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EAGLE EYE
01-31-2009, 11:10 PM
I stopped by tonite to give my grandpa a chocolate deluxe tuxedo mousse dessert with expensive porter import beer for his belated bday.

I also listened to all their stories over again they told me on Xmas.


I know most of you hate your families and spend xmas alone in one room flats (not including skampoe cuz his family is like the swarm)



I hope some of you can drag yourselves away from the internets to spend some time with the elderly and discuss ob4cl2 over a cup of tea.



Is it weird that my granda was playing Korn on the radio when i walked in the place? I laughed for 5 minutes straight.

Robert
01-31-2009, 11:18 PM
I stopped by tonite to give my grandpa a chocolate deluxe tuxedo mousse dessert with expensive porter import beer for his belated bday.

I also listened to all their stories over again they told me on Xmas.


I know most of you hate your families and spend xmas alone in one room flats (not including skampoe cuz his family is like the swarm)



I hope some of you can drag yourselves away from the internets to spend some time with the elderly and discuss ob4cl2 over a cup of tea.



Is it weird that my granda was playing Korn on the radio when i walked in the place? I laughed for 5 minutes straight.

Good for you.

I wouldn't mind seeing my grandparents more although I think both sides of the family might have a hard time digesting the intricacies of OB4CL2.

Sky Blue Danny Kid
01-31-2009, 11:19 PM
I went bowling with my grandfather and my girlfriend when he was in town from Connecticut.

And I listen to his stories about the war and other random details of his life.

He has like the opposite of Alheimer's, where he remembers every minute detail of his life and he wants to share it.

AND, i don't like to brag, but my grandfather is in the Connecticut State Pro Bowling Council (CPBC) hall of fame. He is 70-something and rolled a 238 to my 134

However, I just found out that he has a timeshare in Vegas and has offered it to me and my girlfriend for a week this spring.

EAGLE EYE
01-31-2009, 11:24 PM
I went bowling with my grandfather and my girlfriend when he was in town from Connecticut.

And I listen to his stories about the war and other random details of his life.

He has like the opposite of Alheimer's, where he remembers every minute detail of his life and he wants to share it.

AND, i don't like to brag, but my grandfather is in the Connecticut State Pro Bowling Council (CPBC) hall of fame. He is 70-something and rolled a 238 to my 134

However, I just found out that he has a timeshare in Vegas and has offered it to me and my girlfriend for a week this spring.


Good count me in on the time share thing. I hope your girl does anal and the dishes because I want to make her my slang prostitute.

Sky Blue Danny Kid
01-31-2009, 11:27 PM
Good count me in on the time share thing. I hope your girl does anal and the dishes because I want to make her my slang prostitute.

Well the dishes arent going to do themselves.

Is a slang prostitute like a real prostitute that accepts slang instead of money in exchange for sex?

Or do you pay her money and she teaches you slang rather than give you pussy?

Don't tell cappa I didn't know.

EAGLE EYE
01-31-2009, 11:29 PM
Well the dishes arent going to do themselves.

Is a slang prostitute like a real prostitute that accepts slang instead of money in exchange for sex?

Or do you pay her money and she teaches you slang rather than give you pussy?

Don't tell cappa I didn't know.


When your playing the slots at 4 am she will find out.

Sky Blue Danny Kid
01-31-2009, 11:32 PM
When your playing the slots at 4 am she will find out.

Slots are for old ladies and poor people.

It's all about the $50 blackjack table.

Do what you do, but promise you won't violate her with your prominent chin. Or at least wrap it up.

EAGLE EYE
01-31-2009, 11:35 PM
Lol!

TSA
01-31-2009, 11:37 PM
My grandparents live in Nigera.

so outside of talking on the phone when they're at my dad's house idk

i sent my grandma 25 dollars a while ago

she told me she didn't know what to do with it cause it was too much lol.




its not a depressing as it sounds, its just 25 dollars would get you way more then an old women would ever want. She bought new cloths and still had half left and my dad pays for all her living expenses.


Last time i saw my grandpa we read newspapers. He told me I have to learn how to properly put them back in place cause i read part and he reads page to page

its a crazy world.

