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OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-08-2005, 07:24 PM
yo, i just fuckin watched some porno dvd, and dis dudez fuckin sum bitch up da ass,and she startz moanin,and she goes IM GON BUST!!!, and she bustz out her ass,LMFAO!!!! dat shit was fuckin halarious,i wonda if it can really happen....}:| hmm......

triggahappy187
09-08-2005, 08:47 PM
Thats some sick shit......................... The kinda shit I jerk it 2

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-08-2005, 08:53 PM
Thats some sick shit......................... The kinda shit I jerk it 2
??? u dunt b gettin pussy? my nig

Sun Tzu, Tha Soul Controllah
09-08-2005, 08:55 PM
wdf

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-08-2005, 08:58 PM
wdf
im sayin yo,lmfao, i was like wtf? dat shit was so random,it was funny,i was fuckin dyin cuz i didnt expect dat,lmfao.

Sun Tzu, Tha Soul Controllah
09-08-2005, 08:59 PM
what did it look like, color wise

rzarectah
09-08-2005, 09:05 PM
^^lol

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-08-2005, 09:07 PM
what did it look like, color wise
like bergundy,shit was fuckin disgustin.

mashqauck
09-08-2005, 09:20 PM
......

Koolish
09-08-2005, 10:05 PM
wow, bergundy, what the mother fuck? did she have an ass orgasm or let out her lunch?
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Bedlam
09-08-2005, 10:11 PM
lmao at this this thread. sounds like she orgasmed some shit mixed cum. holy shit thats gross.

Shaolin Warrior
09-08-2005, 10:13 PM
Are you sure she didn't just loose control of her bowels and shitted on the guy's dick? Cause nothing else comes out the ass except shit, right? Unless, of course this is some crazy ass CG we're talking about.

LMAO

Koolish
09-08-2005, 10:42 PM
i remember there's some anal orgasm you can have, watch the movie road trip, it's a fact.

but man i wish i never find myself in that situation, if i'm doing a girl in the ass now and she says "i'm gonna bust!" i now know to duck and cover, instead of standing there with a what the fuck look and getting sprayed with who in the hell knows what.
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triggahappy187
09-08-2005, 10:46 PM
Why even fuck a girl in her ass?

mashqauck
09-08-2005, 10:50 PM
i often stimulate my ass insides with carrots and such, peace and respect!

Koolish
09-08-2005, 10:54 PM
Why even fuck a girl in her ass?what i typed there was joking around, but you're the only other person i know who thinks anal is wrong, i'm that other person. for me, it's wrong, more pain than pleasure for the girl, it's selfish stuff. i love and respect my women, and so i don't want to do anything that's out of the ordinary to them.
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Bedlam
09-08-2005, 10:56 PM
i often stimulate my ass insides with carrots and such, peace and respect!
I find bannanas to reach the spots that carrots can't satisfy. nahmean?

SHRAP
09-08-2005, 11:31 PM
man regular porno make me laugh hard with the cheesy actin and shit... i think id die laughin if i saw that happen outta nowhere

Mr_Chopsticks
09-09-2005, 01:49 AM
Real question is wha da fuck kinda porn have you been watchin

hova0023
09-09-2005, 02:01 AM
LMAO@ this thread!

Are you sure she didn't just loose control of her vowels and shitted on the guy's dick? Cause nothing else comes out the ass except shit, right? Unless, of course this is some crazy ass CG we're talking about.

LMAO
And it's bowels not vowels . . . unless you meant to imply she was shit talking O_o lol.

Skellington
09-09-2005, 07:43 AM
I'd drink it.....

Mark
09-09-2005, 07:49 AM
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA LMAO. This topic is fucking classic. WTF.

Skellington
09-09-2005, 07:58 AM
I'd swallow the whole package, spray it back out through my nose,into a cup, heat it up, some cream and some sugar and drink it again.......If I want more...I'd jam my kick ass dick back into that water cave to pump out some more juice.......

Mark
09-09-2005, 08:01 AM
Argh

Reggie_Noble
09-09-2005, 08:02 AM
dis dudez fuckin sum bitch up da ass,and she startz moanin,and she goes IM GON BUST!!!, and she bustz out her ass,LMFAO!!!
I got paid mad money for that, they changed the script like 5 mins before the shoot...

