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SL33
01-12-2009, 10:01 AM
A few New York n****z, had did her in the park''

"I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death"

''life's a bitch, but God-forbid the bitch divorce me''



add on if u like :) :) :) :)

JerseyIronman
01-12-2009, 10:44 AM
"Its the R-A-Double P-E-R N-O-Y-D Niggaaz cant FUCK wit me"

“Streets disciple, my raps are trifle/ I shoot slugs from my brain just like a rifle”

"we eat fish, tossed salads and sing rap ballads"

JerseyIronman
01-12-2009, 10:45 AM
"soon to be at Caesar's palace eatin salads"

ya

Tage
01-12-2009, 10:54 AM
"in the middle of nowhere like the letter h"

stashlova
01-12-2009, 11:01 AM
I got the heart of 3 men. My pulse is 365 bpm."

Welcome back Cotter Im playin I give a job to the mayor, my flow is hard to compare like martial arts in the air. We get lost in a Leer, bitch lickin balls in a chair, get nut involved in her hair, bitch Im a dog and i swear...

My family the Manson's, my bitch is the Blair Witch. I'll piss her off where ya campin....

All Redman btw. One of the best ever

Ghost In The 'Lac
01-12-2009, 11:21 AM
The idea of coming up with answers to this thread has overloaded my brain so instead im gonna just post funny ones



biggie smalls is the wickeest, u say im a pussy? i dare u to try to stick ur dick in this

I'll stick my dick in you ear, and fuck what you heard

I get outta line like blind kids with colouring books and crayons

Tell ya what they sip in my circle: Samuel Jackson, Oprah Winfrey, Whoopi Goldberg-'The Color Purple'

wayne, chillin like a scarecrow, lookin for some brain

SL33
01-12-2009, 11:22 AM
biggie smalls is the wickeest, u say im a pussy? i dare u to try to stick ur dick in this




now that's ill :)

claaa7
01-12-2009, 11:36 AM
"I'm waving automatic guns at nuns" (Nas)

"When I was twelve i went to hell for snuffin' jesus" (Nas)

"I'm on some Wu-Tang shit, so protect your fucking neck nigga" (Lord Finesse)

"Even on a paris-wheel you still couldn't fuck around" (Lord Finesse)

"We like rebel niggaz powdered up, wildin' in the streets of liberia" (Ghostface)

"My hood vote for Oprah, Obama... and Eric B" (Ghostface)

...etc, etc.

Suga Duga
01-12-2009, 11:38 AM
I drop unexpectedly like bird shit

b-dolo
01-12-2009, 12:39 PM
Was I sent for the sinners that never repent
Or just another thug bent trying to pay for his rent
Days in contempt I see how ya'll amazed in suspense

Life change once you establish the right game
Love the night rain, found a new way to fight pain
Clocks never stop, It's all a race to the top
Tryin' to freeze time, that's why I ice the face of my watch

All alone in this wilderness
Who can figure life as ill as this.
My vision's blurred from guerilla's mist

AZ

claaa7
01-12-2009, 12:40 PM
^^ that's hardly a one-liner, lol..

Crack Killz
01-12-2009, 01:30 PM
I'm dope with no label
Punchlines like I'm mad at the coke on the table
- Copywrite

Rame
01-12-2009, 02:24 PM
''Fuck Robin and Batman/I'm robbin' with a bat man'' (Rock of Heltah Skeltah)

THE MASON
01-12-2009, 02:38 PM
"the more weed smoke i puff, the more dangerrr-ous"

DR. NICK RIVIERA
01-12-2009, 02:39 PM
slappin babies at they christenin'

Ghost In The 'Lac
01-12-2009, 02:58 PM
''Fuck Robin and Batman/I'm robbin' with a bat man'' (Rock of Heltah Skeltah)

wack


I drop unexpectedly like bird shit

even wacker

Seriously, , I find it hilarious that the people who hate lil wayne so much, when asked what the best rap lines are, come out with these shockingly bad examples as their choices.

Says alot.

Tage
01-12-2009, 03:13 PM
I'm dope with no label
Punchlines like I'm mad at the coke on the table
- Copywrite

^yeah thats who i posted mine from... c-dub has punchlines for days...


"Throw me a guest-spot, your hired an arsonist...
Who came to put out more heat than the fire department"
Copywrite

Tage
01-12-2009, 03:16 PM
more copywrite...

"but im not in the mile high club so i dont give a flying fuck"

"only matrix i know is hoes after april"

"if you a G, your as slient as the one infront of gnome"

"you wanna rip together, yall can share the same headstone"

"superfly from the booth like clark kent"

"the vets i roll with will put your doggs to sleep"

"i didnt even light this spliff yet, and already my eyes are bloodshot like a crip set"

"I rock for ever, leaving your train of thought off track like an acapella"

"you never dropped science in your life, except in your freshman year"

"ya'll be fakin jacks like nicholson impersinators"

"so bring your nine man crew, after I chew you, they'll be eight"

"it took awhile to drop the phat shit, sorry about the weight"

Rame
01-12-2009, 03:23 PM
wack




even wacker

Seriously, , I find it hilarious that the people who hate lil wayne so much, when asked what the best rap lines are, come out with these shockingly bad examples as their choices.

Says alot.


It doesn't say the ''best'' or ''most lyrical'' oneliners.

This was the first one that came to mind and I happen to like it.

Keep listening to Lollipop or Pop Bottles, then I'll keep listening to Gunz N Onez.

Guarded By Martyrs
01-12-2009, 03:35 PM
"I'm The Curse, Two Dead Lee Like Brandon And Bruce"

Shogah
01-12-2009, 03:56 PM
I'll stick my dick in you ear, and fuck what you heard


Now this is some ill shit! (biggie i guess)


No remorse for the beasts that's lost in the streets,
so pistol whip a priest for a crosspiece...

Senator C. Palantine
01-12-2009, 04:06 PM
Batman can't walk through my hood, it's no love
Tash'll jack him for his cape and sport that shit to the club

Ghost In The 'Lac
01-12-2009, 04:09 PM
It doesn't say the ''best'' or ''most lyrical'' oneliners.