TSA
01-31-2009, 11:39 PM
oh and they would both probably like Cuban Linx 2 but feel it's not for them. My grandpa would probably relate to Gza's half asleep swagger and newspaper like lyrics and my grandma would enjoy raekwon's colorful cocaine slang, but it ends there.

Sky Blue Danny Kid
01-31-2009, 11:41 PM
If Me, my girlfriend, robby, and TSA all spent the week at my grandfather's timeshare in vegas, that would make for a wacky teen comedy.

EAGLE EYE
01-31-2009, 11:42 PM
oh and they would both probably like Cuban Linx 2 but feel it's not for them. My grandpa would probably relate to Gza's half asleep swagger and newspaper like lyrics and my grandma would enjoy raekwon's colorful cocaine slang, but it ends there.


What if a slang gargoyle picked up ya nigerian-deluxe foxy-lady grandma in a booger green 68 pacer?

EAGLE EYE
01-31-2009, 11:45 PM
If Me, my girlfriend, robby, and TSA all spent the week at my grandfather's timeshare in vegas, that would make for a wacky teen comedy.

Im planning on going out that way since my cousin has a 4 room house that he doesnt even really live in. He's caked up. Like 'white man' caked up.

Blackula Spectacula
01-31-2009, 11:52 PM
My grandparents are all dead. they lived in Colombia so i barely knew them.

TSA
01-31-2009, 11:55 PM
it was your fault.
What if a slang gargoyle picked up ya nigerian-deluxe foxy-lady grandma in a booger green 68 pacer?
she'd probably be too shy to get in.
she's really shy to ballerific shit.
idk
when we got there she was sleeping on a bench on her balcony everynight, then me and my sister got upset and kicked all the kids that come back for december off the bed that's supposed to be hers, she insisted she likes the bench, we came back that night and she was on the bench, and the bed was empty.

so a booger green 68 pacer would probably scare her off. I'd go with a bike.

Sky Blue Danny Kid
01-31-2009, 11:57 PM
My grandparents are all dead. they lived in Colombia so i barely knew them.

it was your fault.

ahahahaha

SKANK HILL
01-31-2009, 11:57 PM
my grandmothers shit me ... one of them is divorced and the other is a widow so they hang out alot together and they both ring the house and say "mum not there is she?" ... if you thought she isn't here why the fuck did you ring? ... all they do is hit up the RSL club and play poker machines all night so they don't need my visit ...

haven't seen my pop since christmas but he's cool ... we drink beer and i ask him how his football team is doing (not good) and then he's off all night talking about his football team

i don't visit anyone in the family

Blackula Spectacula
01-31-2009, 11:58 PM
they died of old age.:( they were late in their 80's when i was born.

Crackhead Bob
01-31-2009, 11:58 PM
My grandparents are all dead. they lived in Colombia so i barely knew them.

Everybody needs grandparents....maybe that's why you turned out Lesbo. My grandma was very religious and she made it clear to me very early that sucking cock was an abomination....bless her heart.

EAGLE EYE
02-01-2009, 12:00 AM
b4 i go to sleep i just wanna say:



our rottweiler wont stop farting in the living room


my grandma highly approves of Barack and loves his wife. I would quote what she said tonight but it would be like 5 pages about nice hair, teeth, class, intellectual steez, shoes, pretty seeds, and some popa wu-suedo swedish slang.

Blackula Spectacula
02-01-2009, 12:02 AM
Everybody needs grandparents....maybe that's why you turned out Lesbo. My grandma was very religious and she made it clear to me very early that sucking cock was an abomination....bless her heart.

I'm not a lesbo dammit!

and i knew them when i was kid back in colombia... but we had to leave Colombia, we were getting extortioned by La FARC.

I miss my gran-pops, pobre papito. He was pretty G, he always wore Fedoras.

Sky Blue Danny Kid
02-01-2009, 12:04 AM
I'm not a lesbo dammit!

and i knew them when i was kid back in colombia... but we had to leave Colombia, we were getting extortioned by La FARC.

I miss my gran-pops, pobre papito. He was pretty G, he always wore Fedoras.


Did you call your grandmother "abuelita" ? Thats what my girl calls her's.