Ching-a-ling

Shaolin Warrior
09-09-2005, 03:11 PM
LMAO@ this thread!


And it's bowels not vowels . . . unless you meant to imply she was shit talking O_o lol.
Yes, bowels that's what I meant...

Stormtrooper: Move along.... move along....

Koolish
09-09-2005, 05:03 PM
I'd drink it.....Just one fresh cup of ass jucie will keep you going all day! Try it now, $19.95. Only 20 units left Suzan, by the way folks, Suzan is supplying the ass juices herself.

That's right Jim, I've been constantly stimulating my rectum for the past 48 hours, I'm just that committed to our customers.

We've just received a cease and desist, only 20 units left!

whoaaa
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OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-09-2005, 05:58 PM
dey shAre you sure she didn't just loose control of her bowels and shitted on the guy's dick? Cause nothing else comes out the ass except shit, right? Unless, of course this is some crazy ass CG we're talking about.

LMAO
i doubt it wa sshit, i do think it was CG,cuz like dis bergundy stuff shot out like cum,but out da ass.and it didnt look like shit,it looked like str8 female cum,lol.

Bedlam
09-09-2005, 06:01 PM
UPLOAD, we need to see it

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-09-2005, 06:07 PM
i remember there's some anal orgasm you can have, watch the movie road trip, it's a fact.

but man i wish i never find myself in that situation, if i'm doing a girl in the ass now and she says "i'm gonna bust!" i now know to duck and cover, instead of standing there with a what the fuck look and getting sprayed with who in the hell knows what.
dis is called milkin da prostate,and it makez u bust out ur dick not ass. and 2 da person dat asked y fuck a gurl up da ass,it gives da gurl da same pleasure as vaginal sex,cuz u hittin da same wall,but u hittin da bak of da wall,dat gives pleasure,1

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-09-2005, 06:09 PM
UPLOAD, we need to see it
i dunt got ir, i seen it at my boiz crib,but he downloaded it, ill try 2 upload it if i can,lmao,cuz dis shitz fuckin halarious.

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-09-2005, 06:13 PM
Real question is wha da fuck kinda porn have you been watchin
lmfao, it was sum shit my boi downloaded,itz like 10 min. long,da actin is mad halerious and horrible, da guy den fuck her pussy and den titty fuckz her and den he does anal,until she cumz out her ass.lmfao

JASPER
09-09-2005, 06:14 PM
Child porn is weird... there's no conversation or forplay or what so ever.

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-09-2005, 06:19 PM
Child porn is weird... there's no conversation or forplay or what so ever.
kid, shut da fuck up,who da fuck carez?u b actin like a str8 fag.dis shit was mad funny,till ur gay ass came and killed da moment.dumb ass

OwnageNinja
09-09-2005, 06:22 PM
yo there was one where the girl was shoving a bottle up her ass and she went so hard that like half her anus went inside out and she was flexing it and stuff like a muscle

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-09-2005, 06:24 PM
yo there was one where the girl was shoving a bottle up her ass and she went so hard that like half her anus went inside out and she was flexing it and stuff like a muscle
lmfao!!!!!!! dat shitz fuckin retarded

Raptics
09-09-2005, 06:25 PM
Its called female ejaculation. Its the most powerful orgazim for a female and its perfectly normal. That being said, do any of you ladies on this site squirt??? Ahhhhah ha hahahahahaha hahah... Im bad.

OwnageNinja
09-09-2005, 06:27 PM
Its called female ejaculation. Its the most powerful orgazim for a female and its perfectly normal. That being said, do any of you ladies on this site squirt??? Ahhhhah ha hahahahahaha hahah... Im bad.lmao you stupid nigga, it doesn't come out the ass. you fool, haven't you ever had a women? And the most powerful orgasm for a women is a uterine orgasm (There are three types of orgasm). A g-spot orgasm cause squirting, and different women react differently to which is more powerful, clitoral, g-spot or uterine.

lmao you're a virgin or you've never please a woman

Raptics
09-09-2005, 06:30 PM
lmao you stupid nigga, it doesn't come out the ass. you fool, haven't you ever had a women? And the most powerful orgasm for a women is a uterine orgasm (There are three types of orgasm). A g-spot orgasm cause squirting, and different women react differently to which is more powerful, clitoral, g-spot or uterine.

lmao you're a virgin or you've never please a womanWho are you kidding? When did I say it comes out off the ASSHOLE? And dont ever call me a nigga again.

