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KERZO
02-14-2009, 12:11 PM
To all the lonely single men out there...go and beat yer meat to some midget porn cos this thread aint for you,lol!!!!

now on to the couples, any of you done or plan on doing anything decent/funny tonight?



I had a early valentines last night cos my kid was getting looked after. I layed up a bunch of decent tracks on youtube -

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=B0B349DD6A97129D
(feel free to use this on your woman, it's guarantee to get her in da mood)


Then my girl got all that lingerie shyt on and stripped that ass down....had the bangin session of all banging sessions while drinking a shitload of white wine that she bought and got blazed after it.

I've been 'rough as a muff' all day today but it was worth it....



.build

EAGLE EYE
02-14-2009, 12:15 PM
Your girl probably has an oversized clit, but that doesnt make her a bad person.



I want to point out that CilvaRingz has set up a suicide hotline for some of you posting your ass off on this superficial holiday. There is only one person answering phones and its skampoe so good luck.


hmmm



Whos gonna make the valentines clitoris thread? Who got the lambspread?

KERZO
02-14-2009, 12:42 PM
http://www.massive-clitorises.com/

^ "Sir Robby McChins" Favourite website

SKAMPOE
02-14-2009, 08:32 PM
http://www.massive-clitorises.com/

^ "Sir Robby McChins" Favourite website
hahahahha^

u know i had to clik on the link hahaha this is what i found

http://www.massive-clitorises.com/images/dmvip421.jpg (http://affiliate.denisemasinovip.com/hit.php?s=1&p=2&w=100055&t=0&c=)

hahahaha fuckin brolic

but thats beside the point












peace to fermi for this thread, this shows and proves that 90% of the posters on in genchat are no pussy gettin fags..

no one has nothing to share? damn smh





anyway ferm, back 2 this grown man shit, me and my gurl had a wonderful day, but we been celebratin since friday lmao, she called outta werk so we can have a long week end cuz ITS A CELEBRATION BITCHES!

my wife got me a mini hookah, a tripod for my digi cam ''we used it last nite lol hotgoo.com nigga WHUT!!'', and she got me a wireless mouse for my lap top which is great cuz i cant stand that stupid lil mouse thingie on laptops lol, she also got me a cutesie teddie bear with 2 hallmark cards lol

i got her
a pair of bangol type earrings, got her cool lil jewlry box,


shit

brb


2 be continued...

but yeah, i finally proposed to my wife hehe we r officially engaged, i copped her an ill dimond ring

GZAjector
02-14-2009, 08:39 PM
congrats skampoe


did you go to jared?

beautifulrock
02-14-2009, 08:43 PM
hahahahha^

u know i had to clik on the link hahaha this is what i found

http://www.massive-clitorises.com/images/dmvip421.jpg (http://affiliate.denisemasinovip.com/hit.php?s=1&p=2&w=100055&t=0&c=)

hahahaha fuckin brolic

but thats beside the point


Hahhaahahahahahahahahaa
Anyone else catch that classic SKAMPun??

TSA
02-14-2009, 09:48 PM
here's some V-day shenanigans


i went to an old friend of mines birthday party yesterday. I was gonna stop by there for like 10 minutes cause another friend of mine was having his B-day party and another 1 just came back from the army and song guy in mexico sent him pictures of his wife covered in cocaine buttnaked getting fingered in a wutang pose. true story. but that's not the story im getting at.

anyways after 1 cup i was dancin like a FOO and stayed for a couple of hours. There was this SLAMMIN black hoe, fucki SLAMMIN and i started dancing with her cause she was fuckin SLAMMIN, then she told me we were dancing too close and her boyfriend keeps looking at her. So i was all, FACK.

anyways after dancing it off i move on to the remaining PLETHERA of whores and attractive women that don't put out, anyways after i while i decided i had other obligations and started leaving. her and her boyfriend were like 2 blocks away arguing super fucking loud. He was the type of white kid that you look at and say 'i can kick his ass'. anyways, i speed up my pace to catch up on some vulture shit incase she heads the other direction.


she got in their car.
womp womp.
I just got duh facebook add though
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!



anyways, i go to my army buddies party and it's an arabs and white trash fest. 1 attractive slut and like 10 beaters.

