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Locust
01-14-2009, 06:54 AM
i went to amsterdam to go to school, but i had to do a school presentation that i forgot to do that day. so when i was at the station i thought fuck it i'll just skip today and chill around amsterdam. i walked through the red light district and saw a hot hooker. and she started talking to me. i had 50 eu in my pocket and was thinking i gotta try it once in my life, so i went in and banged this hungarian hooker.

it was okay but a bit strange. seemed surreal and awkward just banging with someone and not saying a word to her. she couldnt really speak english or dutch, so we didnt talk. it was REALLY business like. as soon as the 20 mins are done the alarm goes off and she gets up and ur outta there. u can't kiss or touch her ass. she had a hairy butthole too which wasn't so nice haha

its okay if you have a lot of time to kill and money to waste if you're not into relationshits. i wanna tell my friends about it cause its a funny story but i dunno if i should cause it'll get around my social circle and some people will probably think its weird.

Edgar Erebus
01-14-2009, 06:56 AM
Good move.
















































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begongo
01-14-2009, 06:59 AM
my only time banging a hooker was also in amsterdam a couple of months ago, but I got a thick hot dominican

hairy butthole? wtf

Locust
01-14-2009, 07:08 AM
yeah man hairy buttholes arent cool

J-Cee
01-14-2009, 07:10 AM
i hope u wore protection... hungarian diseases spread like roaches.

SKAMPOE
01-14-2009, 07:15 AM
I Like Girls With Peach Fuzzy Bungholes, It Sepsie Imo

Locust
01-14-2009, 07:19 AM
haha peachfuzz. i think its an arabic thing to have hairy anuses
yeah dog i used protection they put it on ur dick for u

DJMethods
01-14-2009, 07:22 AM
So how much did your sister cost?

Robert
01-14-2009, 07:22 AM
The whole business transaction part of it really turns me off. Perhaps a high class, highly paid escort would be better?

I don't know nor have the money/inclination to find out.

Robert
01-14-2009, 07:24 AM
So how much did your sister cost?

Did you end up hitting Summerdayze good sir?

DJMethods
01-14-2009, 07:28 AM
Did you end up hitting Summerdayze good sir?

I wasnt even in Perf. I made a spur of the moment decision to fly to melbourne.

Iunno what i was doing sunday, one of the biggest binges I've ever had. Everyone needs to wreck that city at least once in their life word is bond.

Edgar Erebus
01-14-2009, 07:30 AM
So how much did your sister cost?


Less than 50.


http://www.jefftraynor.com/paris/around/sewer.jpg

Robert
01-14-2009, 07:36 AM
I wasnt even in Perf. I made a spur of the moment decision to fly to melbourne.

Iunno what i was doing sunday, one of the biggest binges I've ever had. Everyone needs to wreck that city at least once in their life word is bond.

Damn son did you hit Third Class or Revolva?

I went on an unsuccessful drug hunt and consequently missed Digitalism's set.

Very bad decision.

DJMethods
01-14-2009, 07:36 AM
Also, I just wanna share this with the Aussies, I met Chopper. Fo real. Walking down the streets of Collingwood rocking some pink crocs, was quite humourous.

Robert
01-14-2009, 07:38 AM
Also, I just wanna share this with the Aussies, I met Chopper. Fo real. Walking down the streets of Collingwood rocking some pink crocs, was quite humourous.

Hahahaha! WTF is that about?

DJMethods
01-14-2009, 07:41 AM
Damn son did you hit Third Class or Revolva?

I went on an unsuccessful drug hunt and consequently missed Digitalism's set.

Very bad decision.

Haha, hit up Revolver again, but this time went like 2am. It's a 24 hour place so you gotta pick your times, was a bit better this time, and I didn't get into an argument with a bar tender so it was pretty fresh to def.

Dunno about Third Class? Hit up this place with like a rooftop club thing, got astro turf and shit on the floor, was weird as fuck. Aslo hit up this place called "the Ice Lounge", everythings made of ice, the walls, the seats, the glasses.. how is a nigga meant to pick up with shrink dick? Went to a few places over the nights but dont really remember names, the dodgy strip club will remain with me forever doe.

Hahahaha, did you get drugs? Hows the summerdayze anyway?

DJMethods
01-14-2009, 07:46 AM
Hahahaha! WTF is that about?

I dunno man!!! I met this dude who lived in an old shoe shop, and we were going back to his for some whipper and uncle chop chop is just casually walking down the street. He just asked how we were, I wasn't game enough to question his shoe game.

Ended up waking up in this shirt though;

http://i40.tinypic.com/1znsfhk.jpg

So alls good in da hood.

2Bladez
01-14-2009, 07:52 AM
i wouldn't share my personal affairs with some fuckin wu tang forum, are you dumb???
just check how it looks when you read the threads - " I Banged A Whore Today for the First Time" =DD

TSA
01-14-2009, 07:53 AM
lol this is by far the top 10 normalest threads ever posted in here.
pusseh.

