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SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 07:32 PM
http://rumcorps.net/rebellion/files/2007/01/gay-soccer.jpg

Which one fits the inherent loser nature of "men" who like soccer?

11th Chamber
01-18-2009, 07:33 PM
Lol at soccer players always wearing the shortest shorts imaginable.


But seriously tho, these dudes get lightly tapped and they are taken off on a stretcher..

there is no defending that

SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 07:35 PM
werd^



http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/files/2008/06/scaled.soccer2.jpg

Blackula Spectacula
01-18-2009, 07:38 PM
nerd^

HANZO
01-18-2009, 07:40 PM
Skamp this is kinda sad, maybe even worse than you making a thread as Fathertime in the Vatican to get yourself in the Vatican.

what happend dawg?? credit crunch got to ya???

SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 07:42 PM
http://misterirrelevant.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/best-soccer-fan-photo-evar.jpg

http://visualrian.com/storage/PreviewWM/0436/59/043659.jpg
soccer fans


























football fans






http://farm1.static.flickr.com/49/179197347_ed3f562b40_b.jpg
http://karistiansen.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/football-fans.jpg






we win!

EAGLE EYE
01-18-2009, 07:43 PM
LOL this is funny as hell that skampoe made this thread of all people


Last sport he played was tonsil hockey with the Pilsbury dough boy ONGH! Jigga!

Just Kiddin

SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 07:44 PM
Skamp this is kinda sad, maybe even worse than you making a thread as Fathertime in the Vatican to get yourself in the Vatican.

what happend dawg?? credit crunch got to ya???
^ mad cuz he roots for this team..


http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Gay%20Soccer%20Player.jpg

SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 07:46 PM
LOL this is funny as hell that skampoe made this thread of all people


Last sport he played was tonsil hockey with the Pilsbury dough boy ONGH! Jigga!

Just Kiddin
lmao...^ cuz cuz hes white and was forced to spend his yoof years playin american soccer..

http://img3.ifilmpro.com/resize/image/stills/films/resize/istd/2722936.jpg

Blackula Spectacula
01-18-2009, 07:47 PM
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z227/vmaguirre/014.jpg

Blackula Spectacula
01-18-2009, 07:49 PM
http://blog.kevinmeltzer.com/archives/Rex.jpg

SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 07:51 PM
mad cuz canada has no real sport...




































cept for pwning thei citezens with their ham/bacon trickery...

Blackula Spectacula
01-18-2009, 07:54 PM
yeah canada has this gay sport

http://flamesfan77.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/hockey-fight.jpg

SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 07:58 PM
oops hahaha forgot about hockey lol so? their racist fuckers, no minorities play hockey...

HANZO
01-18-2009, 08:00 PM
football fans
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/49/179197347_ed3f562b40_b.jpg







we win!

wow i never knew the English national soccer team played American Football.

Blackula Spectacula
01-18-2009, 08:01 PM
oops hahaha forgot about hockey lol so? their racist fuckers, no minorities play hockey...

God, your ignorance is impeccable.

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/2112/blackhockeyplayers1xv1.jpg

11th Chamber
01-18-2009, 08:04 PM
A staggering list I must say

SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 08:04 PM
wow i never knew the English national soccer team played American Football.
hahahahhaahahaha
God, you ignorance is impeccable.

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/2112/blackhockeyplayers1xv1.jpg
hahahahhaa hocky sucks any ways

Blackula Spectacula
01-18-2009, 08:04 PM
You're a Staggering Fag, shut the fuck up.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-18-2009, 08:05 PM
Puerto ricans are a funny species. They play both sides of the racial fence.

WHen around whites, there always on some 'yea fuck those niggers' shit.

When they are around blacks its like 'fuck them crackas, its racial profilin son' bullshit.

You aint foolin me

11th Chamber
01-18-2009, 08:05 PM
You're a Staggering Fag, shut the fuck up.

hahaha why are you so upset tonite sweetie?

Professor Poopsnagle
01-18-2009, 08:06 PM
Lol at soccer players always wearing the shortest shorts imaginable.


But seriously tho, these dudes get lightly tapped and they are taken off on a stretcher..

there is no defending that
What the hell are you talking about?

Prolifical ENG
01-18-2009, 08:07 PM
What sports do you play skampoe....you know...at leest if your yoof????

11th Chamber
01-18-2009, 08:07 PM
What the hell are you talking about?

the topic of my post was soccer and soccer players

was it really that hard to follow for you?

EAGLE EYE
01-18-2009, 08:08 PM
A.C. SLippy will teach all these Euro futbol Fags a thing or two about a REAL "full contact" sport


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/nufiveoh/Slater24.jpg

Blackula Spectacula
01-18-2009, 08:10 PM
hahaha why are you so upset tonite sweetie?

