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EAGLE EYE
02-23-2009, 09:19 PM
check this out dudes..

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/5392/fathertimeft.jpg


The opening bid starts at $187.00

Bats both ways, Throws Left nuts
Height 6' 0", Weight 210 lb.

Drafted by the Vaticans in 4rth round but had to rise above 6


Here are his stats from 2008:

TBI (threads batted in) 44

PA (posting average) 3.82 posts per day

E (errors) enough to piss of his P-O

HR (Hoe-Run-ins) 2 + his second cousin

cleat size: sasquatch

Locker Room fights: 37 + 1 pat Bateman shower rape

status: Political Prisoner / Free Agent












LETS SEE THOSE BIDZ!!!

Dick Cheney
02-23-2009, 09:21 PM
$190

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beautifulrock
02-23-2009, 09:23 PM
$214.54

Dick Cheney
02-23-2009, 09:24 PM
Rock, I can buy my own casino you might want to give up now

$274.63

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beautifulrock
02-23-2009, 09:40 PM
Oh yea, well I have a pokerstars account.


$317.67

Dick Cheney
02-23-2009, 09:41 PM
Sonofabitch

$963

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EAGLE EYE
02-23-2009, 09:45 PM
God Damn Dick Is Coming In Strong...



I Wonder How Much That High Roller Stylemasterr G Will Put Down

Prolifical ENG
02-23-2009, 09:49 PM
nah i dont know...thats not a rookie card and i doubt hes about to have his breakout WTC season.

Dick Cheney
02-23-2009, 10:00 PM
nah i dont know...thats not a rookie card and i doubt hes about to have his breakout WTC season.
Wait, this is just for the card? fuck, I was thinking this was for a future employee at a gay brothel I own in New Orleans.


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EAGLE EYE
02-23-2009, 10:02 PM
Wait, this is just for the card? fuck, I was thinking this was for a future employee at a gay brothel I own in New Orleans.





The Original Boricua Joe chewing gum comes with this card. Stop being such a recession pussy willow and up the ante!!!

Dick Cheney
02-23-2009, 10:06 PM
The Original Boricua Joe chewing gum comes with this card. Stop being such a recession pussy willow and up the ante!!!
I don't fucking take orders from any god damn body. I created the fucking recession I sure as hell am not about to over-react to it.
I own the current high bid and I'm still going to charge some repressed Albama senator $300 a shot to chew that piece of shit gum.
The bid at $963 stands.

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EAGLE EYE
02-23-2009, 10:09 PM
^

Thinks Chris Brown Double Mint can compare to Boricua Joe chewing gum

Dick Cheney
02-23-2009, 10:14 PM
^

Thinks Chris Brown Double Mint can compare to Boricua Joe chewing gum
Gum value fluccuates depending on the faggot and market value always comes into play. Chris Brown swallows his gum so I got to promise a whore A LOT of dick to go swimming around in a porta-potty for a couple of hours. She comes out of that shit looking like a fuckin blueberry.

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EAGLE EYE
02-23-2009, 10:15 PM
Gum value fluccuates depending on the faggot and market value always comes into play. Chris Brown swallows his gum so I got to promise a whore A LOT of dick to go swimming around in a porta-potty for a couple of hours. She comes out of that shit looking like a fuckin blueberry.




LOL


'I am Amused'


let the wu-Bay bidding continue...

Dick Cheney
02-23-2009, 10:19 PM
LOL


'I am Amused'


let the wu-Bay bidding continue...
My secretary just booked a whole plane-load of Catholic priest flying in from Sicily for Mardi Gras.


$3696

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Uncle Steezo
02-23-2009, 10:51 PM
$5k

for the back rapeman season

Dick Cheney
02-23-2009, 10:53 PM
$5k

for the back rapeman season

What is this you speak of?

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Uncle Steezo
02-23-2009, 11:01 PM
this card is from the season when he raped Pat Bateman in the shower aka Back Rapeman aka Drippy

Dick Cheney
02-23-2009, 11:07 PM
this card is from the season when he raped Pat Bateman in the shower aka Back Rapeman aka Drippy
Say no more.


$29639

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EAGLE EYE
02-23-2009, 11:08 PM
Hes basically like a coked up heart-throb version of Darryl Strawberry.

Dick Cheney
02-23-2009, 11:10 PM
Hes basically like a coked up heart-throb version of Darryl Strawberry.
Alabama senator and bunch of catholics

I'm going to clean house on this like a mexican working doubles

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EAGLE EYE
02-24-2009, 01:48 AM
going once....................?

Uncle Steezo
02-24-2009, 02:07 AM
dude... this guy is haliburton, there is no such thing as bidding.

EAGLE EYE
02-24-2009, 02:11 AM
Im now accepting souls and beer as payments. Also hair gel.



I can never have enough hair gel.

TSA
02-24-2009, 02:22 AM
The Original Boricua Joe chewing gum comes with this card. Stop being such a recession pussy willow and up the ante!!!
SLANG OUT LOUD!

Uncle Steezo
02-24-2009, 12:28 PM
slang was winkin at me with that one.
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/boriq_baz-1.jpg

L~>1<~NKS
02-24-2009, 12:58 PM
slang was winkin at me with that one.
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/boriq_baz-1.jpg


hahaha

at the coqui on the corner

Suga Duga
02-24-2009, 01:11 PM
one-hundred-thousand-billion

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/familyguy/images/a/a7/Rich.jpg

EAGLE EYE
02-24-2009, 10:18 PM
slang was winkin at me with that one.
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/boriq_baz-1.jpg


god damn. i need to protect my ideas or either issue a creative commons license.

good work though lol

FatherSl!me
02-25-2009, 12:28 PM
cheap bastards

Uncle Steezo
02-25-2009, 03:52 PM
god damn. i need to protect my ideas or either issue a creative commons license.

good work though lol
hahahahahah
naw i actually sold these at the 06 PR parade in NYC.
along with this one for the Latin Kings
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/boriq.jpg
we had maybe 6 -7 dozen in duffle bags. sold out in 3 blocks
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/PRPrade.jpg
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/IMG_0714JPG.jpg
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/IMG_0717JPG.jpg
and yes i got copyrights.

Senator C. Palantine
02-25-2009, 03:54 PM
hahahahahah
naw i actually sold these at the 06 PR parade in NYC.
along with this one for the Latin Kings
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/boriq.jpg
we had maybe 6 -7 dozen in duffle bags. sold out in 3 blocks
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/PRPrade.jpg
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/IMG_0714JPG.jpg
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/IMG_0717JPG.jpg
and yes i got copyrights.


I'll never understand this mentality.

On the internet.

Uncle Steezo
02-25-2009, 04:20 PM
I'll never understand this mentality.

On the internet.

the words part or the pictures part?


http://www.beabritdifferent.com/media/1_visitbritainlogo_blue.pnghttp://www.beabritdifferent.com/media/1_visitbritainlogo_blue.pnghttp://www.beabritdifferent.com/media/1_visitbritainlogo_blue.pnghttp://www.beabritdifferent.com/media/1_visitbritainlogo_blue.pnghttp://www.beabritdifferent.com/media/1_visitbritainlogo_blue.png

Senator C. Palantine
02-25-2009, 04:21 PM
The 'I sold some t-shirts and thought I'd tell people on the internet about it' bit.

i GeTz MiNeZ!