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MAYOR QUIMBY
01-13-2009, 01:30 PM
Any of you ever had one? I want one NOW!!!!!!

MAYOR QUIMBY
01-13-2009, 01:33 PM
(A fuck buddy who listens to the Clan would also do.) LawlZ!!

THE W
01-13-2009, 01:36 PM
so go get her

Rame
01-13-2009, 01:42 PM
I think any prostitute likes Wu-Tang if you pay them enough.

TSA
01-13-2009, 01:52 PM
^lmao.

uh. i don't. That would be gay.
I had an attractive friend tht listened to wutang. She was too much like me, and too wutangyu, which isn't attractive, but cool.

so no. i dont want a women that listens to wutang that would be gay.

IronFingaz7
01-13-2009, 02:07 PM
I have a girlfriend whose favorite album of the year is T.H.U.G. Angelz, but I can't say she listens to Wu on a regular basis, few songs here and there. She loves Heltah Skeltah and Boot Camp though, lol.

P.E.A.C.E.

Luz
01-13-2009, 02:37 PM
Have you ever seen the women at a Wu concert?

I don't think you do.

pep
01-13-2009, 02:39 PM
most of us want a girl that takes it in the ass then throws it in her mouth and afterwards will get up and make u a turkey wandwich..u want a girl who listens to your favorite rap group...to each his own i guess...

Tage
01-13-2009, 02:40 PM
so no. i dont want a women that listens to wutang that would be gay.

:i

pneumatic
01-13-2009, 03:27 PM
most of us want a girl that takes it in the ass then throws it in her mouth and afterwards will get up and make u a turkey wandwich..u want a girl who listens to your favorite rap group...to each his own i guess...

A man after my own heart!

DR. NICK RIVIERA
01-13-2009, 03:32 PM
I'd rather had a girl that can cook and who will love me.

Wontonloogie
01-13-2009, 03:35 PM
No you dont. Dont be ridiculous. The best you would get was a cranky ass black girl who tried to talk shit to you all day. "bitch get out da house." fuck that. id rather have an innocent petite girl and turn her inside out

Tyler Durden
01-13-2009, 04:20 PM
This could be a problem as the people you're in to listen to Miley Cyrus and early Britney

TSA
01-13-2009, 04:27 PM
most of us want a girl that takes it in the ass then throws it in her mouth and afterwards will get up and make u a turkey wandwich..u want a girl who listens to your favorite rap group...to each his own i guess...
AHAHAHAHAhahahahAHAHAHHAHHAHAH!1
This dude is too real! aAHAHAHA!!

Charles Barry
01-13-2009, 04:34 PM
You don't want any girl who listens to wu-tang or most rap on a regular basis. She'll have too much man in her.

3rdEyeVizion
01-13-2009, 04:35 PM
I thought the (very?) young broad in your sig WAS your girl!!??

Jeru
01-13-2009, 04:40 PM
Nah not a girl that likes Wu-Tang, just one who acknowledges the fact that their last album was a bigger piece of shit that could ever be squeezed out of someone's ass...and I've got one :yes: :hooray:

Prolifical ENG
01-13-2009, 04:48 PM
Imagine.....they play Youre all I Need at your fuckin wedding.....lmao

Her taking it in the ass, then mouth and making a sandwich would be better

TSA
01-13-2009, 04:49 PM
You don't want any girl who listens to wu-tang or most rap on a regular basis. She'll have too much man in her.
this secondary is right. thats how i feel.

Charles Barry
01-13-2009, 04:59 PM
I'm no one's secondary on this site. Barry is authentic unlike your coonberry negro cracker ass.

Jeru
01-13-2009, 05:01 PM
I'm no one's secondary on this site. Barry is authentic unlike your coonberry negro cracker ass.

No primary has this gift of gab...I also smell secondary

Ritter
01-13-2009, 05:12 PM
No primary has this gift of gab...I also smell secondary

Yes... I suspect this to be CharlesJones.

Charles Barry -> Barry White -> White/Black -> CharlesJones -> Charles Barry.

Jeru
01-13-2009, 05:17 PM
Yes... I suspect this to be CharlesJones.

Charles Barry -> Barry White -> White/Black -> CharlesJones -> Charles Barry.


