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Senator C. Palantine
02-16-2009, 09:22 AM
This is the official thread for sharing real shit that you've done.

None of that fake shit.

Just that real shit.

Build, faggits......



Once as a joke I hid my friends new bike behind a bus stop so he'd think it had been stolen. After about 10 minutes of him panicking, I told him what I'd done. Much laughter ensued as we went to fetch his bike back. But it had been stolen fo real.

Real Shit.

SKAMPOE
02-16-2009, 09:35 AM
the fakest faggot nigga on this site talkin about ''real shit''? now thats funny shit!

Senator C. Palantine
02-16-2009, 09:38 AM
Faggit.

Did you read this shit?

I hid my friends BRAND NEW BIKE behind a PISS SOAKED BUS STOP!!!!

And your claiming im not real?

Fuck you talking about. faggit!

Go giggle at a photoshop, faggit!

This thread is fo' the real, faggit!

YungSunny
02-16-2009, 09:41 AM
My friends were playing catch or some shit, I don't know, but I stole their ball when they weren't looking'. Went to the bushes and pissed on it. Then I gave back to them.

Senator C. Palantine
02-16-2009, 09:43 AM
My friends were playing catch or some shit, I don't know, but I stole their ball when they weren't looking'. Went to the bushes and pissed on it. Then I gave back to them.


The Above Post Is Senator C. Palantine Approved 'Real Shit'.

SKAMPOE
02-16-2009, 09:45 AM
Faggit.

Did you read this shit?

I hid my friends BRAND NEW BIKE behind a PISS SOAKED BUS STOP!!!!

And your claiming im not real?

Fuck you talking about. faggit!

Go giggle at a photoshop, faggit!

This thread is fo' the real, faggit!this act of faggotry towards a friend of urs doesnt make u REAL! theres the real niggaz''ME'', and theres the bitch niggaz''U''!!

Senator C. Palantine
02-16-2009, 09:48 AM
looks like Jigsaw hid your bike, and trainers, at birth.

Faggit.

SHRAP
02-16-2009, 09:54 AM
i was young as hell and this bitch we was supposed to be doin business with was playin this fuckin game with me. when the ho was sleeping i had her keys copied and when i knew her stank hooker ass wasnt gonna be home i broke into her house and went in all the drawers and everything lookin for any money or anything since she owed me. aint found a fuckin dime but i found some papers sayin that shes diagnosed with schizophrenia or some shit :lmao: we had to drop this crazy bitch she just wasnt worth fuckin with

Senator C. Palantine
02-16-2009, 09:55 AM
i was young as hell and this bitch we was supposed to be doin business with was playin this fuckin game with me. when the ho was sleeping i had her keys copied and when i knew her stank hooker ass wasnt gonna be home i broke into her house and went in all the drawers and everything lookin for any money or anything since she owed me. aint found a fuckin dime but i found some papers sayin that shes diagnosed with schizophrenia or some shit :lmao: we had to drop this crazy bitch she just wasnt worth fuckin with


Real Shit.

Skampoe, diabetes doesn't count as real shit.

Professor Poopsnagle
02-16-2009, 10:08 AM
I was trying on some pants at the H&M and a 6 year old girl walked in the changing room and took my shoe. I quickly pulled up my pants and chased her though the store. I got my shoe back though, but shit was embarrassing.

TSA
02-16-2009, 10:20 AM
once during and oral sex session by a resident head doctor (oh yea boys...she's female too..) i discovered the head doctors refusal to injest the semen. I therefore flipped her over and busted on her feet. She limped back into her house. She thinks my name is Darren till this day.


on the real.

Senator C. Palantine
02-16-2009, 10:23 AM
This thread is ridiculously real.

Even Skampopoe the snitch couldn't de-real this shit.

Good work, faggits.

TSA
02-16-2009, 10:24 AM
I once saw i girl drenched in cocaine getting fingered (3 fingers) butt naked in a wu-tang pose..and it was somebodies wife.... i'll post pictures and a video as soon as my friend sends them. It's the grimiest shit you've ever seen.


I once convinced 2 sisters to dyke out, it was less arousing then it sounds and then i assumed it would be cause i kept thinking "jesus...they're grew up together"..mind you they were fiercly whorey.


I once clobbered a faggot cause he had like 9 zebra cakes on his tray and wouldn't give me one. For some reason i thought i was justified at the time but looking back at it, it was totally my fault. He told me to get the fuck away and i just started clobbering the queer. Niggas was hungry. Shit got real.


I once e-beefed with GAVIN Tannerstein on wutangcorp.com

Senator C. Palantine
02-16-2009, 10:27 AM
I once boned a ho on the strength of being in a famous English band.

Groupie Love.

TSA
02-16-2009, 10:32 AM
ur famous?

wanna cyber faggot?

Senator C. Palantine
02-16-2009, 10:34 AM
No.

Im about a famous as Cappadonna.

But that doesnt stop me straight lying to these ho's.

Real Shit.

Shogah
02-16-2009, 10:38 AM
Back in the kindergarden, once I stole some guys bunch of candies, and ate them.

Like really, ATE THEM ALL

I was 5.

Straight street talk.

Senator C. Palantine
02-16-2009, 10:41 AM
Back in the kindergarden, once I stole some guys bunch of candies, and ate them.

