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Jet Set
01-21-2009, 02:46 PM
As some of you may know, I currently occupy a job selling tv's to the masses. Anything from 19 inch to 65 inch. Sometimes I sell a complete set with a Blu-Ray player and speakers, which also needs to be installed. And like that our installer take old stuff from people sometimes.

This one time I sold a 26" Panasonic with Blu-Ray Home Theater set. Everything had to be installed and all the old stuff had to be removed. This included an old CD-I player. Philips failed attempt at penetrating the console market with a disc based system in the early ninties. Based upon a technique that they developed for Nintendo, in race with Sony.

When I heard the customer saying this I said hold up. I'd like to have that one. That is some classicness right there. All said and done, I could pick it up at the folks home. Took me sometime to make an appointment because we just went into sales, and heavy driking after work does not leave much room for a customer visit.

Today I finally went to pick up the player. After a long walk through Utrecht I found the place. They had everything set up to be taken away. Player model-450, controller & cables and CD-I's. Now this is were it got awkward. The dude who owned it wasn't there, and his mom handed it over. As soon as I was outside I took a closer look at the goods.

No, Hotel Mario or fucked up Zelda games. Instead a modest collection of porn on Interactive CD's. All from 1995. The CD-I has turned into a Porn time machine. All this leaves me feeling a bit strange knowing this was a strangers collection.

And now I am wondering who is investing in the second hand porn market. Seems a little sticky to me. Also I'm looking for a new controller for the player...

Tage
01-21-2009, 02:50 PM
haha nice story...

eBay?

KLIION JENSEN
01-21-2009, 02:54 PM
fuck it, free is free...as long as it aint no fag shit in there ya good...

Ghost In The 'Lac
01-21-2009, 03:22 PM
id feel weird touching any of that, espcially if it has a remote, uughh

MAYOR QUIMBY
01-21-2009, 04:21 PM
i cop 2nd hand (no pun intended) porn all the time. Aint no thang but a chicken wang.

SHRAP
01-21-2009, 04:39 PM
its not like this is the 80's or some shit and mothafuckas is still looking at them magazines. now secondhand magazines is some dirty shit, bwoy a bust dem dick pon the pages :lmao:

KLIION JENSEN
01-21-2009, 04:44 PM
bwoy a bust dem dick pon the pages :lmao:

did you just turn into a yardie or something, lol, i bet you sound like a right dickhead when you talk like that.....i bet you talk like that infront of actual Jamaican people dont you, lol, and i bet they piss themselves laughing when you leave.....

you truely are SupaWigga aint you ??

SHRAP
01-21-2009, 04:47 PM
me nah vex wit the likkle battyman pon mi wood :lmao:

KLIION JENSEN
01-21-2009, 04:53 PM
me nah vex wit the likkle battyman pon mi wood :lmao:

lmmfao.........you fucking moron.............if i lived your life i woulda found a really tall building to see if i could fly....lol........oh shit....i just pissed my pants laughing so god damn hard..........

SHRAP
01-21-2009, 05:01 PM
oh shit....i just pissed my pants

:lmao: good job virgin, bet your mom will be happy

i guess u would think its funny that i speak to my girl in her native language too

KLIION JENSEN
01-21-2009, 05:09 PM
lol.....Jamaican Patois IS NOT A LANGUAGE.....the language most people in Jamaica speak is called ENGLISH.....the part of the speech that makes it sound so different is called an accent....my god you're one dumb little cracker......and i'll bet she laughs at you behind your back....cos you look & sound like a retard

SHRAP
01-21-2009, 05:12 PM
my girl dont speak patois gago :lmao: shes filipina

Ghost In The 'Lac
01-21-2009, 05:13 PM
no patwa actually IS a language, its not the same as jamaican english, its a mixture of alot of languages

it isnt english really at all, you wont understand it if you just speak english

KLIION JENSEN
01-21-2009, 05:14 PM
well if you can speak her native tongue, then by all means do so....but you was the one trying to type/talk patois...making it out like ya girl (yeah right) was Jamaican