Uncle Steezo
02-01-2009, 05:47 AM
i had all 4 grands until 1999 now i only have one of each.

i talk to my moms mom once a week on the phone. she is pure comedy. like i look forward to our calls cause she keeps it too real. the nicest most well mannered borderline bougie black woman you will ever meet, but will say something off color out of the blue that will completely shatter any preconceptions you may have had.

my mom's side is Jackson. my aunt got a divorce from a no good nigga. we were telling my grandmother to listen to the lyrics of "sorry ms jackson" cause it was about her.
her response:
"that sorry motherfucker ain't never apologize to me...sheeiiit"
did she just say that?

she has always looked like lena horne and aged like her too.
http://zojammer.punt.nl/upload/lena-horne.jpg
http://croonerculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/lena-horne.jpg
retired kindergarten teacher of 60 years. i call her "grandmother" i got teased because of the properness of that, but since i was the 1st grandchild..it stuck.




my fathers father is best described as a self made hardworking american man. son of a miss. sharecropper. 6th grade education. 9 children. worked 3 jobs. created a house painting business that grew to 300 employees. now retired.
he reminfds me of an old blues musician like mudbone. looks the most like BB King
http://thecelebritycondition.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/bbking.jpg
he always schools me on business. he is a mastermind at interpersonal business relationships. he always tells me to"look a man in the eye" "watch out for the jews" and "always do good WOIK"
his name is grandaddy i am #6 out of 38 grandkids.

i see my grands 2-3 times a year. they live 3 blocks from eachother 10mins outside of detroit. my parents are retarded....they've known eachother since kindergarten, and have been dating since the 8th grade, thru HS , Thru college and married after graduation. retarded.

Crackhead Bob
02-01-2009, 06:34 AM
i had all 4 grands until 1999 now i only have one of each.

i talk to my moms mom once a week on the phone. she is pure comedy. like i look forward to our calls cause she keeps it too real. the nicest most well mannered borderline bougie black woman you will ever meet, but will say something off color out of the blue that will completely shatter any preconceptions you may have had.

my mom's side is Jackson. my aunt got a divorce from a no good nigga. we were telling my grandmother to listen to the lyrics of "sorry ms jackson" cause it was about her.
her response:
"that sorry motherfucker ain't never apologize to me...sheeiiit"
did she just say that?

she has always looked like lena horne and aged like her too.
http://zojammer.punt.nl/upload/lena-horne.jpg

retired kindergarten teacher of 60 years. i call her "grandmother" i got teased because of the properness of that, but since i was the 1st grandchild..it stuck.




my fathers father is best described as a self made hardworking american man. son of a miss. sharecropper. 6th grade education. 9 children. worked 3 jobs. created a house painting business that grew to 300 employees. now retired.
he reminfds me of an old blues musician like mudbone. looks the most like BB King
http://thecelebritycondition.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/bbking.jpg
he always schools me on business. he is a mastermind at interpersonal business relationships. he always tells me to"look a man in the eye" "watch out for the jews" and "always do good WOIK"
his name is grandaddy i am #6 out of 38 grandkids.

i see my grands 2-3 times a year. they live 3 blocks from eachother 10mins outside of detroit. my parents are retarded....they've known eachother since kindergarten, and have been dating since the 8th grade, thru HS , Thru college and married after graduation. retarded.


Amazing Stories Part XVII

TSA
02-01-2009, 07:17 AM
I know my grandparents on my dad's side the best cause that's the tradition.


my moms mom died when she was born and she was raised in my dad's village...she met my dad there.


everything i know about my grandma (dad side) is assumption based on facts here and there and what i've heard but idk the full 'story' i guess. She was really tall when she was young and was married early, she's still pretty young. My grandpa educated her. She had 9 kids and has been raising them and their hordes dirty ass kids.
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/31/l_3f6afa7594cb96fab825f16eaa176fdd.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=83632667&albumID=1717420&imageID=21532785#a=1717420&i=21532788)
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^she's my favorite

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/37/l_3a3fa4a2a653db2193f1494fc4d0e93c.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=83632667&albumID=1717420&imageID=21532832#a=1717420&i=21532835)

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/61/l_0290dcd2e8caaf8473645477c3cbbfdd.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=83632667&albumID=1717420&imageID=21532903#a=1717420&i=21532905)

http://a818.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/40/l_a4460b40fe02c99d4b7313a2eb9facb9.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=83632667&albumID=1717420&imageID=21532813#a=1717420&i=21532815)
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in the nature of the IGBOS, males dont live at home, they go as far from it as possible to work and comeback during christmas time. if your in the village year round its just you, old women and little kids so they're raised day to day by various women, aunts grandma's cousins, whatev.










