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ALCATRAZ
02-12-2009, 12:06 PM
unless you live in a jungle chances are you or someone close to you makes money to support your ass.. so how do you make ends meet? do you work a regular 9-5? do you sell crank? are you a trust fund baby sittin on half a mil?


how do you survive in order to post on wucorp

SKAMPOE
02-12-2009, 12:09 PM
Money Stackin 1 0 1

ALCATRAZ
02-12-2009, 12:16 PM
so u sell ice?

RIINŲ
02-12-2009, 12:17 PM
right now im an OG Mailman like tupac did in Poetic Justice, only difference is he was black

Uncle Steezo
02-12-2009, 12:22 PM
i run a down syndrome escort service on the side.
retards for retards.
its an untapped market.

Visionz
02-12-2009, 12:30 PM
I own a recovery center that gives methadone to herione addicts who then need herione to get off the methadone

ALCATRAZ
02-12-2009, 12:33 PM
this is not goin tha way i hoped it would lol

Senator C. Palantine
02-12-2009, 12:33 PM
I review albums, singles and gigs.

I also write features on bands.

I appear in a weekly segment of an MTV2 show.

ALCATRAZ
02-12-2009, 12:37 PM
what weekly segment? b more specific fag

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-12-2009, 12:39 PM
lol Penistime has started a new schtick.

Hes now a "journalist".

Right.

LORD NOSE
02-12-2009, 12:40 PM
how do you support yourself




With my legs

cutn' heads
02-12-2009, 12:43 PM
i con middle age widdows for their savings...

cutn' heads
02-12-2009, 12:48 PM
im an international man of leisure...

MsRzaRecTaH
02-12-2009, 12:48 PM
With my legs

LMAOOO.. best answer yet!

Senator C. Palantine
02-12-2009, 12:50 PM
LMAOOO.. best answer yet!


Worst answer yet.

Get with the fred, faggit.

MsRzaRecTaH
02-12-2009, 12:50 PM
this is not goin tha way i hoped it would lol

come on, you cant expect anyone to give you a real answer....
by the way, I slang rocks.

MsRzaRecTaH
02-12-2009, 12:51 PM
Worst answer yet.

Get with the fred, faggit.

faggit

Senator C. Palantine
02-12-2009, 12:52 PM
I have a mobile dog washing business.

Fo' real.

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-12-2009, 12:52 PM
I told MissRZA i wanted to be a rapper, and she sent me one of these through the post;

http://data.tumblr.com/I2AT80QPYd4rt2pgg4iynnff_400.jpg

^^MILITANT

???


(miss i had to reuse that for public use one timelol)

SKAMPOE
02-12-2009, 12:53 PM
Wimmen Pays Me To Give TheM Pleasure

Senator C. Palantine
02-12-2009, 12:55 PM
Wimmen Pays Me To Give TheM Pleasure

No they pay you to make them fell good about their figure.

SKAMPOE
02-12-2009, 12:57 PM
wat ever works lmao

































i sure dont

MsRzaRecTaH
02-12-2009, 12:59 PM
I told MissRZA i wanted to be a rapper, and she sent me one of these through the post;

http://data.tumblr.com/I2AT80QPYd4rt2pgg4iynnff_400.jpg

^^MILITANT

???


(miss i had to reuse that for public use one timelol)

mhm you need one of these instead..

http://www.shure.com/stellent/groups/public/@gms_gmi_web_us_pro/documents/web_resource/us_pro_ksm9_img_l.jpg

Senator C. Palantine
02-12-2009, 01:03 PM
mhm you need one of these instead..

http://images.asia.ru/img/alibaba/photo/51322021/Synthetic_Wig.jpg
.

cutn' heads
02-12-2009, 01:05 PM
i smuggle illegal aliens across u.s. borders in my mobile home...

