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DUMBO
01-27-2009, 07:19 PM
because i told her that i only want to "finish" in her mouth or on her face from now on. don't get me wrong, i like to creampie these broads too, but in terms of maximum pleasure/effect i want to concentrate on painting from here on out.

is something wrong with me?

Art Vandelay
01-27-2009, 07:26 PM
there is nothing better in this world than finishing in a girl's mouth. finishing in the vagina is overrated

DUMBO
01-27-2009, 07:37 PM
there is nothing better in this world than finishing in a girl's mouth. finishing in the vagina is overrated

exactly. i explained to her that when a man is bussing his nerve endings become very sensitive and a women's mouth and tongue is the most ill treatment. vagina's don't "slurp" and when i buss in the vagina i quick pumping when i cum and therefore short-circuit the full potential of the bussing. only a commanding woman with a mouth of gold can a man to the promised land.

but she didn't understand because she is a stup-pid cunt.

11th Chamber
01-27-2009, 07:41 PM
because i told her that i only want to "finish" in her mouth or on her face from now on. don't get me wrong, i like to creampie these broads too, but in terms of maximum pleasure/effect i want to concentrate on painting from here on out.

is something wrong with me?


No, you'd be gay not wanting to finish in her mouth or on her face.

She's got some fucked up logic obviously.

Professor Poopsnagle
01-27-2009, 07:42 PM
Show her the business of the cock, holmes.

A girl who don't want no mouthwash better like it in stink. Word to Muhammad.

Sky Blue Danny Kid
01-27-2009, 07:53 PM
Busting on her face is cool for aesthetic purposes, but I say nothing beats busting in a hot wet pussy.

Sure it is conventional, but if you time it so that you come right when she's coming, you get those muscle contractions that practically milk your cock.

Art Vandelay
01-27-2009, 07:54 PM
i hate those muscle contractions. it feels like her pussy is checking the blood pressure in my cock. i don't like that feeling

Sky Blue Danny Kid
01-27-2009, 07:58 PM
i hate those muscle contractions. it feels like her pussy is checking the blood pressure in my cock. i don't like that feeling

Well, then, you, my friend, are a gay. Have fun spending an eternity in hell for your blasphemous thoughts, you sodomite.

God will punish your crimes against nature.

Professor Poopsnagle
01-27-2009, 08:03 PM
I wish I could make a girl come, but I think my penis is too small.

Sky Blue Danny Kid
01-27-2009, 08:04 PM
I wish I could make a girl come, but I think my penis is too small.

<Insert Generic Ironman Joke Here>

11th Chamber
01-27-2009, 08:07 PM
I wish I could make a girl come, but I think my penis is too small.

CJ has your back

DUMBO
01-27-2009, 08:17 PM
Busting on her face is cool for aesthetic purposes, but I say nothing beats busting in a hot wet pussy.

Sure it is conventional, but if you time it so that you come right when she's coming, you get those muscle contractions that practically milk your cock.

what's more dependable, her luscious lips and tongue milking your man-rod or your coin-toss, lottery ticket, hail mary of a method of timing her intricate and irrational orgasm with your clockwork spunk shot? that is why i have chosen the mouth. i make the bitch cum, give her a minute to recompose, and then skeet skeet where the tooth fairy is afraid to go.

Sgt Holly Wood
01-27-2009, 10:16 PM
im the complete opposite

i hate bustin in the bitch mouth or face, the sight of semen anywhere around anyone's face makes me wanna vomit.. dunno why

i always do that shit inside the bitch pootang..

drippie k
01-28-2009, 02:22 AM
theres nothing less gay than wanting to cum on a girls face

tell her all your friends on the wu-tang clan internet message board say so

DUMBO
01-28-2009, 05:21 AM
i'll tell her that tonight when i squeeze one out on her grill, and the corp know the results of our discussion.

Durag
01-28-2009, 05:43 AM
Good thread.

My girlfriend has big titis so i like busting on them, she doesnt like it on the face or in the mouth though.

Nutting in a bitch ear is the new thing. Shit trickles down her nose after.

drippie k
01-28-2009, 06:19 AM
personally, i prefer bustin on a nice pair of ass cheeks

Crackhead Bob
01-28-2009, 07:51 AM
Good thread.

My girlfriend has big titis so i like busting on them, she doesnt like it on the face or in the mouth though.

Nutting in a bitch ear is the new thing. Shit trickles down her nose after.

I don't know. When I read the first post, my Spidey poker senses kicked in and i immediately thought the thread starter is lying.

Look, girls talk. They talk to each other about everything sensitive, especially sex, and although they may not like getting blasted in the face, they certainly would understand the porno-cultural statement of a pearl necklace to the grill. Any woman that would accuse you of being gay for wanting to blast on her motif is simply unrealistic, unreal, or living under a rock. Sexual openness is about crossing bridges in the culture, for example, in the late seventies and early eighties it was fashionable to have cousin It pubic hair, but then the nineties came and we went from triangles, to airstrips, to Brazilian nothingness in the blink of an eye. The eighties and nineties also saw a renaissance in the age of fellatio, as every young girl who reached sexual maturity saw it as a landmark in her development, and in an odd twist became a peer pressure talking point to the fact that everybody, especially teenage girls, was doing it.

