYE
01-12-2009, 12:56 AM
Lemonade Sales Account For 75% Of Our Income Tax Holmes

NIGHT MAYOR
01-12-2009, 12:56 AM
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41228000/jpg/_41228395_thin_child_ap_203.jpg

^ wishes that egg on the t shirt was real

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 12:57 AM
white people hate (me included) when black people walk across the street as slow as possible, almost daring you to run them over.

one day you're gonna see in the news that i ran over a some black people. i just want everyone to be my witness that it wasn't a hate crime. those mother fuckers were just walking too slow.

TSA
01-12-2009, 12:57 AM
hahahahhaha!@ robby
as i google picture to humiliate you with i come to find it looks exactly like nebraska...only with trees...and less minorities

ouch.




and art what are you talking about, white ppl are the worst at crossing the street

THEE worst. taking their sweet time and shit.
fuck that!
hip hop is dead faggot

EAGLE EYE
01-12-2009, 12:58 AM
white people hate (me included) when black people walk across the street as slow as possible, almost daring you to run them over.

one day you're gonna see in the news that i ran over a some black people. i just want everyone to be my witness that it wasn't a hate crime. those mother fuckers were just walking too slow.


ALMOST MADE A THREAD A WHILE BACK ABOUT HOW SLOW THEY WALK IN PUBLIC OR MALLS


WHATS WITH THAT? DID YOU ALL SHIT YOUR DROORS?

TSA
01-12-2009, 12:59 AM
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41228000/jpg/_41228395_thin_child_ap_203.jpg

^ wishes that egg on the t shirt was real
AAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHH!1

TSA
01-12-2009, 01:01 AM
ALMOST MADE A THREAD A WHILE BACK ABOUT HOW SLOW THEY WALK IN PUBLIC OR MALLS


WHATS WITH THAT? DID YOU ALL SHIT YOUR DROORS?
black people walk slow because 70% of blacks have nigerian DNA

its fucking unreal how slow they walk, all the raping of slaves and what not really speed it up in the states, but you have to think about your steps when walking side by side with them

i retract my comment of white ppl being the worst street crossers,

EAGLE EYE
01-12-2009, 01:02 AM
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41228000/jpg/_41228395_thin_child_ap_203.jpg

DAMN SON

TSA
01-12-2009, 01:10 AM
heres a few i wanna know


why do white ppl cut the sandwich diagonally? it never fails, they're always cut the sandwich diagonally, and eat both sides


why do white people think mexicans are lazy? are you serious? they're fuckin beasts, they're the only unlazy race in america


why do white people make jokes that they know isn't funny. not saying they're all unfunny but sometimes they confuse witty or clever with funny. Like when they're telling "fucked up jokes" or whatever and i go "i dont wanna hear it" and they keep going " no, no dude, you'll like this one" and i go "no seriously, i just told you i didn't wanna hear it" then they go "ok im gonna say it anyways". And where do they learn these jokes. Is there a white people joke convention?



the lawn. white ppl love their lawn more then their own...why?



why do white guys decide they're funny as soon as they hit 40?




why do white people always start talking to you for no good reason about nothing at gay places like bathrooms and lines?





http://www.mainegameshow.com/images/gameshow2.jpg

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 01:13 AM
why do white people always start talking to you for no good reason about nothing at gay places like bathrooms and lines?




i wanna choke a mother fucker out (no homo) when i'm standing at urnial with my dick in my hand and some fucking douche pulls his dick out next to me and starts talking to me. i don't get that. it always happens at bars and sporting events.

TSA
01-12-2009, 01:15 AM
heres a mystery for the ages

WHY THE FUCK DO WHITE PEOPLE TALK ABOUT WHAT THEYRE EATING WHILE THEY'RE EATING IT?


"this cake is really...really rich don't you think"
"yeah, yeah it's really rich, and fluffy"
"You've got to try the steamed carrots too, they're to die for"
"Yeah i took a nibble a little a while ago, they're really rich"

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 01:17 AM
another thing older white people do. if someone gets a new car, they ask the weirdest questions about it when they see it. like...

does it have a full size spare or a donut?

or

does it have no-slip traction?

TSA
01-12-2009, 01:18 AM
hahahahahahah! ITS TRUE!

EAGLE EYE
01-12-2009, 01:18 AM
heres a mystery for the ages

WHY THE FUCK DO WHITE PEOPLE TALK ABOUT WHAT THEYRE EATING WHILE THEY'RE EATING IT?


"this cake is really...really rich don't you think"
"yeah, yeah it's really rich, and fluffy"
"You've got to try the steamed carrots too, they're to die for"
"Yeah i took a nibble a little a while ago, they're really rich"



MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK THEM IN PERSON, AND POSSIBLY REFILL ALL THERE MILK GLASSES AS A GENEROUS FAVOR.