Robert
01-14-2009, 07:57 AM
Hahahaha, did you get drugs? Hows the summerdayze anyway?


No. But some cunt had my money so I was obliged to wait around for fucking hours to get it back.

It was still pretty good though. Some dickhead climbed about 10m up the scaffolding during Digitalism and was pelted with cans.

DJMethods
01-14-2009, 08:00 AM
Hahahahaha, thats why you asked if I was there.

2Bladez
01-14-2009, 08:13 AM
lol this is by far the top 10 normalest threads ever posted in here.
pusseh.

really?? because in my opinion the guy how talk about how he fucked a whore in a forum like this can't be a serious person, but i don't why i solve this with a guy who think that this is one of the normalest threads on the forum..just i want to know, is there somebody who agree with me?

begongo
01-14-2009, 08:18 AM
nope, it's just you

2Bladez
01-14-2009, 08:19 AM
nope, it's just you


ok, good to know

2Bladez
01-14-2009, 08:32 AM
and i want to let you know that you are one of those dumb too, but don't worry it's just me who think that you are

begongo
01-14-2009, 08:36 AM
why? because I posted this thing on wucorp? all my friends know it, it ain't a big deal

2Bladez
01-14-2009, 08:41 AM
why? because I posted this thing on wucorp? all my friends know it, it ain't a big deal

it's not a big deal when you say it to your friends, and it's also not a big deal when you posted it here, it's just embarrasing, in my opinion, maybe i'm that embarrasing because i solve banalities like that, but i wanted to let you know my opinion on this

Locust
01-14-2009, 08:55 AM
ayo are you on crack? i was the one that started this thread not that other guy. i'd rather talk about it on some internet forum than in real life. you sound like a 13 year old 2ballz grow a dick. lots of people bang hookers in amsterdam

2Bladez
01-14-2009, 09:03 AM
ayo are you on crack? i was the one that started this thread not that other guy. i'd rather talk about it on some internet forum than in real life. you sound like a 13 year old 2ballz grow a dick. lots of people bang hookers in amsterdam


I have no problems when "people bang hookers in amsterdam", but you are dumb when you talk about it there, but you gut lucky there are people like you, maybe i sound like a 13 years old kid, but you are DUMB and i don't care what you think about it, in my opinion you are dumbbb

and don't say who sounds like a 13 old kid, if you don't know you sound like a 13 old kid when post here how you fucked a whore

and i'm ending this discussion, i don't know how you i don't care how you, but this discussion has no way, we are talking about stupidity

IrOnMaN
01-14-2009, 09:09 AM
I don't think paying for sex is a big deal at all. Some men do it because they are either they're really alone or don't want to be in a relationship. I wouldn't think any less of a man if he pays cash up front for sex. That's his business, not mine. I can't judge him for that (his life, his way).

As for me, I don't think I could do that. What if someone were to find out I paid a street hooker for sex? Word would get around and my reputation would probably be at risk. Maybe not. I'm just assuming here.

Senator C. Palantine
01-14-2009, 09:15 AM
The thing is with fucking hookers is sometimes it's against there will. Some women are forced into prostitution, and their lives threatened if they try to escape the life.

A prostitute told me she was in a similar situation, just before i put it in her butt.

TSA
01-14-2009, 09:21 AM
^AHAHAHHaahAHHAH!
Just saw Taxi Driver btw.

Locust
01-14-2009, 09:27 AM
2bladez learn how to speak english you jew

ironman, yeah i agree with that, but i guess it also depends on where u live though. like in amsterdam most people that come here bang hookers straight away its more normal here than it would be in america.

begongo
01-14-2009, 09:28 AM
The thing is with fucking hookers is sometimes it's against there will. Some women are forced into prostitution, and their lives threatened if they try to escape the life.

A prostitute told me she was in a similar situation, just before i put it in her butt.lol

in amsterdam it's all legal though, hookers got work certificates and shit

TSA
01-14-2009, 09:30 AM
are there still illegal hookers that'll eat the asshole for cheap?



?

Ghost In The 'Lac
01-14-2009, 09:31 AM
Why cant you tell your friends? That would be the first thing i would do.

I think its more weird to be banging hookers and NOT telling anyone about it.

lol.

Senator C. Palantine
01-14-2009, 09:35 AM
Why cant you tell your friends? That would be the first thing i would do.

I think its more weird to be banging hookers and NOT telling anyone about it.

lol.

Troof.


Cant say ive ever done it myself.

Maybe if i was in Amsterdam.

As Ron Burgundy would say 'When In Rome'.

TSA
01-14-2009, 09:36 AM
with the average sluttiness of women increase so rapidly i think prostitution will soon be irrelevant.

i just met a pack of bitches that refer to themselves as tits and squirts....
























http://img.xlogz.com/uploads/squirtingpussy/2007/01/gushing_wet_squirt.jpg
SKINZ
only uglier.