Like really, ATE THEM ALL

I was 5.

Straight street talk.


Theft and disobeying your dentist.

REAL SHIT!

YungSunny
02-16-2009, 10:50 AM
My first day in pre-school I saw those little cubby things kids put their stuff in. I threw my shit in one and say a black power ranger toy. I stole that shit.

TSA
02-16-2009, 10:57 AM
I used to never let my ex-girlfriend get in my car if she was wearing her tacky attire. She's either a great dresser or one a fuckhole of a tack artist. Once she had to change like 3 times before we left. My nigerian DNA prevents me from walking in public next to and unpresentable girl that would hinder my self conceived imagine or grandeur.


oh, and i also kidnapped 2 dudes. They were night guards in nigeria and they robbed my little brother, so all the males in the family went on duh hunt that night (and my mom) and tore their village apart. Throwing benches through windows, doors, tearing down cloths hangers, sieging em effers in their own house, smashing everything smashable. We finally found them walking home and ambushed them. My mom hit one in the head with a gaint 15 foot stump of bamboo (its really light but hard) and they scattered by we caught 2 of them, one young and ugly and one very old.

then we took them to my dad's gate and beat the living shit out of them for hours. They slept outside until their elders came with alchohol and appologies. My uncle with a psychopathic anger how, lucky for them, missed it all cause he was getting CUTTY from his large butteded girlfriend came home that morning and started chasing the younger one with a machete during hostage negotitations causing him to flee into the bushes unfound.

later on in life my dad found out they were members of an organized crime syndicate and had their leader executed cause they were raping girls, stealing and killed.

for revenge his followers, now disorganized, got guns and rob all the rich ppl (rich ppl build houses on the road so they were just going door to door.) When they reached our house, the last on the long stretch of big houses my dad busted out the pump action shot gun and started blasting the faggots with his midget security guard how carried a double barrel about the same size as him.

They all flipped shit cause they had hand guns and nobody in nigeria has guns so they thought it would be easy pickings and was for a while until duh saw off had them scream

"Chie! mmawu awo buru pump-action!"
(Translation: Jeepers! Mmawu Awo has pump action!)

after a brief shoot out they all disbursed and were individually ban from the village for life. There hasn't been any crime since.





the real part, i feel safer in nigeria then here. true talk.
lesson: BITCH YOU AINT GOT NOTHIN ON DA RICH.

Olive Oil Goombah
02-16-2009, 11:13 AM
animale

KERZO
02-16-2009, 11:29 AM
This is the official thread for sharing real shit that you've done.

None of that fake shit.

Just that real shit.

Build, faggits......



Once as a joke I hid my friends new bike behind a bus stop so he'd think it had been stolen. After about 10 minutes of him panicking, I told him what I'd done. Much laughter ensued as we went to fetch his bike back. But it had been stolen fo real.

Real Shit.

Damn, thats really real wolf.

Ok i can be real up in here...I'll drop more jewels as i try and overcome my memory deficiency :b

When i was 15 we broke into my local school and got my mate (aptly nicknamed 'Bean') to run around the halls naked and climb onto the roof and jump off simply because he was nuts enough to do it...the funny part is that we stole his clothes and he had to return home covering his 'family jewels' with an empty packet of crisps...

ITS THAT REAL!!!!

I used to never let my ex-girlfriend get in my car if she was wearing her tacky attire. She's either a great dresser or one a fuckhole of a tack artist. Once she had to change like 3 times before we left. My nigerian DNA prevents me from walking in public next to and unpresentable girl that would hinder my self conceived imagine or grandeur.


oh, and i also kidnapped 2 dudes. They were night guards in nigeria and they robbed my little brother, so all the males in the family went on duh hunt that night (and my mom) and tore their village apart. Throwing benches through windows, doors, tearing down cloths hangers, sieging em effers in their own house, smashing everything smashable. We finally found them walking home and ambushed them. My mom hit one in the head with a gaint 15 foot stump of bamboo (its really light but hard) and they scattered by we caught 2 of them, one young and ugly and one very old.

then we took them to my dad's gate and beat the living shit out of them for hours. They slept outside until their elders came with alchohol and appologies. My uncle with a psychopathic anger how, lucky for them, missed it all cause he was getting CUTTY from his large butteded girlfriend came home that morning and started chasing the younger one with a machete during hostage negotitations causing him to flee into the bushes unfound.

later on in life my dad found out they were members of an organized crime syndicate and had their leader executed cause they were raping girls, stealing and killed.

for revenge his followers, now disorganized, got guns and rob all the rich ppl (rich ppl build houses on the road so they were just going door to door.) When they reached our house, the last on the long stretch of big houses my dad busted out the pump action shot gun and started blasting the faggots with his midget security guard how carried a double barrel about the same size as him.

They all flipped shit cause they had hand guns and nobody in nigeria has guns so they thought it would be easy pickings and was for a while until duh saw off had them scream

"Chie! mmawu awo buru pump-action!"
(Translation: Jeepers! Mmawu Awo has pump action!)

after a brief shoot out they all disbursed and were individually ban from the village for life. There hasn't been any crime since.





the real part, i feel safer in nigeria then here. true talk.
lesson: BITCH YOU AINT GOT NOTHIN ON DA RICH.