I'm not upset.


quit trying to get my attention, I was fine barely noticing you on here. Thanks.

Professor Poopsnagle
01-18-2009, 08:10 PM
the topic of my post was soccer and soccer players

was it really that hard to follow for you?
I understood what you are saying, I just don't understand why you would say something like that. You see, soccer is a physical rough sport, when you're running at full speed and some motherfucker tackles you, chances are that you break a leg.

whitey
01-18-2009, 08:12 PM
werd^



http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/files/2008/06/scaled.soccer2.jpg


stand your large, as big as a 5 man wall itself, fat ass in front of me and watch as i tatoo ball pannels on your ass nancy boy.

EAGLE EYE
01-18-2009, 08:13 PM
stand your large, as big as a 5 man wall itself, fat ass in front of me and watch as i tatoo ball pannels on your ass nancy boy.

fantasizing about skampoes ass

-5 pts.

Blackula Spectacula
01-18-2009, 08:15 PM
Skamp have you actually been on any sports teams in your life time?

Olive Oil Goombah
01-18-2009, 08:16 PM
;lkajf;oiawejf;oawiejf;awoeijhvawe;ofh

whitey
01-18-2009, 08:16 PM
your next.

bend over ill show ya.

Ghost In The 'Lac
01-18-2009, 08:17 PM
God, your ignorance is impeccable.

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/2112/blackhockeyplayers1xv1.jpg



AHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHHAH111HHHH!!

Nice photoshop!!!!

Blackula Spectacula
01-18-2009, 08:18 PM
more like satinlaced bitch.

HANZO
01-18-2009, 08:18 PM
Skamp have you actually been on any sports teams in your life time?

Skamp still has difficulties distinguishing between different sports.

im sure Skamp would make a fine Sumo wrestler, if they dnt consider him overweight for it though.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
01-18-2009, 08:19 PM
stand your large, as big as a 5 man wall itself, fat ass in front of me and watch as i tatoo ball pannels on your ass nancy boy.

After that are you going to kick him in the face with your ballet shoes?

It is ok for people in third-world non-civilized un-American countries to play soccer, because it is part of their sad cultures.

You are an American and you need to start acting like one. You are an embarrassment and deserve to be deported

11th Chamber
01-18-2009, 08:19 PM
*crickets*

SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 08:20 PM
Puerto ricans are a funny species. They play both sides of the racial fence.

WHen around whites, there always on some 'yea fuck those niggers' shit.

When they are around blacks its like 'fuck them crackas, its racial profilin son' bullshit.

You aint foolin me
when have i done what ur implying im doin? u know nuffin so shut the fuck up... italians suck the most so shut the fuck up u bitch!^O^

Blackula Spectacula
01-18-2009, 08:20 PM
he is actually .. I don't think he would make it .. they may be fat but they're actually pretty strong and disciplined athletes. @ Han

Olive Oil Goombah
01-18-2009, 08:21 PM
when have i done what ur implying im doin? u know nuffin so shut the fuck up... italians suck the most so shut the fuck up u bitch!^O^

yea, but for some reasons, puerto ricans confide in italians cuz they think the whole olive skin, Latin shit translates.

And its all good, i have no problem with it.

Its just something that I noticed.

SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 08:23 PM
What sports do you play skampoe....you know...at leest if your yoof????
i use to play b ball alot back in the lighter years lol
Skamp have you actually been on any sports teams in your life time?
i played elementary b ball lmao hahahaha i aint lieing either!

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
01-18-2009, 08:24 PM
when have i done what ur implying im doin? u know nuffin so shut the fuck up... italians suck the most so shut the fuck up u bitch!^O^

You always talk about white devils and hanging niggers from trees.

SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 08:25 PM
yea, but for some reasons, puerto ricans confide in italians cuz they think the whole olive skin, Latin shit translates.

And its all good, i have no problem with it.

Its just something that I noticed.
how are u noticing shit thats not there... i diss every race equaly, and defend all equaly too...

11th Chamber
01-18-2009, 08:25 PM
quit trying to get my attention.

Lol at you thinking you matter in 2009

SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 08:26 PM
You always talk about white devils and hanging niggers from trees.
it sounds sooo foul when u say it like that lol again, read my prvious post....