TSA
01-12-2009, 01:19 AM
hahahahaha, i do but often forget the answers and want a more globe less cornfed range of answers

we had a long and very entertaining ask the other race questions season at a random BBQ with a pretty equal amount for blacks and whites


things i learned

1. white ppl being afraid of black ppl doesn't mean they hate them
2. life as white trash is way grimer then life as poor blacks (shoplifting from good will grimey)
3. white people pride themselves in being an asset to situations like when someones car breaks down they get erections when they know how to fix it.
4. white people don't acknowledge the existance of other white people

EAGLE EYE
01-12-2009, 01:20 AM
another thing older white people do. if someone gets a new car, they ask the weirdest questions about it when they see it. like...

does it have a full size spare or a donut?

or

does it have no-slip traction?


THATS ACTUALLY A GENERATION-CLINT-EASTWOOD-GAP TYPE THING IVE COME 2 REALIZE

EAGLE EYE
01-12-2009, 01:21 AM
Why Do Us White People Have A Closet Full Of Board Games Like Scrabble And Monopoly And Never Fucking Play Them?


Wtf. Who Bought This Shit In The First Place?

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 01:22 AM
i'm just saying some guy buys a fucking $70,000 escalade with tvs dvds fucking spinning wheels and some douche asks what the wheel base is

TSA
01-12-2009, 01:24 AM
Why Do Us White People Have A Closet Full Of Board Games Like Scrabble And Monopoly And Never Fucking Play Them?


Wtf. Who Bought This Shit In The First Place?


I KNOW!

YAHTZEE!?


has anyone EVER played Yahtzee!? cause i know you own it!

EAGLE EYE
01-12-2009, 01:24 AM
Are Those Snow Or All Season Tires?


Does Your Wife Spit Or Swallow?


Has Your Daughter Dated A Nigerian Man?

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 01:25 AM
Why Do Us White People Have A Closet Full Of Board Games Like Scrabble And Monopoly And Never Fucking Play Them?


Wtf. Who Bought This Shit In The First Place?



haha, i never noticed that before. my parents have a closet full. and it's shit i never heard of before. on holidays maybe they bust out the scategories or something, but other than that, nobody is playing stratego or backgammon

EAGLE EYE
01-12-2009, 01:27 AM
Im Pretty Sure Rza Has Like 20 Un-opened Editions Of Chinese Checkers In His Shaolin Den But Hes Too Much Of A Puss Monger To Learn How To Play Such A Strategic Communist Family Board Game.

TSA
01-12-2009, 01:28 AM
when white ppl give handshakes why do they try to crush your fuckin hand?
what kind of dickless bullshit is that?

EAGLE EYE
01-12-2009, 01:29 AM
when white ppl give handshakes why do they try to crush your fuckin hand?
what kind of dickless bullshit is that?


ITS CUZ WE GOTTA ESTABLISH DOMINANCE OVA DUH GAYAH ANIMAL

The Lost Prophet
01-12-2009, 01:29 AM
heres a few i wanna know


why do white ppl cut the sandwich diagonally? it never fails, they're always cut the sandwich diagonally, and eat both sides


why do white people think mexicans are lazy? are you serious? they're fuckin beasts, they're the only unlazy race in america


why do white people make jokes that they know isn't funny. not saying they're all unfunny but sometimes they confuse witty or clever with funny. Like when they're telling "fucked up jokes" or whatever and i go "i dont wanna hear it" and they keep going " no, no dude, you'll like this one" and i go "no seriously, i just told you i didn't wanna hear it" then they go "ok im gonna say it anyways". And where do they learn these jokes. Is there a white people joke convention?



the lawn. white ppl love their lawn more then their own...why?



why do white guys decide they're funny as soon as they hit 40?




why do white people always start talking to you for no good reason about nothing at gay places like bathrooms and lines?





http://www.mainegameshow.com/images/gameshow2.jpg


Realist shit ever...the white people joke thing is dead on...

Y r white people so inconsiderate to ur shit??? but when it comes to their stuff they get stupid butt hurt? like u can fuck up my stuff and hit me in the arm but if i do it back y'all catch feelings like i said I'm a democrat (which i am)...fuck yo couch!

and y do u white people get so bent out of shape when i disagree wit ur politics?

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 01:31 AM
i'm fucking weird cause i love watching whites and blacks interact. i love when a white guy, who you know doesn't interact with blacks too much, meets a black guy and is not sure if he should do the regular white handshake or if he should do some sort of black handshake rendition. it's always funny when they lean in for the awkward handshake-hug

NIGHT MAYOR
01-12-2009, 01:35 AM
hahaha, i met this pretty famous aussie rapper once and i went to shake his hand and he gave me that hand shake hug thing, i felt violated, first time i'd had someone pull that on me

TSA
01-12-2009, 01:36 AM
lol handshaking white people is such an unfluid situation


the white ppl at the bbq asked how do black ppl know which handshake to use in their arsenal of handshakes when meeting people

the answer was to know the type of person and there's usually handshakes that are popular for a moment so that's always a good investment, otherwise just go with the flow but for the most part it's all natural.