HAHAHAHAHAHA, all this from the dude that copped out of pussy due to a coke head wigger....Your family are gonna kick your arse if they heard what happened!!!



















Buildin....
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/6500/Super-Pee-wee--6762.jpg

Professor Poopsnagle
02-16-2009, 11:38 AM
I once stole a carton cutout board of Hilary Duff from the cinema. It was from the Lizzie McGuire movie.

Someone said I didn't have the guts to do it and I proved him wrong.

IrOnMaN
02-16-2009, 11:40 AM
I once leg pressed 810 lbs. I don't know where I got the strength to do it but I did it. I was like damn. And I don't have any real leg muscles to back it up. I did it, though.

cutn' heads
02-16-2009, 11:41 AM
i was 21, chillin' at home, alone, high on heroin and coke, watching some tv. my lil' brothers friend, a 16 year old girl, and her step-sister,17, came knocking on the door. she said she wanted her sister to meet me because i was "hot". so i invited them both inside and we ended up in my room listening to music. all a sudden the 17 started kissing on me so i kissed back and began groping. then the 16 jumped in and started kissing on me too. i asked if they wanted fuck and they said yes. awesome, right? no. when high on heroin, or any opiates, it is extremely difficult to get an erection. even with these two topless, tight bodied teenage girls grabbing and kissing on my junk, i was limp like a wet noodle. there was nothing i could do. i was cursing god and crying inside. they both left. i later nailed the 17, but the thought of what could have been still haunts me...

IrOnMaN
02-16-2009, 11:46 AM
^^woah!

Professor Poopsnagle
02-16-2009, 11:47 AM
I got a boner reading that.

cutn' heads
02-16-2009, 11:48 AM
oh yeah, i also told both of them if they ever said anything i would fuck em' up. then i went told all my boys that i hit em' both... the realness...

YungSunny
02-16-2009, 11:51 AM
i was 21, chillin' at home, alone, high on heroin and coke, watching some tv. my lil' brothers friend, a 16 year old girl, and her step-sister,17, came knocking on the door. she said she wanted her sister to meet me because i was "hot". so i invited them both inside and we ended up in my room listening to music. all a sudden the 17 started kissing on me so i kissed back and began groping. then the 16 jumped in and started kissing on me too. i asked if they wanted fuck and they said yes. awesome, right? no. when high on heroin, or any opiates, it is extremely difficult to get an erection. even with these two topless, tight bodied teenage girls grabbing and kissing on my junk, i was limp like a wet noodle. there was nothing i could do. i was cursing god and crying inside. they both left. i later nailed the 17, but the thought of what could have been still haunts me...

This is the FBI. We have traced your IP address and we will find you.

Senator C. Palantine
02-16-2009, 12:04 PM
i was 21, chillin' at home, alone, high on heroin and coke, watching some tv. my lil' brothers friend, a 16 year old girl, and her step-sister,17, came knocking on the door. she said she wanted her sister to meet me because i was "hot". so i invited them both inside and we ended up in my room listening to music. all a sudden the 17 started kissing on me so i kissed back and began groping. then the 16 jumped in and started kissing on me too. i asked if they wanted fuck and they said yes. awesome, right? no. when high on heroin, or any opiates, it is extremely difficult to get an erection. even with these two topless, tight bodied teenage girls grabbing and kissing on my junk, i was limp like a wet noodle. there was nothing i could do. i was cursing god and crying inside. they both left. i later nailed the 17, but the thought of what could have been still haunts me...



Uh, what?
Word up!
Happy boy ass niggas
This how it is

Now ever since birth, I was labelled as one of the worst
I used to rob, want you cash, but your chain first
No questions asked, bitch don't laugh, after him your purse
I knew I was one of the first niggas like me on the planet earth
To get a St. Ides and chased with Hennessey to quench my thirst
Too much misery I've seen (Many niggas in a hurse)
If it's war between you and me, I better move in first
Ain't no unity with us, make your best friend your nurse
So you stay over there, I stay over here, yeah that shit will work
But if you come over here, better beware, cuz we leave you hurt
I come straight from the dirt, the most talked about
Type of nigga that catch you when you walkin out
Never seen like God sittin and barkin out
I'm all about larger amounts, stick you, buy a larger house
I'm hard no doubt, you be mumblin and we be callin out
Get my dick sucked easy, chicks be fallin out
Fuck labels, we tourin out, this is what hip-hop is all about


Real niggas do real things, things (To all my real niggas)
Real niggas do real things, things (To all my real niggas)


Yo, for real niggas who feel this is on some numb shit
Gun shit, peace to my jail niggas who run shit
Corner thugs, buggin on birds they serve for purpose
The same .45 in your mouth, stuck up your workers
Extreme measures, illegal treasures
Plus the safe, scavengers, pepper mace in your face
Purple haze, lace hash from Morocco burnin
We on the block earnin thousands, from P.J.'s and houses
Diggin pockets, rip trousers
Spark a Dutch, start a forest fire
Tap, drop a diamond, informant niggas wore police-wires
We on some '86, stick-up fig' impulse
The last days are crime son, take it as an insult
Dirty burnin blaze at night, we got to Av sewn
Nickel-plate, .44 chrome, murder dead zone
Police tracin prints, stolen cars with tints
Bum bitch boost gear, sellin clothes for cents
Sharp razors make a face ugly, snnatch a diamond, lovely
Drinkin Valentine, ghetto bubbly
The thugs be extortin corner stores, startin wars, daily routine
Undercover tight blue jeans harass teens