Blackula Spectacula
01-18-2009, 08:26 PM
i don't get how some white ricans say nigga more than actual black ppl do. .. Like the green or blue eye'd white pastey looking ricans *looks at skamp* yeah i know you got them white devil eyes and pastey skin

SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 08:28 PM
i don't get how some white ricans say nigga more than actual black ppl do. .. Like the green or blue eye'd white pastey looking ricans *looks at skamp* yeah i know you got them white devil eyes and pastey skin
indeed i doo, but its about the comming up, if u have to ask ur self should i say nigga this nigga that, that means u wasnt brought up how we was...

Blackula Spectacula
01-18-2009, 08:28 PM
Lol at you thinking you matter in 2009

uhh hahah ok .. cause it's a new yr now and i still have a vagina but your virgin ass isn't gonna be all on my case still. Yeah OK.

Blackula Spectacula
01-18-2009, 08:30 PM
indeed i doo, but its about the comming up, if u have to ask ur self should i say nigga this nigga that, that means u wasnt brought up how we was...

I would get discriminated more than you would .. and you even talk all ignorant and shit.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-18-2009, 08:30 PM
skampo ur not a nigga, nor should you aspire to be one.

and you don't get profiled. your a criminal and the cops are just doing their job correctly.

SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 08:34 PM
I would get discriminated more than you would .. and you even talk all ignorant and shit.
lol how do i talk all ''ig nent''? this is me, i aint fakin no stunt...
skampo ur not a nigga, nor should you aspire to be one.

and you don't get profiled. your a criminal and the cops are just doing their job correctly.
when have i said im black... theres no color where im from, its just niggaz on the blocks tryna get out!

HANZO
01-18-2009, 08:35 PM
skamp is discriminated against cause his name is Mohammed.

whitey
01-18-2009, 08:35 PM
After that are you going to kick him in the face with your ballet shoes?

It is ok for people in third-world non-civilized un-American countries to play soccer, because it is part of their sad cultures.

You are an American and you need to start acting like one. You are an embarrassment and deserve to be deported


go try and tackle another man, but try not to like it so much. because ladies love cool dan, but cool dan does not love the ladies ya dig.

11th Chamber
01-18-2009, 08:36 PM
Ricans say nigga more than niggers do, explain that for me.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-18-2009, 08:48 PM
cuz most ricans live in the fuckin slums and nigga has become a universal slum word. Plus they're racists.
Its a known fact that Latin people hate blacks and are much more bigoted than the liberal northern europeans.

SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 08:49 PM
Ricans say nigga more than niggers do, explain that for me.
blacks and ricans know we are one in the same...its simple MAFFUHMATIX!

SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 08:50 PM
cuz most ricans live in the fuckin slums and nigga has become a universal slum word. Plus they're racists.
Its a known fact that Latin people hate blacks and are much more bigoted than the liberal northern europeans.
duh fuck outta here with that bull shit math!

Blackula Spectacula
01-18-2009, 08:52 PM
cuz most ricans live in the fuckin slums and nigga has become a universal slum word. Plus they're racists.
Its a known fact that Latin people hate blacks and are much more bigoted than the liberal northern europeans.

it's pretty true .. I knew this light skinned puerto rican family and they were the most racist ppl i've ever met. It was kind of funny that the only daughter in the family was dark .. a little darker than me .. I think the mother slept with a negro cause she sure did not look like the father,.. the father was this blue eye'd light skinned puerto rican.

SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 08:53 PM
skamp is discriminated against cause his name is Mohammed.
indeed^ but then again, the name has opened many dooes in the coenuh boe degas 4 me round hea!

Blackula Spectacula
01-18-2009, 08:54 PM
blacks and ricans know we are one in the same...its simple MAFFUHMATIX!

thats more like dominicans and blacks (haitians) ... they're basically one in the same.

Ghost In The 'Lac
01-18-2009, 08:54 PM
i remember chris rock said he doesnt mind latinos using nigga in rap music, but only then

SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 08:54 PM
this thread is a classic, seen how many twists and turns its taken form the tittle lmao...

SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 08:55 PM
thats more like dominicans and blacks (haitians) ... they're basically one in the same.
no no no, tell a domy hes haitian and vice a versa and rest assure ur gonna get cut!

Prolifical ENG
01-18-2009, 08:57 PM
How did this turn to racism now and whos racist to whom?? Yall need to just go out and see some Gran Torino

Blackula Spectacula
01-18-2009, 08:57 PM
They both have one thing in common...........AIDS

SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 09:01 PM
racist^^




































only portuh rock cock make nubian hunnies feel the need to blow bubbles

























http://jj.am/gallery/d/45256-2/Carmen_bubble.gif yeaaaa nigguuuh!