KLIION JENSEN
01-21-2009, 05:16 PM
no patwa actually IS a language, its not the same as jamaican english, its a mixture of alot of languages

it isnt english really at all, you wont understand it if you just speak english

sorry, but from what my black friends Jamaican parents have told me, it is English mainly, mixed with parts of other languages, and i do actually understand it enough to hold full on conversations & can talk it a little bit, but i choose not to (1) cos i'm white (2) cos i sound like a pratt when i do

SHRAP
01-21-2009, 05:23 PM
well if you can speak her native tongue, then by all means do so....but you was the one trying to type/talk patois...making it out like ya girl (yeah right) was Jamaican

pussy i used 2 chill with pure trinis. i was sayin that if u think its funny that i speak that shit sometimes then u probably also think its funny that i speak to my girl in her language too. i speak some french too, if u can only speak 1 language thats your problem this is 2009 bitch

DUMBO
01-21-2009, 05:25 PM
similar story:

a few years back i was looking inside my roommates room for some money while he was at work - money i presumed he took from my room while i was at work - and i found some vhs cassettes with porn on them. i swiftly took them to my room for further analysis and found to my horror that they were regarding trans-sexuals - that is tranny black men with titties sucking off normal men (at least as normal as a tranny-love man could be).

anyways, similar story huh?

SHRAP
01-21-2009, 05:26 PM
cos i sound like a pratt when i do

thats your problem faggot, 2 years ago whenever i talked to someone on the phone IN REGULAR FUCKIN ENGLISH they would always ask if i was from trinidad :lmao: not everyone has a little bitch cracker macaulay culkin voice like u :lmao:

http://druglaw.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/21/homealone.jpg

KLIION JENSEN
01-21-2009, 05:27 PM
if u can only speak 1 language thats your problem this is 2009 bitch

not my problem, i'm good.....my language skills are what they are....nuthin for you to worry about, bitch

SHRAP
01-21-2009, 05:28 PM
similar story:

a few years back i was looking inside my roommates room for some money while he was at work - money i presumed he took from my room while i was at work - and i found some vhs cassettes with porn on them. i swiftly took them to my room for further analysis and found to my horror that they were regarding trans-sexuals - that is tranny black men with titties sucking off normal men (at least as normal as a tranny-love man could be).

anyways, similar story huh?

:lmao: man what the FUCK, did dude steal the cash 2 put it towards his operation? :lmao:

KLIION JENSEN
01-21-2009, 05:30 PM
thats your problem faggot, 2 years ago whenever i talked to someone on the phone IN REGULAR FUCKIN ENGLISH they would always ask if i was from trinidad :lmao: not everyone has a little bitch cracker macaulay culkin voice like u :lmao:

YOU ARE WHITE.......NOT BLACK.....NOT FROM TRINIDAD.......AND I DONT HAVE "little bitch macauly culkin voice" MY VOICE HAS MORE BASS THAN "ENTA DA STAGE"

SHRAP
01-21-2009, 05:31 PM
You Are White

KLIION JENSEN
01-21-2009, 05:35 PM
You Are White

i know this, i'm 2 shades whiter than chalk...but i'm not the one who thinks i'm from Trinidad, tryna talk like i'm from Trinidad.....you pasty white fuck, be proud of the cracker that you are, i promise you black people will respect you more & have more of an acceptance of you

DUMBO
01-21-2009, 05:40 PM
:lmao: man what the FUCK, did dude steal the cash 2 put it towards his operation? :lmao:

i sure hope he didn't use my money to purchase tranny porn. that would make me sort of gay too i think?! sort of like gay seed capital.

DUMBO
01-21-2009, 05:42 PM
i know this, i'm 2 shades whiter than chalk...but i'm not the one who thinks i'm from Trinidad, tryna talk like i'm from Trinidad.....you pasty white fuck, be proud of the cracker that you are, i promise you black people will respect you more & have more of an acceptance of you

i love it when the white race fights over being accepted by the black race while being laughed at by the martian race.