Real niggas do real things, things (To all my real niggas)
Real niggas do real things, things (To all my real niggas)

How many niggas wanna die for my cause? Just embrace my face
I've been on frontline with motherfuckers, stay in your place
You never fuck with the real G, watch Ka' rise
Lyric to you niggas, never seen murder my eyes
I tear the frames out you motherfuckers, cross that line
I be the nine for years and now the fuckin world is mine
I hold the whole world in contempt
Until my pockets gettin fat, and my money spit
I'm stayin bent, off the Johnny Walker
Motherfuckers straight up New York
I put the bite back in crime, tell the man that it's over
My reign of terror till a nigga die, my rap niggas on the move
Punks who wanna try, will see my nine's fly
Niggas bite the dust, but we start to roll
You want beef, it's now peace, here the clips on yo
They call the Gods motherfuckers, cuz that drama we bring
Cuz fuckin real niggas do real things, nigga

Real niggas do real things, things (To all my real niggas)
Real niggas do real things, things (To all my real niggas)

Real niggas do real things, things (To all my real niggas)
Real niggas do real things, things (To all my real niggas)

cutn' heads
02-16-2009, 12:06 PM
real wreckonize real

KERZO
02-16-2009, 12:11 PM
Another one...



"Back when i had a paperrun when i was 14, I didnt like the owner of the little newsagent (his name was Stan Forest,hhaha) so i thought I'd rob his ass for not paying us what he told us.

The golden oportunity came when his retarded son told us that stan had went on holiday for the weekend and our eyes lit up.

There was a taxi rank right next door to the newsagent and i knew they had a spare key to the place so i just walked in and said i was to have the key so i could do 'some stuff' (my exact words,lmao) and they just gave me the key.

We broke in, stole all the cash, i pissed all over his cd/tape player, my mate 'bean' done a shit on his table and slammed a latch table door on it,hahahhahaha He then wrote on the wall in shit "STAN, YOUR BUSINESS IS SHIT" <-----RAW REALNESS!!

We then phoned porn lines and said we just wanted the girls to talk for as long as possible but we were gonna stay quiet then fucked off and left the phone bill to sky rocket..hahahahahhaa

i obviously didnt go back but we stole about 300 and bought tons of alcohol and weed (remember, we were only 14,hahahhahahaha)"









REAL
http://comedyjuice.com/upload/2008/10/pee-wee-herman-tattoo-294a1.jpg

TSA
02-16-2009, 12:14 PM
Damn, thats really real wolf.

Ok i can be real up in here...I'll drop more jewels as i try and overcome my memory deficiency :b

When i was 15 we broke into my local school and got my mate (aptly nicknamed 'Bean') to run around the halls naked and climb onto the roof and jump off simply because he was nuts enough to do it...the funny part is that we stole his clothes and he had to return home covering his 'family jewels' with an empty packet of crisps...

ITS THAT REAL!!!!





HAHAHAHAHAHA, all this from the dude that copped out of pussy due to a coke head wigger....Your family are gonna kick your arse if they heard what happened!!!



















Buildin....
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/6500/Super-Pee-wee--6762.jpg
i think they would kick my ass if it happened due to the quality or the women as human beings.

IrOnMaN
02-16-2009, 12:29 PM
I saw a man jump from an eight story window and survived.}:|
He was running from the police. He ran in an apartment building, up the stairs. He got cornered by the police and he just jumped from the eighth floor and landed on high grass. He just got up and started running again. The police caught him, though.

SHRAP
02-16-2009, 12:34 PM
300


wait youre a eurofag? thought u was american

cutn' heads
02-16-2009, 12:35 PM
when i was 13 i was forced to go live with my grandparents in "da hood". i would ride a bus to the burbs everyday to go to school. i was waiting for the bus one morning when this crackhead bitch came up and asked me if i wanted a blowjob. i told her i only $3, my lunch money. she said that was fine and took me behind this shopping center. i came in about 4 mins. then got on the bus and went to school with a wet dick. i didn't get lunch that day but it the first sexual experience of my life... the realness...

SHRAP
02-16-2009, 12:46 PM
i was 21, chillin' at home, alone, high on heroin and coke, watching some tv. my lil' brothers friend, a 16 year old girl, and her step-sister,17, came knocking on the door. she said she wanted her sister to meet me because i was "hot". so i invited them both inside and we ended up in my room listening to music. all a sudden the 17 started kissing on me so i kissed back and began groping. then the 16 jumped in and started kissing on me too. i asked if they wanted fuck and they said yes. awesome, right? no. when high on heroin, or any opiates, it is extremely difficult to get an erection. even with these two topless, tight bodied teenage girls grabbing and kissing on my junk, i was limp like a wet noodle. there was nothing i could do. i was cursing god and crying inside. they both left. i later nailed the 17, but the thought of what could have been still haunts me...

