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MAYOR QUIMBY
01-19-2009, 02:19 PM
Let's be honest, all we want is for these bitches to suck our dicks and take it up the ass like a good whore. Am i right fellas?!


But noo, all girls want is for YOU to listen to THEIR problems while they talk about how their day went and all the drama they go through, blah blah,,, STFU!!!


So next time you get attracted to a female, remember not to try to become their BF, instead just become their fuck buddy. Just pump 'em and dump 'em!!!

TSA
01-19-2009, 02:19 PM
^lonely.

HANZO
01-19-2009, 02:24 PM
you really have problems communicating with women dnt you??

MAYOR QUIMBY
01-19-2009, 02:26 PM
NO! that's not my point.

My point is the only reason a guy gets into a relationship is to have sex. But then he has to listen to her whining, and talking her head off for the rest of the time. Then he has to take her places, spend money on her, introduce her to your friends. The guy becomes a sucker. Plain and simple!

Paranoid
01-19-2009, 02:27 PM
Emperorles = Colossal Failure

Senator C. Palantine
01-19-2009, 02:28 PM
Faggit.

Just get in a relationship with a good woman, instead a 16yr old bitch.

TSA
01-19-2009, 02:29 PM
i personally dont just want a girl that will suck my dick cause after you bust that fatal nut who cares, and i don't want a girl that will take it in that ass cause my dick isn't a pinky and would never fit unless she constantly getins blown out dayly by several 6 inch diameter dicks.

i im looking for a quality girl with no emotional baggage self esteem issues or hopelessness in life, and is superbly good looking.

stare social degenerate pussy is cool but overrated and pointless and brings drama too, only its pointless and from a girl you really don't wanna hear anything from but wanna still have sex with you so have to act like you care enough to fight back and throw your dignity in the gutter cause your fighting with a bitch you skeet on and not in.

TSA
01-19-2009, 02:31 PM
NO! that's not my point.

My point is the only reason a guy gets into a relationship is to have sex. But then he has to listen to her whining, and talking her head off for the rest of the time. Then he has to take her places, spend money on her, introduce her to your friends. The guy becomes a sucker. Plain and simple!
You say these things, but it's clear to everyone your a sucka for love and when given the chance pamper whores with no education with you affection and money, pusseh.


YOU become a sucker, a good share of us would want a quality women.


pusseh.

MAYOR QUIMBY
01-19-2009, 02:33 PM
i im looking for a quality girl with no emotional baggage, self esteem issues or hopelessness in life
Quit living in a dream homie.

TSA
01-19-2009, 02:44 PM
^alone.

MAYOR QUIMBY
01-19-2009, 02:47 PM
^ YES! I am alone but i am not lonely. And it feels GREAT not having to wine and dine a bitch.

When i get a bitch now i am up-front about everything. You'd be amazed how many bitches are just DTF.

Mumm Ra
01-19-2009, 02:57 PM
why dont you step your game up and buy a sex doll that wont talk back to you at all and stay holed up in your basement 24/7
gay

Huggasaurus Sex
01-19-2009, 03:28 PM
emperorles is one of the best

MAYOR QUIMBY
01-19-2009, 03:33 PM
^I will give you a firm e-handshake.

11th Chamber
01-19-2009, 03:55 PM
He called us suckers..

ahahahahahaha

Masta Chilla
01-19-2009, 04:02 PM
you have no idea about true love, my friend...

check two
01-19-2009, 04:17 PM
What's with some of the dudes here acting like e-harmony cornflakes all of a sudden. lol

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
01-19-2009, 05:12 PM
I love my girlfriend and everything, and I'm happy with my situation, but les is somewhat right.

I am kind of a sucker and I miss the excitement of random, unprotected, alcohol-induced high-risk sexual encounters.

But at the same time, I feel like that lifestyle was fun for a while, but I have grown out of it.

KERZO
01-19-2009, 05:20 PM
^ so says -

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lol

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
01-19-2009, 05:21 PM
Um, what are you saying Fermi?

snapple
01-19-2009, 05:21 PM
to each his own...it just sounds like you're going through some shit...i can't say "fuck em and dump em!" cause i know what its like to find the one. and i feel sorry for people who don't have that. cause they really don't even know. but hey i was once like you so i could relate...do what you gotta do get your dick wet eather way...