Blackula Spectacula
01-18-2009, 09:03 PM
gross

Olive Oil Goombah
01-18-2009, 09:03 PM
after suckin a white cock

Blackula Spectacula
01-18-2009, 09:04 PM
white dudes are hawt

SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 09:10 PM
porto rock men are the fantasy all the women of all the races! tru shit..

EAGLE EYE
01-18-2009, 09:10 PM
Im the hawwest white dood in the thread. After my white snake gets done with Blackula her Pink Taco is gonna look like a GAZA STRIP STEAK

Blackula Spectacula
01-18-2009, 09:11 PM
only the fit ones skamp. only the fit ones.

Blackula Spectacula
01-18-2009, 09:13 PM
Im the hawwest white dood in the thread. After my white snake gets done with Blackula her Pink Taco is gonna look like a GAZA STRIP STEAK

I don't really dig blondes though.

I like the brunettes ... dark hair .. tall .. a little australian.. with a dash of italian.



*sigh*

EAGLE EYE
01-18-2009, 09:16 PM
I don't really dig blondes though.

I like the brunettes ... dark hair .. tall .. a little australian.. with a dash of italian.



*sigh*


Your mad that I have better, fuller, more vibrant hair than you. You should see my bush. Its immaculate.

SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 09:16 PM
only the fit ones skamp. only the fit ones.
as long as u accept the facts its all goood baby!

Blackula Spectacula
01-18-2009, 09:17 PM
My first love is rican .. so i'm not gonna deny it.

SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 09:18 PM
Your mad that I have better, fuller, more vibrant hair than you. You should see my bush. Its immaculate.
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2008/12/14-xzibit4.jpg

SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 09:19 PM
My first love is rican .. so i'm not gonna deny it.
baby i told u its not u its me im sorry *walks away to the goya song*

Blackula Spectacula
01-18-2009, 09:20 PM
Your mad that I have better, fuller, more vibrant hair than you. You should see my bush. Its immaculate.


hmmmphmm
http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc229/EskoVonne/IMG00030.jpg



You wanna take it there? My hair is immaculate.. yours is fake.

SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 09:24 PM
hmmmphmm
http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc229/EskoVonne/IMG00030.jpg



You wanna take it there? My hair is immaculate.. yours is fake.
http://www.dragonstoothminiatures.com/images/joker2.jpg

uncanny i say UNCANNY

Blackula Spectacula
01-18-2009, 09:25 PM
hahahahaha .. You jealous I make a better Joker face than you .

SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 09:26 PM
hmmmphmm
http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc229/EskoVonne/IMG00030.jpg



You wanna take it there? My hair is immaculate.. yours is fake.
http://www.falconryworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/meindl-boot-sole.jpg

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
01-18-2009, 09:26 PM
Each of Blackula's cheeks looks like a ballsack with a single testicle.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-18-2009, 09:27 PM
damn you can smile and frown all at once

SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 09:27 PM
hahahahaha .. You jealous I make a better Joker face than you .
of course cuz urs came stock!

EAGLE EYE
01-18-2009, 09:28 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAA @ joker chin

Blackula Spectacula
01-18-2009, 09:29 PM
Each of Blackula's cheeks looks like a ballsack with a single testicle.

You know how i know you're gay? ^^^^^^^^^^^




Stop thinking of male genitalia Fag.

SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 09:30 PM
hahahahahahahha

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
01-18-2009, 09:30 PM
You know how i know you're gay? ^^^^^^^^^^^




Stop thinking of male genitalia Fag.

I wasn't thinking about male genitalia until I saw your uni-testicular cheeks. Quit trying to turn me gay with your ballsack cheeks.

Blackula Spectacula
01-18-2009, 09:33 PM
I wasn't thinking about male genitalia until I saw your uni-testicular cheeks. Quit trying to turn me gay with your ballsack cheeks.

ppl see what they want to see .. and it happens to be that you want to see ..nut sacks.. it's ok .. being gay is ok nothing wrong with it hun.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-18-2009, 09:36 PM
PBS has many programs for people like Dan...gender bending, life in the city, during those days when you couldnt come out, lest you be persecuted for your...beliefs.

netscape check two
01-18-2009, 09:37 PM
If they got more strict against the fighting in hockey, the games wouldn't even get broadcast on the VS channel here in the US.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
01-18-2009, 09:39 PM
ppl see what they want to see .. and it happens to be that you want to see ..nut sacks.. it's ok .. being gay is ok nothing wrong with it hun.

I was going to say that I would still bust on your ballsack cheeks, and then I realized that that also sounds kind of gay.

If I say I would bust a nut on your cheek, it isn't gay, because you're a chick, but then, I've already said that your cheeks look like ballsacks.

Now you've got me really confused, black.

