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DJMethods
01-15-2009, 06:46 AM
I was with a girl the other weekend and I kissed her hello when I saw her, that led to a lot more kissing in the hotel. She then stopped and said "I'm really sick we probably shouldn't kiss" and I'm cool with that shit cause I'm into my hookers. We fucked, she left.

3 days later I get a text saying "i've got glandular fever".

I was ok for about a week, now my throats playing up, glans are swollen to shit all over the place and my usual morning jog turned into 1k before I was fucked. Go to the doctor, he tells me it's probably glandular fever and does some tests (Awaiting the results).

What should I do to pay this whore back? She coulda told me BEFORE kissing me, the cunt.

NIGHT MAYOR
01-15-2009, 07:09 AM
three words: super glue & clit

KERZO
01-15-2009, 07:28 AM
^thats four,lmfao

NIGHT MAYOR
01-15-2009, 07:41 AM
& = symbol not a word, dont they teach english there ? ha

NIGHT MAYOR
01-15-2009, 07:50 AM
*looks at watch* *looks at fermi* *looks at door*

Olive Oil Goombah
01-15-2009, 12:02 PM
glandular fever??

I heard that's Aussie slang for AIDS

DJMethods
01-15-2009, 12:03 PM
Nah, thats Tooheys.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-15-2009, 12:07 PM
LOL

aidsjunkyscum

ilzPotent
01-15-2009, 12:08 PM
Wow she gave you MONO? Dude thats like a form of herpes. She probably was slobbing dirty knob.

I say you post it inn her neighborhood for everybody to know. Tell her dad you hit the skins. Something. Ugh, I'd bleach my mouth daily for a month with a scrub brush.

DJMethods
01-15-2009, 12:10 PM
HAHAHA! shit was like fucking a coke bottle it was so tight.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-15-2009, 12:11 PM
lol....so glandular fever is mono??

haha....good luck with that Dylan...you'll be sick for weeks.

I almost got mono this summer but i got an anonymous tip.

DJMethods
01-15-2009, 12:13 PM
Yeah, didnt know yanks called it something different, its aka "the kissing disease" apparently. Got me pretty rooted right now.

Durag
01-15-2009, 12:18 PM
She prolly had some big wart invested nigga dick in her mouth the previous night

Durag
01-15-2009, 12:18 PM
She prolly had some big wart invested nigga dick in her mouth the previous night

Durag
01-15-2009, 12:19 PM
She prolly had some big wart invested nigga dick in her mouth the previous night

Blackula Spectacula
01-15-2009, 12:32 PM
next time spike her drink with a little bit of AIDS.

Durag
01-15-2009, 12:32 PM
Dunno why that posted 3 times

apologies for fuckin up your thread Mef

ilzPotent
01-15-2009, 04:42 PM
lol wtf durag?

WARPATH
01-15-2009, 04:43 PM
She prolly had some big wart invested nigga dick in her mouth the previous night

Guilty. ;D

hectis
01-15-2009, 04:52 PM
was this girl named thelma, and did she have a rep that was higher than her neck, did Every girl from Shaolin diss her respect?


if so I think there is a song about you

Prolifical ENG
01-15-2009, 04:58 PM
should have kept kissing her amish style keeping the tongues in the barns

diggy
01-15-2009, 05:01 PM
What does glandular look like?













http://poetry.rotten.com/clinic/ssc01.gif

diggy
01-15-2009, 05:02 PM
http://poetry.rotten.com/banjo-goiter/banjo-goiter-1.jpg













http://poetry.rotten.com/banjo-goiter/banjo-goiter-3.jpg
















http://poetry.rotten.com/banjo-goiter/banjo-goiter-4.jpg

WARPATH
01-15-2009, 05:11 PM
http://missinglink.ucsf.edu/lm/DermatologyGlossary/img/Dermatology%20Glossary/Glossary%20Clinical%20Images/Herpes_Simplex_nose-YY.jpg

ilzPotent
01-15-2009, 05:26 PM
LMFAO!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHHA DIS GUSTING!

HANZO
01-15-2009, 05:31 PM
so how many days you got left to live??

Professor Poopsnagle
01-15-2009, 06:49 PM
She prolly had some big wart invested nigga dick in her mouth the previous night

SHRAP
01-15-2009, 08:49 PM
I was with a girl the other weekend and I kissed her hello when I saw her, that led to a lot more kissing in the hotel. She then stopped and said "I'm really sick we probably shouldn't kiss" and I'm cool with that shit cause I'm into my hookers. We fucked, she left.

