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EAGLE EYE
01-18-2009, 06:19 PM
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LOL!

11th Chamber
01-18-2009, 06:25 PM
Yea I agree with just about all of that.

Lol at Vince bangin in that euro dudes face

SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 06:28 PM
This is the classic question raised by child psychologists around the world. Every young boy goes through a crazy phase where they try on mommy's high heels, put on silly hats, and play soccer. (Note: Not at the same time.)
It turns out that Posh Spice's husband is some kind of soccer player. Not only that, but he appears to be coming to America and is gonna play right in my back yard!! (Note to self: Remember to go in the back yard and pick up the dog poo poo.)
After having done some research, I can honestly say that the evidence that soccer is gay is staggering.
Gay Examples:
French player "giving head."
http://www.imao.us/archives/beckham.JPG
Black dude practicing "jazz hands."
http://www.imao.us/archives/jazhands.jpg
and during one match, spectators witnessed an impromptu song and dance routine.
http://www.imao.us/archives/dancedance.jpg

I'm sorry if this offends some of you soccer fans. Tune in next week and I'll have proof that soccer is also nothing but a girls' sport.
http://www.imao.us/archives/beckham.JPG

Remember kids. Stick to good, old-fashioned non gay sports like football.
http://www.imao.us/archives/manlyfootball.jpg

HANZO
01-18-2009, 06:29 PM
Spain are world champions in basketball.

Yugoslavia are the most successful international basketball team.

You lost so bad its incredible.

SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 06:30 PM
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11th Chamber
01-18-2009, 06:30 PM
Did USA B-ball team not just win Gold? Cause I think I remember seeing that over the summer


Lol at some Euro being better than LeBron or Kobe

HANZO
01-18-2009, 06:32 PM
yes the olympics. but Spain are still World Champions. the USA are Olympic champions. theres a difference.

EAGLE EYE
01-18-2009, 09:05 PM
One more reason why American Football is greater than Euro sports:


One of the Steelers just collided so hard with a Ravens offensive player that they knocked each other unconscious. (well maybe only 1 did)



the crowd just cheered louder. We got a motherfucking stretcher on the field right now.


I aint never seen a stretcher on the field for those femine euro sports!

11th Chamber
01-18-2009, 09:17 PM
One more reason why American Football is greater than Euro sports:


One of the Steelers just collided so hard with a Ravens offensive player that they knocked each other unconscious. (well maybe only 1 did)


I immediatly thought of Euro's on Wu-corp when I saw that hit.

Shit was brutal and I feel bad for Willis cause he got destroyed, but you wont see that shit anywhere else in sports

SKAMPOE
01-19-2009, 06:22 AM
dats right!

Durag
01-19-2009, 07:36 AM
Theres players strectchered off at soccer matches quite a bit. Granted some are faggots faking it, but a lot of the time its genuine, and can be a broken leg regulary.

American football is tough, no question, but we've a sport over here called rugby which is very like American Footbal, except the players arent pussys and dont wear pads and shit. And people get knocked uncouncious quite regularly in that.

SKAMPOE
01-19-2009, 07:51 AM
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LOL!
hahahha this doods is a huge douche...y he talkin with a horrible slurp lmao

Tage
01-19-2009, 09:18 AM
fuck this debate. we have already proved to you that europe, as a continent, owns the world at sport.

HANZO
01-19-2009, 01:13 PM
One more reason why American Football is greater than Euro sports:


One of the Steelers just collided so hard with a Ravens offensive player that they knocked each other unconscious. (well maybe only 1 did)



the crowd just cheered louder. We got a motherfucking stretcher on the field right now.


I aint never seen a stretcher on the field for those femine euro sports!

football players have actually died on the field.