Bobby Budknickers
01-19-2009, 05:31 PM
change GF to wife, and i agree with les.
girlfriends are great.

KERZO
01-19-2009, 05:47 PM
Um, what are you saying Fermi?

it's just your name seems ather fitting for this thread. It would be funny if ya said you had never seen a vagina and you think a rainbow kiss is a tyoe of sweet.lol

Professor Poopsnagle
01-19-2009, 06:23 PM
I partly agree with Emp. I used to be in love with my girlfriend, but after a while she started to annoy me and now I'm just ignoring her and just give her the Plissken whenever I need some busting.

Other times I just take the tv remote from her when she's watching Desperate Houswives or whatever the fuck and switch to the game and sit down on the remote and completely ignore her presence.

Dokuro
01-19-2009, 07:38 PM
my GF is Zeromus EG
http://www.ffcompendium.com/chara/4zeromus-b3.gif


oh shit sorr you ment girl frend not gardin forces


i hitched

17th chamber born
01-19-2009, 07:43 PM
NO! that's not my point.

My point is the only reason a guy gets into a relationship is to have sex. But then he has to listen to her whining, and talking her head off for the rest of the time. Then he has to take her places, spend money on her, introduce her to your friends. The guy becomes a sucker. Plain and simple!


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TSA
01-19-2009, 07:47 PM
I love my girlfriend and everything, and I'm happy with my situation, but les is somewhat right.

I am kind of a sucker and I miss the excitement of random, unprotected, alcohol-induced high-risk sexual encounters.

But at the same time, I feel like that lifestyle was fun for a while, but I have grown out of it.
dont get me wrong he has a point but at some point that shit gets gay
i used to fuck with 2 girls (not at the same time) and shit, but i couldn't talk to them. There was nothing to them, after fucking i would like my back scratched and a nice conversation. I could and would get my backscratched by one was so dumb she sucked at scratching and the other one would just talk about herself and all her problems and i didn't wanna here it.


where as theres this really pretty girl at the bank i joke around with her and stuff but haven't made any moves, i will tomorrow tho, just a number tho.

anyways she's going to school for law, really funny and talking to her at a bank briefly is becoming better then having sex with depressed bitches that i have nothing in common with.

i mean, you bust a nut and naked women look and feel good but sometimes it's how well ya know.

KLIION JENSEN
01-19-2009, 07:53 PM
Let's be honest, all we want is for these bitches to suck our dicks and take it up the ass like a good whore. Am i right fellas?!

you're very wrong, i want her to cook for me, wash my skidmarked boxer shorts, clean my house, wash my back, do the shopping, etc, a bit more than head & bumsex

My point is the only reason a guy gets into a relationship is to have sex. But then he has to listen to her whining, and talking her head off for the rest of the time. Then he has to take her places, spend money on her, introduce her to your friends. The guy becomes a sucker. Plain and simple!

learn to talk to women & how to treat them, that way you can get everything you want from her, but without all the whining & shit.....you're an idiot anyways, i'll bet you a blunt that you're still a virgin.....

TSA
01-19-2009, 08:04 PM
i'll bet you a blunt that you're still a virgin.....

Tyler Durden
01-19-2009, 08:21 PM
I'm married.
I'm happy.
I think you're a cunt

KLIION JENSEN
01-19-2009, 08:23 PM
i'll bet you a blunt that you're still a virgin.....

lol, i lost it 20 years ago mate...

Ghost In The 'Lac
01-19-2009, 08:27 PM
20 years^^???

how the fuck old ARE you?

I lost mine on a swing at 3am, with a bottle of vodka in my hand, actually about 7 years ago now

Prolifical ENG
01-19-2009, 08:38 PM
20 years^^???

how the fuck old ARE you?



hahaha i guess you didnt get that one right away

TSA
01-19-2009, 08:48 PM
lol, i lost it 20 years ago mate...
i was just quoting you cause i thought it was funny


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Art Vandelay
01-19-2009, 09:04 PM
hahaha i guess you didnt get that one right away


ghostlaced is a little slow. you'll have to forgive him. he's on WCPT. wannabe colored people time

Ghost In The 'Lac
01-19-2009, 09:11 PM
^wow. i didnt think it was the time of year for corn?