3 days later I get a text saying "i've got glandular fever".

I was ok for about a week, now my throats playing up, glans are swollen to shit all over the place and my usual morning jog turned into 1k before I was fucked. Go to the doctor, he tells me it's probably glandular fever and does some tests (Awaiting the results).

What should I do to pay this whore back? She coulda told me BEFORE kissing me, the cunt.

thats what u get for fucking dirty hoes, u fucking dirty bitch
be glad it wasnt HIV faggot

Vikthor
01-15-2009, 10:27 PM
whats more scandalous?
bitches withholding that kind of info
or a bitch not lettting you pull out?

J-Cee
01-16-2009, 05:52 AM
murder her

SKAMPOE
01-16-2009, 07:07 AM
I was with a girl the other weekend and I kissed her hello when I saw her, that led to a lot more kissing in the hotel. She then stopped and said "I'm really sick we probably shouldn't kiss" and I'm cool with that shit cause I'm into my hookers. We fucked, she left.

3 days later I get a text saying "i've got glandular fever".

I was ok for about a week, now my throats playing up, glans are swollen to shit all over the place and my usual morning jog turned into 1k before I was fucked. Go to the doctor, he tells me it's probably glandular fever and does some tests (Awaiting the results).

What should I do to pay this whore back? She coulda told me BEFORE kissing me, the cunt.
isnt this shit called mono? the kissing devease

DJMethods
01-16-2009, 07:57 AM
^^^Yer, in America it is.

I dont get the STD stuff though, it's more like a flu. Have niggas ever been laid or what?

NIGHT MAYOR
01-16-2009, 09:21 AM
the funniest is this fact that DJ meth has no serious threads, pigeon ? for real ? since the start - aussies have been the point of ridicule, your a bunch of racist wankers that know nothing about our greart country, we have fun with your racist points of view calling u stoooopid and laughing at you

yes, im drunk *8dgrams* "on the firing line, mark, one round low, ready on the left ? read on the left - ready on the firing line, watch for your targets"

Longbongcilvaringz
01-16-2009, 09:23 AM
Isn't mono like herpes or some shit.

Methods is talking about like, a fever thing.

More like a cold/flu than herpes.

Maybe this is called mono in the US.

NIGHT MAYOR
01-16-2009, 09:32 AM
i've never copped a diesese - and i buck the wildest whores in surfers paradise, i feel sorry for you punks, fo real. hahahaha, anyone got beer ? im thirsty

Longbongcilvaringz
01-16-2009, 10:13 AM
Drink water man, it provides the best hydration, while alcohol actually dehydrates you.

NIGHT MAYOR
01-16-2009, 10:18 AM
so does cannibus, o'd'n of weed is called "saturation" funny, because it means your drying your body:

_loDm2nVwwY

ilzPotent
01-16-2009, 10:27 AM
Isn't mono like herpes or some shit.

Methods is talking about like, a fever thing.

More like a cold/flu than herpes.

Maybe this is called mono in the US.

Yes, in the state and I can imagine everywhere else too, this infection's medically identifiable term is Mononucleosis and just like the cold sore or shingles it is a part of herpes virus family and can cause other problems related to the central nerve system.

The doctor is in.

DJMethods
01-16-2009, 10:30 AM
Drink water man, it provides the best hydration, while alcohol actually dehydrates you.


Possibly the greatest post ever written.

Except for the guy from the Ukraine who hit me up via PM to drop some gems like napalm on his beats. Word is bond.

SL33
01-16-2009, 10:33 AM
Except for the guy from the Ukraine who hit me up via PM to drop some gems like napalm on his beats. Word is bond.


lol////////// i laughed my ass off @ this



Feat

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DJMethods
01-16-2009, 10:34 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHA YES!!!! I thought I was special.

Heard his rhymes though? Pretty good, some dope beats too.

SL33
01-16-2009, 10:41 AM
he has PMed us all about year ago, i think.....with different username.....his beats were fruity loops synth style, i ain't gonna listen to em now


lol lol lol

netscape check two
01-16-2009, 12:42 PM
About 95 percent of the adult population has become infected with Epstein-Barr virus during their lives. Sometimes there are no symptoms, and other times it can can contribute to mono.