ALCATRAZ
02-12-2009, 01:08 PM
^thas wassup

Uncle Steezo
02-12-2009, 01:09 PM
msrza and penistime's exchanges are painfully entertaining

Senator C. Palantine
02-12-2009, 01:10 PM
^thas wassup


Wacth your back, faggit.

http://www.ultimatetaxi.com/2000/taxi926big.jpg

ALCATRAZ
02-12-2009, 01:11 PM
lol peace 2 msrza

ALCATRAZ
02-12-2009, 01:12 PM
Wacth your back, faggit.

http://www.ultimatetaxi.com/2000/taxi926big.jpg
nigga i dont understand how da gods banned for me that stupid shit yet i seen niggaz post albums out da ass from GENERALS and that shit slides.....

Senator C. Palantine
02-12-2009, 01:15 PM
nigga i dont understand how da gods banned for me that stupid shit yet i seen niggaz post albums out da ass from GENERALS and that shit slides.....

Because duh generals didn't need to change career as a direct result.

http://www.undergroundcoachingclub.com/public/images/taxi.jpg

ALCATRAZ
02-12-2009, 01:17 PM
point taken

KERZO
02-12-2009, 01:26 PM
Money Stackin 1 0 1

so u sell ice?

What he means is that he's on welfare, :mexico:

diggy
02-12-2009, 01:39 PM
speakonitgod, what do u du (besides living in san-francisco AKA the land of the gayz)?

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-12-2009, 01:41 PM
speakoutmyass you got banned for indiscrimantely posting googled photos of black males arms.

we dont let that shit slide round here.

BLACK MALES 4 ARMS

Uncle Steezo
02-12-2009, 01:48 PM
What he means is that he's on welfare, :mexico:
fermi lost with this post

dezmond
02-12-2009, 01:50 PM
Wimmen Pays Me To Give TheM Pleasure



Wot, you take them shopping??

Or do the ironing..

SKAMPOE
02-12-2009, 02:04 PM
What he means is that he's on welfare, :mexico:

fermi lost with this post
hes a loser, he stays losing.
Wot, you take them shopping??

Or do the ironing..
lol

KERZO
02-12-2009, 02:46 PM
yeah and skampoe is a winner fo sure and here's his pose -

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/Fermex/Photoshop%20Edits/Skampoehiddentalentpic1.jpg


KADUNG!!!

oldie
02-12-2009, 08:13 PM
i still live at home with me mam and sister (lost my dad 2 yrs ago) and im on the fuckin Dole atm. 95 GBP a fortnight!

was labouring for a Kitchen Fitter but got laid off!

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-12-2009, 08:17 PM
i tried to get job seekers allowance once while I had a job didnt like. They said you have to be out of a job to get it. I was like what type of wack shit is that? youre either job seekign or you aint. Why are they payin dudes who dont have a job, for not havign a job lol?

EAGLE EYE
02-12-2009, 08:39 PM
i tried to get job seekers allowance once while I had a job didnt like. They said you have to be out of a job to get it. I was like what type of wack shit is that? youre either job seekign or you aint. Why are they payin dudes who dont have a job, for not havign a job lol?


your a retarded fucking teenager.


Unemployment or whatever gay term gay UK people use is meant to act as a safety net in case you get laid off and have a family to feed. I've never had to qualify for it, but there are some people that abuse it.

Its also different than welfare. Someone like Skampoe is on welfare and even admits to abusing it. Blackula too i think.

SKAMPOE
02-12-2009, 08:40 PM
well im gonna confess




for four ours a day im a limo driver

GZAjector
02-12-2009, 08:42 PM
http://a18.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/66/l_465721e08be605fdb5d62da5fc441371.jpg
forklift driver

but i don't support myself, i support my wife and 2, soon to be 3, kids. she ain't got no job, i get very shitty pay for all the shit i have to do, and i haven't been able to find a 2nd job yet. we get 200 dollars in food stamps a month, but only because we are both white and don't smoke crack or shoot meth.
i used to sell bud, but i don't think i'm cut out for selling meth or coke, although it's tempting sometimes.

there are families of junkies on our block that have same amount of kids or a lot more, no jobs, and bank between 1600 and 2000 dollars a month on the state, and have reduced rent. they don't even try and find work.