11th Chamber
01-19-2009, 09:18 PM
^wow. i didnt think it was the time of year for corn?

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Mumm Ra
01-19-2009, 09:47 PM
learn to talk to women & how to treat them, that way you can get everything you want from her, but without all the whining & shit.....you're an idiot anyways, i'll bet you a blunt that you're still a virgin.....
word
every woman that's ever been close to me has straight up loved me to death
and have called me the most amazing guy ever (in their words)
...that's a power the gay thread starter will never understand

snapple
01-19-2009, 10:06 PM
some of you lol.....

"I lost mine on a swing at 3am, with a bottle of vodka in my hand, actually about 7 years ago now"

^^thats really really lame lol....if thats true i would have kept that a secret lol...


"My point is the only reason a guy gets into a relationship is to have sex"

^^why would you date a bitch you didn't like lol....

diggy
01-19-2009, 10:15 PM
Emperor got SONNED!!

Paranoid
01-20-2009, 01:00 AM
my GF is Zeromus EG
http://www.ffcompendium.com/chara/4zeromus-b3.gif


oh shit sorr you ment girl frend not gardin forces


i hitched

lol

MAYOR QUIMBY
01-20-2009, 09:30 PM
Emperor got SONNED!!
Example of this?

KLIION JENSEN
01-21-2009, 04:51 AM
20 years^^???

how the fuck old ARE you?

32 in March...i was a young'un, and i smoked my first spliff right after...

Emperor got SONNED!!

was it really that hard ??

Example of this?

you started the thread right ?? read your first post, you sonned yourself....

and Les, no one with sense gets into a relationship for JUST sex, thats what hoes, skets, hoodrats, drunk chicks, married bitches, milfs, are for.....theres more to a relationship than just fucking, you need to act like you got fur on ya little nuts & grow the fuck up...

Edgar Erebus
01-21-2009, 04:53 AM
Let's be honest, all we want is for these bitches to suck our dicks and take it up the ass like a good whore. Am i right fellas?!


But noo, all girls want is for YOU to listen to THEIR problems while they talk about how their day went and all the drama they go through, blah blah,,, STFU!!!


So next time you get attracted to a female, remember not to try to become their BF, instead just become their fuck buddy. Just pump 'em and dump 'em!!!


http://www.freefoto.com/images/23/34/23_34_17---Virgin-Trains-High-Speed-Train-at-Edinburgh_web.jpg


Only them can come up with such crackpot theories.

SHRAP
01-21-2009, 05:25 AM
My point is the only reason a guy gets into a relationship is to have sex.

:lmao:

good luck "havin sex" when u turn 60 and youre broke tired and lonely from wastin all your time and energy tryin to stick your dick into as many easy holes as possible, faggot

cap
01-21-2009, 07:54 AM
Let's be honest, all we want is for these bitches to suck our dicks and take it up the ass like a good whore. Am i right fellas?!


But noo, all girls want is for YOU to listen to THEIR problems while they talk about how their day went and all the drama they go through, blah blah,,, STFU!!!


So next time you get attracted to a female, remember not to try to become their BF, instead just become their fuck buddy. Just pump 'em and dump 'em!!!

i have 2 girls (some weekends even more) one girl is like a princess the other is a sex driven dime,who is insanely in love with me.

check and mate

Durag
01-21-2009, 08:39 AM
Let's be honest, all we want is for these bitches to suck our dicks and take it up the ass like a good whore. Am i right fellas?!


But noo, all girls want is for YOU to listen to THEIR problems while they talk about how their day went and all the drama they go through, blah blah,,, STFU!!!


So next time you get attracted to a female, remember not to try to become their BF, instead just become their fuck buddy. Just pump 'em and dump 'em!!!

Really, is this advice from the guy that elbows himself to masterbate, looks and acts like the nerdy vrigin from american pie, and who is attracted IN REAL LIFE to 12 year old girls prolly coz thats all he can pull?

Damn, id rather listen to a bitch with all her problems than you.

You prolly got spots. And piles.