KLIION JENSEN
01-21-2009, 05:44 PM
i love it when the white race fights over being accepted by the black race while being laughed at by the martian race.


lmao

SHRAP
01-21-2009, 05:54 PM
i love it when the white race fights over being accepted by the black race while being laughed at by the martian race.

i dont give a fuck about bein accepted by any person of any race, thats that faggot right there. i got my girl, i could give a fuck about anyone else. this dude is 30 or some shit and look how he dickrides me in every thread like a lil kid :lmao:

KLIION JENSEN
01-21-2009, 06:00 PM
^stop mentioning my name in every thread you go in then dipshit, you got your girl, i got my girl, we're both good...of course...i'm much better than you, but thats to be expected....you fear your own whiteness

Professor Poopsnagle
01-21-2009, 06:00 PM
Good story Jet. Hope it's not hairy 90's porn.

I used to fix computers for people. You see the weirdest shit they download. This one guy who came to me to let me have a look at his pc. He lives three streets away from me and he has a very hot girlfriend. So I came to the conclusion I had to reinstall Windows and I asked him if he wanted to keep photo's documents etc and he said yes.

So I went through his shit and there were like 20 different movies of him fucking his girl, his girl masturbating, his girlfriend using her dildo on his ass (! wtf) and him having a threesome with his girl and another guy (WTF!).

Crazy people.

SHRAP
01-21-2009, 06:05 PM
^stop mentioning my name in every thread you go in then dipshit, you got your girl, i got my girl, we're both good...of course...i'm much better than you, but thats to be expected....you fear your own whiteness

bitch shut the fuck up, u are the faggot that is replying to every post i make in any thread. go back in every thread and see how many times u came at me without me havin said shit to u, u was on my dick from the jump cuz u thought i was seriously tryin to mack blackula :lmao: anyway thanks for showin me how just how fuckin retarded people become after smokin trees for 20 years u fuckin vegetable :lmao:

KLIION JENSEN
01-21-2009, 06:12 PM
bitch shut the fuck up, u are the faggot that is replying to every post i make in any thread. go back in every thread and see how many times u came at me without me havin said shit to u, u was on my dick from the jump cuz u thought i was seriously tryin to mack blackula :lmao: anyway thanks for showin me how just how fuckin retarded people become after smokin trees for 20 years u fuckin vegetable :lmao:


i was making a joke on that Blackula shit, you're the faggot that took what i said serious, started crying like a little bitch with a skinned knee you dumb fuck...thats why you've tried to insult me in every thread i been in since that ?? you poor little pansy.....oh my gosh, you really were tryna mack Blackula.....awww man you really are a little bitch, lol

Ghost In The 'Lac
01-21-2009, 06:28 PM
sorry, but from what my black friends Jamaican parents have told me, it is English mainly, mixed with parts of other languages, and i do actually understand it enough to hold full on conversations & can talk it a little bit, but i choose not to (1) cos i'm white (2) cos i sound like a pratt when i do

theres plenty of white people in jamaica speaking patwa

i dont know how you can know if you can understand patwa unless you been to jamaica, although i dont have jamaican acestory (i have 1 jamaican uncle but hes married into the family), i come from a large west indian community, and i never heard pure patwa been used, i heard rasta english, but thats different.

but i watch dancehall vids etc and i wathc interviews of soem of my favorite jamaican artist and i cant understan 80% of what they say, its impossible to me so i would be v surprised if you could go alon with a native lol

Koolish
01-21-2009, 06:34 PM
pat⋅ois

1. a regional form of a language, esp. of French, differing from the standard, literary form of the language. 2. a rural or provincial form of speech. 3. jargon; cant; argot.
examples:

english patois: jamaica
french patois: mauritius

snapple
01-21-2009, 07:12 PM
ayo ghostlaced is shrap ...there is no other explaining it..

snapple
01-21-2009, 07:14 PM
patwa is a dialect of english...

so suburban....ughh...

