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EAGLE EYE
02-25-2009, 07:52 PM
I think when the god-body JIGSAW first joined the forum back in the summer I was belligerently drunk one night and wanted to make him a forum-warming type thread in poetry rhyme form..



Cant believe i just found this saved in a hidden chamber folder on my hard drive. Shits ill..




Dear Jigsaw welcome to wucorp and may you have a good start,
I hope you bless us with a thread thats more pristine than a skampoe wet fart, Rumor has it, your cousin licks your asshole like a sweet tart
Dont get mad, I'm just a drunk cracka prophet who signed up to this forum and cant log off it
Roses are red, Big Bens hoops are gold, Tony Bandana's cock is covered in mold... I heard Tomb is gonna hold some auction where TSA gets sold
Please be aware there is a Canadian girl who loves to post here
Buy her a wine cooler and whisper sweet nothings into her ear, you might get brain you might get VD
Though things could be worse like smoking duh Euros bud which is seedy
Some of you are little brats, some of you are funny
When minibumps turns 18 im gonna put her on duh track 2 make me mo' money.



Fin.

Uncle Steezo
02-25-2009, 09:19 PM
oh shit ahahahahahahahahazha!!!!
damn!
you need to record that ala jig youtube freestyle.


i got the passwords you wanted for the tranny website.
ii'll just call in a request for air support one day in retrurn.

u know? hamburger hill

TSA
02-25-2009, 10:14 PM
that wasn't funny at all.

SKAMPOE
02-25-2009, 11:40 PM
robby ur one sad puppy

EAGLE EYE
02-25-2009, 11:43 PM
robby ur one sad puppy

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http://store.offbeattreats.com/merchant2/graphics/00000001/candy-sweettartssqueez.jpg


my have times changed

Tage
02-25-2009, 11:51 PM
hahahahahahaha

SKAMPOE
02-25-2009, 11:55 PM
http://www.v1gallery.com/artistimage/image/240/babeltales.ScreamingDreamers.jpg?1206988885

EAGLE EYE
02-26-2009, 12:01 AM
http://www.pe.com/imagesdaily/2008/05-07/tacobell_fooddude07_366.jpg


http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/loco022-2-1-1.jpg?t=1234395379

SKAMPOE
02-26-2009, 12:05 AM
dont drop duh chalupah

EAGLE EYE
02-26-2009, 12:06 AM
that meal box is kinda a rip off now that i think about it. I can usually eat it all and want more cuz food goes right threw me.

SKAMPOE
02-26-2009, 12:08 AM
i bet it does with ur severely loose anus































u fuckin fag

EAGLE EYE
02-26-2009, 12:16 AM
BUAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHHA.



Whats up with you always makin' remarks, posting gay pics, injecting any gayness you can into this fourm. I'm actually starting to think the nigerian was right about you. Hopefully you do something to redeem yourself.

TSA
02-26-2009, 12:35 AM
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff29/Pimplegionrecords/SSPX0378.jpg
AAAhHH!!GeIMMEYo CRUMMBbZ NAUIGGAH!

EAGLE EYE
02-26-2009, 12:38 AM
haha that nose is way too much for even that scarf too contain.


Lookin' like Little Red Ridin' Hoover Vacuum

Uncle Steezo
02-26-2009, 12:47 AM
ahhahahahahahah!@this thread

Zack brought the raptor out.

cold blooded.

Huggasaurus Sex
02-26-2009, 01:16 AM
haha that nose is way too much for even that scarf too contain.


Lookin' like Little Red Ridin' Hoover Vacuum

ahhahahhahhaha.





PS. shitty poem rob

EAGLE EYE
02-26-2009, 01:30 AM
ahhahahhahhaha.





PS. shitty poem rob



I know I know...

























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