2Bladez
01-14-2009, 09:37 AM
2bladez learn how to speak english you jew

sorry for my english, but you can't be so dumb to don't know what i'm talking about, i can fuck your english, you know what i'm talking about

Ghost In The 'Lac
01-14-2009, 09:41 AM
If im being really honest, ive never had the balls to do it.

I spent a while in China, and every single hotel room has its own "ho phone". Its a phone with a stand up card next to it, that gives you a number to a hooker. You just ring it, and they come to your room.

Its a very normal thing to do over there.

I cam very close to doing it. I think I even picked up the phone once. But I couldnt dial.

Just a lil bit TOO weird for my taste, pussy on demand. Its supposed to be something you work towards. Even as someone who listens to a lot of prostitute/stripper endorsing music, the motivation wasnt there.

IFf you get really old, like Art Vandely or something, and you feel you mack has packed, then hookers start coming into the scene.

TSA
01-14-2009, 09:42 AM
pusseh.

Ghost In The 'Lac
01-14-2009, 09:46 AM
not having the balls isnt the right phrase. more feeling like you dont really need to do it, or youre cheating.

chinese hookers are HOT though. fuck. that was a major problem.

ive never seen hotter hookers. prolly cus you dont come across madly ugly chinese people, theyre all on a level pretty much.

TSA
01-14-2009, 09:56 AM
then why not? what a wasted trip.

Ghost In The 'Lac
01-14-2009, 10:19 AM
yeah well not really because I did plough thru 2 chinese broads while I was there.

One migght of been a hooker though. Ive never been sure. I didnt literally pay her, but she did take me lots of places where i paid money, that she might of been getting a cut of. And she was "staying" at a hotel.

lol. she was hot though, i dont care.

DJMethods
01-14-2009, 10:19 AM
I've fucked girls for money before.

It wasn't a prostitute, and she didn't actually want to take said money, I just wanted to make her feel like a prostitute.

Senator C. Palantine
01-14-2009, 10:20 AM
hahahaha.

Fucking brawdz and not even knowing if their ho's or not.

Thats what duh oh-nine is gonna be all abuot.

WARPATH
01-14-2009, 10:27 AM
I have no problems when "people bang hookers in amsterdam", but you are dumb when you talk about it there, but you gut lucky there are people like you, maybe i sound like a 13 years old kid, but you are DUMB and i don't care what you think about it, in my opinion you are dumbbb

and don't say who sounds like a 13 old kid, if you don't know you sound like a 13 old kid when post here how you fucked a whore

and i'm ending this discussion, i don't know how you i don't care how you, but this discussion has no way, we are talking about stupidity

Vanilla Ice lookin chin pube mouth puss ass lookin nigga. Shut the fuck up.

Locust
01-14-2009, 10:30 AM
its 350 eu for anal
50 for pussy

begongo
01-14-2009, 10:30 AM
btw if you can't tell your friends then you're prolly hangin with the wrong people

Ghost In The 'Lac
01-14-2009, 10:32 AM
i thought about it alot since it happened and ive decided she is was a new breed hoe.

Its fucking GENIUS. You dont have to admit to yourself she is a hooker, and she never acknowledesges she is a hooker, but youre getting a free ride to the Power-U as long as you go to the places she says and buy what she tells you. (to a point).

I ended up buying some very expensive tea, and going to a wierd chinese variety show of midgets and and contortionists while in a dressing gown drinking beer, and paying for taxis, but its indirect bitches!!!

And I met her in a Macdonalds. Big Mac'in hoes.

Senator C. Palantine
01-14-2009, 10:35 AM
i thought about it alot since it happened and ive decided she is was a new breed hoe.

Its fucking GENIUS. You dont have to admit to yourself she is a hooker, and she never acknowledesges she is a hooker, but youre getting a free ride to the Power-U as long as you go to the places she says and buy what she tells you. (to a point).



Jesus was hitting pussy with this technique.

That aint a whore, its a woman.

Ghost In The 'Lac
01-14-2009, 10:40 AM
She might not of been, i only thought she was the day after because it seemed to good to be true. But again, thats the genius of the whole idea.

She was probably to well emotionally rounded and well dressed to be a ho, though i always thought.

2Bladez
01-14-2009, 10:44 AM
Vanilla Ice lookin chin pube mouth puss ass lookin nigga. Shut the fuck up.

do you got some problems ?? first look on yourself than bitch on me, mutherfucker

i would glad to see your nice face, when you got words like that

WARPATH
01-14-2009, 10:47 AM
Paying for pussy = no game.

If you got to pay for ANYTHING, she doesn't love you. She probably loves me.

Motherfucker that pamper women are the ones that end up in prison for domestic abuse.

Especially when you find out she loves me.

LOVES


ME

Or someone like me that didn't pay for green tea cab rides.

Plus a chick with out her own car is......whomp whomp whoooomp.