I need to take a long look in the mirror.

Also, I showed you're picture to my girlfriend, hoping to get some back-up on the ballsack-cheek thing, but she said that you were cute, and she also laughed at your post that called me gay.

I don't like the direction this has taken for me.

Blackula Spectacula
01-18-2009, 09:39 PM
yeah .. they did that for a while .. they weren't allowed to fight ... I think they stopped that rule now though, ppl weren't watching as much or something like that .. i dunno i don't really follow the sport too much.

Blackula Spectacula
01-18-2009, 09:41 PM
I was going to say that I would still bust on your ballsack cheeks, and then I realized that that also sounds kind of gay.

If I say I would bust a nut on your cheek, it isn't gay, because you're a chick, but then, I've already said that your cheeks look like ballsacks.

Now you've got me really confused, black.

I need to take a long look in the mirror.

Also, I showed you're picture to my girlfriend, hoping to get some back-up on the ballsack-cheek thing, but she said that you were cute, and she also laughed at your post that called me gay.

I don't like the direction this has taken for me.

hahahah @ you admitting that.

netscape check two
01-18-2009, 09:45 PM
Yeah, it's pretty bad when you have a lot of your games on the VS channel. The only people who watch that channel are inbred rednecks, cause of the hunting shows, and Ty Fields fans.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-18-2009, 09:46 PM
were the fuck are you from....i thought u were near philly

netscape check two
01-18-2009, 09:47 PM
I am. What does that have to do with the VS channel and hockey?

EAGLE EYE
01-18-2009, 09:48 PM
Yeah, it's pretty bad when you have a lot of your games on the VS channel. The only people who watch that channel are inbred rednecks, cause of the hunting shows, and Ty Fields fans.


damn you must be the uber liberal outcast pussy up in your upstate Pennsylvania town.


Does daddy clean the guns and you churn the butter in a dress? ONGH! Jigga what.

netscape check two
01-18-2009, 09:50 PM
^^ big fan of the VS channel. lol

Blackula Spectacula
01-18-2009, 09:50 PM
hahaha why did i think he was from australia?

EAGLE EYE
01-18-2009, 09:51 PM
^^ big fan of the VS channel. lol


WE cancelled our cable the other week. LOL. I just leave movies streaming from justin.tv on all day

netscape check two
01-18-2009, 09:53 PM
hahaha why did i think he was from australia?

I am down with the Australians also. Noel411 is like my 3rd cousin.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-18-2009, 09:53 PM
rednecks get alot of hate aimed at them, so i dont blaim them for hating everyone else.

pennsylvania is a shithole state anyway...

robbie were the fuck are you from?

Blackula Spectacula
01-18-2009, 09:53 PM
cables gonna become obsolete pretty soon.

netscape check two
01-18-2009, 09:55 PM
Well I can see you sticking up for rednecks, being from Ohio and all. lol One of the weirdest states in the US.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-18-2009, 09:56 PM
we have a wide variety of people in our state. They talk funny in all parts outside of northeast ohio

SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 10:07 PM
http://crazyabouttv.com/Images/drewcarey.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
01-18-2009, 10:09 PM
hahahaha......west siders

SKAMPOE
01-18-2009, 10:11 PM
i loved that show..

Olive Oil Goombah
01-18-2009, 10:12 PM
i loved that show..

really? i would have never thought that.

It was funny. Oswald cracked me up.

Blackula Spectacula
01-18-2009, 10:12 PM
that was a good show.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-18-2009, 10:18 PM
Moon over Parma, bring my love to me tonight.

Guide her to Cleveland, underneath your silvery light.

We’re going bowlin’ so don’t loose her in Solon. Moon over Parma, tonight!

SKAMPOE
01-19-2009, 07:17 AM
really? i would have never thought that.

It was funny. Oswald cracked me up.
yea man, drew is way underrated imo, mimi was the funniest, and i always hoped thses two fuckers would have gotten a spin off of the show but focused on them,
FxYuBriNT7U&feature=related

hahahahah^
classic
Moon over Parma, bring my love to me tonight.

Guide her to Cleveland, underneath your silvery light.

We’re going bowlin’ so don’t loose her in Solon. Moon over Parma, tonight!
hahahahahha i like this intro the best hahaha song is dope as fuck imo

6vl5FWUMnNM
cleveland rock!!!!!! ohioooooooooooooo:beer:

JerseyIronman
01-19-2009, 10:14 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/49/179197347_ed3f562b40_b.jpg
http://karistiansen.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/football-fans.jpg






we win!

hahaha at this failure of a thread.