This was the first one that came to mind and I happen to like it.

Keep listening to Lollipop or Pop Bottles, then I'll keep listening to Gunz N Onez.

Either way flannel, it was still wack.

Because you have wack taste.

bng.

Monkdude
01-12-2009, 04:13 PM
hallelujah holla back, hollow points leave you headless like that sleepy hollow cat

Rame
01-12-2009, 04:16 PM
Either way flannel, it was still wack.

Because you have wack taste.

bng.

You don't even know my taste.

Keep trying.

Ghost In The 'Lac
01-12-2009, 04:18 PM
^haha the line was so wack.

Youre the robin to my batman.

Rame
01-12-2009, 04:24 PM
Keep changing the subject.

Ghost In The 'Lac
01-12-2009, 04:28 PM
Im not, thats what youre doing douche, ive kept the same subject the whole time, the line was wack

the line was wack.



here u go Rama, ill give you a proper example of the type of line you were trying to think of:

Dice Raw and Black, fuck the internet, Buy a baseball bat, break a bootlegger leg

SL33
01-12-2009, 04:29 PM
here, take this raincoat and practise safe sex

Paranoid
01-12-2009, 04:29 PM
picture bloodbaths and elevator shafts, like these murderous rhymes tight from genuine craft

Rame
01-12-2009, 05:01 PM
Dice Raw and Black, fuck the internet, Buy a baseball bat, break a bootlegger leg

That's nothing special.

Tyler Durden
01-12-2009, 05:02 PM
I’m tryin to bring the sexy back like Timberland and Timberlake

JerseyIronman
01-12-2009, 05:07 PM
"Dealin in my cypher I revolve around sciences"

"I got that venom rhyme like Sprite got lemon lime "

"Nas is menage a trois' on Mount Aire lodges"

Mount Aire Lodge is a mountain resort located in north eastern Pennsylvannia, they used to have commercials on the TV and radio all the time: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Airy_Lodge

SickT
01-12-2009, 05:17 PM
"I Go in Your Hood and Get Love, You Go in Your Hood and Get Mugged"
- Rock

"Fuck a Benz, I Can Pull Skinz on a Pedal Bike"
- Big L

"Bitch I Fucked Yo Friend, Yeah You Stank Ho"
- Ghostface Killah

Sean
01-12-2009, 05:23 PM
I like Big L's punchlines, they sound simple but they're usually pretty funny and clever

"And you can ask Beavis, I get nothin Butt-Head"
"I knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bankrupt"
"I pulled up in the lincoln, left him stinkin, put his brains on the streets so you can see what he was just thinkin"

Guarded By Martyrs
01-12-2009, 05:44 PM
"Appears More Clear In It's Simplest Form
Nobody Sees Tears When Your Standing In The Storm"

*

"Something Lethal Earth's Like Resident Evil
Knock Your 20-20 Vision To 0-0"

djskillz
01-12-2009, 05:44 PM
"Yo, psychotic schizophrenic, hallucinigetic
Manic depresive, manage to grab the weapon and wet shit" - Sean Price

swizz-chef
01-12-2009, 06:10 PM
You remind me on school on a sunday, no class.

redman.

Shogah
01-12-2009, 06:23 PM
Express the faith of Abraham, about to slay Isaac.....

-Rza

YungSunny
01-12-2009, 07:46 PM
now that's ill :)

Man if someone else said that, niggas would it's gay.

11th Chamber
01-12-2009, 07:50 PM
"My girlfriend had a miscarraige..I had to eat it.."

sdeblasi
01-12-2009, 08:07 PM
"You got a hole in you and you bleedin, so it's not like im just callin you pussy for no reason" (Jadakiss)

"I got styles you cant copy bitch, its the triple-six in the mix, straight from H-E-Double hockey sticks" (big L)

"Everybody wanna be like Mike, but Mike wanna be like L" (big L)

"I love pussy, but never the bitch that it's attached to" (jus allah)

"You lack the minerals and the vitamins, irons and the niacin
Fuck who that I offend, rappers sit back i'm bout to begin" (O.C)

"Suger-frosted sorcerous bitches get exhausted, pussy lips be drippin, like leaky fauctes" (Rza)

"I'm not a warrior or Bavarian type of nigga
I'm just quick to smoke your family then fuck your sister" (Redman)

Ritter
01-12-2009, 08:13 PM
I'll stick my dick in you ear, and fuck what you heard

This is what I wanted to post, but here's another one:

"I rip it, hardcore like porno flick bitches."

and another one:

"I like the way it went down and alla that, in fact
It mean a lot cuz you can't bring it back, remember that".

oh and another one:

"I'm the illest n***a alive, watch me prove it
I snatch your crown with your head still attached to it".

swizz-chef
01-12-2009, 08:25 PM
"I ain't playin' no more, i'ma bringt it to your ass RAW,
i flipped the word around, nigga this means WAR!"

O.C.

NIKLZ
01-12-2009, 08:27 PM
"I'll rip ya fuckin skin off, just to get on ya nerves!"-Canibus

"I don't give a fuck like I'm celibate!"-Benefit

"Don't make me trip, make me flip! be so much BLOODshed you'd think I'm CRIP!"-Sticky Fingaz

Monkdude
01-12-2009, 08:47 PM
shizzah you got that line wrong, i know lil dap says it but i cant place my mind on the track... anyway im sure the line is "i got the la la for that" not "alla for that" whatever the fuck that means.

Monkdude
01-12-2009, 08:50 PM
in fact i dont even know what youre doing posting that line, group home was premier with 2 wack MCs over his best work really, why are you posting quotables that you dont even understand?

swizz-chef
01-13-2009, 06:08 AM
Free Murda dick longer than the O.J. trial
Have your bitch backstage with the Colgate smile

!!!!

Ritter
01-13-2009, 06:09 AM
shizzah you got that line wrong, i know lil dap says it but i cant place my mind on the track... anyway im sure the line is "i got the la la for that" not "alla for that" whatever the fuck that means.

in fact i dont even know what youre doing posting that line, group home was premier with 2 wack MCs over his best work really, why are you posting quotables that you dont even understand?