Slippy the Pimp, Riding since 1997.

Locust
01-14-2009, 10:47 AM
btw if you can't tell your friends then you're prolly hangin with the wrong people

you think so? i could tell my friends, it was pretty tempting today. but im sure it would spread around. you know how people are they talk shit.

i'm pretty close with some of my friends and they'd probably think its cool but i think a few of them view banging hookers as a low thing to do, like you dont pay for pussy you go out and get it. i also dont want the females in my friend group to know ya know

WARPATH
01-14-2009, 10:50 AM
you think so? i could tell my friends, it was pretty tempting today. but im sure it would spread around. you know how people are they talk shit.

i'm pretty close with some of my friends and they'd probably think its cool but i think a few of them view banging hookers as a low thing to do, like you dont pay for pussy you go out and get it. i also dont want the females in my friend group to know ya know


Banging hookers is not cool homey. Banging sluts is cool and you still have enough money to buy comic books and bubble yum.

DJMethods
01-14-2009, 10:51 AM
Really, you cant appreciate the comical genius behind Slippy's posts until you have seen him.

He is a Native American.

A fat one.

That goes to bikie meetings.

But on WuCorp, he's fucking everyones girlfriends.

That peace pipe must have some angel dust in it, dude is fucking insane.

WARPATH
01-14-2009, 10:54 AM
Really, you cant appreciate the comical genius behind Slippy's posts until you have seen him.

He is a Native American.

A fat one.

That goes to bikie meetings.

But on WuCorp, he's fucking everyones girlfriends.

That peace pipe must have some angel dust in it, dude is fucking insane.

Bikie's? is that what you call them?

I'm fucking everyone's girlfriends on the reservation. Funny thing is, you still think bitches care how you look. LOL

You've been checking me out? Faggot ass, And who told you I had a fat dick? Nigga you been dipping into my myspace bitch list again?

Ghost In The 'Lac
01-14-2009, 10:55 AM
If you got to pay for ANYTHING, she doesn't love you. She probably loves me.

Motherfucker that pamper women are the ones that end up in prison for domestic abuse.

.

You reeally have never had a girlfriend have you?

If theres one thing that makes me sick, is when I see a guy making his girl pay for drinks at the bar.

DJMethods
01-14-2009, 10:57 AM
Bikie's? is that what you call them?

I'm fucking everyone's girlfriends on the reservation. Funny thing is, you still think bitches care how you look. LOL

You've been checking me out? Faggot ass, And who told you I had a fat dick? Nigga you been dipping into my myspace bitch list again?

No no no, you took it all wrong, I think it's wonderful that a very unattractive man, with weight issues, can create a persona on an internet forum and feel good about himself.

It's brilliant, less kids shooting up the schools the better. This is the beauty of the internet.

I do concede the point "bikies" was wrong, "redneck americans" was the term I was looking for. I still think to further advance your second life you should've said bikie, it's much more 09 OG.

WARPATH
01-14-2009, 10:58 AM
You reeally have never had a girlfriend have you?

If theres one thing that makes me sick, is when I see a guy making his girl pay for drinks at the bar.


LOL

if there's one thing that makes me laugh is when a guy is buying bitches overpriced drinks.

You stay pleasing Bar flies.

WARPATH
01-14-2009, 11:01 AM
No no no, you took it all wrong, I think it's wonderful that a very unattractive man, with weight issues, can create a persona on an internet forum and feel good about himself.

It's brilliant, less kids shooting up the schools the better. This is the beauty of the internet.

I do concede the point "bikies" was wrong, "redneck americans" was the term I was looking for. I still think to further advance your second life you should've said bikie, it's much more 09 OG.


LOL

hold up.

Who the fuck are you again?

Really man, really who are you. What you rep, Fag Nation? Big Dick Indian lovers of Australia?

Locust
01-14-2009, 11:03 AM
ey man you guys need to chill and bang a hooker

Ghost In The 'Lac
01-14-2009, 11:04 AM
LOL

if there's one thing that makes me laugh is when a guy is buying bitches overpriced drinks.

You stay pleasing Bar flies.

dude youre tighter than a jewish wallet.

you gotta treat your womenz good. it works both ways.

but then again, i understand, with you being native indian, how you would want to keep away from alcohol.

DJMethods
01-14-2009, 11:04 AM
LOL

hold up.

Who the fuck are you again?

Really man, really who are you. What you rep, Fag Nation? Big Dick Indian lovers of Australia?

See, Slippy, if you want to continue this persona you've got to stop making mistakes. You can't pretend to not know who I am and then know where I'm from despite it not being shown.

Indians learn from their fathers; When Slippy finally found Daddy his Daddy pretended he didn't know him, after saying "hello Slippy".

Extremely smart race, up on that casino shit years before the mob.

Keep it real, tell me again how you sexually penetrated many WuCorper's girlfriends without even knowing who they are. Please.