Skampoe googled "hot football fans" and got English soccer fans and ended up posting them in an attempt to diss soccer.

http://images.zwani.com/graphics/portuguese/orgulho_brasileiro/images/brazilian-soccer-fan.jpg

i think he was trying to post this actaully

Tage
01-19-2009, 10:25 AM
football fans






http://farm1.static.flickr.com/49/179197347_ed3f562b40_b.jpg







we win!


^um no... they are english FOOTBALL(ok soccer) fans... get it right you fuck.

why the fuck are you making this thread? YOU COULDNT EVEN RUN TO THE FRIDGE FATBOY!

get the fuck out of sports discussions.

Tage
01-19-2009, 10:28 AM
http://www.2010safwc.com/Madiba%20and%20World%20Cup.jpg

JerseyIronman
01-19-2009, 11:23 AM
^um no... they are english FOOTBALL(ok soccer) fans... get it right you fuck.

why the fuck are you making this thread? YOU COULDNT EVEN RUN TO THE FRIDGE FATBOY!

get the fuck out of sports discussions.

I beat you to the punch by 10 minutes making your post completely useless, ouch.

actually someone beat us both to it on the first page but he said it in an ambiguous way

JerseyIronman
01-19-2009, 11:26 AM
http://www.soccer.si/wallpapers/Thierry_Henry.jpg


http://www.thesoccerblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/1soccer-thierry-henry-with-arsenal.jpg

http://blogs.eveningsun.com/sportingword/Thierry%20Henry.jpg

Thierry Henry says he loves America and particularly New York, I hope he comes to play for the Red Bulls

Senator C. Palantine
01-19-2009, 11:29 AM
You look like the WHITE version of slimer from ghostbusters, faggit.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-19-2009, 11:32 AM
oh yes....everybody knows about the Red Bulls. Their popularity is only eclipsed by the Yankees

Durag
01-19-2009, 11:33 AM
Tierry Henry is a god, one of my favourite players ever. He hasnt been shinin as much latley, but when he was with aresnal he was fuckin unstoppable.

Senator C. Palantine
01-19-2009, 11:34 AM
professional football sucks more dick than Nicky Tooch.

It's now just full of over-paid, faggits.

Sunday league football is only for the real. 22 drunk men kicking the shit out of eachother, the actually ball isnt that important to the game.

Durag
01-19-2009, 11:39 AM
sunday league football is the shit. i knew it was time to quit though when i spent about ten minutes every match puking up the previous nites alcohol on the sideline. One time i tried to puke on a player as he was about to score coz we were losing, except i missed and got the referees boots. The manager refused to play me until i stopped drinkin the nite before games. Im too G for that though.

Tage
01-19-2009, 11:41 AM
I beat you to the punch by 10 minutes making your post completely useless, ouch.

actually someone beat us both to it on the first page but he said it in an ambiguous way

^yeah... fuck it... i posted a pic of Nelson Mandela holding the world cup. beat that!... and oh yeah, fuck Tiery Henry :{

Senator C. Palantine
01-19-2009, 11:41 AM
I threw up on the ball at kick off the other week.

Beat that Kaka, faggit.

Tage
01-19-2009, 11:43 AM
Sunday league football is only for the real. 22 drunk men kicking the shit out of eachother, the actually ball isnt that important to the game.

^yeah... now thats fucked up

Durag
01-19-2009, 11:45 AM
The bottom league of sunday league football is the funniest. Big fat bogger farmers who can bearly kick the fuckin ball runnin riot. Its like watchin a bunch of zoo animals let loose for the day playing footbal. THeres more red cards than goals in most of the matches

JerseyIronman
01-19-2009, 11:50 AM
^yeah... fuck it... i posted a pic of Nelson Mandela holding the world cup. beat that!... and oh yeah, fuck Tiery Henry :{



http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/1807061.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19390335F8FA9CA92A612A17BCACC19A093 9930FDCFC4C15FBB

Henry is the greatest

http://www.2006-worldcup.biz/photogallery/worldcup2006.jpg

also here is another cool pic of the world cup

Who is watching Liverpool Everton today? its on in 3 hrs

Senator C. Palantine
01-19-2009, 11:51 AM
The bottom league of sunday league football is the funniest. Big fat bogger farmers who can bearly kick the fuckin ball runnin riot. Its like watchin a bunch of zoo animals let loose for the day playing footbal. THeres more red cards than goals in most of the matches

Yesterday I was moaning at the ref.

He said 'if you know so much why dont you ref the match and held his whistle out'.

I said ok and took it.

He booked me.

