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DJMethods
02-23-2009, 08:36 AM
I've recently had an epiphany while posting on WuCorp, it's not the first time, but perhaps it is the biggest breakthrough.

I started masturbating less then 10 years ago, and I love it. Sex is great don't get me wrong but you don't have the added pressure of performing, and getting it up for the girl. You an relax in the spare room at your grandparents house and rub the cock like a genie is coming out.

First time I ever busted a nut properly I was amazed. I was like "holy fuck lets do this again", and immediately chucked the TV on to our national foreign channel for some European titties and bush.

Over the years I've masturbated many times, I probably masturbate more then I exercise, but being the sweating type I find I lose decent amounts of weight the more I masturbate (Off the dome freestyles), I digress, the epiphany is one I'm not exactly comfortable talking about, but I feel embarrassed telling my psychologist, so I'll trial on WuCorp.

The more I masturbate, the more I become accustomed to pornography. The more I become accustomed to this vile but arousing exploitation of poor girls trying to pay their way through college, the more I search for the thrill that makes me bust nuts like like the first time I stole my aunties panties.

I started off with just girls.
Then girls and guys.
Then girls and girls.
Then girls and girls and guys.
I even trialed gay porn for a bit but found myself feeling inadequate despite being turned on.

This is when I figured out just how wrong my mind was. Girls and girls was becoming a chore to watch, a chore to masturbate over, had I lost the passion?

I've recently discovered something which is both heterosexual and satisfying. Transvestite sex.

You can beat it over the titties or the female looking person sucking a dick. My brain no longer feels guilty, I don't feel like I'm disappointing WuCorp, my semen can fly from my flacid shaft like doves being released.

Does anyone else have this problem?

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The Hound
02-23-2009, 08:41 AM
First time I ever busted a nut properly I was amazed. I was like "holy fuck lets do this again", and immediately chucked the TV on to our national foreign channel for some European titties and bush.

rofl

i masturbated for the first time to a movie on SBS ... spanish movie that really had no plot other than these three girls randomly getting into sex in such places as: the back of a cab, behind the counter at a pub, in the toilet of said pub and the dramatic mass orgy involving all three of them and three other guys to end the film

DJMethods
02-23-2009, 08:44 AM
Busting your first nut over SBS-porn is as Australian as bashing Lebs and Coon chese.

Olive Oil Goombah
02-23-2009, 08:58 AM
so thru your pornographic searches you have found that trannys turn you on more than girls?

so yer gay or bisexual or whatever.

step out of the denial

JerseyIronman
02-23-2009, 09:04 AM
this is by far the gayest thread i have ever read.

cutn' heads
02-23-2009, 09:05 AM
wtf are you trying to say?

Come Honor Face
02-23-2009, 09:12 AM
Wow

whitey
02-23-2009, 09:17 AM
so thru your pornographic searches you have found that trannys turn you on more than girls?

so yer gay or bisexual or whatever.

step out of the denial

o come on nick, im pretty sure this is on par with your fake o.d. thread. aka jokessss

Durag
02-23-2009, 09:23 AM
Great thread, powerful post.

The inclusion of Ironman in the thread title really added an air of hilarity to a very serious subject that is just TOO REAL for people to comprehend.

Masterbation is dope though, i remember my first time easily. Masterbating to porno is even doper although i havent quite reached the levels of tranny porn, but who knows! I also find lesbien porn quite boring though, nothing like a big nigga dick fuckin everything in sight and shooting giant bucketloads of cum over everyone.

Killa BB
02-23-2009, 11:03 AM
I'm... uh... hmmm...


What tha...???

IrOnMaN
02-23-2009, 11:21 AM
Lol at DJMethods using me as a scapegoat.

NIKLZ
02-23-2009, 11:40 AM
I've recently discovered something which is both heterosexual and satisfying. Transvestite sex.


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DJMethods
02-23-2009, 06:06 PM
I said do you speaka my language?
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich!

I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDERRRR

snapple
02-23-2009, 06:10 PM
disgusting....freak....

"Sex is great don't get me wrong but you don't have the added pressure of performing, and getting it up for the girl. You an relax in the spare room at your grandparents house and rub the cock like a genie is coming out. "


LOL your pretty weird man..

Marlo Stanfield
02-23-2009, 06:36 PM
the only way that i can build on to your nonsense is...

i have the philosophy that i get turned on by porn sometimes that i actually wouldn't want anything to do with in real life. shits weird.

think about if you would actually participate in the shit you're watching, if you would, then do discuss with your psychiatrist, you would need some refinement.

I've been watching strip-teases instead of crazy shit cause they seem more rational than anything.

J-Cee
02-23-2009, 08:13 PM
hahahah..ppl are disgusted methods..lol...some americans are quite dumb...

Olive Oil Goombah
02-23-2009, 08:18 PM
^jealous of everything american

DJMethods
02-24-2009, 01:29 AM
Who allowed Nicky Tooch to post like he meant something? It's kinda funny, now that a few of the regs don't post as much Nicky Tooch is all OG like he means something.

Youze still the bitch, homie, youze always will be the bitch.

Dick Cheney
02-24-2009, 01:39 AM
http://www.appletreeblog.com/wp-content/2007/11/cheney-gun.jpg
The weak shall not be destroyed. But they will pick the cashmere lint out of my toenails.
Or die.

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J-Cee
02-24-2009, 07:31 AM
^jealous of everything american

Do you want me to warm you up some milk before beddy boos ?

Drunken Monk
02-24-2009, 07:48 AM
go wank

Masta Chilla
02-24-2009, 02:57 PM
go methods go! i'm ya biggest fan!


disgusting....freak....

"Sex is great don't get me wrong but you don't have the added pressure of performing, and getting it up for the girl. You an relax in the spare room at your grandparents house and rub the cock like a genie is coming out. "


LOL your pretty weird man..


who the fuck is snapple?

http://www.appletreeblog.com/wp-content/2007/11/cheney-gun.jpg
The weak shall not be destroyed. But they will pick the cashmere lint out of my toenails.
Or die.


looks like a 2ndary for me... but lol

narc
02-24-2009, 03:22 PM
I remember the first time i wanked

4 years old, two prostitutes and an ant hill of charlie

snapple
02-24-2009, 05:45 PM
woah take it easy "Masta chilla"

I'm me...."snapple" i was here....went away for a while....and i'm back now....