Locust
01-14-2009, 11:07 AM
ahahahahhaha^

WARPATH
01-14-2009, 11:10 AM
dude youre tighter than a jewish wallet.

you gotta treat your womenz good. it works both ways.

but then again, i understand, with you being native indian, how you would want to keep away from alcohol.

LMAO

Ghostlaced at the bar:

"I seen you checking him out, why don't you just go talk to him."

Ghostlaced overpriced slut:

"No, I just want to ask him about his long hair"

Ghostlaced: "Whatever, why don't you just go ask him out?"

Slut: "Maybe I will, Maybe he knows how to treat a lady"

Ghostlaced: "Fuck you bitch."

Slut: "Fuck you, maybe I do wanna know how it feels to have some indian in me."

Ghostlaced: "Fucking DIE CUNT!!!"

------------------------------

I know the type.

WARPATH
01-14-2009, 11:14 AM
See, Slippy, if you want to continue this persona you've got to stop making mistakes. You can't pretend to not know who I am and then know where I'm from despite it not being shown.

Indians learn from their fathers; When Slippy finally found Daddy his Daddy pretended he didn't know him, after saying "hello Slippy".

Extremely smart race, up on that casino shit years before the mob.

Keep it real, tell me again how you sexually penetrated many WuCorper's girlfriends without even knowing who they are. Please.

Australian okay.

Fosters, Australian for bitch nigga.

Crikies mate, this nigga just through a bloody boomarang at me. Crocadile dundee ass mother fucker. LMAO.

Yo son, are serious dog, your gonna sit down on the other side of the planet and pretend like you know Slippy the God Body?

Really this nigga never even showed his grill because he's afraid the bitches on here will start clowing him. Really who the fuck are you?

WARPATH
01-14-2009, 11:15 AM
ahahahahhaha^

http://sportzfun.com/photos/albums/gridiron/cheer11.jpg

DJMethods
01-14-2009, 11:19 AM
Australian okay.

Fosters, Australian for bitch nigga.

Crikies mate, this nigga just through a bloody boomarang at me. Crocadile dundee ass mother fucker. LMAO.

Yo son, are serious dog, your gonna sit down on the other side of the planet and pretend like you know Slippy the God Body?

Really this nigga never even showed his grill because he's afraid the bitches on here will start clowing him. Really who the fuck are you?

How is an INDIAN dissing HUNTING tools? Thats the definition of irony.

Yes, I'm Australian, white and homosexual. You have a person who is attracted to guys, telling you that you're ugly. That shouldn't make you feel good about yourself.

Thats when the Jenny Craig diet should start to be considered.

We've gotten past your online persona, Slippy, I think it's time we attack the real problem. Why do you feel the need to act like something you're not on WuCorp and World Of Warcraft? Is it because you can't grow pubes? I shave mine, but I have the choice, choice is always good.

Are you just mad cause I'm Irish and can drink?

http://coolaggregator.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/drphil1.jpg

WARPATH
01-14-2009, 11:24 AM
How is an INDIAN dissing HUNTING tools? Thats the definition of irony.

Yes, I'm Australian, white and homosexual. You have a person who is attracted to guys, telling you that you're ugly. That shouldn't make you feel good about yourself.

Thats when the Jenny Craig diet should start to be considered.

We've gotten past your online persona, Slippy, I think it's time we attack the real problem. Why do you feel the need to act like something you're not on WuCorp and World Of Warcraft? Is it because you can't grow pubes? I shave mine, but I have the choice, choice is always good.

Are you just mad cause I'm Irish and can drink?

http://coolaggregator.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/drphil1.jpg


Ok...........found it on your myspace.......














































































http://www.clownscharacters.com/jpgs/roger%20leprechaun.jpg

DJMethods
01-14-2009, 11:26 AM
You are searching myspaces to look for pictures of homosexual Australian men?

This online persona is really falling apart.

WARPATH
01-14-2009, 11:27 AM
You stay checking me out faggot.

http://www.graphicsdb.com/data/media/571/You_may_not_be_as_gay_as_this.jpg

DJMethods
01-14-2009, 11:31 AM
Much better Slippy, take something somebody else has already said, then say it again!

We're gonna get you back into "LOL" territory in no time. You're a new, changed man!

WARPATH
01-14-2009, 11:33 AM
Much better Slippy, take something somebody else has already said, then say it again!

We're gonna get you back into "LOL" territory in no time. You're a new, changed man!

LOL, I didn't even read the post. Your the one that finds me unattractive.

And well, quite frankly.

That hurts my feelings.

What do you look like again....oh wait nobody cares.

DJMethods
01-14-2009, 11:36 AM
LOL, I didn't even read the post. Your the one that finds me unattractive.

And well, quite frankly.

That hurts my feelings.

What do you look like again....oh wait nobody cares.