What? That's a Rakim line, from Remember That... And I am pretty certain he says "I like the way it went down and alla that" (as in all of that). And I liked that line because it holds certain emotion and attitude in the last few words. He flipped it.

Afficial_Nastee
01-13-2009, 07:33 AM
Nas - Life's a bitch

I changed my motto, instead of sayin' fuck tomorrow , that buck that bought the lotto could've struck the lotto

Swifty Mc Vay - Rap Game

I'm a disrupted nigga, you made me crazy, you shoulda slayed me as a baby , behavin' shadier than Wes Craven

Gangsta Dresta - Ole School Shit

I hope I'm in the casket face down , so all you muthafuckaz can kiss my ass now

Sticky Fingaz at the end of Betta Of Dead :

Pleaaaaaaaaaaase somebody kill me before I put two in my own head!!!!

Shogah
01-13-2009, 08:08 AM
I spit on your grave, then i grab my Charles Dickens


Guns salute life rapidly, that's the ritual

Afficial_Nastee
01-13-2009, 09:50 AM
"My girlfriend had a miscarraige..I had to eat it.."

LOL!!!!
Everytime I hear that line I just be laughin' my ass off....

THE MASON
01-13-2009, 10:38 AM
"i get more pussy by accident then most niggas get on purpose"

"Im out to collect figures, im on some wutang shit"

"Some ask me how im gettin jewels, i tell em BIG UP, BIG UP, STICK UP, STICK UP, i stick and move"

NAKHI the SOLORIAN
01-13-2009, 10:44 AM
C Rayz Walz whole catalog............

Thirstin Howl III whole catalog.........

those guys go hard!

JerseyIronman
01-13-2009, 11:37 AM
"Creep through your block, fuck a glock, I step / Through your neighborhood armed with nothing but a rep" - Jay-Z



"Fuck battlin' cats / I'm Jim Abbottin' cats
Which means I'm single handedly embarassin' cats" -7L & Esoteric

Jim Abbott was a pitcher with only 1 hand who pitched a perfect game. That is ill.

swizz-chef
01-13-2009, 12:48 PM
The Game

"It's like a full time job not to pull out the steel and shove it in your grill"

"Stunt on me i'll leave ya witcha chest open, vest broken, hop in the Lo-Lo with tha Tec smokin'"

Nas

"Niggas don't want beef, they vegetarian"

11th Chamber
01-13-2009, 12:53 PM
"Take out my Vibe on his Ward, he pull out butter knives" - The Game


Dissing Buck

Great play on words if you fully get it

swizz-chef
01-13-2009, 12:54 PM
well, the game has a lot nice one liners...

NAKHI the SOLORIAN
01-13-2009, 01:10 PM
"bahamadi regulates a flow like chicks on birth control pills"

Bahamadia

THE MASON
01-13-2009, 06:10 PM
"Its over when im Sober, imagine when im drinkin"

"We dont jack for cars we jack for aircraft carriers"

"If you got nine lives ill take 8 off of your hands right now"

"me an' mr. cheeks, A+ and Funk doctor, hoppin out the Huey helicopter to Suey chop ya"

All lines from Beasts From The East off Love, Peace and Nappiness

Ritter
01-13-2009, 06:46 PM
A couple of Shad lines:

"Know who the staff you roll with is
Your staff can turn to snakes like Moses' "

"Our vision for the future cant fade or go black
Like some Kodak pictures at night with no flash"

"I could decrease the skill factor and still make you feel whacker"

"While I breed quality music getting quality spins
They stay 2nd rate Chingy's at the Quality Inn"

Ghost In The 'Lac
01-13-2009, 07:14 PM
and laced back up, 2 G's, one for stitches
then reconstruct your face and learn how to speak again

Who Shot Ya? You'd probably scream louder than an opera

There's a war goin on outside, no man is safe from

I got you stuck off the realness, we be the infamous

rock you in your face, stab your brain wit' your nosebone

SL33
01-14-2009, 06:28 AM
I got you stuck off the realness, we be the infamous



i was about to type this too.

KBOS
01-14-2009, 07:31 AM
common - "I once met a girl who dreamt of acting in plays - demonstration wit her man had her trapt ina maze"

Guarded By Martyrs
01-14-2009, 01:10 PM
"I Only Rise...When It's Time For Me To Fuck Or Get High
Or When My 9th Life Dies And I'm Up In The Skies"

--Jus Allah


"The Ill Squadron...Peel Shots You Can't See Us...
The Holy Ghost Leave Your Kids Fatherless Like Jesus"

--Bomshot


"Bucket Of Piss Sweep Down The Deck, Those Who Disrespect
Will Catch Thorns Growing In Their Neck Intercept Death = Gillette"

--Holocaust


"You Pushed My Button So Here Comes The Nuclear-Man...
A Wolf In Sheep's Clothes Sheppard Of Lucifers Lambs"

--Slaine

oldie
01-14-2009, 01:15 PM
"i got a shotty by the shower incase u wanna shoot me while im shittin"

or however it goes....