My grandpa used to be really all about her until one day he just got wierd and assholey. They're still together but he's too much of an asshole for his own good.
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/16/l_39cdfddea96a2883e8d8731d00d9c940.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=83632667&albumID=1717420&imageID=21532821#a=1717420&i=21532823)



http://a803.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/2/l_319b7416a3e57307513193707c04d71a.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=83632667&albumID=1717420&imageID=21532889#a=1717420&i=21532892)
(the gods tomb,..great grandgod that is, dad's side. R.I.P)

my greatgrandpa was really rich and a bit of a historic figure in out area. He was the first to build a 2 story house, introduce electricity to our era, fly a plane, drive a car, have a music player, all the fly ice bangala shit


but he died young and was reincarnated into my dad years later for anyone keeping tabs.


my grandpa grew up with his dad as more of a legend then a person he knows and i think that explains his future dickness. When he was a kid his mom was super protective of him evidentally and he was spoiled being the first son of the family, like a little emperor but she made all the decisions since he was a kid.


http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/68/l_06d0dcf74a27d5884d3247f085b7a485.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=83632667&albumID=1717420&imageID=21532823#a=1717420&i=21532825)





When he was in his, i think, 20s he started a business in Cameroon which at the time was richer then Nigeria. He made a fortune and came back, then the war broke out. He had 9 brothers and only him and De Pollicap are the alive out of the bunch.

He lost all his money cause the igbo side of nigeria was blockaded, starved to submission he had to switch his 'illegal' Pounds to the new legal Biafra currency then when the war ended it was worthless and the gov wouldn't transfer it back to naira.


He didn't do any fighting but he'll swear to god that he did and till this day is a HUGE seperatist. He's basically one of those old white confederates only in Nigerian mode.

Anyways he went to lagos to try to redeem his former wealth and it didn't work out, he brought my dad there and my dad says they were living in what had to be the worst conditions known to man, and he wasn't exaggerating.

He left the rest of the kids in the village cause that's how things work there and really only raised my Dad, and that was when he was probably 15 or so.





oh and there's a huge controversy that he has an illegitimate kid, my 'uncle' eugene, cause his mom sweated his dills but his mom didn't like her and niether did he, so they didn't marry and he claims she got pregnant and randomly said its his kid in hopes of getting married, and he still wouldn't

idk, he doesn't look like us imo. at all. He doesnt even have....the nose

anyways later my grandpa was entitled a Chief.


but uh, yeah, that's my grandpa. He's bascially the nigerian version of clint in gran tarrino. Only he drinks tea alot (hot chocolate), read newspapers feverishly, has a cane that turns into a sword (just in case), the government evidentally owes him money, has blue eyes, and will bust shots at anyone. He don't give a fuck. You piss him off he'll shoot.

here's some of his motherfuckin seeds
http://a703.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/67/l_f64c2c6728d020609c0a6aa99648ed8e.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=83632667&albumID=1717420&imageID=21532768#a=1717420&i=21532774)
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http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/38/l_efb72e48c2b1f6eebea4e0bc9d16567b.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=83632667&albumID=1717420&imageID=21532899#a=1717420&i=21532903)
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/36/l_89b8a38fc5d00e9e21f3ac6e508a1343.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=83632667&albumID=1717420&imageID=21532908#a=1717420&i=21532909)
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(the older god^)

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/72/l_211240718b149ed0b5c726ec078aa11f.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=83632667&albumID=1717420&imageID=21532905#a=1717420&i=21532906)

he has 9 kids total 1 girl, which sucks cause we're running out of land and space and they all have at least 3 sons (except the 3 youngest).

shits real.












oh, and please dont be gay with the pictures. I mean, you will cause you're unfunny or whatever, but as a pretty funny person i say just leave them be. Int2rn2t e3thrz are really pre-stylebreakdown.