Unfortunately for woman, we are currently in the seemingly unending renaissance of cunnilingus, as most men are too prideful to even do research or ask questions regarding a womans vagina, scientifically, the holy grail of sexuality (we still don't know enough). The mafia and other strong "men only" groups have permeated the culture with this nonsense taboo that pussy licking somehow makes you less of a man.

If you ask me, if you can't get a woman off, you aren't a man at all. You are Blackula.

Ah yes, my point. The where to put it argument is an old one, and while some woman can't stand the smell, texture, and taste of jizz, most have seen a porno and realize where a guy really wants it. (in their stomach)

Crackhead Bob
01-28-2009, 07:58 AM
I think, more than anything, spelling girlfriend with a "U" makes you gay.

ilzPotent
01-28-2009, 09:29 AM
:clap:

NAKHI the SOLORIAN
01-28-2009, 09:38 AM
I don't know. When I read the first post, my Spidey poker senses kicked in and i immediately thought the thread starter is lying.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahaha


If you ask me, if you can't get a woman off, you aren't a man at all. You are Blackula.



ahahahahhahahahahahahhaha


oh shit I almost fell out of the chair with these two wisecracks..........



nice way to enjoy this snow day...

Durag
01-28-2009, 09:38 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f7/Ejaculation_educational_ani_short.gif

ilzPotent
01-28-2009, 09:44 AM
wtf? you googled that pic?


pfft weird.

Wait. Do men like seeing other men gizz? I need to know.

NAKHI the SOLORIAN
01-28-2009, 09:50 AM
actually I like to see women jizz...


more so the crazy looks they give makes me crack up.........

Durag
01-28-2009, 09:52 AM
Got it from skampoe's thread of awsome shit in the CC. Lots of jewles there.

Charles Barry
01-28-2009, 10:13 AM
Busting in a girls mouth is a beautiful thing, one of life's true joys. When I see a woman I like, I'm usually thinking more about what my dick would feel like in her mouth instead of how it would be to fuck her. However, how can you not like busting while in the pussy? When that shit is feeling right, I'm not even trying to break rhythm. I'm trying to feel every inch of that pussy and bust my medicine inside that joint.

snapple
01-28-2009, 10:49 AM
ohhh shit you know your girl is creeping when she calls you gay LOL

NAKHI the SOLORIAN
01-28-2009, 10:57 AM
hahahahahahaa


iiiight I am out gotta brave this bad weather to pick up some money

Senator C. Palantine
01-28-2009, 11:14 AM
Bussing in a girls ass is the realest shit.

Cos you get to see her run off to the bathroom, and you can just lie back and laugh.

Life jewell.

DUMBO
01-28-2009, 11:59 AM
I don't know. When I read the first post, my Spidey poker senses kicked in and i immediately thought the thread starter is lying.

Look, girls talk. They talk to each other about everything sensitive, especially sex, and although they may not like getting blasted in the face, they certainly would understand the porno-cultural statement of a pearl necklace to the grill. Any woman that would accuse you of being gay for wanting to blast on her motif is simply unrealistic, unreal, or living under a rock. Sexual openness is about crossing bridges in the culture, for example, in the late seventies and early eighties it was fashionable to have cousin It pubic hair, but then the nineties came and we went from triangles, to airstrips, to Brazilian nothingness in the blink of an eye. The eighties and nineties also saw a renaissance in the age of fellatio, as every young girl who reached sexual maturity saw it as a landmark in her development, and in an odd twist became a peer pressure talking point to the fact that everybody, especially teenage girls, was doing it.

Unfortunately for woman, we are currently in the seemingly unending renaissance of cunnilingus, as most men are too prideful to even do research or ask questions regarding a womans vagina, scientifically, the holy grail of sexuality (we still don't know enough). The mafia and other strong "men only" groups have permeated the culture with this nonsense taboo that pussy licking somehow makes you less of a man.


Ah yes, my point. The where to put it argument is an old one, and while some woman can't stand the smell, texture, and taste of jizz, most have seen a porno and realize where a guy really wants it. (in their stomach)

she was raised in a religious cult and diddled as a child. she has friends but is too coy to discuss sex - she's is fun to fuck but decidedly prim and proper. the whole idea of porn makes her become irate. if she's seen porn before she probably ran out of the room before bussa buss performed.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-28-2009, 12:06 PM
she was raised in a religious cult and diddled as a child. she has friends but is too coy to discuss sex - she's is fun to fuck but decidedly prim and proper. the whole idea of porn makes her become irate. if she's seen porn before she probably ran out of the room before bussa buss performed.

if busting in her mouth is a priority than get rid of her. the religous girls suck because they can never enjoy anything sexual, so there will always be something she wont do, and than will fucking be depressed about it after she does it.

move on

cutn' heads
01-28-2009, 12:53 PM
you'd be gay if you wanted a snowball afterwards but that's it...

SHRAP
01-28-2009, 01:06 PM
I wish I could make a girl come, but I think my penis is too small.

call bob

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