EAGLE EYE
01-12-2009, 01:37 AM
hahaha, i met this pretty famous aussie rapper once and i went to shake his hand and he gave me that hand shake hug thing, i felt violated, first time i'd had someone pull that on me

I BET YOU MADE HIM SHAVE YOUR BEARD AFTER AND NOT TELL.

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 01:38 AM
pretty famous aussie rapper


that's an oxymoron

famous aussie rapper = good nonjewish attorney

doesn't exist

EAGLE EYE
01-12-2009, 01:38 AM
arsenal of handshakes


LOL HOW DO THEY KNOW SO MANY HAND SHAKES? IS THERE LIKE A HAND SHAKE CONVENTION THEY GO TOO?

NIGHT MAYOR
01-12-2009, 01:45 AM
that's an oxymoron

famous aussie rapper = good nonjewish attorney

doesn't exist

keep telling yourself that dreamer.

and yes robby, he did, just like that teacher in where was it again ?

TSA
01-12-2009, 01:46 AM
well robert, you see the handshakes are learnt from other negroes that just LAY IT ON YA, but you gotta go with their flow and once you've mastered you too can spread it amongst your KIND.


see to the negro, the handshake is a signatory mark of trust, brotherhood, and most of all hipness.

hipness to young blacks is like knowing car parts to whites, MANDATORY.
they're more comparable to mortal kombat combos then standard handshakes cause if your playing a game with someone and they pull some ill shit, you know they're FA REEL.

your ability to spread a fly handshake is pretty important, but knowing them is law.
for a while this "do and H" handshake was cool here, now it's all about the extended draw with fist pound finish

the multiple extended draws while talking is also gaining speed.

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 01:48 AM
i hate how "the pound" has become socially acceptable amongst uncool white folk.

EAGLE EYE
01-12-2009, 01:51 AM
What If Thy Fly Brother Didnt Wash Thy Hands After Taking Thy Massive Shit?


Is There Like An Awkward Shit-shake That One Must Force Themselves To Accept Or Do You Knock Them Over The Head With A Bottle Of E & J To Let 'em Know They Done Fucked Up?


http://site.steelcityauctions.com/french.jpg

NIGHT MAYOR
01-12-2009, 01:54 AM
when how and who decides when the handshake is stale and who decides the new cool handshake, is it a media thing, like do you catch them from "hip" shows and then bring them to reality (maybe for a second or third time)
?????

TSA
01-12-2009, 01:54 AM
hmm good question, idk.

usually the other person has the role or letting you know their hands are dirty with the 'flash the limp wrist back hand' manuver.

TSA
01-12-2009, 01:57 AM
the above was for robby
when how and who decides when the handshake is stale and who decides the new cool handshake, is it a media thing, like do you catch them from "hip" shows and then bring them to reality (maybe for a second or third time)
?????
well this is the problem with nigshaking arts in the NIGG community, you handshake is stale the minute somebody hits you with the NEWNESS, then you gotta upgrade your shit

the person that motions first, i've noticed, usually dictates the handshake given.

but for the most part everyone plays a safe extended dap unless its your boys or if you just a flamboyant ass colored.

NIGHT MAYOR
01-12-2009, 01:59 AM
what do you say if you dont know how to do the fresh shake ? "sorry can you show me that one - brother" ??

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 02:02 AM
what do you say if you dont know how to do the fresh shake ? "sorry can you show me that one - brother" ??


tsa, i'll take this one. just stick with the one you know. keep it simple. like white people dancing. just stand there and clap. sure we look stupid, but it's better than the alternative which is trying to do the moves a brother is doing and looking like a complete douche. once you see a new one a few times, practice in the mirror at home, or with a stuffed animal, then you're ready to try it live.

edit: you'll be respected more. they'll know that you are a naive white guy, but they'll respect that you didn't try to "blacken" it up.

Bloo
01-12-2009, 06:40 AM
heres a mystery for the ages

WHY THE FUCK DO WHITE PEOPLE TALK ABOUT WHAT THEYRE EATING WHILE THEY'RE EATING IT?


"this cake is really...really rich don't you think"
"yeah, yeah it's really rich, and fluffy"
"You've got to try the steamed carrots too, they're to die for"
"Yeah i took a nibble a little a while ago, they're really rich"

Yo T, I gotta give it to you. that shit hit home for real :) My girl's parents do that shit all the time. I'm like JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CHEW!

NIGHT MAYOR
01-12-2009, 07:21 AM
look who steps all up in the place n shit, whatup bloo :D

DrunkenMasta303
01-12-2009, 11:19 AM
http://rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/Nigger%20Alarm.gif

Professor Poopsnagle
01-12-2009, 11:40 AM
White people dislike:

Muslims
OJ Simpson
Kanye West
Ebonics
Mexicans
French people
Project Pat

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 11:47 AM
Yea most white people don't like Kanye West.