SHRAP
02-01-2009, 07:23 AM
my grandpas are both dead, my moms dad died when i was 10 or some shit, my dads dad died when my dad was 4 years old and my dad is 64 years old now so of course i never met him. my moms mom is almost braindead from alzheimers, only my dads mom is alive i see her around thanksgiving or christmas bout every year, didnt in 2008 though.

Uncle Steezo
02-01-2009, 08:02 AM
D, i want to know why all this dudes godly genes passed you up .

I mean off top he looks like he blazes weed that would make method man call 911.

2nd his aura radiates sub zero cool.

did you show him your pics with the ascot and the puppy?
did he slap you?
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/68/l_06d0dcf74a27d5884d3247f085b7a485.jpg
i would also like to point out the irony of you turning your nose up at my skittles based clothing line when this Godly man obviously knows the value of vivid color garments.

call this man today please. and stop calling my woman.

begongo
02-01-2009, 08:12 AM
my grandpas are dead aswell, I only got 2 grandmas left

my dad's mom is quite cool, she taught me how to cook all kinds of stuff, she's like typical concerned, loving and generous granny, she lives in Romania, I saw her last christmas

my mom's mom is the devil, she's the reason for most of the fundamental things that sucked in my life through time ... she's a manipulative, ego-centric, selfish, slick, anti-social, lazy devil ... I try to keep minimum contact, I don't want to be within her claw reach, I will not go to her funeral

I love my mom.

Uncle Steezo
02-01-2009, 08:26 AM
she's a manipulative, ego-centric, selfish, slick, anti-social, lazy devil ...
Babushka Nooooooo!
http://www.xxxratedmature.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/230361.jpg

Crackhead Bob
02-01-2009, 08:28 AM
thats dirty

begongo
02-01-2009, 08:44 AM
Babushka Nooooooo!
http://www.xxxratedmature.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/230361.jpg
ahahahahhahahahahahahahhahah her facial expression !

Art Vandelay
02-01-2009, 11:38 AM
the last thing i did for my grandparents was carry their caskets out of the church.

dezmond
02-01-2009, 01:18 PM
Chuck my Nan some weed for her arthritis durin the cold weather.....

TAURO
02-01-2009, 01:54 PM
My grandparents are dead, thanks for reminding me.

TSA
02-01-2009, 02:07 PM
D, i want to know why all this dudes godly genes passed you up .

I mean off top he looks like he blazes weed that would make method man call 911.

2nd his aura radiates sub zero cool.

did you show him your pics with the ascot and the puppy?
did he slap you?
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/68/l_06d0dcf74a27d5884d3247f085b7a485.jpg
i would also like to point out the irony of you turning your nose up at my skittles based clothing line when this Godly man obviously knows the value of vivid color garments.

call this man today please. and stop calling my woman.
thats one of his loungin joint

he usually just sports the black on black with the red chief cap
and everyone in nigeria looks like they're blown, i think its pollution.

i would say i inherited his love for politics and current affairs, sonning abilities, and nack for having bad ass ideas


he wants my dad to build a system of tunnels through the village so he can pop up in places without being seen. We obviously can't afford it.

BIG D O
02-01-2009, 02:49 PM
only have one grand parent left man.....my grandother who is 87......she don't live in teh same city as me tho....matter of fact she's really far away......wonder about her from time to time man.....what she's up to and whatnot.....

Uncle Steezo
02-01-2009, 02:50 PM
he wants my dad to build a system of tunnels through the village so he can pop up in places without being seen. We obviously can't afford it.
hahahaha
Godly.


In my next house i will have a slide/tube built that leads to a tunnel
that leads to a small shed about 300 yds away where there will be a small bag of supplies and a motorcycle.


i think the eyes is the overabundance of god juice aka melanin.


only have one grand parent left man.....my grandother who is 87......she don't live in teh same city as me tho....matter of fact she's really far away......wonder about her from time to time man.....what she's up to and whatnot.....


call her muh fukka

TSA
02-01-2009, 03:01 PM
well nigerians in america don't have red eyes but the ones there do so its nothing genetic.

i think it's a mix of pollution sad and low calcium intake. they don't eat anything that provides calcium except bone marrow (which i dont know if it does even).
btw, bone marrow is delicious but one day i at some shitty possibly undercooked marrow from a chicken bone and get sick at the smell of it now.