Tage
01-19-2009, 11:54 AM
Who is watching Liverpool Everton today? its on in 3 hrs

my setanta is cancelled cus i havent paid for it since i lost me job... so i have to watch it downstairs on my parents widescreen.

gonna get some food, then get some beers... and settle down to hopefully watch 'Nando and Keane become the most deadly strike force in this decade of the premiership.

:beer:

Durag
01-19-2009, 11:55 AM
Yesterday I was moaning at the ref.

He said 'if you know so much why dont you ref the match and held his whistle out'.

I said ok and took it.

He booked me.



respect

i one time took the red card off the ref and tried to send him off. He took it off me and sent me off. I called him flatface coz his face look like a pancake. i got 3 game suspension. life is hard in duh playing fields. kill or be killed.

Senator C. Palantine
01-19-2009, 11:55 AM
is it 8pm kick off?

Tage
01-19-2009, 11:56 AM
yes

Durag
01-19-2009, 11:56 AM
prolly 7.45

Senator C. Palantine
01-19-2009, 11:56 AM
respect

i one time took the red card off the ref and tried to send him off. He took it off me and sent me off. I called him flatface coz his face look like a pancake. i got 3 game suspension. life is hard in duh playing fields. kill or be killed.

hahahaha.

I like to combine my love of Sunday League and Wu-Tang.

I once told a ref he couldnt send me off as my 'G was too futuristic'.

Tage
01-19-2009, 11:58 AM
I called him flatface coz his face look like a pancake.

raw rhymes, raw rhymes :eggy:

Durag
01-19-2009, 12:00 PM
hahahahahahahaha

gotta try that whenever i go back playing

netscape check two
01-19-2009, 01:05 PM
Hockey is definitely boring to watch, but Ice Hockey for NES was cool:

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HANZO
01-19-2009, 02:22 PM
professional football sucks more dick than Nicky Tooch.

It's now just full of over-paid, faggits.

Sunday league football is only for the real. 22 drunk men kicking the shit out of eachother, the actually ball isnt that important to the game.

Sunday league at Hackney Marshes in London is almost a legendary event. an Ambulance and loads of cops are on stand by there. sadly they had to stop cause no one was mad enough to referee the games there are the referee would get the shit kicked out of him if he gave someone a red card.

good times

Ghost In The 'Lac
01-19-2009, 02:27 PM
how can anybody look good ridiculing the most played and popular sport on earth? You lost.

How can a fat, homebound, porta rican, who probably couldnt play any sport, ridicule any sport?

Professor Poopsnagle
01-19-2009, 02:32 PM
Yesterday I was moaning at the ref.

He said 'if you know so much why dont you ref the match and held his whistle out'.

I said ok and took it.

He booked me.
AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

Olive Oil Goombah
01-19-2009, 02:41 PM
In AMerica, if you play soccer past 12 years old, they send you to the Dakotas.

True story, i had a friend who's third cousin's friends friend was sent there because of it.

They eat canned meat and blood sausage for every meal I hear.

And there is no dental care whatsoever....scary place.

Tage
01-19-2009, 02:50 PM
^lol... i know your trying to make a slight at the english... we dont have bad teeth... that was a popular misconception in the 19 hundreds lol... and south park.

but yeah, i eat canned meat. not on the regular though.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-19-2009, 02:51 PM
no im just sayin those are the things necessary to field a good soccer team.

Tage
01-19-2009, 02:56 PM
oh right.

as opposed to the mostly obese, unathletic fags, that come out to play a sport with full body armour...

the european nations that play a similar sport, called rugby... dont wear armour, because we're not worried about out bleached teeth and fake tans.


im out to drink my canned beer, eat my canned meats... and pick out my bad teeth, while i watch the Liverpool/Everton match.

have a nice day, good sir.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-19-2009, 02:58 PM
so sensitive.

i was paying you a compliment. Alot of Hollywood girls wish they had the holocaust-like physiques of the euro soccer players.

JerseyIronman
01-19-2009, 03:11 PM
Fox Soccer Channel is showing some Italian league game instead of the Liverpool game WTF?

Does anyone know a site that streams games?

This one has a link to it but its not streaming it correctly for some reason: http://channelsurfing.net/

HANZO
01-19-2009, 03:20 PM
Fox Soccer Channel is showing some Italian league game instead of the Liverpool game WTF?

Does anyone know a site that streams games?

This one has a link to it but its not streaming it correctly for some reason: http://channelsurfing.net/

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/cora4

and the code is : 150804

netscape check two
01-19-2009, 03:22 PM
Blades of Steel was popular, but I liked Ice Hockey better.

