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TSA
02-25-2009, 05:33 PM
1. Do you support the troops....no matter what.

2. Do you feel like tearing up a little when you see...THE TROOPS...no matter what

3. Do you only like JAPS cause you 'blew them off the fuckin map', and for that reason alone.

4. Do you own more GUNS then you have hands?

5. Do you squint when you drag a cigarette or blunt?

6. Do you hate NIGGERS?

7. Do you go to CHURCH?

8. Do you mispronounce foriegn names on purpose?

9. Does your country have more BOMBS then the rest of those fags combine?

10. Are the only countries you can name the ones with boarders to your own?

11. Do you hate QUEERS

12. Do you have a FLAG outside?

13. Do you truely believe that God is an american citizen, no acceptions.

14. Are you firmly convince Jesus hates FAGS?(cause he does)

15. Do you think the AMerican God is will Allahs ASS?

16. Can you VOTE, but you're so free, you dont?

17. Do you park SIDEWAYS IN 2 FUCKING PARKING SPOTS?

18. Have you ever sat in the nude with a beer and a fire arm..watching your property.

19. Do you KILL?

20. Do you RAPE? pussy.

21. Have you ever SNUFFED A WHORE?

22. Do you have a BEER BELLEH

23. Are you SECERTLY HOMOSEXUAL but you'd kill a gay at will and overpay your masculinity to hide the godless truth.

24. Have you ever WHOOPED BEANERS

25. Have you ever been blown up, shot, stabbed, and/or left for dead?

26. If your father says "avenge me" could you take out the entire Soviet Army with a fucking bow and arrow?

27. do you say "..yeah.." when you see HIROSHIMA?

28. Have you ever answered a question with USA! USA! USA! USA!

29. Have you ever TAKEN THE LAW INTO YOUR OWN HANDS

30. Do you like to SHOOT AND BLOW SHIT UP?

31. Do you only drive AMERICAN MADE...no matter what?

32. Have you ever seeked revenge..WITH COLD STEEL.

33. Are you loyal to BUSH?

34. Have you ever GIVEN YOUR SELF A HOMEMADE TAT.

35. Do you BEAT WOMEN and say "Look what you made me do?"

36. Do you have A SHITTY HAIRCUT?

37. Are you insanely proud of your mundane occupation and believe it has an important role in the world.

38. Are you UNCOMFORTABLE WITH DIVERSITY

39. Do judge a man on the basis of his handshake

40. If a nieghbor of your decided to fortify his house with bombs and guns so that if the government comes to collect taxes from him they would have to "pry it out of his cold dead fingers *cocks gun*" would you support him 100%...but at the same time hate faggots that don't pay taxes.