You just spent a page bitching that you don't know what I look like, then say "nobody cares". Maybe you should go back up and edit your previous posts so this one seems more cold hearted? You're gonna get a "LOL" soon, I can feel it.

Indians never could outsmart the white man.

WARPATH
01-14-2009, 11:37 AM
LMAO

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/Charging_Soldier/youmad.jpg

DJMethods
01-14-2009, 11:39 AM
No, Slip Slip, noooooooooo!

Don't revert back to old "you mad" pics, thats so 07, we're making you a 2009 nigga!

Together we can achieve.

TSA
01-14-2009, 11:39 AM
slippy is right. dont pay for shit.

the prophetic charles jones once spoke against 'wine'n and dine'n' these women.

i use to buy this bitch icecream, until i found out i can get straight PAID for her overwhelming emotional baggage, insecurities, lack of guidance, need for guidance, naivity, depression, critical stupidity, excess of money that she doesn't know what to do with just like her life.


If i ever pay for a girls dinner or anything like that its coming out of that specific bitches wallet even if it isn't her.

I just got 30 dollars today. for nothing.
FOR FUCKING NOTHING.
I might take a young bird out if i find a new one, its whatev, but girls are so shameless these days that its like a fuckin ego bear trap to wine and dine the fucks. i learned my lesson when i accidentally took a fuckin bust down to dinner.

I just met her and asked her out like they do in the fuckin movies. I pick her up, ask her what kinda guys she's into and the whore goes

"black"


no personality description, atleast a fuckin income, just black is the standard test score for this bitches pussy.

then she told me...get this.. SHE USED TO BE ENGAGED TO A BLACK GUY WITH RED HAIR NAMED DONALD

AHAHahhaha!
i knew him, we called him Donald Mcdonald, the nigga that was loosing a fight and called a time out.






these are the type of bitches myspace has reduced the female gender to. So dont spend your hard earned money and if you do get a prostitute that will allow you to kiss and massage her feet.

WARPATH
01-14-2009, 11:42 AM
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/Charging_Soldier/midget.jpg

DJMethods
01-14-2009, 11:43 AM
Hahahaha! Your Photobucket name is "Charging Soldier" ahahaha

WARPATH
01-14-2009, 11:46 AM
Hahahaha! Your Photobucket name is "Charging Soldier" ahahaha

Nah my real name is Charging Soldier. Everybody here knows that already.

Wait a second what's your real name?

Chaz?

DJMethods
01-14-2009, 11:48 AM
Slippy cries during John Wayne movies.

WARPATH
01-14-2009, 11:48 AM
Full List of Stuff White People Like (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/full-list-of-stuff-white-people-like/)

March 4, 2008 by clander (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/author/clander/)