I dunno tho, i think most black people dislike Kanye West as well.


Another thing white people don't like:

Black History Month

Well, its not that we don't like it per se, we just don't like when some black say its their favorite month of the year because of that.

Professor Poopsnagle
01-12-2009, 11:50 AM
Yea most white people don't like Kanye West.

I dunno tho, i think most black people dislike Kanye West as well.


Another thing white people don't like:

Black History Month

Well, its not that we don't like it per se, we just don't like when some black say its their favorite month of the year because of that.
Luckily, it's also the shortest month of the year.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 11:52 AM
indeed

Professor Poopsnagle
01-12-2009, 11:53 AM
Racists.

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 11:54 AM
I hate the Irish. there i said it. fuck these people. they have pretty much not done anything as a people. their contribution to society is very limited. everyone of those faggots all root for notre dame because the name of team is the fighting irish? what the fuck is that? they hate black people except for when one of them can run a 4.3/40 for their football team.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 12:01 PM
all italians hate the Irish but its not a deep seeded hatred. Its superficial.

check two
01-12-2009, 12:08 PM
All respectable people don't like Notre Dame cause their a lousy ass team with a 500 pound coach.

Like has been said, the dudes that do the real firm handshake thing are tall husky guys with micro penis.

Longbongcilvaringz
01-12-2009, 12:11 PM
Talking about food while you eat it is a by product of white people having no tangible culture to speak of.

White people feel the need to appear 'cultured' or 'learned' about such things as Food, Wine, Traveling and whatever else.

I would know, being white myself.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 12:11 PM
Like has been said, the dudes that do the real firm handshake thing are tall husky guys with micro penis.

LMAO...yea some guys got that vice grip shake like they are trying to prove their manhood with a handshake.

Other give you that limp, dead fish handshake that tells you they are soft.

you can tell alot by a handshake.

Senator C. Palantine
01-12-2009, 12:13 PM
People who write their names on here in ALL CAPITALS, have low self esteem in real life.

Basic shit, son.

SICKA
STYLE


...who else?

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 12:15 PM
Sunnywinters

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 12:15 PM
does that mean that people like iove who use no capitol letters have high self-esteem

Tage
01-12-2009, 12:16 PM
People who write their names on here in ALL CAPITALS, have low self esteem in real life.

Basic shit, son.

SICKA
STYLE


...who else?

yeah... i hate shouters... And People Who Put A Capital Letter At The Beginning Of Every Word.

Professor Poopsnagle
01-12-2009, 12:16 PM
Nah my keyboard was broken when I registered.

Longbongcilvaringz
01-12-2009, 12:17 PM
The handshake is such an annoying social custom.

Every single person i see who i went to school with now, sticks their fucking paw out for me to grapple with.

Now i find myself, shamefully, pre empting this, and initiating this pathetic male skin to skin contact battle for supremacy.

The worst thing is anticipating a strong shake, and then crushing someones limp hand, and then trying to pretend as if nothing just happened, when you both know, one of you is a faggit for whatever just happened.

Cunts.

Senator C. Palantine
01-12-2009, 12:19 PM
When a meat head shakes my hand really firmly I like to use me index finger to give their palm a little tickle.

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 12:19 PM
The handshake is such an annoying social custom.

Every single person i see who i went to school with now, sticks their fucking paw out for me to grapple with.

Now i find myself, shamefully, pre empting this, and initiating this pathetic male skin to skin contact battle for supremacy.

The worst thing is anticipating a strong shake, and then crushing someones limp hand, and then trying to pretend as if nothing just happened, when you both know, one of you is a faggit for whatever just happened.

Cunts.


pat, i noticed you have a lot of stories about interacting with other men, but never about interacting with women.

Professor Poopsnagle
01-12-2009, 12:22 PM
The worst thing is anticipating a strong shake, and then crushing someones limp hand, and then trying to pretend as if nothing just happened, when you both know, one of you is a faggit for whatever just happened.

Cunts.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

For my work I shake a lot of hands. Some times female hands some time mens hands. One time after a guy gave me an overly firm handshake, I shook his wifes hand and damn nearly broke her bones. I had to apologize because she screamed.

Cunts.

Blackula Spectacula
01-12-2009, 12:30 PM
The handshake is such an annoying social custom.

Every single person i see who i went to school with now, sticks their fucking paw out for me to grapple with.

Now i find myself, shamefully, pre empting this, and initiating this pathetic male skin to skin contact battle for supremacy.

The worst thing is anticipating a strong shake, and then crushing someones limp hand, and then trying to pretend as if nothing just happened, when you both know, one of you is a faggit for whatever just happened.

Cunts.