Ritter
01-14-2009, 01:36 PM
"I smoke a fat pound of grass, and fall on my ass faster than a fat bitch that sat down too fast"

There's really a shitload of Eminem's lines that deserve to be in this thread, but I love the way he delivers this one.

sakk
01-14-2009, 01:51 PM
with the 3rd pick i make the earth sick
mj , him j, fadeaway, perfect

yea u shinin but the only thing u leavin out
youre a candle in the sun that shit dont even out

http://boboleechronicles.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/jay-z_the_roc.jpg

Crack Killz
01-14-2009, 06:18 PM
When my tape hit's the black community
Niggas will put the crack down and start using me
- MC Juice

11th Chamber
01-14-2009, 10:04 PM
"Picture me inside a jail cell rotting
Or barricaded in a motel with 12 shotguns"

Ritter
01-15-2009, 05:53 AM
I use a 12 gage to spread your ribcage like AIDS in the community of gays

SL33
01-15-2009, 05:57 AM
''once u heard Wu, outta the blue, your family's from Shaolin''



http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/81/Crown_of_Italy.svg/490px-

famenchuan
01-15-2009, 06:13 PM
Niggaz said, "Carlton youse a ill motherfucker"
Cause I made it look like they both killed each other

Shogah
01-15-2009, 07:04 PM
^ pure dopeness

Fuck lookin cute, i'm strictly timb boots and army certified suits...

sakk
01-15-2009, 08:10 PM
Niggaz said, "Carlton youse a ill motherfucker"
Cause I made it look like they both killed each other


def a classic line

Guarded By Martyrs
01-15-2009, 09:37 PM
"I'm Way Beyond The Hating Stage
Make You Fucking Bath In Rage With Blades With Someone Gay With Aids"

THE MASON
01-15-2009, 11:17 PM
Switchin speeds like Bruce Lee ridin up Fuji in a movie

Oooh cool, smooth like two blue suede shoes

I'm like RRRAHHH RRRAHHHH, like I had cerebral palsy

Redmans got mad oneliners, hes one of the illest emcees to bless the game

Guarded By Martyrs
01-15-2009, 11:22 PM
"They Pray 4 Times A Day They Pray 5...
Who Ways Are Strange When It's Time To Survive ?"

THE MASON
01-15-2009, 11:25 PM
^ ill Doom line

"some will go of they own free wil to die, some take you with them when they blow sky high"

love that track

Guarded By Martyrs
01-15-2009, 11:27 PM
"Go Ahead And Hide Your Secrets What You Gone Do ?
When Your Casket Drops They'll Have Plenty Of Dirt To Dig Up On You"

--Celph Titled

Crack Killz
01-15-2009, 11:31 PM
They wanna know why, I'm so fly
A girl asked me for a ring and I put one around her whole eye
- Big L

Guarded By Martyrs
01-15-2009, 11:37 PM
"I Told Them Brother, Run-Up Body Slam Like Hulk Hogan BROTHER !!!!"

*

"I Ain't Great Yet But I'm Passed My Prime, I'm Fucking With You Just To Pass The Time"

*

"Eye 4 Eyer - I'm Too Dark For You Too See Bad-Ass B.A. Baracus Without The Jewelery"

--Reef The Lost Cauze

THE MASON
01-15-2009, 11:39 PM
"97% of our presidents were masons, responsible for launrding trillion of dollars from the nation, for the construction of underground military installations"

Crack Killz
01-16-2009, 12:41 AM
It's mandatory, see that pussy? they hand it to me
I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story
- Nas

You aint never live this life, you're just playing a part
This is a art, I don't write - I re-site from the heart
- Tragedy Khadafi

SL33
01-16-2009, 06:29 AM
''The grim reeper, so much work he got a beeper'' -noreaga

Wu-tang Fan
01-16-2009, 10:59 AM
"Ripped the phones out the walls in Rikers"

swizz-chef
01-16-2009, 11:40 AM
Switchin speeds like Bruce Lee ridin up Fuji in a movie

after so many years it still makes me laugh everytime..^^

redman is the shit..mad underrated.

SL33
01-16-2009, 12:40 PM
''My son move like the toad, get drunk, speak in codes''---Rae

Shogah
01-16-2009, 02:37 PM
Charged by the system for murderin the rhytm!

I can't rap anymore, i've just murdered the alphabet

THE MASON
01-16-2009, 02:44 PM
Im the bastard the total package, like Lex Luthor pull with metal jacket, making manuvuer thru the slum

Ghost In The 'Lac
01-16-2009, 02:58 PM
sippin sake on a suzuki we in a osaka bay


You got pets me too mines are dead,Doggy
or fox, minks, gators that's necessary
Accessories my closet's pet cemetery

THE MASON
01-16-2009, 03:08 PM
"Lethal injection.. Haseem Rahqman.. BONG!!!, heavy weight blowsd to the mid section" - 9th Prince

"word power can plow threw acres of cornfield, cut like warm steel perform illllll" -J5

"Im so funky even rock n roll heads bump me" - Jeru

"of course the force rip of your mug like dum dums,so go ahead and act dumb, i use my mic like a magnum, and send you back came from" - Jeru

Guarded By Martyrs
01-16-2009, 04:26 PM
"Black Kid Creep Between Walls Like An Arachnid"

--Holocaust

THE MASON
01-16-2009, 04:30 PM
"Murder you while im kneeling.....Wheres Warcloud? I heard he sleeps on the ceiling"

"It took 30 horses to drag his body for real... where i left his carcass there became a hill, in Warcloud country those hills are everywhere

11th Chamber
01-16-2009, 04:54 PM
"Razorblade stashed inside the Bible, storm thru the church like the Madman on arrival" - 9th Prince


"Move the H on our block, in front of H&R Block" - Killa Cam

Dirty Knowledge
01-16-2009, 07:57 PM
I have my whole team cuttin ya neck
Like we on the road to the final four and we cuttin tha net

GhettoGnom
01-17-2009, 04:27 AM
"If there's food in the house, I'm glued to the couch"
- Chords

SL33
01-17-2009, 01:39 PM
And raid more spots than Spays and NARCS iron heart like Tony Starks

Wu-tang Fan
01-18-2009, 05:15 AM
"Swin suit mammal handle"

claaa7
01-18-2009, 06:46 AM
"Went from welfare to Bel Air and hell yeah I hold heat - with a license to kill like police"
(A.G. after beating a murder charge)

White N Dangerous
01-18-2009, 07:18 AM
"I never get Cold Feet when i Hold Heat"
Big L

Shogah
01-18-2009, 02:27 PM
I drink my sugar with coffe and cream...
-Beastie Boys

Your facts are backwards....
-Nas

THE W
01-18-2009, 02:37 PM
"in a room full of crackers i might cut the cheese"

TheMostBeautifullest
01-18-2009, 03:52 PM
"I show more blind rage than Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles wrestling in a steel cage"

