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L~>1<~NKS
01-27-2009, 07:12 PM
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snapple
01-27-2009, 07:18 PM
ive had a bird shit on me before....sucks....i hate birds.....my car plenty of times...

but that guy got shitted on...2 times...on camera.....ouch...

Tage
01-27-2009, 07:18 PM
hahahahaha... i didnt see that coming

but seriously, im like a bird.. always droppin fly shit

L~>1<~NKS
01-27-2009, 07:55 PM
but really tho, a bird did shit on me (L~>1<~NKS)

not the news dood

it happend outside a subway 2day durin my lunch break

i didn't notice until about 1/2 hour later when I was checking if my hair was falling out. i felt sumthin wet when i saw it and said GOTDAMN FFFFUCKIN MOCKIN BIRDS!!!

it had to be them cuz they was allover my cypher - begging for me to thow them a piece a bread like they were quacks. Thankfully they werent pigeons... nasty ass birds

and no im not talkin bout WOMEN - ironic isn't it?

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Visionz
01-27-2009, 08:02 PM
that video was fuckin funny

I've heard it was good luck to be shitted on by a bird but that was probably made up by some chinese dude that got shitted on about 2,000 years ago

NIKLZ
01-27-2009, 08:10 PM
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L~>1<~NKS
01-27-2009, 08:45 PM
^^^

what are the odds ock

w8n6EU0bSB4

TAURO
01-27-2009, 08:51 PM
Years ago I got shitted on by a whole flock of birds when I was in spain, the worst part about it was it happened in front of this chick I was trying to fuck. Everything was going sweet till we got caught under but she managed to get away in time. I had to run back and shower which just fucked up the momentum I had going with her and just ruined my day.

Professor Poopsnagle
01-27-2009, 09:00 PM
A few weeks ago an albatross hit me in the face when I was riding my bike. It just flew into my cheek and left a scar. Also I fell off the bike and landed on my fist and broke two fingers.

Next time I see an albatross I will put lipstick on it's beak and ass fuck him till I like it. Which is never, because I don't having sex with animals.

SKAMPOE
01-27-2009, 09:19 PM
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hhahahahahahaha oh shit ahahahahaha i wasnt expectin the second drop lmao damn , sum say its good luck!

L~>1<~NKS
01-27-2009, 09:59 PM
A few weeks ago an albatross hit me in the face when I was riding my bike. It just flew into my cheek and left a scar. Also I fell off the bike and landed on my fist and broke two fingers.

Next time I see an albatross I will put lipstick on it's beak and ass fuck him till I like it. Which is never, because I don't having sex with animals.


baaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaa

Tage
01-27-2009, 10:39 PM
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^hahahahahaha

Art Vandelay
01-27-2009, 11:08 PM
i don't understand, how is it ironic that you got shit on by a bird? i don't see the irony.

Sgt Holly Wood
01-27-2009, 11:20 PM
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NIGHT MAYOR
01-28-2009, 02:18 AM
I've heard it was good luck to be shitted on by a bird

i think its only on your wedding day, and also when a bird shits on your new car.:nerdy:

L~>1<~NKS
01-28-2009, 05:02 PM
i don't understand, how is it ironic that you got shit on by a bird? i don't see the irony.


Damn

ight

check

in my community - we use a slang metaphor for women who crave attention or in gringo language attention whore. WE call um BIRDS. Dirty skank suck and fuck fat layered 2 piece wearin chancleteras (pigeons). Fake designer wearin wannabee yet exotic lookin mirame broads (mocking birds). Poetry in motion full blown woman with who carries her own weight and originallity (dove).... and so on.

When it comes to say...pigeons and mockin' birds.... i shit on um - lyrically/vocally/verbally etc etc...or jus use them for what their worth...pimp um, fuck um, dump um etc etc (much more rare these dayz.. the economy and the fact that alot more women are turning ghey, are ghey, or are about to be ghey)

yesterday a real mocking bird shitted on me

irony

ilzPotent
01-28-2009, 05:20 PM
LMAO!! bendito - I wouldve laughed but I definitely wouldve gave you tissue to clean it.