Now when a woman is concerned, would you shake her hand hard and firm? or would you hold her hand and gently kiss it then say "My lady tis a pleasure" ?

check two
01-12-2009, 12:31 PM
Women usually shake my penis, not my hand.

Senator C. Palantine
01-12-2009, 12:32 PM
When you see a girl friend, you give them a hug and a kiss.

Right?

people arent shaking girls hands except in an interview or something.

right?

Longbongcilvaringz
01-12-2009, 12:47 PM
Now when a woman is concerned, would you shake her hand hard and firm? or would you hold her hand and gently kiss it then say "My lady tis a pleasure" ?

Don't get me started on the awkward half hug, in conjunction with the hesitant semi face to face contact, in combination with undecided hip distance.

These are people i don't even want to look at, let alone speak to, and these bizarre customs arise, not from being well acquainted with someone, but ironically, through either disliking them, or not seeing them for a long period of time.

What is wrong with you fuckers?

Longbongcilvaringz
01-12-2009, 12:49 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

For my work I shake a lot of hands. Some times female hands some time mens hands. One time after a guy gave me an overly firm handshake, I shook his wifes hand and damn nearly broke her bones. I had to apologize because she screamed.

Cunts.

haha

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 12:54 PM
I find the white man handshake, straight from the hip is the best form of male greeting.

This whole half hug thing is getting way too carried away. It should only be used if you havent seen someone for along period of time, or if they are leaving for a while.

Or at family gatherings.

Funny thing tho, I only hug my Italian uncles. The non dagos get the white man shake.

Unless its in a business environment, I think shaking hands with women is ridiculous.

Either hug them, or just say hi...there is no in between.

Longbongcilvaringz
01-12-2009, 12:57 PM
Family is different.

I think the Larry David to Richard Lewis style pound is the best greeting.

Requires very little thought or effort.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 12:59 PM
I agree, i like the pound.

Its great for when your absolutely disgusted by the other person.

Cee Oh Vee
01-12-2009, 01:46 PM
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41228000/jpg/_41228395_thin_child_ap_203.jpg

^ wishes that egg on the t shirt was real

That's not funny, G.

...Even if this is gen chat.

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 02:01 PM
hahaha, i didn't even notice that until cee oh vee replied to it. that's funny as fuck.

beautifulrock
01-12-2009, 02:08 PM
likes

new pussy
wu tang
baseball

dislikes

old pussy
Canibus
soccer

HANZO
01-12-2009, 03:16 PM
lol the handshake convo.

the handshake is a very important, you cant be too firm or else your a faggot. you cant go into crush your opponents hand cause then your also a faggot. it takes alot of skill to have a propa handshake.

and you always give a woman a firm handshake, or you give them a hug if you dnt have the ability to be a gentlemen. or if you want you jus go straight in for the fuck.

Mumm Ra
01-12-2009, 03:29 PM
I skipped a couple pages but I didn't see mentioned the never-ending handshake. I hate that shit. A handshake is one movement up and down, not 20.
Or when they stop shaking and hold your hand & talk anyway.

Tage
01-12-2009, 03:43 PM
likes

new pussy
wu tang
baseball

dislikes

old pussy
Canibus
soccer

^you got that the wrong way around about football (not soccer)... baseball is wack.
:loser:

TSA
01-12-2009, 04:25 PM
whitetsa has the softest bitch hands in history, and i hope he reads this so that he can put in some WORK.

its like a fucking teddybear with baby flesh, gay.

I also hate shaking hands with women cause it's retarded. if you can shake heads like a man then you can get fuckin headbutted like a man.


im indifferent about the half hugs, it's whatev.

Koolish
01-12-2009, 06:17 PM
with girls you can do a variety of things

daps
hug
handshake
high five
rape

in that order

11th Chamber
01-12-2009, 08:05 PM
hug, always.

I wouldent want to squeeze to hard on a shake, cause you cant hurt her, but if you come thru with a little pussy shake she wont want to get fucked like a whore

TSA
01-12-2009, 09:43 PM
with girls you can do a variety of things

daps
hug
handshake
high five
rape

in that order
AAHHAHAHAHAHahahahaHAHAHha

rape is pretty wild.
i dont dap girls tho, just a little pussy hand touch shake when im trying to get on but just met then and a half hug if i know them.

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 11:02 PM
white people hate that there is no:

white history month
ms. white america
white award shows
white colleges

Visionz
01-12-2009, 11:07 PM
white people hate that there is no:

white history month=every month that's not Febuary
ms. white america
white award shows=every show not on WB
white colleges=Every college that's not Morehouse

let's not kid ourselvs

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 11:09 PM
lol...i think he was joking man

Visionz
01-12-2009, 11:12 PM
lol...i think he was joking man
idk but I've seen white people that are genuinely pissed about those kinds of things,

"BET!!!!?????, if I had White Entertainment Television them blacks would raise a shitstorm!"

and the conversation will take place while he's watchin a Hee-haw re-run

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 11:18 PM
eh....that arguement is so 90's

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 11:20 PM


thinks
http://www2.bc.edu/~dvoskina/noodle.jpg
is real italian pasta

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 11:24 PM
one time i had the Ramen noodle Hot and Sour flavor and it was by far the best one.