fake shit

when i was 13 i was forced to go live with my grandparents in "da hood". i would ride a bus to the burbs everyday to go to school. i was waiting for the bus one morning when this crackhead bitch came up and asked me if i wanted a blowjob. i told her i only $3, my lunch money. she said that was fine and took me behind this shopping center. i came in about 4 mins. then got on the bus and went to school with a wet dick. i didn't get lunch that day but it the first sexual experience of my life... the realness...

real shit

KERZO
02-16-2009, 12:47 PM
wait youre a eurofag? thought u was american


hahahahaha are you dumb? (it's rhetorical, don't answer)

skampoe has been slagging me for living in scotland for about 4 months now,lol

SKAMPOE
02-16-2009, 12:47 PM
lol no offense^

cutn' heads
02-16-2009, 12:49 PM
fake shit



real shit

i wish it was fake... every now and then i will rub one out thinking about that day, but minus the dysfunction. realness...

SHRAP
02-16-2009, 01:02 PM
i wish it was fake... every now and then i will rub one out thinking about that day, but minus the dysfunction. realness...

i didnt mean u made the shit up, i mean it aint real enough to be classified as real shit.

i mean fuck, just look at the first line

i was 21, chillin' at home, alone, high on heroin and coke, watching some tv.

:lmao:

cutn' heads
02-16-2009, 01:08 PM
i didnt mean u made the shit up, i mean it aint real enough to be classified as real shit.

i mean fuck, just look at the first line



:lmao:

i'm not saying i condone that shit. i been clean for 8 years. but that shit is as real as it gets. i been to prison over that shit, you saying that's not real? you wouldn't survive im my world...

SHRAP
02-16-2009, 01:14 PM
i'm not saying i condone that shit. i been clean for 8 years. but that shit is as real as it gets. i been to prison over that shit, you saying that's not real? you wouldn't survive im my world...

u wouldnt survive in your world bitch, u was a drug addict, bitch i was the one gettin paid off punks like u who cant handle reality so u give me all your money for some worthless shit that does nothing but kill u

cutn' heads
02-16-2009, 01:21 PM
u wouldnt survive in your world bitch, u was a drug addict, bitch i was the one gettin paid off punks like u who cant handle reality so u give me all your money for some worthless shit that does nothing but kill u

lol, you's a sensetive lil' motherfucker, huh? who said i was an addict? anyways, that's not the point here and i won't argue with a canadian on the internet about "realness"... lol.

SHRAP
02-16-2009, 01:22 PM
lol, you's a sensetive lil' motherfucker, huh? who said i was an addict? anyways, that's not the point here and i won't argue with a canadian on the internet about "realness"... lol.

whos sensitive ho, im not the faggot thats shooting heroin to kill the pain of daddy fucking him in his ass. queer

cutn' heads
02-16-2009, 01:27 PM
whos sensitive ho, im not the faggot thats shooting heroin to kill the pain of daddy fucking him in his ass. queer

haha... that's the sensetivity right there...

Huggasaurus Sex
02-16-2009, 01:33 PM
i once met this british whore at a party and we were both pretty drunk and i really wanted to bone her cuz i knew she was down and wouldn't be hanging around to annoy me so it was all headed that way and i tried calling around random hotels near my friend's place in brooklyn but they were all booked and i started sobering up and realizing she wasn't that hot and wasn't worth all the trouble so i took her aside and told her i really wanted to stick my penis in her but i couldn't cuz i had HIV.

cutn' heads
02-16-2009, 01:43 PM
i once met this british whore at a party and we were both pretty drunk and i really wanted to bone her cuz i knew she was down and wouldn't be hanging around to annoy me so it was all headed that way and i tried calling around random hotels near my friend's place in brooklyn but they were all booked and i started sobering up and realizing she wasn't that hot and wasn't worth all the trouble so i took her aside and told her i really wanted to stick my penis in her but i couldn't cuz i had HIV.

damn, son... that's serious. you coulda just went with herps of even some crabs...

SHRAP
02-16-2009, 01:43 PM
haha... that's the sensetivity right there...

we dont care about how sensitive your asshole is homo

Senator C. Palantine
02-16-2009, 01:44 PM
damn, son... that's serious. you coulda just went with herps of even some crabs...

That's what Rhianna did......it didn't help her much.

cutn' heads
02-16-2009, 01:46 PM
we dont care about how sensitive your asshole is homo

haha... why don't you give a 3rd neg rep?

YungSunny
02-16-2009, 01:46 PM
lol, you's a sensetive lil' motherfucker, huh? who said i was an addict? anyways, that's not the point here and i won't argue with a canadian on the internet about "realness"... lol.

How is being Canadian even relevant?

cutn' heads
02-16-2009, 01:49 PM
How is being Canadian even relevant?

it's not really. i respect all cultures.

Huggasaurus Sex
02-16-2009, 01:52 PM
damn, son... that's serious. you coulda just went with herps of even some crabs...

ya or i could've just told her i had a limp dick cuz i was high on coke and heroin

KERZO
02-16-2009, 01:54 PM
Don't let it bother ya, shrap usually goes off on one but he quietens downs once his meds kick in...

























Hard Boiled Meds!!!
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/Fermex/Photoshop%20Edits/ShrapEgg-Head.jpg

cutn' heads
02-16-2009, 01:54 PM
ya or i could've just told her i had a limp dick cuz i was high on coke and heroin

she probably would have made you prove it...