Uncle Steezo
02-01-2009, 03:20 PM
my granddady eats marrow.
he also will take leftovers, usually macaroni yams greens cornbread an shit like that...
put it in a bowl pour some milk on that shit and eat it like cereal.

he is who really shaped alot of my "racist views" about whites. i guess since he has been on the recieving end of the worst of the worst he tells me what people are capable of esp if you are black and they are white.

he tells me to always keep my guard up and watch the jew cause the jew is the craftiest nigga on the planet.

this man should really be a billionaire. he invented colored stain by mixing latex paint and clear stain. he said he had problems cause he worked for a jew and the jew would steal his shit so he had to hide in closets to mix his paints. he said he was gettin high and got respiratory probs from doing that shit every day.
he said he cvan make wood stain in any color of the rainbow. my dad said he had the streets lookin crazy colors like blue an creme.

skittles...

Uncle Steezo
02-01-2009, 03:28 PM
it might be that the american diet is an inhibitor of melanin in order to keep the black man from actualizing his godly nature.

TSA
02-01-2009, 03:32 PM
my grandpa is the most ethnocentric em effer alive
he fucking HATES all other types of nigerians except igbos and if you mention on of them he'll give this long rant about how were not nigerians we're biafrans, it's hilarious really cause its always the same speech with the same format and more and more anger as he gives the speech

then he talks about how they're training boys in israel as he speaks for the new civil war.


he also thinks the government owes him money lol. He gets a welfarish check for all old ppl for the government tho.

my dad was going to the capital on political business and he comes into our house, pulls his sword and hands it to my dad lmao!

its a dope ass sword it, like a samuari looking thing only smaller and sleeker, idk where he got it from or if he's taken any heads...probably has lol.



he likes americans and british ppl though cause their countries are powerful, everyone else can eat a dick.

Sky Blue Danny Kid
02-01-2009, 03:35 PM
it might be that the american diet is an inhibitor of melanin in order to keep the black man from actualizing his godly nature.

So, the black man has achieved his godly nature in Rwanda and Ethiopia?

Melanin production relates to climate.

You need to take that stupid shit to KTL, where it is widely accepted by the ignorant masses of wu-corp.

Uncle Steezo
02-01-2009, 03:57 PM
telll that to rae an ghost when OB4CL2 drops. doubting melanin based sciences is the 2nd step towards a homosexual lifestyle. you don't see me on a juu website talkin bout jesus. why would you say tthat RACIST shit here? this is WUTANG MUHFUKKA.

my granddaddy already warned my about you. back up dracula before i pull the out cross and holy water. i have been trained in the mystical catholic arts.

smh...

BLUD SUKKIN JOO
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g126/jirobevis/jew-bwa-ha-ha.gif

Uncle Steezo
02-01-2009, 04:04 PM
dan is like a joo who likes hitler cause he got a cool mustache.

dan completely ignores thae fact that everything wutang stands for and preaches on the records he loves is everything he disrespects on wucorp.

Mumm Ra
02-01-2009, 05:17 PM
^ I never understood that
it would be like me listening to some white power music only because they had dope beats

Tage
02-01-2009, 05:58 PM
I hope some of you can drag yourselves away from the internets to spend some time with the elderly and discuss ob4cl2 over a cup of tea.


^if i filmed that, that would make internet history.

"wtf is a raekwon?"

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-01-2009, 06:01 PM
i dont know abo0ut my own but ive done alot of pleasing Faggy Digitals parents LOLBOBNGZ

STRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIKKK KKKKEEEEEE
YYEEEEEEIIIIIAAAA OUTTA THERE!!!!


lol damn im just too much, aren't I

Tage
02-01-2009, 06:03 PM
http://www.automotiveblogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/johnbunnel.jpg

TSA
02-01-2009, 06:06 PM
i dont think black ppl eat curtain stuff and white ppl eat curtain stuff cause of melanin or whatever, that's retarded.