I have yet to find it since.

Visionz
01-12-2009, 11:25 PM
eh....that arguement is so 90's
judgement based on skin is always archaic bullshit

Art Vandelay
01-12-2009, 11:25 PM
one time i had the Ramen noodle Hot and Sour flavor and it was by far the best one.

I have yet to find it since.


hot & sour? your mom must have rubbed her cunt on the noodles

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 11:31 PM
judgement based on skin is always archaic bullshit

indeed.

hot & sour? your mom must have rubbed her cunt on the noodles

hurtful.

TSA
01-12-2009, 11:31 PM
yeah the BET arguement happens

white ppl are retarded and should stop thinking that black ppl decided white pride things were racist as opposed to the klu klux klan, skinheads, nazi's and the likes of em

EsEmHaych.

EAGLE EYE
01-12-2009, 11:32 PM
Im 400 more times informed than you.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-12-2009, 11:36 PM
i hate when white people kiss blonde chicks asses that are obviously less hotter than the brunettes.

check two
01-12-2009, 11:52 PM
The WB isn't a tv channel anymore, Visions.

TSA
01-13-2009, 12:00 AM
Im 400 more times informed than you.

LMAO say that shit to the Orientals faggot
G_AY53AqX0E
Pusseh.

TSA
01-13-2009, 12:02 AM
i hate when white people kiss blonde chicks asses that are obviously less hotter than the brunettes.
i see this

blondes to white ppl are like light skinned bitches to black ppl

instant ticket to getting overrated.

Art Vandelay
01-13-2009, 12:04 AM
LMAO say that shit to the Orientals faggot




orientals is a racial slur. you should call them asians.

Visionz
01-13-2009, 12:08 AM
The WB isn't a tv channel anymore, Visions.wtf they call it now? lol I don't watch much tv these days, they're playing something on 54,

check two
01-13-2009, 12:10 AM
The WB and UPN are no longer around. The CW took their place.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-13-2009, 12:11 AM
CW

Colored Whites

Bloo
01-13-2009, 12:33 AM
look who steps all up in the place n shit, whatup bloo :D

Yeah I know right? I'm up in here postin shit like these people know who I am *D

But while we on the topic of white people. Can someone tell me what their fascination with home ownership and a 401k is?

EAGLE EYE
01-13-2009, 12:36 AM
Yeah I know right? I'm up in here postin shit like these people know who I am *D

But while we on the topic of white people. Can someone tell me what their fascination with home ownership and a 401k is?




Im pretty sure every race has a fascination with those two things.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-13-2009, 12:37 AM
Land baby..its all about the land.

401k??? fuck that new age bullshit.... Stuff your saving in coffee cans and bury them in teh basement.

EAGLE EYE
01-13-2009, 12:44 AM
Seriously why would you wanna fork over your hard earned money to a slum lord and not have the freedom to do whatever you want on your OWN PROPERTY?




Who seriously doesnt want their own place?

Olive Oil Goombah
01-13-2009, 12:51 AM
well, not all property owners are slum lords.

When you rent you don't have to shell out the dough when something goes wrong with the property.

Visionz
01-13-2009, 12:52 AM
Seriously why would you wanna fork over your hard earned money to a slum lord and not have the freedom to do whatever you want on your OWN PROPERTY?




Who seriously doesnt want their own place?
real talk, the only downside is who you gotta call when shit's broken

and 401k is thinkin to the future, you're getting fucked right now if this happens to be when you're retiring but I can only wish I had money to dump into stocks right now. People are kidding themselves if they think some of these larger companies are gonna stay at $2-$3 a share forever.

EAGLE EYE
01-13-2009, 12:54 AM
When you have a fat cunt land lord who's more concerned about stuffing her face with Wendy's instead of upgrading the windows for winter..


Home living > Apartment


luckily Im helping my friend and his fiance pay their mortgage instead of a stranger..

EAGLE EYE
01-13-2009, 12:57 AM
real talk, the only downside is who you gotta call when shit's broken

and 401k is thinkin to the future, you're getting fucked right now if this happens to be when you're retiring but I can only wish I had money to dump into stocks right now. People are kidding themselves if they think some of these larger companies are gonna stay at $2-$3 a share forever.

My old job automatically enrolled me into 401k after like 600 hrs and I think I had like $30 last time I checked. Then recently fidelity sent me a letter saying i need to cash out or start paying an annual service fee?

TSA
01-13-2009, 01:01 AM
scams.