#120 Taking a Year Off (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2009/01/11/120-taking-a-year-off/)
#119 Sea Salt (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2009/01/04/119-sea-salt/)
#118 Ugly Sweater Parties (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/12/14/118-ugly-sweater-parties/)
#117 Political Prisoners (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/12/03/117-political-prisoners/)
#116 Black Music that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/11/18/116-black-music-that-black-people-dont-listen-to-anymore/)
#115 Promising to Learn a New Language (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/11/09/115-promising-to-learn-a-new-language/)
#114 America (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/11/04/114-america/)
#113 Halloween (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/10/30/113-halloween/)
#112 Hummus (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/10/27/112-hummus/)
#111 Pea Coats (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/10/02/111-pea-coats/)
#110 Frisbee Sports (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/09/23/110-frisbee-sports/)
#109 The Onion (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/09/15/109-the-onion/)
#108 Appearing to Enjoy Classical Music (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/09/01/108-appearing-to-enjoy-classical-music/)
#107 Self Aware Hip Hop References (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/08/18/107-self-aware-hip-hop-references/)
#106 Facebook (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/07/31/106-facebook/)
#105 Unpaid Internships (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/07/20/104-unpaid-internships/)
#104 Girls with Bangs (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/06/27/104-girls-with-bangs/)
#103 Sweaters (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/06/12/104-sweaters/)
#102 Children’s Games as Adults (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/06/02/102-childrens-games-as-adults/)
#101 Being Offended (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/05/28/101-being-offended/)
#100 Bumper Stickers (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/05/21/100-bumper-stickers/)
#99 Grammar (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/05/12/99-grammar/)
#98 The Ivy League (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/05/06/98-the-ivy-league/)
#97 Scarves (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/04/30/97-scarves/)
#96 New Balance Shoes (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/04/20/96-new-balance-shoes/)
#95 Rugby (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/04/10/95-rugby/)
#94 Free Healthcare (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/04/04/94-free-healthcare/)
#93 Music Piracy (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/30/93-music-piracy/)
#92 Book Deals (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/26/92-book-deals/)
#91 San Francisco (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/23/91-san-francisco/)
#90 Dinner Parties (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/18/88-dinner-parties/)
#89 St. Patrick’s Day (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/16/89-saint-patricks-day/)
#88 Having Gay Friends (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/14/88-having-gay-friends/)
#87 Outdoor Performance Clothes (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/11/87-outdoor-performance-clothes/)
#86 Shorts (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/11/86-shorts/)
#85 The Wire (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/09/85-the-wire/)
#84 T-Shirts (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/07/84-t-shirts/)
#83 Bad Memories of High School (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/83-bad-memories-of-high-school/)
#82 Hating Corporations (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/05/82-hating-corporations/)
#81 Graduate School
(http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/04/81-graduate-school/)
#80 The Idea of Soccer (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/03/80-the-idea-of-soccer/)
#79 Modern Furniture (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/02/79-modern-furniture/)
#78 Multilingual Children (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/28/78-multilingual-children/)
#77 Musical Comedy (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/28/77-musical-comedy/)
#76 Bottles of Water (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/26/76-bottles-of-water/)
#75 Threatening to Move to Canada (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/24/75-threatening-to-move-to-canada/)
#74 Oscar Parties (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/24/74-oscar-parties/)
#73 Gentrification (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/22/73-gentrification/)
#72 Study Abroad (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/22/72-study-abroad/)
#71 Being the only white person around (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/20/71-being-the-only-white-person-around/)
#70 Difficult Breakups (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/18/70-difficult-breakups/)
#69 Mos Def (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/17/69-mos-def/)
#68 Michel Gondry (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/17/68-michel-gondry/)
#67 Standing Still at Concerts (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/17/68-standing-still-at-concerts/)
#66 Divorce (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/68-divorce/)
#65 Co-Ed Sports (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/14/67-co-ed-sports/)
#64 Recycling (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/14/66-recycling/)
#63 Expensive Sandwiches (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/11/63-expensive-sandwiches/)
#62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/10/62-knowing-whats-best-for-poor-people/)
#61 Bicycles (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/10/61-bicycles/)
#60 Toyota Prius (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/07/60-toyota-prius/)
#59 Natural Medicine (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/07/59-natural-medicine/)
#58 Japan (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/07/58-japan/)
#57 Juno (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/57-juno/)
#56 Lawyers (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/56-lawyers/)
#55 Apologies (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/05/55-apologies/)
#54 Kitchen Gadgets (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/05/54-kitchen-gadgets/)
#53 Dogs (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/04/53-dogs/)
#52 Sarah Silverman (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/04/52-sarah-silverman/)
#51 Living by the Water (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/04/51-living-by-the-water/)
#50 Irony (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/03/50-irony/)
#49 Vintage (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/03/49-vintage/)
#48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/03/48-whole-foods-and-grocery-co-ops/)
#47 Arts Degrees (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/01/47-arts-degrees/)
#46 The Sunday New York Times (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/31/45-the-sunday-new-york-times/)
#45 Asian Fusion Food (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/31/45-asian-fusion-food/)
#44 Public Radio (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/31/44-public-radio/)
#43 Plays (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/43-plays/)
#42 Sushi (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/42-sushi/)
#41 Indie Music (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/40-indie-music/)
#40 Apple Products (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/39-apple-products/)
#39 Netflix (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/29/38-netflix/)
#38 Arrested Development (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/29/38-arrested-development/)
#37 Renovations (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/29/37-renovations/)
#36 Breakfast Places (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/28/36-breakfast-places/)
#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/28/35-the-daily-showcolbert-report/)
#34 Architecture (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/28/34-architecture/)
#33 Marijuana (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/27/33-marijuana/)
#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/27/32-veganvegetarianism/)
#31 Snowboarding (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/27/31-snowboarding/)
#30 Wrigley Field (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/27/30-wrigley-field/)
#29 80s Night (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/27/29-80s-night/)
#28 Not having a TV (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/26/28-not-having-a-tv/)
#27 Marathons (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/26/27-marathons/)
#26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!) (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/26/26-new-york-city/)
#25 David Sedaris (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/26/25-david-sedaris/)
#24 Wine (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/25/24-wine/)
#23 Microbreweries (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/24/23-microbreweries/)
#22 Having Two Last Names (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/24/22-having-two-last-names/)
#21 Writers Workshops (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/23/21-writers-workshops/)
#20 Being an expert on YOUR culture (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/23/20-being-an-expert-on-your-culture/)
#19 Traveling (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/23/19-travelling/)
#18 Awareness (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/23/18-awareness/)
#17 Hating their Parents (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/22/16-hating-your-parents/)
#16 Gifted Children (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/22/17-gifted-children/)
#15 Yoga (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/22/15-yoga/)
#14 Having Black Friends (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/21/14-having-black-friends/)
#13 Tea (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/21/13-tea/)
#12 Non-Profit Organizations (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/21/12-non-profit-organizations/)
#11 Asian Girls (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/11-asian-girls/)
#10 Wes Anderson Movies (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/11-wes-anderson-movies/)
#9 Making you feel bad about not going outside (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/9-making-you-feel-bad-about-not-going-outside/)
#8 Barack Obama (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/19/8-barack-obama/)
#7 Diversity (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/19/7-diversity/)
#6 Organic Food (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/19/6-organic-food/)
#5 Farmer’s Markets (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/18/5-farmers-markets/)
#4 Assists (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/18/4-assists/)
#3 Film Festivals (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/18/3-film-festivals/)
#2 Religions their parents don’t belong to (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/18/2-religions-that-their-parents-dont-belong-to/)
#1 Coffee (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/18/1-coffee/)