His eyes just look like he's blown 24/7

i dont think not having calcium in your diet is gonna make you a godly nature or whatever. Well i guess he drinks alot of 'tea' and uses condensed milk for it, but milk is like a fuckin luxury over there that nobody likes.

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-01-2009, 06:13 PM
YES

i see where youre going Wutage, excuse me while i follow you on that ride

its not about black or white, cop or crim, its about the power of a man, a Bunnel, to make a difference, but basically its about hope. And destiny. But mostly about courage to make a change.

YES WE CAN


http://www.automotiveblogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/johnbunnel.jpghttp://www.automotiveblogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/johnbunnel.jpghttp://www.automotiveblogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/johnbunnel.jpghttp://www.automotiveblogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/johnbunnel.jpg

Tage
02-01-2009, 06:18 PM
ghostlaced, we're driving the car...

Bunnell cant see us..... NAH'M SAYIN'?

Killa BB
02-01-2009, 07:08 PM
I got my Granny a WuCorp acount so she can post for me when I'm too busy... Her Screen name is Gilf DeJour

http://www.angelrays.com/mb/gran/top.jpg

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-01-2009, 07:19 PM
^ u look like kelly price in your signature

i always thought Kelly PRice looked like a schoolteacher lol

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-01-2009, 07:20 PM
oh shit not kelly price LOL

I meant to say Kelly Rowland ahahaha

Uncle Steezo
02-01-2009, 07:41 PM
i dont think black ppl eat curtain stuff and white ppl eat curtain stuff cause of melanin or whatever, that's retarded.


i don't eat curtains but i'll munch on some carpet.



yup anyone who thinks KTL topics are stupid has to think the wutang clan is stupid. which makes them stupid for buying their records and being on this site.


hating the wutang clan is a huge leap INTO a homosexual lifestyle.

Crackhead Bob
02-01-2009, 07:49 PM
oh shit not kelly price LOL

I meant to say Kelly Rowland ahahahaidiot


http://www.isidrapersonlynn.com/photos/ACC/KellyPrice-book.jpg

actually, maybe you were right the first time...

HANZO
02-01-2009, 08:01 PM
i jus have 1 grandma living, but i do have a great grandfather. never met the man but i hear he really rich and getting close to the 100 mark.

Uncle Steezo
02-01-2009, 08:14 PM
i jus have 1 grandma living, but i do have a great grandfather. never met the man but i hear he really rich and getting close to the 100 mark.


http://www.jihadwatch.org/dhimmiwatch/25W_OSAMA_narrowweb__300x389,0.jpg

HANZO
02-01-2009, 08:20 PM
no wonder i got a couple RPG's and AK's delivered to my house the other day.

TSA
02-01-2009, 09:01 PM
i don't eat curtains but i'll munch on some carpet.



yup anyone who thinks KTL topics are stupid has to think the wutang clan is stupid. which makes them stupid for buying their records and being on this site.


hating the wutang clan is a huge leap INTO a homosexual lifestyle.
i think when they rap about KTL stuff is stupid but they always seem to do it in doper words then KTL posters and its entertaining to listen to. When Poppa wu starts talking though.....ouch.

Killa BB
02-01-2009, 09:39 PM
i dont think black ppl eat curtain stuff and white ppl eat curtain stuff...

What the hell is Curtain Stuff?

Sky Blue Danny Kid
02-01-2009, 10:11 PM
telll that to rae an ghost when OB4CL2 drops. doubting melanin based sciences is the 2nd step towards a homosexual lifestyle. you don't see me on a juu website talkin bout jesus. why would you say tthat RACIST shit here? this is WUTANG MUHFUKKA.

my granddaddy already warned my about you. back up dracula before i pull the out cross and holy water. i have been trained in the mystical catholic arts.

smh...

BLUD SUKKIN JOO
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g126/jirobevis/jew-bwa-ha-ha.gif

dan is like a joo who likes hitler cause he got a cool mustache.

dan completely ignores thae fact that everything wutang stands for and preaches on the records he loves is everything he disrespects on wucorp.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Style, you have the fiery heart and quick temper of a failed fashion designer!

