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DUMBO
01-25-2009, 12:02 PM
sometimes a cat just wants to put up his feet and retire for the evening (and all following evenings forever). where are some good places one can go with approx. 200,000 dollars (US) and live until the end of his/her days?

I was considering Grenada, but outside of housing and some food, many commodities are expensive. What about W. Africa - can a brother lay up for a few decades in Mali with basic cream and not get alley-ooped?

edit: the money should be enough to own and maintain a house and one fine house-wife.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-25-2009, 12:07 PM
el salvador...you can live like a king and hire your own army and still have enough to buy the government

DUMBO
01-25-2009, 12:09 PM
what are the bitches like there?

and isn't el salvador hella dangerous. you should pick peaceful places, not intemperate quasi-warzones

Olive Oil Goombah
01-25-2009, 12:12 PM
yea but if you have an army that you feed food (which is rare there), they will defend you like your a god.

The bitches?? Eh....the way I see it, you could always import them.

DUMBO
01-25-2009, 12:17 PM
good idea. el salvador it is. bye.

SHRAP
01-25-2009, 12:31 PM
rob the stash house?

GZAjector
01-25-2009, 01:09 PM
you gonna need that army to live in el salvador. one of my boys growing up came from there, he literally walked to the united states with 4 other dudes when he was 10. they hadn't even got out of el salvador and there were only 3 of them left. the other 2 had been hacked to pieces. by the time he made it to the u.s. border it was just him, scarred and scabbed.
that was during the civil war, to be sure, but MS-13 and 18th street are all up in that ass there.



http://www.insidehoops.com/entertainment/swimsuit-pictures/swimsuit_el_salvador.jpg

http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/a4d2/screens_string11.jpg

http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/i/uk/tr/tg/lp/6f/500_6f35ce29d6777c8f76147d13f00479db.jpg

http://www.newint.org/features/2005/12/01/el-salvador-guerilla.jpg

http://www.digitalapoptosis.com/archives/Salvador/ElSalvador3.jpg

http://www.contactpressimages.com/portfolios/rebbot/main_pix/rebbot_port6i.jpg

DUMBO
01-25-2009, 01:14 PM
Gzajector - thanks for saving my life.
Nicky - no thanks for trying to send me to my death.


p.s. broad could get the dillz though.

GZAjector
01-25-2009, 01:43 PM
lol don't blame me for saving your life

tooch was right, with your 200,000 you can arm, clothe, feed, and shelter the army you would need, buy a mountain compound w/airstrip, 2 villages to employ in the manufacturing of meth, cocaine and/or heroin, distrubution of dirty soviet era weaponry, hookers, sweatshops, exotic animal trafficking etc. conglomerate thingy.

you could lunch with chavez and castro and capone and noreaga, and ask motherfuckers if they know "don rodriguez from teh bronx. don rodriguez." and shit.

fuck retirementm your 200,000 could become billions.

RADIOACTIVE MAN
01-25-2009, 01:56 PM
cape verde

DUMBO
01-25-2009, 08:48 PM
this thread is early retirement approved.

cote d'ivoire baby