Visionz
01-13-2009, 01:01 AM
My old job automatically enrolled me into 401k after like 600 hrs and I think I had like $30 last time I checked. Then recently fidelity sent me a letter saying i need to cash out or start paying an annual service fee?you can roll that over into a new 401k if you have one at your current job

if not then you either gotta cash out (and get taxed on it) or continue to pay the fee to management your portfolio (which your job was paying for before)
and make deposits into yourself if you plan to keep investing into it.

Visionz
01-13-2009, 01:06 AM
scams.
which part? It makes you wonder if things are being artificially manipulated to drive down stock prices so that the super rich can turn into being stupid mega superduper rich. I say if you got the spare change do what you can while the goings good. I don't think sprint is going anywhere as a company and they're selling in the neighborhood of $2.50 a share. It's not unreasonable to assume that same stock hits $15 sometime in the next 10 years or so. That's the kind of nterest your savings account can't touch.

TSA
01-13-2009, 01:16 AM
well i wouldn't go with that cause they can't control stock prices realistically, its an commodity

you can drive up taco prices to 4,000,000,000 dollars but ppl won't by them, therefore you can't really manipulate price at will, and if it was 1 cent then you'd loose money defeating your entire purpose.

plus its fucking up the currency so their super richness would mean less and inturn they're not gettin richer.

the whole american finance system is a scam though, this includes insurance, 401ks, Housing (but that one came back to bite them)and oodles more.

TSA
01-13-2009, 01:18 AM
add banks, credit cards and easy checking(duh) to that list as well

Visionz
01-13-2009, 01:27 AM
well i wouldn't go with that cause they can't control stock prices realistically, its an commodity

you can drive up taco prices to 4,000,000,000 dollars but ppl won't by them, therefore you can't really manipulate price at will, and if it was 1 cent then you'd loose money defeating your entire purpose.

plus its fucking up the currency so their super richness would mean less and inturn they're not gettin richer.

the whole american finance system is a scam though, this includes insurance, 401ks, Housing (but that one came back to bite them)and oodles more.
commodity pricing can and IS manipulated, it may not occur in all sectors of the economy but it does happen. As an example, the demand for oil has not significantly increased on a global scale in the last year and a half. The buying in the futures market of oil, however, has increased dramatically.


but if it is all a scam (which at the very intial basis of it all REALLY, REALLY IS) then one's only choice is to get good with the scamming for calling and ignoring that it is in fact a scam will do nothing to make it go away.

TSA
01-13-2009, 01:31 AM
cause the demand is EXPECTED to go up and therefore gives the futures price leeway to do so. Oil also has a constant demand, you can do whatever teh fuck you want with it

you second point is valid, my strategy is to live in nigeria where if you buy a house you actually own it for real.

Visionz
01-13-2009, 01:38 AM
cause the demand is EXPECTED to go up and therefore gives the futures price leeway to do so. Oil also has a constant demand, you can do whatever teh fuck you want with it

you second point is valid, my strategy is to live in nigeria where if you buy a house you actually own it for real.wild speculation on your first point. There's only so much foresight you can have into the future and nothing in the foreseeable future is going to drive the demand of oil up as much as the price of oil would leave anyone to believe. Supply and demand are supposed to work together in the free market but the reverse is happening. On the same day that the price of oil took it's hugest jump in price there was a report from whatever agency that handles that kinda of thing that the future demand for oil would actually go down.

In short, market manipulation.

NIGHT MAYOR
01-13-2009, 01:48 AM
i hate cats.

Visionz
01-13-2009, 01:54 AM
i hate cats.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/olivus/IMG_3584.jpg

my cat just called you a pussy

NIGHT MAYOR
01-13-2009, 02:11 AM
...........for real ? fuckin thing, remind me to kick it.

Visionz
01-13-2009, 02:18 AM
...........for real ? fuckin thing, remind me to kick it.not that ninja man :lmao:


.........he's like the real-life cat version of you in halo

NIGHT MAYOR
01-13-2009, 02:24 AM
hahahaha! *steps back n shit*

my dog said "want some weed ?"

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b222/fredymech/Image101-1.jpg

Visionz
01-13-2009, 02:27 AM
hahahaha! *steps back n shit*

my dog said "want some weed ?"
http://southportbooze.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/dogs-playing-poker-1.jpg
he saw me eying it huh

Olive Oil Goombah
01-13-2009, 11:43 AM
When you have a fat cunt land lord who's more concerned about stuffing her face with Wendy's instead of upgrading the windows for winter..




its called escrow

Longbongcilvaringz
01-13-2009, 11:49 AM
i hate when white people kiss blonde chicks asses that are obviously less hotter than the brunettes.

Yeah, i never got that either.

Most chicks with dyed blonde hair, would look better with their natural colour me thinks.

Longbongcilvaringz
01-13-2009, 11:52 AM
I replied to the last page, and just reading this page, i was thinking of putting my semi educated two cents about shares and oil.