When your feelings get hurt, you try to make other posters feel the same level of pain that you have endured from 36 years of being "Gavin".

Wu-tang makes money for jews.

And guess what? Theyre "religous" and "philosophical" beliefs are stupid as shit.

THey make dope music, though. That's it.

They, like you, exist for my entertainment.

Now, back to the real world, Gavin.

Get your melanin ready, because, as you know, the reality of being Gavin is not pretty.

You have hung out with nothing but white people your entire life, and they never accepted you, not because of racism, but because you're a faggot.

Black people never accepted you because you are a lanky suburban pussy who has devoted his life to wack clothing.

Now youre trying to re-make a name for yourself on wu-corp, and, while it is a little sad, I still think its adorable.

Speaking of wu-tang religions,

TODAY'S MATHEMATICS:











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Ghost In The 'Lac
02-01-2009, 10:13 PM
LLDan sprinkling the ether dust

Sky Blue Danny Kid
02-01-2009, 10:14 PM
You don't really hate jews, gavin.

You just hate their success.


Failed Clothing Line + Failed Marriage + Failed Custody Battle=Hatred of Success.

Your life is a tragic comedy.

Now prove to me how successful by talking about how your parents made money, and by telling the story about how Young MC wore a pair of jeans you bedazzled back in 93.

Your life is a tragic comedy.

I see you, Gavin.

TSA
02-01-2009, 10:27 PM
What the hell is Curtain Stuff?
i always spell certain with a U by accident, idk why, when im typing.

Sky Blue Danny Kid
02-01-2009, 11:07 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Style, you have the fiery heart and quick temper of a failed fashion designer!

When your feelings get hurt, you try to make other posters feel the same level of pain that you have endured from 36 years of being "Gavin".

Wu-tang makes money for jews.

And guess what? Theyre "religous" and "philosophical" beliefs are stupid as shit.

THey make dope music, though. That's it.

They, like you, exist for my entertainment.

Now, back to the real world, Gavin.

Get your melanin ready, because, as you know, the reality of being Gavin is not pretty.

You have hung out with nothing but white people your entire life, and they never accepted you, not because of racism, but because you're a faggot.

Black people never accepted you because you are a lanky suburban pussy who has devoted his life to wack clothing.

Now youre trying to re-make a name for yourself on wu-corp, and, while it is a little sad, I still think its adorable.

Speaking of wu-tang religions,

TODAY'S MATHEMATICS:











http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn175/irondan_photos/skittles.jpg














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http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn175/irondan_photos/fankgangsta.jpg
















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http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn175/irondan_photos/style.jpg


I'm going to sleep now, gavin, but when I check this thread tomorrow night, make sure youve posted a picture of a mockingbird and call me jewish...

faggot

EAGLE EYE
02-01-2009, 11:21 PM
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/8758/stylesnackzjw6.jpg

FatherSl!me
02-01-2009, 11:25 PM
Lmao!! ^^

Blackula Spectacula
02-01-2009, 11:58 PM
Did you call your grandmother "abuelita" ? Thats what my girl calls her's.

yup .. abuelita y papito RIP

TSA
02-02-2009, 12:16 AM
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/8758/stylesnackzjw6.jpg
AHAHAHAHAHahAHH!!!aAHAHahHAHAAHa

Durag
02-02-2009, 04:25 AM
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/8758/stylesnackzjw6.jpg

AAAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhaahhahaAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAahs hahahaahahahahahaaHAHAHahaAHAHahahaAHHAHAisah\dwao i;dwdol

GAVINated

Uncle Steezo
02-02-2009, 04:40 AM
hahahahahahaah!
what!?!?! thats 100% butter creme leather furniture Rubles. acklykyouknow.

Uncle Steezo
02-02-2009, 04:44 AM
i think when they rap about KTL stuff is stupid but they always seem to do it in doper words then KTL posters and its entertaining to listen to
cop out....embrace your stupidity.

Mumm Ra
02-02-2009, 07:36 AM
TSA reminds me of my brother in law
claiming that he's busy the next day cause he has a meeting with the pizza hut president
he'll throw out any sort of dumb shit to cover his ass