Chino XL

Dirty Knowledge
01-18-2009, 03:56 PM
I walk around with a knife in my back
Talk about a bad day I lived a life that that

Guarded By Martyrs
01-18-2009, 04:00 PM
"Gettin Used To Being Crazy...
Is A Double Jointed Female Doctor Bent Over Delivering Her Own Baby"

--Chino XL


"Harsh Realities Of Life Hit Me After I Smoke"

--Nas


"I Paint Flows With The Feathers From The Wings Of Angels"

--Killah Priest


"My Mathematical Data...Travels Far Beyond The Stars Of William Shatner"

--RZArecta

SL33
01-18-2009, 04:57 PM
Ain't nobody kicking the rhymes like these---Puff Daddy

lol lol lol lol

Shogah
01-18-2009, 05:02 PM
My presence is like that of a christian,
With ammunition, puttin states under submission
-Az

Ritter
01-18-2009, 05:18 PM
I'm young black and famous with money hangin out my anus

(or whatever that fuckin line is)

St8Amind
01-19-2009, 12:49 AM
"I roll L's so good you think I'm Spanish."

"Stay one step above you like a pharmacist."

MANY MANY MANY others! These just in my head right now.

THE W
01-19-2009, 08:54 AM
"they want some free CDs im like "CDs nuts""

THE MASON
01-19-2009, 09:13 AM
so they say, i pray theres a better way. my kids dont do as i do, they do as i say cuz DADDY DONT PLAY

THE MASON
01-19-2009, 11:44 AM
those unaware would not knowledge the square, i linger in the air like smoke when but im there

many entertain with the chance to bust but its only with the GODS i trust do i PUFF

BIG D O
01-19-2009, 06:35 PM
"even if I stuttered I'd still sh-sh-shit on you"

-Pun


"All the kids in the ghetto call me don Cartegena, k-k-kickin ass as I blast off heat, and ya neva see me talk to police..."

-Fat Joe


"Ain't nuthin around here but drug addiction and niggas that's anti-love livin'"

-Kool G Rap


"Standin posed in front of cameras with my gold and silk pajamas on"

-Cuban Link

Guarded By Martyrs
01-20-2009, 03:50 AM
"I've Got Time To Kill When I'm Pissed Off...Wearing An Uzi For A Wristwatch"

Senator C. Palantine
01-20-2009, 05:10 AM
Knock you on your head wonder where your days went

Durag
01-20-2009, 05:14 AM
"I aint an X-Box so why you niggaz try to play me"

Jeezy dropping knowledge

2Bladez
01-20-2009, 07:27 AM
I took a kid and cut off his eyelid,
Kill him slow so he could see what I did,
And if he don't understand what I said,
I'm pushing his eyeballs way to the back of his head

from Rakim's second verse of The Punisher

2Bladez
01-20-2009, 07:32 AM
Let me tell you dudes what i do to protect This
I shoot at you actors like movie Directors

Jay Z - Public Service Announcement

famenchuan
01-20-2009, 08:22 AM
Catch me if you can like the ginger bread man
You better have your gat in hand
'Cause man



love the way this shit sounds

THE MASON
01-20-2009, 10:19 AM
"Go ahead and grip glocks, ill snap ya trigga finger in six spots"

"beneath the surface, im over heating ya recieva circuits, by unleashing deeper versus, then free speakin churches"

"fist fuckin a pussies face holden a hand grenade"

SL33
01-20-2009, 10:47 AM
on anything that rza throws ironman's invincible

Senator C. Palantine
01-20-2009, 10:54 AM
on anything that rza throws ironman's invincible

i thought it was 'invisible'?

SL33
01-20-2009, 12:37 PM
i thought it was 'invisible'?

i'm pretty sure it's invincible, could be wrong though

THE MASON
01-20-2009, 04:23 PM
the rotwiler my glock holla fuck cocaine killa, i sniff gunpowda

SL33
01-21-2009, 07:30 PM
''my name rings the bells from caymans to bronx''---scoob

Twiztid-Wutang
01-22-2009, 02:56 PM
''I dont speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheet, Im not a real person Imma ghost trapped in a beat''

Eminem

Nuff said

St8Amind
01-22-2009, 03:10 PM
dont make enough bread to soak up all ya liquor

NY_Mami
01-22-2009, 06:09 PM
Jumped out the Lincoln, left him stinkin, put his brains on the street, now you can see what he was just thinkin'....... (Big L)

The Smooth Criminal of beat breaks, never put me in ya box if ya shit eats tapes....... (Nas)

Comin' outta Q-B, pushin' the infinity, you ask can I rip it constantly, mentally, definately........ (Big Noyd)

Livin' in this hell hole, a place that I call home, protect my dough wit' nines, aint nobody takin' mines, it's the high price tryna live a full life...... (Havoc)

I rip it hardcore like porno flick bitches, I roll wit' groups of ghetto bastards wit' biscuits..... (Deck)

Full Moons make me howl like a wolf out of breath....... (Ghost)

Ya reign on top was short like leprechauns......... (B.I.G)

DJ Ponderosa
01-22-2009, 07:59 PM
nigga please, like short sleeves I bear arms

baritone
01-22-2009, 08:14 PM
cherish everyday like it's a gift, thats why they call it the present- pap

when i die, my seed'll be ill like me- ghost

St8Amind
01-22-2009, 10:28 PM
cherish everyday like it's a gift, thats why they call it the present- pap

when i die, my seed'll be ill like me- ghost

Reminds me of one of my favorite one liners "Every Day is like my birthday, Im mad gifted..."

Guarded By Martyrs
01-22-2009, 10:44 PM
"All For Love Is Evil Backwards"

--Holocaust


"Dissapointed At My Dentist Appointment...
He Only Gave Me The Fucking Gas For 30 Minutes This Morning"

--Eminem


"They Say I'm Too Hitchcockian...
When I Spit About The Projects We In, I'm Jesus Resurrected In A Drop-Top BM"

--Killah Priest


"From Total Strangers To Best Friends-To Best Friends To Brothers-From Brothers
To Never Calling Him Again"

--Killah Priest

MAYOR QUIMBY
01-22-2009, 10:50 PM
"My Obtuse will Blast you, Harrass You and Autograph you with a Bullet wound for a Tattoo."


