I banged a chick in Vegas and took pictures! (Pics included!)

[MAYOR QUIMBY]

I was kickin it at some fancy shmancy club in Las Vegas and i saw this FFYYYNNNEEE ass honey with green eyes, brown hair, and smokin' body just sitting down. I approached her and asked her for one dance.



Next thing you know, the God is tongue wrestling with this German princess in the VIP section. She didn't speak English and was maaadd drunk!!!



http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y127/emperorles/Inga.jpg




We both get REAALLY fucked up and we catch a cab back to my place at the MGM! (No, Rae nor Ghost were nowhere in sight.)


I open the door and grabbed this young honey by the thighs and slammed her on the bed. We did some licking, nibbling, biting. We then tried banging for a bit but i was so drunk i couldn't get hard! It was like trying to push string cheese through a donut! But a couple hours later while she was sleeping next to me, I got sober and tapped it while she was passed out!! The God strikes again!!!!!




I then stole her panties in the morning and kicked that bitch out the room! BBAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! SUUU!!!!!!!!

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y127/emperorles/Undies.jpg

[11th Chamber]

my nigga





























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[Dokuro]

looks like youll be neding this two
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[Rob Swanson]

looks like youll be neding this two
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http://h-date.com/

http://www.realitytvmagazine.com/blog/images/2008/06/extreme-makeover-home-edition-ty-pennington.jpg

Sad but True...







cool thread though

[MAYOR QUIMBY]

(I forgot to mention i didn't slap a raincoat on my hairy mutt, but when you're in the zone, you're in the zone!)

[Olive Oil Goombah]

How much did she run you?? i heard some escorts can get pricey in Vegas.

[MAYOR QUIMBY]

^^Haha, very funny Dr. Jones! Very funny!

[check two]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y127/emperorles/Undies.jpg

The expression makes it look like the first time that dude touched a chick's underwear before.

[Tectrus Moa]

Great story! :Y Was the pussy good?

[snapple]

yo best thread in GD right now.....lol you stupid!.....oh snap good stuff...

" (I forgot to mention i didn't slap a raincoat on my hairy mutt, but when you're in the zone, you're in the zone!) "

wasn't she passed out you grimeball LOL...

[check two]

It would be even better if it was a true story. :)

[TSA]

LMAO at ironman! AHAHAhahha!

Nice work les.

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk320/Ldnx10/rae-3-08.jpg
VOTE.
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=70867&page=2 (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=70867&page=2)

[drippie k]

niiice 8D

[MAYOR QUIMBY]

Great story! :Y Was the pussy good?
Shaved like a baby. Tasted like licorice too! :beer:

[TSA]

hhhhahahahahahahahaahhahaaa

[J-Cee]

What u didnt know was that it was....a TRANNY....nah jks..

Who took the photos..

[Longbongcilvaringz]

haha

Les looks like a pretty normal dude, which always made his dysfunction funnier to me.

You can completely understand it with these other guys, but les looks like a normal fellow i guess.

[Robert]

I wonder what wuwordz would do in this same situation?

[Longbongcilvaringz]

Short, but fat, dick a foreign bitch.

I assume.

[SHRAP]

http://fetchblog.com/images/movieposters/ducktales.jpg


:looking:

[KERZO]

^wwwwoooooohhooooooo

[TAURO]

I was kickin it at some fancy shemale club in Las Vegas and i saw this FFYYYNNNEEE ass honey with green eyes, brown hair, and smokin' body just sitting down. I approached her and asked her for one dance.



Next thing you know, the God is tongue wrestling with this German princess in the VIP section. She didn't speak English and was maaadd drunk!!!



http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y127/emperorles/Inga.jpg




We both get REAALLY fucked up and we catch a cab back to my place at the MGM! (No, Rae nor Ghost were nowhere in sight.)


I open the door and grabbed this young honey by the thighs and slammed her on the bed. We did some licking, nibbling, biting. We then tried banging for a bit but i was so drunk i couldn't get hard! It was like trying to push string cheese through a donut! But a couple hours later while she was sleeping next to me, I got sober and tapped it while she was passed out!! The God strikes again!!!!!




I then stole her panties in the morning and kicked that bitch out the room! BBAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! SUUU!!!!!!!!

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y127/emperorles/Undies.jpg

*fixed*

[MANTIS69]

good work god, next time take a picture of the snappy nappy dugout..!!