41. Do you have TRAUMATIC REPRESSED MEMORIES?

42. Have you ever screamed NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! when someone close to you died?

43. Have you ever MADE YOUR OWN WEAPONS

44. Have you ever CHEATED OFF A DINK

45. Do you have a hard time GETTING OVER VIETNAM?


__/45

TSA
02-25-2009, 05:42 PM
1. Do you support the troops....no matter what.
yes

2. Do you feel like tearing up a little when you see...THE TROOPS...no matter what
yes

3. Do you only like JAPS cause you 'blew them off the fuckin map', and for that reason alone.
yes

4. Do you own more GUNS then you have hands?
no

5. Do you squint when you drag a cigarette or blunt?
yes, if i were to smoke

6. Do you hate NIGGERS?
no

7. Do you go to CHURCH?
no

8. Do you mispronounce foriegn names on purpose?
yes

9. Does your country have more BOMBS then the rest of those fags combine?
yes

10. Are the only countries you can name the ones with boarders to your own?
no

11. Do you hate QUEERS
no

12. Do you have a FLAG outside?
no

13. Do you truely believe that God is an american citizen, no acceptions.
yes

14. Are you firmly convince Jesus hates FAGS?(cause he does)
yes

15. Do you think the AMerican God is will Allahs ASS?
yes

16. Can you VOTE, but you're so free, you dont?
no

17. Do you park SIDEWAYS IN 2 FUCKING PARKING SPOTS?
no

18. Have you ever sat in the nude with a beer and a fire arm..watching your property.
no

19. Do you KILL?
no

20. Do you RAPE? pussy.
evidentally, but no

21. Have you ever SNUFFED A WHORE?
yeah, when i was a little kid

22. Do you have a BEER BELLEH
no

23. Are you SECERTLY HOMOSEXUAL but you'd kill a gay at will and overpay your masculinity to hide the godless truth.
no

24. Have you ever WHOOPED BEANERS
yes

25. Have you ever been blown up, shot, stabbed, and/or left for dead?
no

26. If your father says "avenge me" could you take out the entire Soviet Army with a fucking bow and arrow?
yes

27. do you say "..yeah.." when you see HIROSHIMA?
yes

28. Have you ever answered a question with USA! USA! USA! USA!
yes

29. Have you ever TAKEN THE LAW INTO YOUR OWN HANDS
yes.

30. Do you like to SHOOT AND BLOW SHIT UP?
yes

31. Do you only drive AMERICAN MADE...no matter what?
no

32. Have you ever seeked revenge..WITH COLD STEEL.
no

33. Are you loyal to BUSH?
yes

34. Have you ever GIVEN YOUR SELF A HOMEMADE TAT.
no

35. Do you BEAT WOMEN and say "Look what you made me do?"
a life goal, but no.

36. Do you have A SHITTY HAIRCUT?
yes

37. Are you insanely proud of your mundane occupation and believe it has an important role in the world.
when i have them, yes

38. Are you UNCOMFORTABLE WITH DIVERSITY
no

39. Do judge a man on the basis of his handshake
no

40. If a nieghbor of your decided to fortify his house with bombs and guns so that if the government comes to collect taxes from him they would have to "pry it out of his cold dead fingers *cocks gun*" would you support him 100%...but at the same time hate faggots that don't pay taxes.
yes.

41. Do you have TRAUMATIC REPRESSED MEMORIES?
no

42. Have you ever screamed NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! when someone close to you died?
no

43. Have you ever MADE YOUR OWN WEAPONS
yes

44. Have you ever CHEATED OFF A GOOK
yes

45. Do you have a hard time GETTING OVER VIETNAM?
yes

22/45

TSA
02-25-2009, 05:50 PM
Bonus Question 1: After PUMPING IRON do you look at you bicep and say "...yeah..", "..awesome..", or kiss it, and or have a shrivelled ROID DICK?

SKAMPOE
02-25-2009, 05:54 PM
wow, u are a pathetic lil myspace bitchy lil fag arentcha

TSA
02-25-2009, 05:58 PM
and i'll myspace your innocent asshole wide open with a heated dick faggot.

Killa BB
02-25-2009, 05:59 PM
SMH... is this what it looks like?

SKAMPOE
02-25-2009, 05:59 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/2ag5cuf.gif

TSA
02-25-2009, 06:01 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/2ag5cuf.gif
/AHAahAAHAHAHAHAhahahhaHAHAHAHAH!!1

Senator C. Palantine
02-25-2009, 06:02 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/2ag5cuf.gif


I bet Morgan's head game is tight.

TSA
02-25-2009, 06:04 PM
he's got the nostrils to project air upon the sac and dick if things get too heated. he's genetically designed by YACUB for these things

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-25-2009, 06:05 PM
i need freedom from this thread

AHAHAAAAHHHHHAHHAA!!!!

chek tha dope wordplay!!!

why doesnt wucorps awards have wordplay catigorie? im always killing the words.

I threw in a 'meataphor' about Styles white man dick sucking tale.

That was sick. "meataphor"

served.

Senator C. Palantine
02-25-2009, 06:06 PM
I lost all respect for him when he gave his godly power to a snake (Jim Carrey).

Damn, Morgan, you know what they say about having a pet snake!

TSA
02-25-2009, 06:11 PM
Senators dick is 100% foreskin cause he hasn't blossomed.

bloom a dick faggot.
faggot.





faggot.

Senator C. Palantine
02-25-2009, 06:17 PM
bloom a dick

ha.

Shit Is Real

Mumm Ra
02-25-2009, 06:57 PM
he's got the nostrils to project air upon the sac and dick if things get too heated. he's genetically designed by YACUB for these things
HAHAHAH!
you would know about this wouldn't you

Uncle Steezo
02-25-2010, 10:01 AM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/29/f-ing_thread_sucks.gif

SID
02-25-2010, 11:22 AM
23. Are you SECERTLY HOMOSEXUAL but you'd kill a gay at will and overpay your masculinity to hide the godless truth.
no


wow, u are a pathetic lil myspace bitchy lil fag arentcha

http://i48.tinypic.com/2hd3a5z.jpg