"If i ever give you the finger, it'll be behind the trigga Nigger!"


"When i'm around another MC i don't know how to behave
I feel like a metal plate in a microwave."


"You Garbage and ya Rhymes Borin, So keep standin on tha Corner, the Trash man will Collect you in tha Mornin."


"MCs run away when i kick it,
They act so chicken they should come with a large drink and a biscuit."


"I grab the mic and push niggas to the left so fast their hearts end up on the right side of their chest"


"Go to the store, grab my CD without tongs or gloves and see if it don't barbecue your palms and arms"


ALL CANIBUS

St8Amind
01-22-2009, 11:05 PM
"My Obtuse will Blast you, Harrass You and Autograph you with a Bullet wound for a Tattoo."


"If i ever give you the finger, it'll be behind the trigga Nigger!"


"When i'm around another MC i don't know how to behave
I feel like a metal plate in a microwave."


"You Garbage and ya Rhymes Borin, So keep standin on tha Corner, the Trash man will Collect you in tha Mornin."


"MCs run away when i kick it,
They act so chicken they should come with a large drink and a biscuit."


"I grab the mic and push niggas to the left so fast their hearts end up on the right side of their chest"


"Go to the store, grab my CD without tongs or gloves and see if it don't barbecue your palms and arms"



ALL CANIBUS


HOT SHIT! Can i bus brings F.L.A.M.E.S.

Crack Killz
01-22-2009, 11:41 PM
Ripp Tha Jacka, Ripp tha Tracks Ups, Rippin Rappas asap Rippin that ass up,
Niggas Back Up when I Attack with My Axe Up, Swingin Faster than Tiger Woods at the Masters
-Canibus

Can't you see what i'm spittin?
Can't you hear the difference?
Compared to me your energetically ineffecient
You need ten times the enzymes to process one of my rhymes
You need to rewind everyone of my lines
- Canibus

SL33
01-23-2009, 05:45 AM
''i speak for half of million that bite like israelis and palestinians''

St8Amind
01-23-2009, 12:38 PM
"I'm the Adam in the-Eve of destruction"

St8Amind
01-23-2009, 12:51 PM
"gettin' paid like a biker with the best crank sprayed like a high rank sniper in the west bank"

DR. NICK RIVIERA
01-23-2009, 05:19 PM
[Notoriuos B.I.G.]
Me and Gutter had two spots
The two for five dollar hits, the blue tops
Gotta go, Coolio mean it's gettin "Too Hot"
If Fay' had twins, she'd probably have two-Pac's
Get it? .. Tu-pac's


not one of his best lines, but I love this one

DR. NICK RIVIERA
01-25-2009, 02:33 AM
I like the smell of cocaine

-Sage Francis

Guarded By Martyrs
01-27-2009, 08:20 AM
"I'm Guilty I Am What Was Then I Was What Will Be"

"Divine My Psyical Eyes Work Independant Of My Mind I Read Two Pages At A Time"

"My Brainwaves Shotin' Phazerz Crack Wristwatch Faces...
Strong Enough To Change The Direction The Clock Paces"

--Jus Allah

Ghost In The 'Lac
01-27-2009, 09:29 AM
"still smell the crack in my clothes, like will smith i was cookin them O's" - jeezy

St8Amind
01-28-2009, 08:28 PM
Somethin' somethin' somethin', somethin'/I get weeded/
My daughter scribbled over that rhyme/ I couldn't read it

very creative "writing" element to bring to the game. I respect the hell out of Em as an emcee with all virtues of an emcee:freestyle/writing ability/wordplay/delivery/even stage presence.Personally I dont support Em but I love hip hop and know what real raw talent is.

Wu-tang Fan
01-29-2009, 02:21 PM
No doubt this has already been posted; "Nas'es rap should be locked in a cell".

Deity Allah
01-29-2009, 05:07 PM
"Youths thrist for knowledge, I teach but hold heat, cause some savage niggaz are lost beyond reach" - Masta Killa - (High Price, Small Reward)

Edgar Erebus
01-30-2009, 07:54 AM
"I shot the sheriff and the motherfucking deputy, test me" - Grand Puba

Crack Killz
01-30-2009, 09:08 AM
respect crime, but not when it reflect mine
- Big Pun

SL33
01-31-2009, 07:26 AM
http://thesituationist.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/iraq-war-life-magazine.jpg


http://i.pbase.com/g6/70/745570/2/78218728.OMgNxB9A.jpg






http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r248/mrmeltingpot/MeltingPotLogo.jpg






http://ehighlights.chsys.org/images/logos/melting_pot_logo_web.jpg



http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i136/headsetop/hot.gif



http://www.firelight.tv/images/SuperHotFire.jpg

Guarded By Martyrs
01-31-2009, 07:40 AM
"I Feed Scraps To Emcees Under The Table"

--The Holocaust

St8Amind
01-31-2009, 07:35 PM
Got more sole than a sock with a hole

St8Amind
01-31-2009, 09:44 PM
"You thought rap was dead/ Nah, you was on Prozac/ It's all in yo head."