I saw 2 scummy looking women that were attractive and decided to try effing th eboth of the cause they seriously look like that's all they do.

the better looking one was my initial goal, but the less good looking one was diggin the 'he has unstained cloths' swagger.


then i found out the better looking one was diggalahing my friend that came back from the army












































FOURSOME-SHKIMZ!

anyways long story sort we get black listed from every hotel in a 7 block raidus cause it got really crunk and but ended up just me my boy the 2 whores and this fucking FAGGOT wigger then kept rapping all the songs that would come on till i just turned off the radio.



dude was a FAGGOT. He came in with TP stuck up his nose cause it was bleeding from sniffin duh yay. and was turning really red and breaking out in hives. We were looking for a hotel that hadn't gotten the call to not allow us in and the fag was in the car with us. Im thinking hey faggot, everyone here is obviously gonna cut, get the fuck away lol.

I kept trying to hint him to get the fuck away but he wouldn't catch it.
with bloody tp hanging out of his nose.


anyways we get the place and these TRICK WHORES start dykin. I would post pics but my phone died a long time ago. as they're dyking the coke guy just gets naked for no reason LOL!

then he lays next to them all smiling

LMAO!

causing them to stop

faggot.


my and my friend a trying to get on with out respective trailer tramps and all of a sudden this dude rolls up a dollar bill and goes to the bathroom. The trailer whores are concerned for this young wigger attention whore pussy with a dick and stop the whorish behavior to console him.


It turns out dude was just hell bent on making sure nobody got pussy cause he was a fuckin prick.


He came back basically crying about how his grandpa died and his mom always yells at him and his grandma hates him and he doesn't care about his life and my friend from the army is trying to basically counsel him to stop doing so much coke. I personally wanted the faggot to die.


then i found out he used to date the one i was trying to fuck and she told me that she couldn't do anything 'right now cause he's here.'

my army buddy just went to sleep cause the whole thing was a bloody toilet paper disaster. His respective whroe ended up sucking his dick in his sleep LMAO and leaving a note packed with spelling errors telling him to call her. She also had several 'rough drafts' crumpled up in the trash can LOL!

I didn't get so much as a lousy hand job cause this cunt cried all night.

happy v-day.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
02-14-2009, 10:11 PM
^that was so long and in detail i believe it

All I did was chill with my boys, intentionally lose a few games of beer pong, pre game some more, have some gum and hit up the valentines day dance. Grinded with some hoes, fingered a decent looking drunk chick i didn't know and then i moved around to the other side of the cafeteria to get some new scenery. Grinded some other chicks till my dick hurt, and left at the end feeling tired and in need of some food. So I ate some cookie dough ice cream with hot fudge and whip cream and chocolate chips and hopped on facebook to check my shit then i watched some porn and now im typing this.

KERZO
02-15-2009, 06:41 AM
anyway ferm, back 2 this grown man shit, me and my gurl had a wonderful day, but we been celebratin since friday lmao, she called outta werk so we can have a long week end cuz ITS A CELEBRATION BITCHES!

my wife got me a mini hookah, a tripod for my digi cam ''we used it last nite lol hotgoo.com nigga WHUT!!'', and she got me a wireless mouse for my lap top which is great cuz i cant stand that stupid lil mouse thingie on laptops lol, she also got me a cutesie teddie bear with 2 hallmark cards lol

i got her
a pair of bangol type earrings, got her cool lil jewlry box,


shit

brb


2 be continued...

but yeah, i finally proposed to my wife hehe we r officially engaged, i copped her an ill dimond ring

props on the engagement..sounds like you had a good weekend. and whats with the hotgoo.com shyt, is that where your infamous porn videos are? HAHAHAHA

here's some V-day shenanigans


anyways after 1 cup i was dancin like a FOO and stayed for a couple of hours. There was this SLAMMIN black hoe, fucki SLAMMIN and i started dancing with her cause she was fuckin SLAMMIN, then she told me we were dancing too close and her boyfriend keeps looking at her. So i was all, FACK.