SHRAP
02-16-2009, 01:55 PM
haha... why don't you give a 3rd neg rep?

you keep making faggot posts showing how much of a faggot u are and fo sho u gonna get a next neg rep faggot

cutn' heads
02-16-2009, 02:00 PM
do what you want. your whole style is chump... fyi...i don't come on this site looking to argue with clowns. but this thread was for the realness... i got nothing to hide on the internet... some people just have no respect for other ways of life....

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-16-2009, 02:01 PM
I bought the Plies albums Tha Real Testament, Definition Of Real, and Da REAList.

I bought them. ALL.

I felt so fucking real at the shop counter, I bought one off Amazon.com but even at the virtual checkout I felt so fucking real.

Uncle Steezo
02-16-2009, 02:16 PM
one i fucked 3 chix seperately at the same lil get together in the course of 2 hrs.
one in the bathroom. she was fucked up so it was the luck of the draw
one in my bedroom cuz we "had to talk". jealousy is a muhfukka
one in a dirty stairwell her bare ass on pigeon shit.


i ran a drug/liquor/sex club called "Sodom & Gomorrah" out of my apt while in art school. greatest yr of my life.
me my cracker roommate and my young protege and 4 freaks as core members with a rotating roster of paying males(money liquor female or merch), and random females.
my star player was a cracker named misty who was abused as as preteen when she was in a satanic cult. motto-"4 HANDS ARE BETTER THAN 2"



LG01pmfD7rk

KERZO
02-16-2009, 02:23 PM
I bought one off Amazon.com but even at the virtual checkout I felt so fucking real.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, Virtual Realness,lmfao

one i fucked 3 chix seperately at the same lil get together in the course of 2 hrs.
one in the bathroom. she was fucked up so it was the luck of the draw
one in my bedroom cuz we "had to talk". jealousy is a muhfukka
one in a dirty stairwell her bare ass on pigeon shit.


i ran a drug/liquor/sex club called "Sodom & Gomorrah" out of my apt while in art school. greatest yr of my life.
me my cracker roommate and my young protege and 4 freaks as core members with a rotating roster of paying males(money liquor female or merch), and random females.
my star player was a cracker named misty who was abused as as preteen when she was in a satanic cult. motto-"4 HANDS ARE BETTER THAN 2"


wow...so how many std's do you have again gav?

SHRAP
02-16-2009, 02:25 PM
do what you want. your whole style is chump... fyi...i don't come on this site looking to argue with clowns. but this thread was for the realness... i got nothing to hide on the internet... some people just have no respect for other ways of life....

u call sittin in your momma house fuckd up off drugs a way of life? :lmao: u lost bitch, stick to biting wu slang and shootin heroin cuz u cant fuck with a boss

Uncle Steezo
02-16-2009, 02:36 PM
wow...so how many std's do you have again gav?

i got all the good ones.
jealous?

Senator C. Palantine
02-16-2009, 02:38 PM
Having STYLE on ignore makes no difference as Fermi quotes about 99% of his posts.

Uncle Steezo
02-16-2009, 03:06 PM
you can't ignore GOD.

thats the beauty of ignoring bateman.

he has no quotable posts.

i forgot he was even on here.

quote me so sen. penistime can read this.

cutn' heads
02-16-2009, 03:11 PM
u call sittin in your momma house fuckd up off drugs a way of life? :lmao: u lost bitch, stick to biting wu slang and shootin heroin cuz u cant fuck with a boss

i wish someone who was halfway interesting with their attacks would have fucked with me...

drippie k
02-16-2009, 03:14 PM
one night me n my friends were out on the street pretty wasted and decided to play "who can slap the other one harder on the back of the head" so it went on for a while and this dude hit me pretty hard so i said it was my turn and he closed his eyes n stod there ready to take it so i slipped the little soldier out and peed on his leg...it took him a lil while to notice but he felt it eventually and chased me like 3-4 blocks straight before we all said fuck it and just laughed and he went home n changed


real ish

KERZO
02-16-2009, 03:16 PM
u call sittin in your momma house fuckd up off drugs a way of life? :lmao: u lost bitch, stick to biting wu slang and shootin heroin cuz u cant fuck with a boss

^is mad cos he got no hair and he looks like the 'Grim Reaper' from Bill & Ted, AHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAJHGDF!!! :lmao:

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2276/126/56/507653680/n507653680_1390044_3476.jpg

+

http://www.vb-h.net/dvd/billtedbj06.jpg


=

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/Fermex/Photoshop%20Edits/Shrapgrimreaper.jpg


Thats REALNESS!!!

TSA
02-16-2009, 03:30 PM
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/Fermex/Photoshop%20Edits/Shrapgrimreaper.jpg
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHahAHAHa

cutn' heads
02-16-2009, 03:39 PM
i would laugh at that shit but i have no hair either...

KERZO
02-16-2009, 03:46 PM
^don't laugh at shrap Tsa or he'll appear in your bedroom at night and demand you play him at Cluedo..... best 3 outta 5...Now thats HELL x1172098709876907386598374659837465938476592837465 (approx)




you ready for the REALNESS?????


















http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/Fermex/Photoshop%20Edits/shrapcluedogrimreaper.jpg

TSA
02-16-2009, 03:52 PM
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/Fermex/Photoshop%20Edits/shrapcluedogrimreaper.jpg
u cant fuck with a boss

Senator C. Palantine
02-16-2009, 03:55 PM
Every now and then I remember Shrap is a real person.