KLIION JENSEN
01-21-2009, 09:10 PM
theres plenty of white people in jamaica speaking patwa

i dont know how you can know if you can understand patwa unless you been to jamaica, although i dont have jamaican acestory (i have 1 jamaican uncle but hes married into the family), i come from a large west indian community, and i never heard pure patwa been used, i heard rasta english, but thats different.

but i watch dancehall vids etc and i wathc interviews of soem of my favorite jamaican artist and i cant understan 80% of what they say, its impossible to me so i would be v surprised if you could go alon with a native lol


i'm not talking rasta english, i'm talking proper Jamaican patois, i had a couple of friends move over here (england) from Jamaica, they were cousins of another friend, we were making tracks, and my boys cousin said some shit about me, taking the piss, like he was straight offa some hardcore ragga record, and i swear to god he went red with embarrassment when i responded to his "disses" with disses, his brother & my boy was laughing hard at him, this guy aint even been in England a week, so it aint like he picked it up.......i grew up with people who's families were West Indian, i grew up listening to reggae/ragga all the time, watching Jamaican/West Indian flicks from young, so you tend to learn whats being said, now.....dont get me fucked up.....i'm not sayin i understand every word, but i can understand enough to hold a conversation...

i was just gettin at Shrap about it, cos he said i had a cracker whiney macauly culkin voice or some dumb shit, yet for however many posts before he was tryna come at me with some patois....but he's white......

DUMBO
01-21-2009, 09:27 PM
i'm not talking rasta english, i'm talking proper Jamaican patois, i had a couple of friends move over here (england) from Jamaica, they were cousins of another friend, we were making tracks, and my boys cousin said some shit about me, taking the piss, like he was straight offa some hardcore ragga record, and i swear to god he went red with embarrassment when i responded to his "disses" with disses, his brother & my boy was laughing hard at him, this guy aint even been in England a week, so it aint like he picked it up.......i grew up with people who's families were West Indian, i grew up listening to reggae/ragga all the time, watching Jamaican/West Indian flicks from young, so you tend to learn whats being said, now.....dont get me fucked up.....i'm not sayin i understand every word, but i can understand enough to hold a conversation...

i was just gettin at Shrap about it, cos he said i had a cracker whiney macauly culkin voice or some dumb shit, yet for however many posts before he was tryna come at me with some patois....but he's white......

oh here we go... what's next 'some of my favorite jamaican patties are jamaican'? get off our jerk-seasoned dicks.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-21-2009, 09:33 PM
consider it a blessing if you don't have to grow up anywhere near these types of people.

KLIION JENSEN
01-21-2009, 09:46 PM
oh here we go... what's next 'some of my favorite jamaican patties are jamaican'? get off our jerk-seasoned dicks.

who the fuck was talking to you ?? who's on anyones dick ??

KERZO
01-23-2009, 05:06 AM
As some of you may know, I currently occupy a job selling tv's to the masses. Anything from 19 inch to 65 inch. Sometimes I sell a complete set with a Blu-Ray player and speakers, which also needs to be installed. And like that our installer take old stuff from people sometimes.

This one time I sold a 26" Panasonic with Blu-Ray Home Theater set. Everything had to be installed and all the old stuff had to be removed. This included an old CD-I player. Philips failed attempt at penetrating the console market with a disc based system in the early ninties. Based upon a technique that they developed for Nintendo, in race with Sony.

When I heard the customer saying this I said hold up. I'd like to have that one. That is some classicness right there. All said and done, I could pick it up at the folks home. Took me sometime to make an appointment because we just went into sales, and heavy driking after work does not leave much room for a customer visit.

Today I finally went to pick up the player. After a long walk through Utrecht I found the place. They had everything set up to be taken away. Player model-450, controller & cables and CD-I's. Now this is were it got awkward. The dude who owned it wasn't there, and his mom handed it over. As soon as I was outside I took a closer look at the goods.

No, Hotel Mario or fucked up Zelda games. Instead a modest collection of porn on Interactive CD's. All from 1995. The CD-I has turned into a Porn time machine. All this leaves me feeling a bit strange knowing this was a strangers collection.

And now I am wondering who is investing in the second hand porn market. Seems a little sticky to me. Also I'm looking for a new controller for the player...

so what the fuck is a interactive porno, do you press the buttons to make the dude fuck faster and little dial to make the womans tits bigger ???? hahahha (j/k)

I'd disinfect that remote first,lol