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

anyways, i go to my army buddies party and it's an arabs and white trash fest. 1 attractive slut and like 10 beaters.

SAUSAGEFEST YAAAAAAY!

I saw 2 scummy looking women that were attractive and decided to try effing th eboth of the cause they seriously look like that's all they do.

the better looking one was my initial goal, but the less good looking one was diggin the 'he has unstained cloths' swagger.

then i found out the better looking one was diggalahing my friend that came back from the army

FOURSOME-SHKIMZ!

anyways long story sort we get black listed from every hotel in a 7 block raidus cause it got really crunk and but ended up just me my boy the 2 whores and this fucking FAGGOT wigger then kept rapping all the songs that would come on till i just turned off the radio.

dude was a FAGGOT. He came in with TP stuck up his nose cause it was bleeding from sniffin duh yay. and was turning really red and breaking out in hives. We were looking for a hotel that hadn't gotten the call to not allow us in and the fag was in the car with us. Im thinking hey faggot, everyone here is obviously gonna cut, get the fuck away lol.

I kept trying to hint him to get the fuck away but he wouldn't catch it.
with bloody tp hanging out of his nose.

WTF Tsa, why even let the dude hang? you should have got that moron to fuck,lmao


anyways we get the place and these TRICK WHORES start dykin. I would post pics but my phone died a long time ago. as they're dyking the coke guy just gets naked for no reason LOL!

then he lays next to them all smiling

LMAO!

causing them to stop

faggot.

I would have actually punched this cokehead by now and kicked his ass down the stairs,hhhahahhaha

my and my friend a trying to get on with out respective trailer tramps and all of a sudden this dude rolls up a dollar bill and goes to the bathroom. The trailer whores are concerned for this young wigger attention whore pussy with a dick and stop the whorish behavior to console him.


It turns out dude was just hell bent on making sure nobody got pussy cause he was a fuckin prick.


He came back basically crying about how his grandpa died and his mom always yells at him and his grandma hates him and he doesn't care about his life and my friend from the army is trying to basically counsel him to stop doing so much coke. I personally wanted the faggot to die.

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA HOLY FUCK, TSA AINT GETTING NO PUSSY DUE DO A COKEHEAD WIGGER, THIS IS GOLD!!

then i found out he used to date the one i was trying to fuck and she told me that she couldn't do anything 'right now cause he's here.'

my army buddy just went to sleep cause the whole thing was a bloody toilet paper disaster. His respective whroe ended up sucking his dick in his sleep LMAO and leaving a note packed with spelling errors telling him to call her. She also had several 'rough drafts' crumpled up in the trash can LOL!

I didn't get so much as a lousy hand job cause this cunt cried all night.

happy v-day.

Al i can say is -




HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA


You got sonned, son!

KERZO
02-15-2009, 06:43 AM
^that was so long and in detail i believe it

All I did was chill with my boys, intentionally lose a few games of beer pong, pre game some more, have some gum and hit up the valentines day dance. Grinded with some hoes, fingered a decent looking drunk chick i didn't know and then i moved around to the other side of the cafeteria to get some new scenery. Grinded some other chicks till my dick hurt, and left at the end feeling tired and in need of some food. So I ate some cookie dough ice cream with hot fudge and whip cream and chocolate chips and hopped on facebook to check my shit then i watched some porn and now im typing this.

.....and today you woke up with a severe case of BLUE-BALLS!!! UHAHAHAHA

EAGLE EYE
02-15-2009, 06:49 AM
damn this thread was blessed with some brolic fucking pussy



not gonna read all the encyclopedia brittanica essays the rican and nebraskan typed up.