OwnageNinja
09-09-2005, 06:31 PM
Who are you kidding? When did I say it comes out off the ASSHOLE? And dont ever call me a nigga again.that's what puertorican said, you told him he's stupid because it's a natural occurance.

and I didn't call you a nigga, I called you a STUPID nigga.

And you really are a STUPID NIGGA

Raptics
09-09-2005, 06:32 PM
People who question someones sexuality that they dont know should question their OWN.

OwnageNinja
09-09-2005, 06:35 PM
People who question someones sexuality that they dont know should question their OWN.i didn't question your sexuality, i told you you don't know shit about females, which means you've never been with one or never pleased one. That ain't a question, it's a statement. Once again you've proven yourself to be an exceptionally stupid nigga.

Sun Tzu, Tha Soul Controllah
09-09-2005, 06:35 PM
SMH take the beef out of this forum, no one asked for it

Raptics
09-09-2005, 06:36 PM
that's what puertorican said, you told him he's stupid because it's a natural occurance.

and I didn't call you a nigga, I called you a STUPID nigga.

And you really are a STUPID NIGGA I guess thats what I get for reading to fast. I didn't realize he said it came out her ass. Now thats weird. Only male jizz can come out a chicks ass. Peace INTERNET THUG.

JASPER
09-09-2005, 06:41 PM
kid, shut da fuck up,who da fuck carez?u b actin like a str8 fag.dis shit was mad funny,till ur gay ass came and killed da moment.dumb assHey buddy, what's that you're smoking on? I'll be damned if that ain't a penis.

Knock the gay off.

Qwiffersniffer
09-09-2005, 06:46 PM
I smell beef. Oh wait thats just Ownageninjas unused decaying rank ass genitles. Me? Well, I am The Dirt Devil. I sniff dirt. Dirt = cocaine. Go watch some more chicks shit bottles emmkay? Tee he he he heeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

OwnageNinja
09-09-2005, 06:47 PM
I smell beef. Oh wait thats just Ownageninjas unused decaying rank ass genitles. Me? Well, I am The Dirt Devil. I sniff dirt. Dirt = cocaine. Go watch some more chicks shit bottles emmkay? Tee he he he heeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!Who the hell are you?

Qwiffersniffer
09-09-2005, 06:48 PM
I am The Dirt Devil.

Qwiffersniffer
09-09-2005, 07:08 PM
You've just been "owned".

JASPER
09-09-2005, 07:10 PM
A true master of ownage does not need to inform their opponents of ownage.

Qwiffersniffer
09-09-2005, 07:15 PM
A true master of ownage does not need to inform their opponents of ownage. Lick my sweaty balls you queerbate. This is coming from a fucking petophile?. Go fuck you retarded little sister "MJ". YOU'VE JUST BEEN OWNED.

JASPER
09-09-2005, 07:20 PM
Don't you know I'm satanic. I guzzle bottles of Roadrage while you sip on a handful of mudwater.

Keep the flesh rotting 'cause I'm of the meatrack.

Qwiffersniffer
09-09-2005, 07:22 PM
Oh yeah well, I sniff dirt.... eeeeeeeeee he he he heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............. I AM THE DIRT DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TEE HE HE HE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JASPER
09-09-2005, 07:26 PM
I abduct youngsters.

Bitches get wet like herbal essance. Freshly chopped.

Qwiffersniffer
09-09-2005, 07:27 PM
I snort cocaine. eeeeeee he he he heeeeee.......

JASPER
09-09-2005, 07:31 PM
Check the time, 11:34 digital.

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-09-2005, 08:19 PM
Hey buddy, what's that you're smoking on? I'll be damned if that ain't a penis.