It scares me.

KERZO
02-16-2009, 04:34 PM
^ditto

Durag
02-16-2009, 05:36 PM
I rang a friend of mine a few years ago pretending 2 b a local notorious dealer, and i said i had been ratted out and that i knew it was him who did it, and he was going 2 be killed. Literally for a whole YEAR he bearly left da house and was telling everyone he was in deep shit and his life was fucked. His muther said he used 2 be crying in his room. Its 3 years later and he still wont enter a certain part of town. I was gona tel him it was a joke but its 3 years since and i couldnt be bothered. Real talk.

Senator C. Palantine
02-16-2009, 05:40 PM
I rang a friend of mine a few years ago pretending 2 b a local notorious dealer, and i said i had been ratted out and that i knew it was him who did it, and he was going 2 be killed. Literally for a whole YEAR he bearly left da house and was telling everyone he was in deep shit and his life was fucked. His muther said he used 2 be crying in his room. Its 3 years later and he still wont enter a certain part of town. I was gona tel him it was a joke but its 3 years since and i couldnt be bothered. Real talk.


hahahahahahhaa

You ruined a mans life.

Real.

cutn' heads
02-16-2009, 05:43 PM
I rang a friend of mine a few years ago pretending 2 b a local notorious dealer, and i said i had been ratted out and that i knew it was him who did it, and he was going 2 be killed. Literally for a whole YEAR he bearly left da house and was telling everyone he was in deep shit and his life was fucked. His muther said he used 2 be crying in his room. Its 3 years later and he still wont enter a certain part of town. I was gona tel him it was a joke but its 3 years since and i couldnt be bothered. Real talk.

haha... what an asshole you are... haha

JASPER
02-16-2009, 05:44 PM
I french kissed my 15 year old cousin last new year. I was drunk, she was drunk and I probably fingered her too, cause my hands smelled like cheetos and fish the next morning.

Senator C. Palantine
02-16-2009, 05:45 PM
Maybe you just ate her packlunch?

DR. NICK RIVIERA
02-16-2009, 05:50 PM
Maybe you just ate her packlunch?

Nah, that was me, sorry. I got a thing for really bad smelling sandwiches.

I once pissed on my hands in the school bathroom, didn't wash em and start dealing cookies my mom made

DR. NICK RIVIERA
02-16-2009, 05:52 PM
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=71983

Also, this deserves to be here.

[Pat's cousin is cute.]

Bobby Budknickers
02-16-2009, 05:57 PM
i've never done any real shit, but once i had some real shit done to me.




it was like 5th grade or some shit, and i just got where's waldo?, so i took it to school to show that shit off.

anyways, there was these 2 girls i wanted to do the 'fully clothed hump' with during recess, so i let them look at the book, thinking that this would get me in.

i went about my business, playing where in the world is carmen sandiego?, drawing ninja turtles, listening to my walkman, etc. when they came over to return the book.

i was like, "so, how did you like it?" and they were all like, "it was fun, thanks." giggling and smiling and shit.

i was pretty syssed up, getting ready to count down the minutes until recess, getting my boner ready, all that stuff until i opened the book, and on every single page, they had circled where waldo was with a marker.





http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__tt2my7lj7Y/SGBh-yKHlEI/AAAAAAAAAI8/AynyEdp41as/s400/cormega.jpeg

DR. NICK RIVIERA
02-16-2009, 05:59 PM
on the real, all these crabs niggaz gotta feel

Bobby Budknickers
02-16-2009, 06:01 PM
the piano on that song makes me want to kill
so dope

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-16-2009, 06:02 PM
^EUROALERT (vera)

its crab niggas KNOW THE DEAL

and you call yoursefl a Nas fan?

Nas lost having you as a fan.

DR. NICK RIVIERA
02-16-2009, 06:04 PM
no, I'm not a fan of Nas.

and why shouldn't I say what I said?

ALCATRAZ
02-16-2009, 06:07 PM
lol @ you niggaz droppin stories about bitches and passin that shit off as real....


me and my nigras was down in tha industrial area gettin up when tha jakes pull up like they knew sumbody was there, guess someone dropped a dime on tha gods... anyways we were behind a box truck so we decide to break in different directions... two cops and four of us, of course these niggas ignore my mexican homies and decide to chase my black ass... but they were older jakes and weren't fast at all, soon enuff i lost em momentarily on a side street...

then i spot a scraper chillin halfway off tha sidewalk lookin maney as fuck... but keep in mind this is tha industrial area n if niggaz is down here chances r they up 2 no good... plus i was only 17 at tha time so i didnt know any better....i run up 2 tha car paranoid as fuck and told tha nigga tha cops are chasin me please help.... and i proceeded 2 witness true brothahood in action.... this nigga pulls up his pants, kicks his whore out tha car, and tells me 2 get in.... we smashed for about half a mile from pier 70 to where potrero ave meets downtown and he let me out right at south van ness where hella folks b at so its easy 2 slip thru the crowd..... he gave me a pound n told me 2 stay up, he said if he was in tha same situation he's sure i would do tha same for him..... because of smokin iv forgot a lot of shit in my life but that i will always remember..... real nigga shit in tha heart of tha city..... i went and got a burrito and walked home just enjoyin life.....times was good back then.....