DJMethods
01-14-2009, 11:50 AM
#1 Stealing land off people

Senator C. Palantine
01-14-2009, 11:50 AM
Senator never spend money on these ho's.

I make them laugh.

Then penetrate their vaginas in a way that makes them want to take me to Barcelona and shit.

DJMethods
01-14-2009, 11:53 AM
Senator never spend money on these ho's.

I make them laugh.

Then penetrate their vaginas in a way that makes them want to take me to Barcelona and shit.

Mothers day must be kinda awkward.

WARPATH
01-14-2009, 11:54 AM
#1 Stealing land off people

http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/people/fun2.gif

DJMethods
01-14-2009, 11:56 AM
Trust fund baby too, who gets mad white bitches pussy.

WARPATH
01-14-2009, 11:58 AM
Trust fund baby too, who gets mad white bitches pussy.

You get mad white bitches pussy too? I didn't know we had so much in common. Native cock is novelty to these white chicks. They want feel like they belong. Earn their American citzenship ya dig?

TSA
01-14-2009, 11:59 AM
#2 Religions their parents don’t belong to (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/18/2-religions-that-their-parents-dont-belong-to/)

^AHAHAHAHAHHAHAhahaHAHAHhaAHHHAHHAHAH!!!!!1

what white ppl qualm with their parents?

DJMethods
01-14-2009, 12:00 PM
You get mad white bitches pussy too? I didn't know we had so much in common.

We don't. Mines consensual.

Night sweetheart xoxoxo

WARPATH
01-14-2009, 12:01 PM
We don't. Mines consensual.

Night sweetheart xoxoxo



http://images.craigslist.org/3n63m83o61271g71438cqa0ec11f523651fad.jpg

Peace.

WARPATH
01-14-2009, 12:09 PM
do you got some problems ?? first look on yourself than bitch on me, mutherfucker

i would glad to see your nice face, when you got words like that

Oh shit, I missed this one.

Look into my eyes............


http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/Charging_Soldier/Umad-1.jpg

Senator C. Palantine
01-14-2009, 12:10 PM
Were those 'U Mad?' pictures ever funny?

TSA
01-14-2009, 12:21 PM
though i think most arent
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/Charging_Soldier/Umad-1.jpg
this one tickles the Nicky out of my Touch sometimes.

WARPATH
01-14-2009, 12:27 PM
Were those 'U Mad?' pictures ever funny?

Well..........

There funny to me. That's all that really matters.

IrOnMaN
01-14-2009, 12:41 PM
One of my neighbors constantly brings hookers to his apartment. He's a great guy and all but it's the stuff he does. One time, a hooker tried to leave his apartment without finishing sucking his dick. She probably assumed that since he's so nice, she could just walk away and not catch a beat down. Well, that's what happen. This guy whaled on her like a mofo! I mean he was beating her and yelling "Bitch! I ain't no punk ass nigga! Ima break you in half, hoe! And you can't suck dick!" I was like damn. It's not that big of a deal. He went out about fifteen minutes later to find another one. WOW!

HANZO
01-14-2009, 04:26 PM
i fucked some hookers before, its quick and easy. i see nothing wrong with it, i never make it my goal to fuck a hooker. jus happens randomly. you jus go to the ho house when you got nothing else to do.

TSA
01-14-2009, 04:43 PM
i have had sex with women that go around sucking all that dick for no money.

Professor Poopsnagle
01-14-2009, 04:49 PM
All bitches is hoes, but not al of them have the businesses sense to make money off off their pussies.

snapple
01-14-2009, 04:50 PM
never fucked an escort. always thought that was lame. 2 each his own.

begongo
01-15-2009, 05:20 AM
lmao @ calling bitches escorts

"ma'm, can I have an escort service please?"

do you also say escort employer instead of pimp? lol

16th_Chamber
01-15-2009, 02:32 PM
gratz u
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Does The Vaporizer V5.0 Work Good (http://vaporizerinfo.com/)

SHRAP
01-15-2009, 06:30 PM
faggots

always thought that was lame.

lame recognize lame

Senator C. Palantine
01-15-2009, 06:35 PM
Shrap, everytime I see you fave I wanted to plant some cress.

http://www.toddler-activities-at-home.com/image-files/cress-head.jpg

pep
01-15-2009, 07:07 PM
So how much did your sister cost?
lol.......