Knock the gay off.
i guess u dammned den, u say u rape pre-teenz,fuck outta here, u already roasted urself son, so u did my job 4 me,1

Koolish
09-09-2005, 09:15 PM
yo man, even if you can't upload this shit, find out the name for us or something, limewire has to have this.
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OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-09-2005, 09:53 PM
yo man, even if you can't upload this shit, find out the name for us or something, limewire has to have this.
iight i will, did u try lookin on limewire anyway?

deadlymelody
09-10-2005, 12:45 AM
This thread was on it's way to classic moments until there were 89 posts made about what some guy said and then what some other guy thought he said and now he's stupid. Thanks guys!

Koolish
09-10-2005, 10:43 AM
iight i will, did u try lookin on limewire anyway?noooo, i'm not gonna search til i have a name, cause last time i searched on limewire i got some fucking nasty results, and i was looking for a ghostface thing. i don't even wanna think what'll come up when i type in "ass bust/ass orgasm/bergundy stuff"
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OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-10-2005, 10:55 AM
noooo, i'm not gonna search til i have a name, cause last time i searched on limewire i got some fucking nasty results, and i was looking for a ghostface thing. i don't even wanna think what'll come up when i type in "ass bust/ass orgasm/bergundy stuff"
o iight,try it anyway.1

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-10-2005, 10:56 AM
noooo, i'm not gonna search til i have a name, cause last time i searched on limewire i got some fucking nasty results, and i was looking for a ghostface thing. i don't even wanna think what'll come up when i type in "ass bust/ass orgasm/bergundy stuff"
o iight,try it anyway,1

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-10-2005, 01:40 PM
nah nah yo,i take dat ass bustin shit bak,dat wasnt da weirdest porno i seen, da weirdest was dis 1 dat sum lady gets fucked by sum dog,yo,lmfao!!! dat shit was horrible.da only person i kno dat wuld get pleasure from dat is jasper.sum ladyz walkin and she meetz sum dog,and he she goes nice doggy and patz it,and den da dogz lickz her coochie and da bitch got fuckin clothes on and she here moanin,im like wtf?and she goes o i need 2 bring u home, u seem lost. so she brings dis dog home,and da dog starts undressin her wit his teeth,like pullin off her bra wit his teeth and shit (da dog must of been trained,of course).so she startz makin out wit da fuckin dog, den da dog startz fuckin her coochie, and she there moanin and enjoyin da shit,i was all grossed out,but i had 2 see wut happenz next cuz dat shit was fuckin funny. den da dog startz barkin,and she goes o u wanna fuck me from behind? and da dog had da bitch doggy style,i was fuckin dyin,and den he started fuckin her up da ass,i was dyin so badly i had 2 run outside and shit 2 catch my breathe, i was even cryin,dat how bad i was laughin. den this dumb bitch,starts givin da dog fuckin head, and da dogz there makin whimperin noises,i was like dis shitz fuckin retarded,and den da dog proceedz eatin her out and all dat shit, but i didnt wanna see da rest,cuz afta laughin so much, it got mad borin. i cant belive i 4got 2 tell u dis,dis was deffently da weirdest porno i seen,dis happend like 3-4 yearz ago though.i doubt u can buy dis in stores though,cuz dis shit looked mad stupid and shit, i think can only dowload it,cuz the kid from da other porno downloaded it,but i mean,he b watchin random shit like dat when he getz high,u no? lmfao, yo sum1 else gotta have sum weird porno dey seen b4,holla bak,1

Taskmaster
09-10-2005, 01:59 PM
eww....and if you fuck a girl up her ass whats to stop you fucking a dude up the ass? i dont dig sodomites

RynMur
09-10-2005, 02:11 PM
That happened to one of my boys. He said he was doing the 2-1 finger jab on this girl, then white stuff started coming out of her ass, then he left. lol

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-10-2005, 02:20 PM
That happened to one of my boys. He said he was doing the 2-1 finger jab on this girl, then white stuff started coming out of her ass, then he left. lol
*laughin/throwin up*