but fuck that, we're not them. it's embarrassing sometimes even to get such a paltry sum from the government. yeah we'd prefer we didn't have to get welfare of course, but given our circumstances right now, it's gotta be done. back when my wife had a nice job, with both our incomes we were living rather nice. in the last 8 months, shit has gone downhill fast.

i can still afford a beer here and there though, so i'mma go get one. the cheapest 40 is miller high life @$2.25

i used to drink cases of newcastle every other night, smoke 25 dollar a gram dank, rock new gear all the time, go the skins games, give my parents money.


one time i even scored 4 touchdowns in a single game.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee271/caldwelljones/AlBundy33.jpg

EAGLE EYE
02-12-2009, 08:42 PM
well im gonna confess




for four ours a day im a limo driver

that would be some funny shit. you'd be laziest driver ever. not getting out to open peoples doors, dirty as carpets and crunched up dollar menu trash.

hahhahaa

GZAjector
02-12-2009, 08:45 PM
lol

SKAMPOE
02-12-2009, 08:50 PM
that would be some funny shit. you'd be laziest driver ever. not getting out to open peoples doors, dirty as carpets and crunched up dollar menu trash.

hahhahaa
im dead ass serious lmao

i dont drive the real limos, i drive the towncars lol i take rich folks to meetings while playin my music on the radio lol i get tips n shit


cacheen

EAGLE EYE
02-12-2009, 08:56 PM
im dead ass serious lmao

i dont drive the real limos, i drive the towncars lol i take rich folks to meetings while playin my music on the radio lol i get tips n shit


cacheen


I still dont believe it.


You should post up a youtube of you doing it. Then I will laugh harder.


if its true you should draw a 3rd eye on construction paper and tape it to the back of your mullet so the passengers know your always watching

SKAMPOE
02-12-2009, 09:00 PM
ahahhahahahahahahahahaha nah i cant fuck around, these are white folks wit money/power...

EAGLE EYE
02-12-2009, 09:03 PM
ahahhahahahahahahahahaha nah i cant fuck around, these are white folks wit money/power...


this ricca be ridin' around with the illuminati in his back seat and neglects to put the 3rd eye on em..

SKAMPOE
02-12-2009, 09:07 PM
lmao

DJMethods
02-12-2009, 09:22 PM
Work work work.

SKAMPOE
02-12-2009, 10:07 PM
u mean vurrgh vurrrgh vurrgh

check two
02-12-2009, 10:16 PM
I own a recovery center that gives methadone to herione addicts who then need herione to get off the methadone

Have you met Dr. Drew before?

check two
02-12-2009, 10:20 PM
i still live at home with me mam and sister (lost my dad 2 yrs ago) and im on the fuckin Dole atm. 95 GBP a fortnight!

was labouring for a Kitchen Fitter but got laid off!

You're fucking Bob Dole at the moment? That's kind of weird.

Olive Oil Goombah
02-12-2009, 10:22 PM
How do I support myself?

http://kreations.kaptainmyke.com/cp/cpimg/headers/thebro.png

SKANK HILL
02-12-2009, 10:23 PM
i support myself

STYLE (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/member.php?u=62622) http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/images/statusicon/user_offline.gif
Banned

LOL what happened here?

Visionz
02-12-2009, 10:24 PM
Have you met Dr. Drew before?
yeah, I think he was raped as a child

ALCATRAZ
02-12-2009, 10:53 PM
this ricca be ridin' around with the illuminati in his back seat and neglects to put the 3rd eye on em..
lol

SKAMPOE
02-13-2009, 05:25 PM
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Professor Poopsnagle
02-13-2009, 05:30 PM
Got me a sugar momma.

SKAMPOE
02-13-2009, 06:07 PM
lol

diggy
02-13-2009, 06:41 PM
skampoe, what kinda work did u put in for that money?

*D

Killa BB
02-13-2009, 07:17 PM
I'm in the Army... so I guess that means... YOU... you all support me... Thanx! ^O^

TheBoarzHeadBoy
02-13-2009, 07:44 PM
I am a high school student, I work with friend for his pater in the summer, probably gonna work at a supermarket or some shit this summer, and occasionally I sell buds to strangers or bros. Blow most of my cash on booze and energy drinks and cigars (cigarettes are for women.)