KERZO
02-16-2009, 06:15 PM
Ghostlaced's head is stuck up his own arse so you should excuse him for speaking so much shit wera....It's an english twat kinda thing.

DR. NICK RIVIERA
02-16-2009, 06:17 PM
Yeah I know. He's the only eurofag here really.

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-16-2009, 06:19 PM
I smoked a jawn on the backseat of my schoolbus when i was about 15. I also got caught smoking at highschool twice in one day one time LOL

enough of your fairytalez time for some real down to earfth shyt

n

DR. NICK RIVIERA
02-16-2009, 06:20 PM
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=899755&songID=7197781

This beat is the realest shit ever. This is life in a loop, my friends.

ALCATRAZ
02-16-2009, 06:20 PM
I smoked a jawn on the backseat of my schoolbus when i was about 15. I also got caught smoking at highschool twice in one day one time LOL

n
nigga kill that weak shit aint nobody tryna hear those weak ass stories come wid tha real or step off nerd

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-16-2009, 06:22 PM
im bringin it back to the essence my fake nigga.

not talking about when you were trickin out and getting in mens cars for blowjobs in San Fran

KERZO
02-16-2009, 06:25 PM
one time i fell off my skateboardand and knocked myself out for about 20 minutes....


fucking uber-real!!!

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-16-2009, 06:29 PM
AHAHHHAHAHAA did anyone actually read this wigganomics post???

HE JUST STRAIGHT UP CONFESSED TO BEING A MALE WHORE IN THE SEEDY SAN FRAN AREA........



me and my nigras was down in tha industrial area gettin OUR DICKS UP up when tha jakes pull up like they knew MALE HO'S was there, guess someone dropped a dime on tha gods... anyways we were behind a box truck ON OUR KNEES so we decide to break in different directions WIPING THE CUM FROM OUR CHEEKS...

then i spot a scraper chillin halfway off tha sidewalk lookin maney as fuck... but keep in mind this is tha industrial area n if niggaz is down here chances r they up 2 no good (SELLING THEIR ASS)... plus i was only 17 - NOT EVEN A LEGAL HOOKER at tha time so i didnt know any better (POOR KID)....i run up 2 tha car paranoid as fuck and told tha nigga tha cops are chasin me ILL SUCK YOUR DICK FOR FREE THIS TIME please help.... and i proceeded 2 witness true brothahood in action.... this KURB CRAWLER nigga pulls up his pants = NO EXTRA COMMENTARY NEEDED, kicks his OTHER MALE whore out tha car, and tells me 2 get in.... He smashed MY ASS HOLE for about half a mile from pier 70 to where potrero ave meets downtown and he let me out right at south van ness where hella folks b at so its easy 2 slip thru the crowd..... he gave me a pound n told me 2 COME BACK TO THE SAME SPOT NEXT WEEK, .se of smokin iv forgot a lot of shit in my life but that i will always remember..... real DIRTY PERVERT OLD nigga shit in tha heart of tha city..... i went and got a burrito and walked home just enjoyin life.....times was good back then, MY ASSHOLE WAS COVERED IN SORES.....

i added the red for those who didnt read between the lines, but i DIDNT TOUCH any of the orginal yella words

DR. NICK RIVIERA
02-16-2009, 06:42 PM
one time i fell off my skateboardand and knocked myself out for about 20 minutes....


fucking uber-real!!!


lol the same happened to me, just that I was never a skater, and I knocked myself out for about a minute

I woke up seeing two of my friends [brothers] laughing at me...

REAL.

ALCATRAZ
02-16-2009, 06:46 PM
lolol u little twat

SKAMPOE
02-16-2009, 07:12 PM
one time i fell off my skateboardand and knocked myself out for about 20 minutes....


fucking uber-real!!!
alright spermboy, enogh wit ur sig, its rly creepy to picture u sittin next to me on a WHITE couch!

DrunkenMasta303
02-16-2009, 08:09 PM
ok i got some REAL HARD-BODY CUBAN LINX SHIT for ya:

i once went to a supermarket to get som chips or somthin and i only had like 2 of cream in my pocket, cos i was broke as fukk, so when i was @ the checkout counter and gave that chick my last cream i was kinda mad and unhappy, so the chick opened the glacier of ice to give me my change back and i see this shitload of cream, suddenly everything went in slowmotion, i started thinkin ''should i just grab the cream and run?'', i looked left and right nobody was there, so i rolled up my sleeves and SPONTANEOUSLY grabbed all the fukkin cream and started running and running like spot rusherz and running...until i was home, i made 1620 CASH that day and coincidentally changed the safety measures of my whole town :lmao: no shit





































http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_42w5-R0zz2g/SRjmIRTNwfI/AAAAAAAADyY/tLWkzIlimd8/s400/ghostface+raekwon+rainy+dayz+remix.jpg

ALCATRAZ
02-16-2009, 08:38 PM
so the chick opened the glacier of ice

hahahahahaha