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EAGLE EYE
01-27-2009, 11:46 PM
I was thinking with the recent progress in AJAX programming etc..

Not gonna explain what that is, but Message boards / Forums will eventually evolve into something more powerful to use with better features. I think the following would be cool to see:


Avatar could remain static image or a small live video feed of your ugly face


Ms paint or basic level photoshop tools in the reply box so you can deface, high light or add text to pics on the fly

Record button for audio in 30-60 second intervals. Imagine what that could do for the audio booth.


Social network side bar - The ability to be in mid debate on a topic and be able to notify outside sources you personally know and invite them instantly into the thread.


Virtual nudes trapper keeper


Real time "contradiction stats"


Community table. A canvas type area where you can drag and drop certain multimedia files onto it which are represented by a certain icon. Anyone can drag items around. There could be a shelf life for the files with an expiration download date set by user/mod.


Public Ugly/beautiful stats - Zach Morris Looks being the highest achievable stat


USB Breathalyzer + open source forum software to support it - If you're way over the limit you cant log in unless 3 people vote yes.



Personality filtering - The ability to filter out people who fit criterias like (unfunny, smartass, too smart, too dumb, religious obsessed, conspiracy theory addicts, fat, skinny, chunkula, skin color, bone structure, back packer, drug user, drug dealer, pusseh, stalker, or better than you)



Annotations - To be able to add your own to peoples posts. You could rephrase what they really meant to say or just make fun of them and correct grammar!





LETS BUILD.
http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/images/2008/07/30/gary_mckinnon.jpg

TSA
01-28-2009, 01:33 AM
a rep system based on GUCCEH's


HomV_I1ta9I
GUCCEH GUCCEH
whenever ppl post picture of themselves with chains that look like rainbows they get REP...for every day they don't post one the loose rep, after a while they'll be ban for being fucking worthless

TSA
01-28-2009, 01:37 AM
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EAGLE EYE
01-28-2009, 01:46 AM
Gucceh rep...


interesting.





How about tools are visible based on your role in the forum or internet society. Like if your a prostitute who got dumped off at the site by accident and just hang around (not talk about "the music that brings ppl to the site as an example") and just add your whorish two cents and co-sign other worthless fgts


you get prostitute user tools

sdeblasi
01-28-2009, 01:50 AM
What about real-time posting?

EAGLE EYE
01-28-2009, 01:50 AM
What about real-time posting?

thats called a chat room

sdeblasi
01-28-2009, 01:51 AM
^ i mean like each thread would be like entering a different chatroom and everything comes up as soon as peoplel say it w/out refreshing

EAGLE EYE
01-28-2009, 01:55 AM
^ i mean like each thread would be like entering a different chatroom and everything comes up as soon as peoplel say it w/out refreshing


that does sound possible, but would make sense to have a "dulled out" log of recent statements so you can keep up of whats going on

EAGLE EYE
01-28-2009, 01:57 AM
I think a sound board would be cool.


It would have short loud gucci mane noises, RZA going AGHHHHHHHH!, Clint Eastwood grunts, gushy split sounds of nature



basically all the good stuff

sdeblasi
01-28-2009, 02:00 AM
ha sound board would be funny dont forget Jadakis' "Ehha" and Big Puns noise he makes everytime he breathes

TSA
01-28-2009, 02:00 AM
Gucceh rep...


interesting.





How about tools are visible based on your role in the forum or internet society. Like if your a prostitute who got dumped off at the site by accident and just hang around (not talk about "the music that brings ppl to the site as an example") and just add your whorish two cents and co-sign other worthless fgts


you get prostitute user tools

http://www.decalfx.com/celebrities/Cappadonna_Wu_Tang.jpg
THREAD PROSTITUTION

EAGLE EYE
01-28-2009, 02:04 AM
i still gotta go pick up the new cappa album when i get paid this week. Cant believe how gay the wu chamber feedback was on something as a fucking real as that album. instead everyone is more concerned with blue rasberry being on OB4CL2 or RZA's new gay rock band collab

TSA
01-28-2009, 02:07 AM
that Cant Keep a Good Man Down shit is tear worthy.
Wuchamber is a bunch of depressed faggots with HIV/AIDs

getting musical advice from them is like getting hip hop advice from hip hop shop and Ledge from Know The Ledge.

or advice on life from gen chat.

sdeblasi
01-28-2009, 02:11 AM
lol im gettin that album tomorrow all ive heard so far is sombodys gotta go and Fire.....both ill im takin your word on this album tsa

EAGLE EYE
01-28-2009, 02:13 AM
track 6 is ill just cuz all the woooos! and indian war calls they make as adlibs. Track 8 with Rae and Ratchet is crazy too.

TSA
01-28-2009, 02:22 AM
i feel like Rae shitted on the rest of them too hard.
toooo hard.

TSA
01-28-2009, 02:26 AM
also a huge fan of Savage Life
"I dont stunt on hoes but they wet my willy"

^slang.

NIGHT MAYOR
01-28-2009, 02:27 AM
"the thread hand"

a hand that sits under your moniter/tv and say when you make a good post, someone activates this hand to pat you on the back, or give a thumbs up, then on the flip it could reach out and slap you for being a dick, by this time tisa would already be the kung foo expert at dodging the slap or maybe even going toe to toe with it.

*imagines tza dancin around his living room fighting the thread hand*

hahahah.

NIGHT MAYOR
01-28-2009, 02:28 AM
......the thread hand would be necessary for certin forums so you could'nt view/post with out it attached.