But i really can't be bothered now that i start to think about it.

Negative stereotype about white people : they like thinking.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-13-2009, 11:56 AM
Yeah, i never got that either.

Most chicks with dyed blonde hair, would look better with their natural colour me thinks.


indeed

Senator C. Palantine
01-13-2009, 11:58 AM
Brunettes > Blondes

Longbongcilvaringz
01-13-2009, 12:48 PM
What is a 401k by the way?

Visionz
01-13-2009, 12:52 PM
What is a 401k by the way?
basically people investing and managing a diversified portfolio with your money in some cases they match your contributions (up to a certain point)

Longbongcilvaringz
01-13-2009, 12:55 PM
Oh, we have Superannuation here.

Everyone has it, your employer contributes an an amount of money to it (can't remember the percentage right now actually.)

It doesn't come out of your pay though, it is just added to the fund as a percentage of your pay.

You can't draw upon it until you are 65 from memory.

Currently, of course, superannuation funds are in terrible shape.

Art Vandelay
01-13-2009, 05:25 PM
Land baby..its all about the land.

401k??? fuck that new age bullshit.... Stuff your saving in coffee cans and bury them in teh basement.


spoken like a true daygo. daygo's always hide their money in the basement, in the ceiling, in a potted plant. if you ever rob a daygo's house, look in the basement for their canned food. the one with the money in it is the back row 3rd from the left. grab the wrong one, and you are going home with tomato paste.

Art Vandelay
01-13-2009, 05:29 PM
basically people investing and managing a diversified portfolio with your money in some cases they match your contributions (up to a certain point)


you got to diversify your bonds, nigga!

ilzPotent
01-13-2009, 05:30 PM
Oh, we have Superannuation here.

Everyone has it, your employer contributes an an amount of money to it (can't remember the percentage right now actually.)

It doesn't come out of your pay though, it is just added to the fund as a percentage of your pay.

You can't draw upon it until you are 65 from memory.

Currently, of course, superannuation funds are in terrible shape.



So are the 401 Ks. Some people have invested over 10 + years and lost it all from all these companies going under over here. Enron was thievery but Bear Sterns was just a shame. They did their employees filthy.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-13-2009, 08:04 PM
spoken like a true daygo. daygo's always hide their money in the basement, in the ceiling, in a potted plant. if you ever rob a daygo's house, look in the basement for their canned food. the one with the money in it is the back row 3rd from the left. grab the wrong one, and you are going home with tomato paste.

True. Using this knowledge I robbed Arts parents house.............









































............broke as Pittsburgh wops.

http://coins.thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/pennies-in-a-coffee-can-rolled-coins-thumb-395x296.jpg

Art Vandelay
01-13-2009, 08:25 PM
Tooch's dad

http://sixers4guidos.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/abbronzatura.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
01-13-2009, 08:27 PM
hahahahaha!!

Art Vandelay
01-13-2009, 08:35 PM
tooch, you laughing cause your dad looks like that?

Olive Oil Goombah
01-13-2009, 08:37 PM
actually, my dad looks nothing like that....i was laughing at his Jesus piece. Plus that guy looks more Arabic or Greek.

Art Vandelay
01-13-2009, 08:40 PM
greeks and italians have the same physical appearance except for greek's have wider assholes.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-13-2009, 08:44 PM
Nah...greeks look different. ANd as hairy as Italians can be, they got nothing on the Greeks. Greeks also have brillo pad like hair.

check two
01-13-2009, 08:47 PM
I knew an Italian girl on Sixth St. who people would call Louey Chewbaca.

Art Vandelay
01-13-2009, 08:48 PM
do they even have 6 streets in east strousburg or wherever you live?

check two
01-13-2009, 08:49 PM
What da fuck is an East Strousburg?

Olive Oil Goombah
01-13-2009, 08:49 PM
Vanya on 42nd Street

Olive Oil Goombah
01-13-2009, 08:51 PM
Does Philly think its better than the rest of Penn.?? Cuz they should.

check two
01-13-2009, 08:54 PM
I'm near Philly, Allentown, and Reading, PA. All three are known as some of the most grimey places around. I keep it grimey 25/7.

Art Vandelay
01-13-2009, 09:01 PM


lol, his town is so small he won't even name it because there's only 4 people there, you'd be able to find him easy

edit: he's near 3 towns that are grimey. but he never said his shit was grimey. didn't know that living near grimey places was gangsta?

Olive Oil Goombah
01-13-2009, 09:02 PM
he's from Wilkes-Barre

Art Vandelay
01-13-2009, 09:05 PM
oh, wilkes-barre. isn't that where people go... oh wait, people don't go there. nevermind.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-13-2009, 09:10 PM
im playin...he's the Sham-wow guy.

check two
01-13-2009, 09:19 PM
lol at the discussion.