SKAMPOE
02-13-2009, 07:48 PM
I'm in the Army... so I guess that means... YOU... you all support me... Thanx! ^O^
werd? my wife did time there too lol

KLIION JENSEN
02-14-2009, 04:59 AM
i still live at home with me mam and sister (lost my dad 2 yrs ago) and im on the fuckin Dole atm. 95 GBP a fortnight!

same here, except i get £130 cos i'm a old ass and you're under 25....

i tried to get job seekers allowance once while I had a job didnt like. They said you have to be out of a job to get it. I was like what type of wack shit is that? youre either job seekign or you aint. Why are they payin dudes who dont have a job, for not havign a job lol?

understand this its called Job SEEKERS Allowance, you cant be seeking a job if you have a job, therefore you cant recieve JSA, you cant get it if you're in fulltime education, and they're paying dudes that dont have a job, so that we dont go round burgalarizing everybody, so were not selling drugs, so were not whipping out burners in the post office on some ol' "nobody move, nobody get hurt" type shit......but if you're working, you can claim Working Tax Credits which is anywhere between an extra £5 - £50 per week....


anyways, aswell as my free government cheese, i work for a sound & lighting equipment hire company, setting up shit for parties, music videos etc, i also dj from time to time, also slingin beats & cd's.......i'm not sittin on a mill, but my days are mine to do with as i choose.....

supreme M
02-14-2009, 05:29 AM
I'm in the Army... so I guess that means... YOU... you all support me... Thanx! ^O^

why aint your lazy ass in afghanistan ?

shit is gonna get heated up down there this year

KERZO
02-14-2009, 07:41 AM
i still live at home with me mam and sister (lost my dad 2 yrs ago) and im on the fuckin Dole atm. 95 GBP a fortnight!


been there done that. when i work i only get bout an extra £100-150 so i only work when i need the cash (xmas, holidays) plus the job i do can be fuckin overly-stressful sometimes.

The rest of the time i dont work and sit on my arse and let my woman bring in some dough for a while and i just do the lazy housefather stoner shyt when it suits me.

well im gonna confess

for four ours a day im a limo driver

that would be some funny shit. you'd be laziest driver ever. not getting out to open peoples doors, dirty as carpets and crunched up dollar menu trash.

hahhahaa

im dead ass serious lmao

i dont drive the real limos, i drive the towncars lol i take rich folks to meetings while playin my music on the radio lol i get tips n shit

cacheen

I still dont believe it.

You should post up a youtube of you doing it. Then I will laugh harder.

if its true you should draw a 3rd eye on construction paper and tape it to the back of your mullet so the passengers know your always watching

ahahhahahahahahahahahaha nah i cant fuck around, these are white folks wit money/power...

this ricca be ridin' around with the illuminati in his back seat and neglects to put the 3rd eye on em..

I laughed the whole way through reading this while picturing skampoo in da front with wu-tang playing in his speakers hickity screwface smiles to the upper class dicks in the back.hahaha

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AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHLKAHFGLJAHGD

I bet skampoo withdrew all the cash in his account when a thread abouts fundz was started. I like the way your girl tries to 'ACT' like she was just checkin your monies when it's obvious that was the sole purpose of the vid, we aint dumb ffs!

So how much of that 3+ did ya spend on pork?......half?

the funniest part about the WHOLE clip is at 0:12. if you look at skampoo's screen you actually see him STOP on tonearm's signature of jigsaw jumping out the car with the heater....hahahhahaha skampoo probably leaves it on tonearm's public profile all night and falls asleep watching his lil cuzzin knowing he's been used as a australians signature...

I'm in the Army... so I guess that means... YOU... you all support me... Thanx! ^O^

cool....tell style he's a loser when you change back to him!

SKAMPOE
02-14-2009, 09:47 AM
1
i aint ever had a bank account

2
i would of did the vid when the thread was first started dont u think?

3
i gets it in

4
never mind how

5
r u wired?

6
u gots to tell meeee or is entrapment