The Hound
01-31-2009, 09:48 PM
"doin forever shit like pissin out the window on turnpikes"

SL33
02-01-2009, 06:23 AM
http://www.buddhanet.info/wbd/images/maps/WBD_world-map.jpg

http://cuttups.com/look%20but%20don't%20touch.jpg

http://i394.photobucket.com/albums/pp25/sl33_photo/bbbbbbbbbbbbbbb.jpg


http://i394.photobucket.com/albums/pp25/sl33_photo/the-purple-tape-420x190.jpg


http://i394.photobucket.com/albums/pp25/sl33_photo/kwon.jpg



http://spicydonut.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/cohost-copy.jpg


boom

THE MASON
02-02-2009, 12:13 PM
Thou Shall Not Take My Name In Vain, No Matter How Hard The Rain ---- Withstand The Pain - DMX

SL33
02-03-2009, 06:06 AM
''Two fingers is all in your hole, think I can fit three''

Twiztid-Wutang
02-03-2009, 05:39 PM
''We ain't underground by accident
There's only a select few that can handle this
Freek shit
Apparition of a poltergeist
Blessed with heart
But is cold as ice and broken twice''

Jamie Madrox ''We dont die''

Guarded By Martyrs
02-04-2009, 12:12 PM
"I'll Be A Billionaire And Still Be Down To Throw You Down The Stairs
And Kill You Rocking Military Gear With Bill I Don't Care"

--Necro


"Call Me The Sad Wings Of Destiny...Spread Across Your Planet Like Leprosy
Destroying Your Entire Life Legacy"

--Ill Bill

Olive Oil Goombah
02-04-2009, 12:15 PM
could use a gun son but fuck bein a wanted man, but if i hit rock bottom then imma be the son of sam.

Senator C. Palantine
02-04-2009, 12:23 PM
Yo, bitch, we got big cash,
Money falling out our pockets, give you whiplash

SL33
02-04-2009, 04:35 PM
Yo, bitch, we got big cash,
Money falling out our pockets, give you whiplash

and thus their decline started

THE MASON
02-04-2009, 04:47 PM
"Fuck around catch a rude awakening, my crew basically waiting patiently for you to move your patrons in" - Big Pun

Shogah
02-04-2009, 04:55 PM
Its Big Pun, the one and only son of TONY....montana

Guarded By Martyrs
02-04-2009, 10:58 PM
"Don't Even Move A Muscle...
Clap At Your Feet Blast Ya Boot Buckle Cowboy Style Dance Bitch Do The Hustle"

--Big Pun

BGS
02-05-2009, 06:02 AM
Maybe you're a bastard child you think
Mom and dad are white and you're dark as ink
Maybe you're Sicilian with a tan
But you hate lasagna and the pizza man

more than one line but this shit got me...by the legendary grym reaper

SL33
02-06-2009, 07:45 AM
''top ten parley like Cochran''

St8Amind
02-07-2009, 10:45 AM
"I oughta punch a hole in his palms with these pointy ass rings"

GhettoGnom
02-07-2009, 11:13 AM
"she riddles every area of my brain"

St8Amind
02-08-2009, 08:15 PM
"Drug dealer buy Jordans, crackhead buy crack
And a white man get paid off of all of that."

Fuck you Kanye, that offends me. How you know who is getting paid no matter the creed, and if the white man is getting paid off it, so what. stop the envy fool and the singing stick to beats...

THE MASON
02-10-2009, 09:44 PM
"If Lil Jon Can Ice His Cup, I Top That Shit And Ice My NUTS!!"

St8Amind
02-11-2009, 05:27 PM
"Wanna measure my size I rise above the norm the urban Icon ridin on the eye of tha storm~FOOL!"

Guarded By Martyrs
02-11-2009, 05:57 PM
"Imagine Never Having Imagination Or Passion...
Never To Become The Fascination You Imagined"

SL33
02-12-2009, 08:13 AM
''i crystalize the rhyme so u can sniff it''

St8Amind
02-18-2009, 11:49 AM
''Fuck Robin and Batman/I'm robbin' with a bat man'' (Rock of Heltah Skeltah)
Definately Definately one of the illest one liners ever!!!

ISn't it, "Fuck Batman and Robin/ Im robbing with the bat man!"

Crack Killz
02-18-2009, 11:52 AM
i'm comin through ya, wit the glock buckin, your whole block duckin

drippie k
02-18-2009, 12:29 PM
"i love the grimey shit, even my girl did grimey shit to me and i went back with her"

"picked up the phone, thought it was tanya (sup bitch!!..oh, hi momma)"

"y'all don't thrill me, come to jersey and get jacked like jill, g"

-redman

St8Amind
02-18-2009, 02:25 PM
"Kryptonite, but Im a Blood today..."

GhettoGnom
02-18-2009, 03:21 PM
"Feel like a month we've been eating of the same brick"
some dude on Needle In Ya Arm from the new C-Rayz Walz album (Who The F%@k Are You)

Don Universo
02-18-2009, 03:29 PM
I Leave Scientists Mentally Scarred
Triple Extra Large
Wild Like Rock Stars That Smash Guitars...

swizz-chef
02-18-2009, 09:27 PM
"Kryptonite, but Im a Blood today..."

It's: "Crip tonight, Blood today, Latin king tomorrow."


this thread should be stickied btw!

SL33
08-24-2011, 06:40 AM
Bump

Pestilence
08-24-2011, 08:14 AM
"A pigeon can't drop shit if it never flew." - Vast Aire

Just one that came in my mind when I saw the title :P

UncontrolledSubstans
08-24-2011, 11:23 AM
Some favorites:

"With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple" - Eminem

"She beat me over the head with the remote control
opened a hole, and my whole brain fell out of my skull" - Eminem

"How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist" - Eminem

"Cause I never went gold of one song
I'm running up on someone's lawns with guns drawn" - Eminem

"You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double album" - Eminem

"My brain's gone, my soul's worn and my spirit is torn
The rest of my body's still bein operated on" - Eminem

"I'll hang you til you dangle and chain you with both ankles
And pull you apart from both angles" - Eminem

"Fuck you with an umbrella then open it up while the shit's inside ya" - Eminem

"And tell your crew if they got beef, then I can bring the dinner rolls" - Lacks

"A whack emcee is something I could never be
That's like growing dreadlocks while you taking chemotherapy" - One Be Lo

"I smash mics like cornbread, you can't kill me I was born dead" - Big L

"I'm takin lives for a great price, I'm the type
to snap in heaven with a Mac-11 and rape Christ" - Big L

"It ain't no food in my fridge; just body parts" - Big L

"I never wear rubbers bitch, if I get AIDS, fuck it!" - Big L

"Do a Hail Mary, I make Bloody Mary's out of your capillaries" - G Rap

"I won't stop until the morgue got bodies stacked up to the fuckin ceiling" - G Rap

"Pieces of flesh, hangin off a niggaz chest, cause the vest
that he dress, couldn't FUCK with the Smith and Wess'" - G Rap

"Get laid and played out of pocket with a rocket in your eye socket" - G Rap

"The decompose, blood flows are holes in your clothes, eyes closed
Body be frozed, posing for pictures with a rose" - G Rap


This is just some quotes. Did not even include Prodigy, who is one of the best.