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JerseyIronman
01-19-2009, 04:04 PM
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/cora4

and the code is : 150804

Werd... thanks

Huggasaurus Sex
01-19-2009, 04:38 PM
i think the best way to ridicule soccer fans is for a 30 year old, drug dealing, low life, morbidly obese, puerto rican 5 percenter, who was never picked first at any sport ever in his entire life, to start a thread about it on a wu-tang internet forum. and then post pictures of soccer players in queer poses.

that'll get'em.

SKAMPOE
01-19-2009, 05:56 PM
i think the best way to ridicule soccer fans is for a 30 year old, drug dealing, low life, morbidly obese, puerto rican 5 percenter, who was never picked first at any sport ever in his entire life, to start a thread about it on a wu-tang internet forum. and then post pictures of soccer players in queer poses.

that'll get'em.

fag
































































lol




















:loser:
http://prblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/number_one.jpg

snapple
01-19-2009, 06:25 PM
why you hate soccer? i don't get it....

when was the last time you even played a sport and didnt get shitted on?...lol...

netscape check two
01-19-2009, 06:30 PM
Skamps is a champion bowler. He could go pro if he wanted.

Professor Poopsnagle
01-19-2009, 07:26 PM
i think the best way to ridicule soccer fans is for a 30 year old, drug dealing, low life, morbidly obese, puerto rican 5 percenter, who was never picked first at any sport ever in his entire life, to start a thread about it on a wu-tang internet forum. and then post pictures of soccer players in queer poses.

that'll get'em.Hahahahaa!

To be honest the handbag picture offended me.

11th Chamber
01-19-2009, 07:31 PM
^^ Cool, but which poll option did u choose?

EAGLE EYE
01-19-2009, 07:33 PM
I chose grass fairies.



If you havent voted do it now.

11th Chamber
01-19-2009, 08:35 PM
No votes for foreign-ball fags?

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
01-19-2009, 09:17 PM
I chose Communist Kickballers, because soccer really is kind of a less-cool version of kickball. Kickball is straight gangsta, and I would watch it if it were televised.

Soccer is also inherently communist. Perhaps at one point it was a good idea in theory, but it has proven to be outdated and an inherent failure, yet poor, third-world people cannot help but cling to it.

SKAMPOE
01-19-2009, 09:32 PM
please vote responsibly

JerseyIronman
01-19-2009, 10:34 PM
this is a massive failure of a thread


http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/ssmask-1-1.jpg
soccer sissies?? thats the best u got?

really?


http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/ssmask-1-1.jpg


thats 1 of the 4 best insults you could think of?




























































http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/ssmask-1-1.jpg

EAGLE EYE
01-19-2009, 10:38 PM
im not even gonna comment on that sig

JerseyIronman
01-19-2009, 10:44 PM
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/ssmask-1-1.jpg

It looks like your seeing him through a crack in a bathroom stall, constipated as fuck

netscape check two
01-19-2009, 11:21 PM
Larry from the three stooges went gangsta.

SKAMPOE
01-20-2009, 12:19 AM
lol^im a funny bastid, but when it come to the money i aint the one 2 laff wit!


im not even gonna comment on that sig
sig is the shit dont front, ya wish ya looked like me, ya hate me cuz i fit the description! think about it./....
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/ssmask-1-1.jpg

It looks like your seeing him through a crack in a bathroom stall, constipated as fuck
nigga u wish u wuz me, u wish u looked like me, u hate lookin like the random whoight kid stuck in eternal puberty..
























dats it, i've spoke! throws thread in my personla classics sekCHUN!

EAGLE EYE
01-20-2009, 12:34 AM
lol^im a funny bastid, but when it come to the money i aint the one 2 laff wit!



sig is the shit dont front, ya wish ya looked like me, ya hate me cuz i fit the description! think about it./....

nigga u wish u wuz me, u wish u looked like me, u hate lookin like the random whoight kid stuck in eternal puberty..
























dats it, i've spoke! throws thread in my personla classics sekCHUN!


http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/552/artzncraftzlh4.jpg


artz & craftz allllll dayyyyyyyy baby!

SKAMPOE
01-20-2009, 12:37 AM
hahahaha werd werd


im still tryna figure out how do i copy sum ones head and post on sum one else's body?

EAGLE EYE
01-20-2009, 12:49 AM
first you gotta learn to see through 6 and rise above the mist!

11th Chamber
01-20-2009, 01:49 AM
^^ you're gonna have to help prop him up in order for that to occur.

SKAMPOE
01-20-2009, 07:24 AM
Lol

Paranoid
01-20-2009, 04:04 PM
grass fairies was obviously the best choice

SKAMPOE
01-20-2009, 04:27 PM
co sign^ lol