WolfMan
09-10-2005, 03:53 PM
nah nah yo,i take dat ass bustin shit bak,dat wasnt da weirdest porno i seen, da weirdest was dis 1 dat sum lady gets fucked by sum dog,yo,lmfao!!! dat shit was horrible.da only person i kno dat wuld get pleasure from dat is jasper.sum ladyz walkin and she meetz sum dog,and he she goes nice doggy and patz it,and den da dogz lickz her coochie and da bitch got fuckin clothes on and she here moanin,im like wtf?and she goes o i need 2 bring u home, u seem lost. so she brings dis dog home,and da dog starts undressin her wit his teeth,like pullin off her bra wit his teeth and shit (da dog must of been trained,of course).so she startz makin out wit da fuckin dog, den da dog startz fuckin her coochie, and she there moanin and enjoyin da shit,i was all grossed out,but i had 2 see wut happenz next cuz dat shit was fuckin funny. den da dog startz barkin,and she goes o u wanna fuck me from behind? and da dog had da bitch doggy style,i was fuckin dyin,and den he started fuckin her up da ass,i was dyin so badly i had 2 run outside and shit 2 catch my breathe, i was even cryin,dat how bad i was laughin. den this dumb bitch,starts givin da dog fuckin head, and da dogz there makin whimperin noises,i was like dis shitz fuckin retarded,and den da dog proceedz eatin her out and all dat shit, but i didnt wanna see da rest,cuz afta laughin so much, it got mad borin. i cant belive i 4got 2 tell u dis,dis was deffently da weirdest porno i seen,dis happend like 3-4 yearz ago though.i doubt u can buy dis in stores though,cuz dis shit looked mad stupid and shit, i think can only dowload it,cuz the kid from da other porno downloaded it,but i mean,he b watchin random shit like dat when he getz high,u no? lmfao, yo sum1 else gotta have sum weird porno dey seen b4,holla bak,1

:lmao: lmfaoooooo, hahahaha, there's some really sick porn out there... haven't seen that much sick shit though, just some clips where there's two guys fucking a chick, and one guy accidentally cums on the other guy, hahahaha, reactions are classic

krazi m.i.c.
09-10-2005, 04:39 PM
thats some sick shit

SHRAP
09-10-2005, 06:30 PM
nah nah yo,i take dat ass bustin shit bak,dat wasnt da weirdest porno i seen, da weirdest was dis 1 dat sum lady gets fucked by sum dog,yo,lmfao!!! dat shit was horrible.da only person i kno dat wuld get pleasure from dat is jasper.sum ladyz walkin and she meetz sum dog,and he she goes nice doggy and patz it,and den da dogz lickz her coochie and da bitch got fuckin clothes on and she here moanin,im like wtf?and she goes o i need 2 bring u home, u seem lost. so she brings dis dog home,and da dog starts undressin her wit his teeth,like pullin off her bra wit his teeth and shit (da dog must of been trained,of course).so she startz makin out wit da fuckin dog, den da dog startz fuckin her coochie, and she there moanin and enjoyin da shit,i was all grossed out,but i had 2 see wut happenz next cuz dat shit was fuckin funny. den da dog startz barkin,and she goes o u wanna fuck me from behind? and da dog had da bitch doggy style,i was fuckin dyin,and den he started fuckin her up da ass,i was dyin so badly i had 2 run outside and shit 2 catch my breathe, i was even cryin,dat how bad i was laughin. den this dumb bitch,starts givin da dog fuckin head, and da dogz there makin whimperin noises,i was like dis shitz fuckin retarded,and den da dog proceedz eatin her out and all dat shit, but i didnt wanna see da rest,cuz afta laughin so much, it got mad borin. i cant belive i 4got 2 tell u dis,dis was deffently da weirdest porno i seen,dis happend like 3-4 yearz ago though.i doubt u can buy dis in stores though,cuz dis shit looked mad stupid and shit, i think can only dowload it,cuz the kid from da other porno downloaded it,but i mean,he b watchin random shit like dat when he getz high,u no? lmfao, yo sum1 else gotta have sum weird porno dey seen b4,holla bak,1
:lmao: fuckin nice, i wanna see that one

OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
09-10-2005, 09:13 PM
^^lmfao