You've cracked the code LOL

SKAMPOE
01-13-2009, 05:18 PM
MY WIFE LOVES THE WU AS MUCH AS ME-truestory...

snapple
01-13-2009, 05:20 PM
most of us want a girl that takes it in the ass then throws it in her mouth and afterwards will get up and make u a turkey wandwich..u want a girl who listens to your favorite rap group...to each his own i guess...


tru story....and what bitch doesn't listen to wu-tang anyway?...

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
01-13-2009, 05:21 PM
Bitches who listen to a lot of rap are unladylike, and their pussies probably stink.

snapple
01-13-2009, 05:24 PM
^^you voted for ronald regan faggot and your girlfriend listens to john mayer.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
01-13-2009, 05:27 PM
I wasn't old enough to vote for Regan.

The first time I voted was for Obama. Michelle Obama doesn't listen to rap.

My girlfriend loves the beatles, and some shitty music too, but girls are supposed to listen to listen to shitty music.

She also has a tight pussy that is always well-kept.

You're girlfriend listens to the Dayton Family, has a gold tooth, and her pussy smells like broccoli-tuna casserole.

Charles Barry
01-13-2009, 05:28 PM
Yes... I suspect this to be CharlesJones.

Charles Barry -> Barry White -> White/Black -> CharlesJones -> Charles Barry.

Lol. That's some funny shit. If I was a secondary it sure wouldn't be of CharlesJones. I remember reading some of his posts back in the day and dude had me feeling bad for him a lot of times with his stories.

snapple
01-13-2009, 05:35 PM
I wasn't old enough to vote for Regan.

The first time I voted was for Obama. Michelle Obama doesn't listen to rap.

My girlfriend loves the beatles, and some shitty music too, but girls are supposed to listen to listen to shitty music.

She also has a tight pussy that is always well-kept.

You're girlfriend listens to the Dayton Family, has a gold tooth, and her pussy smells like broccoli-tuna casserole.


your girlfriend is a herb and i bet me and my friends could get her into some hiphop and reggaton. you wouldn't be able to say her pussy is tight and well kept anymore for a minute =)

but PEACE 2 voting for OBAMA

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
01-13-2009, 05:45 PM
your girlfriend is a herb and i bet me and my friends could get her into some hiphop and reggaton. you wouldn't be able to say her pussy is tight and well kept anymore for a minute =)

but PEACE 2 voting for OBAMA

My girlfriend already does listen to some reggaeton, but its ok because she's half-mexican.

My friends and and I wouldn't even bother listening to Soulja Slim and dicking down your girl on account of the fact that gold grills lead to bad breath, and the whole pussy-odor problem I discussed previously.

Ninja
01-13-2009, 05:49 PM
My girl is into psycho realm lol

Olive Oil Goombah
01-13-2009, 05:50 PM
shit would be a turn off

SKAMPOE
01-13-2009, 05:52 PM
your girlfriend is a herb and i bet me and my friends could get her into some hiphop and reggaton. you wouldn't be able to say her pussy is tight and well kept anymore for a minute =)

but PEACE 2 voting for OBAMA
hahahah werd up

DR. NICK RIVIERA
01-13-2009, 05:55 PM
I'm going to make my girl listen to Wildflower tomorrow haha

Olive Oil Goombah
01-13-2009, 05:55 PM
hahahah werd up

haha..what are you sayin word up too...your too fat to fuck. Plus your retarded. Ya little stoolie

JerseyIronman
01-13-2009, 06:03 PM
"Suck my dick it's the kid with the fat knob
I bust all into ya face, plus it come in globs
Quick get on your knees, with yo' sweet pussy let it breathe
Two fingers is all in your hole, think I can fit three
Your pink lips, spread it n' shit, let me throw my dick in
Grab my shit and place it gently, on your clit
"

im trying to picture a girl enjoy this verse...

Professor Poopsnagle
01-13-2009, 06:23 PM
My girl listens to sugar cult and fallout boy.

One of these days I'm gonna donkey punch her like a retarded Jacky Gleason.

Mumm Ra
01-13-2009, 07:07 PM
I don't think I'll ever date a girl that doesn't at least like a little wu-tang, and I mean their raw, non-commercial stuff. And some old school hip hop in general.
It's too bad where I come from this is almost non existent, so I've decided I need to move to florida where I don't have to deal with snow, and where the mating grounds are more diverse.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-13-2009, 07:08 PM
anybody who wouldnt date a beautiful woman cuz she doenst listen to wu-tang would rather date wu-tang.