Last night was ill..
Thanks god for my zach morris charisma i brought to bar scene. buahahahhhhhhhaa

SKAMPOE
02-15-2009, 11:55 AM
Hahahahahahaha^^^ I Can Rly Picture That, U In The Bar, The Only Dood Rockin A Cardigan Sweater With The Brick Cell Fone Stuffed In The Back Pocket Of Ur Stone Washed Skinny Jeans Lmao! Zach Digital Or Rob Morris Should Be Ur New Username Lmao

TSA
02-15-2009, 12:03 PM
props on the engagement..sounds like you had a good weekend. and whats with the hotgoo.com shyt, is that where your infamous porn videos are? HAHAHAHA



Al i can say is -




HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA


You got sonned, son!

Indeed i did get sonned by a coke head wigger, but i had no choice in whether he stayed. It wasn't my car and he knew the rest of them for longer then i did.

KERZO
02-15-2009, 02:22 PM
^damn derrick, unlucky....you gotta make up for this disasterous event and get a chick to take pictures while you 'donkey punch' her....you'd get major propage for that.

TSA
02-15-2009, 05:02 PM
indeed i do. indeed i do.

EAGLE EYE
02-15-2009, 05:13 PM
i actually read all that quickly.


HAHA coke head bloody nosed wiggers. Damn.

SHRAP
02-15-2009, 05:57 PM
i feel bad cuz i left her to go to work, she didnt sleep and was too tired to go to work herself

KaramelSundae
02-15-2009, 06:58 PM
but yeah, i finally proposed to my wife hehe we r officially engaged, i copped her an ill dimond ring

congrats! :Y


FERMI that mix is straight up wack.

racist randy
02-15-2009, 07:03 PM
LOL at thread being SOOOOO empty. Anyways I got some action last night.

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-15-2009, 07:08 PM
i had v day drama more than anything i turned up for my first day back at work yesterday only to find an old high school 'crush' i had was now working there too, bong. she was my friend older sister when i was like 13 LOL i always dreamt about banging this bitch....now valetines day im reunited double lp world exicted.

no power though but that aint a thing I m back in the circle now after a couple months leave, now im back at work I'm gonna be less corpin more dough pussyextreme playa haters worst dream

KERZO
02-16-2009, 03:32 AM
^cool glaced, just strike a match in the underground and change your avatar from eminem to canibus to celebrate :thumbup:

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-16-2009, 02:06 PM
lol its madlib

Senator C. Palantine
02-16-2009, 02:07 PM
Fermi didn't know Eminem was white?

Wow.

KERZO
02-16-2009, 02:13 PM
lol its madlib



you really do have a shitty memory, ive said thats eminem about 5 times and ya keep correcting me, lol












































































So when you changing that eminem avatar dude??

TheBoarzHeadBoy
02-16-2009, 04:19 PM
.....and today you woke up with a severe case of BLUE-BALLS!!! UHAHAHAHA

Truth be told, I woke this morning terrified. I thought I'd already been up, I had a long dream about being awake and going through my day, then I was about to beat off a bit, and I woke up mid way through.

Nearly died from fear.

Weirdest thing was I wasn't even jacking off in my sleep or something, I didn't even have morning wood. I completely imagined everything...

Its times like these I start wondering if everything I do was just a dream.

KERZO
02-16-2009, 04:46 PM
Truth be told, I woke this morning terrified. I thought I'd already been up, I had a long dream about being awake and going through my day, then I was about to beat off a bit, and I woke up mid way through.

Nearly died from fear.

Weirdest thing was I wasn't even jacking off in my sleep or something, I didn't even have morning wood. I completely imagined everything...

Its times like these I start wondering if everything I do was just a dream.

^

Is this the effects of drugs or just plain nuts

You the jury, decide!!!


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