Wh0am3ye?
08-24-2011, 03:44 PM
"You couldn't flip shit playin in toilets with a spatula" - Eminem

"Smokin homegrown drugs until you can barely tell wtf we're sayin like bone thugs" - Eminem

"Relax your dome like a solo from a saxophone" - Eminem

"If I had dollars for every nigga who dared to battle me on the microphone i'd fuck around and be a millionaire" - Sean P

Dr Sleepwalker
08-24-2011, 04:03 PM
" I punchlines like I'm mad at the coke on the table "

- Copywrite

UncontrolledSubstans
08-24-2011, 04:06 PM
"Gangsta rappers can't fight, so they rap about guns" - Sean P

drippie k
08-24-2011, 04:28 PM
I got the heart of 3 men. My pulse is 365 bpm."

Welcome back Cotter Im playin I give a job to the mayor, my flow is hard to compare like martial arts in the air. We get lost in a Leer, bitch lickin balls in a chair, get nut involved in her hair, bitch Im a dog and i swear...

My family the Manson's, my bitch is the Blair Witch. I'll piss her off where ya campin....

All Redman btw. One of the best ever

i always liked "come to jersey and get jacked like jill, g"

and "my rationality is brutality, i got the gun up under yo leather nigga, so walk casually"

Creepin' is fulla good one liners lol

llBARlllCODEll
08-24-2011, 04:34 PM
Sean Price
"Time is Money and Money is Time and I got just enough Time to get that Money"

and

MF DOOM
"Hit the doobie till it glow like a ruby, after which u cant find the villain like Scooby"

fatboybrandon
08-24-2011, 04:54 PM
http://ring.cdandlp.com/french-connection-records/photo_grande/114762622.jpg

Lord Finesse has a lot of my favorite lines, his punchlines are clever and funny at the same time especially those from the Return Of The Funky Man era.

He had some of the best lines about the females next to punchline masters like Kane, Big L & G Rap:

"I'm the type to wreck a show, scoop & sex a ho, then I cool the fuck out like an eskimo"

"Whether you're a virgin or a bad lookin' hot sista, I'm bangin' up bitches like a shoplifter"

"Come party and ho with this gigolo soloist, strictly for the ladies and far from a chauvinist"


and he killed it with the braggadocio style throughout his career too:

"I'm not the brother to riff and get raw with
I grab the mic and get funky as dog shit
Many try to bore me and harm me
So what you got an army? you're all washed up like laundry
It's lord finesse, the rap phenomenom
I take this more serious than a muslim do rhamadan"

tekunique
08-24-2011, 06:19 PM
fuck batman and robbin i be robbin with a bat, man. -rock

drown ya with less of an ounce of your own saliva -canibus

put on my gasolne boots and walk thru hell -mef

you scared ? run around like the plane about to crash ??!! -dirty

it aint hard to see my seeds need god degree i got mouths fo feed unnecessary beef is more cows to breed -gza

a bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times in the tub but that's normal aint it Norman ? -eminem

rock you in ya face stab ya brain wit ya nose bone -prodigy

Johnny Unitas handle that like arthritis still, hold a golden touch like King Midas -mef

out of order tape recorder cant record my slaughter -cappa

check out the rap king pin the black jesus, i know a few niggaz whos sniff coke caught seizures -ghost

steve rifkind musta been sniffin to catch something so dope left monica lynch pussy drippin -rza

You bound to catch AIDS or somethin. not sayin i got it, but nigga if i got it you got it ! -dirty

i like the whopper, fuck the big mac -rob base

i represent from midnight to high noon -gza

using sky as a blanket stuffin clouds inside my pillow -rza

so we attack this and grab all within reach throw scraps back at niggaz perfect your own speech -gza

you couldnt total my amount if you sung i missed you -redman

forget the tv i'd rather hit the steets and do grafitti be careful dont let the transit cop see me -2pac

you say you numba one wicket selecta ? i say you punani and i wet ya -tek

a thug changes, love changes and best friends become strangers -nas

ran outta bullets but still had static, grabbed the pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic -slick rick

hugs from fake friends make ends they hate you be broke girls wont date you thats i relate to choke yo ass out til your face blue make you open the safe too -biggie

cuz im gifted so you can gift wrap the shit im kickin, send it to your MOMS for Christmas and tell her Shory Shit Stain sent it -SSS

Djaminha
08-24-2011, 06:29 PM
'My food sits well, but my guns belimic, watch what happens, Im about to feed it.'

PANDA PISS
08-24-2011, 06:43 PM
'I love you like the ninja turtles love pizza' Drake, made me chuckle

'sleeping on a nigga raps, Something like a mummy' J. Cole 'How High', the song is full of lines like that.

'Woman of my dreams, I don't sleep so I can't find her' Wayne, but again whole song is like that.

I'm too lazy to post as many as y'all.

THE W
08-24-2011, 06:49 PM
honies be like meth i be like what, they want from free CD's im like "see deez nuts"

in the projects we aint scared to death, but scared to live.

Jugganaut
08-24-2011, 07:59 PM
Some of mine, too many to list:

Black kid, creep between walls like an arachnid - Holocaust

I rap like no one out there can fuck with me - Prodigy

Who in the world could spit it like me? Unlikely, sheisty for that mic piece -Killa Sin

He wears a mask just to cover the raw flesh, a rather ugly brother with flows that's gorgeous - Doom

UncontrolledSubstans
08-25-2011, 04:03 AM
"Smacked with a rhyme, push your forehead to the back of your mind
Try to explain what it's like seeing your brain" - Rakim

check two
08-25-2011, 04:14 AM
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was I was a baller, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat so I could call her