We got alotta wutang stans and dickriders on this board.

swizz-chef
01-13-2009, 07:13 PM
i know a girl who likes wutang....and she sucks....and i mean not cocks.

drippie k
01-13-2009, 07:23 PM
i wouldn't care just as long as she's perfectly normal otherwise and isnt like obsessed with it like some people are...i dunno

Mumm Ra
01-13-2009, 08:19 PM
anybody who wouldnt date a beautiful woman cuz she doenst listen to wu-tang would rather date wu-tang.

We got alotta wutang stans and dickriders on this board.
its not the deciding factor, but I wouldn't date a girl just cuz she's physically beautiful either

SKAMPOE
01-13-2009, 08:24 PM
haha..what are you sayin word up too...your too fat to fuck. Plus your retarded. Ya little stoolie
^says the loner in the fishin aisle at walmart ahahaha my baby gurl is bout it shun she'll cut ya!

L~>1<~NKS
01-13-2009, 08:30 PM
Sun

Ilz, Mrs. RZA, Colombian Mami, and Blackula listen to Wu

look

aint a gotdamn thing wrong wit a woman that listen to wutang.

if anythin' most of 'em are hella intellectual and hella sexy

unless ur lookin' for a dumb broad jus to fuck wit - i don't suggest you grab one that listen to WU.... themz womenz iz exclusive

SKAMPOE
01-13-2009, 08:32 PM
Sun

Ilz, Mrs. RZA, Colombian Mami, and Blackula listen to Wu

look

aint a gotdamn thing wrong wit a woman that listen to wutang.

if anythin' most of 'em are hella intellectual and hella sexy

unless ur lookin' for a dumb broad jus to fuck wit - i don't suggest you grab one that listen to WU.... thems is exclusive
cosign that shit^

SKAMPOE
01-13-2009, 08:33 PM
chicks that listen 2 wu got duh ill power u!!!! suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!



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Olive Oil Goombah
01-13-2009, 09:09 PM
thats the best thing youve posted in a while fatman.

Mumm Ra
01-14-2009, 03:25 AM
I deal with lucci, knowledge, bitches that go to college and listen to wu-tang

DJMethods
01-14-2009, 03:40 AM
I want a girl that licks my balls, I don't care what music she listens to, aslong as the balls are kept well polished she won't be hit that often.

NIGHT MAYOR
01-14-2009, 05:23 AM
chicks that listen 2 wu got duh ill power u!!!! suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!



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notice its a white girls pussy, white girls got the best bits, no doubt.

SKAMPOE
01-14-2009, 07:32 AM
No, She Puerto Rican...

Senator C. Palantine
01-14-2009, 08:12 AM
Sun

Ilz, Mrs. RZA, Colombian Mami, and Blackula listen to Wu




One of these girls in a semi-physcotic e-stalker.

One is so uncomfortable with herself that she feels the need to constantly tell people, on the internet, that she's the shit.

One wears wigs made of horse hair.

And the other is locked up in Graveyard Shifters basement, with 'why so serious' written on her forehead.

THIS IS WU TANG, FAGGIT!!

TSA
01-14-2009, 09:24 AM
Sun

Ilz- gave shyheim dome, billy crystal
Mrs. RZA- bald in real life
Colombian Mami- probably fat by now
, and
Blackula- online stipper, online slut, sends nudes to strangers, no self esteem, constantly depressed, needy
listen to Wu

look

aint a gotdamn thing wrong wit a woman that listen to wutang.

if anythin' most of 'em are hella intellectual and hella sexy

unless ur lookin' for a dumb broad jus to fuck wit - i don't suggest you grab one that listen to WU.... themz womenz iz exclusive
eL02L! PASS!

TSA
01-14-2009, 09:25 AM
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DAMN! dats duh gud pawer u

Senator C. Palantine
01-14-2009, 09:26 AM
Stop biting my shit.

Come from your on heart with this shit.

What was is always what will be, flip yourself inside out and you'll die when you see what goes on inside, etc.....

TSA
01-14-2009, 09:32 AM
put your money on my dick. baby.