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noel411
02-26-2009, 02:23 AM
I've got this thing where when I hear a worthless little pissant cunt of a dog yapping, I instantly feel an intense rage and am overcome by a burning desire to rip it's fucking throat out and stomp it to a bloody pulp.

This is a real problem as it seems to be almost a requirement in my neighbourhood for residents to own at least 3 of the miserable little fucking cunts. For this reason I spend my life in an almost perpetual rage and have regular fantasies in which I am torturing, bludgeoning, stabbing, stomping, strangling and forcing these little cunts to suffer in a variety of ways.

In particular there's a couple of miserable little fucken cunts a couple of houses over, who regularly wake me up at night and cause me endless grief and despair.

I have voiced my concerns to both the owners and the local council, so if the dogs came up missing or their disfigured corpses were found laying in a pool of their own blood, it would come back to me.

Does anybody have any suggestions of how I could bring misery, despair and/or death to the shitbag little weasel cunts and their owners, and still remain anonymous? Poison seems like a good idea, but where would I obtain a lethal substance?

EAGLE EYE
02-26-2009, 02:25 AM
you could borrow my dogs for an hour

diggy
02-26-2009, 02:26 AM
noel, read what u have just typed

then reflect on how sick you are

noel411
02-26-2009, 02:30 AM
you could borrow my dogs for an hour
Man I'd love to see these little fucks yapping their heads off at some real dogs, and then getting violently ripped to pieces. It would likely give me an organism.

noel411
02-26-2009, 02:32 AM
noel, read what u have just typed

then reflect on how sick you are
I have long since passed the point where I need to contemplate my own thoughts and/or words to experience and realise my sickness and degeneracy.

EAGLE EYE
02-26-2009, 02:33 AM
Theres a little yapper across the street from me. I understand his pain.


But 3? Thats sickening.

noel411
02-26-2009, 02:56 AM
There's these cunts just around the corner from me, they must have at least 5 miserable little yapper cunts, and whenever somebody walks past their place they all go off together and create the most sickening cacophony of yapping one could ever imagine. It is honestly the most sickening thing my ears have ever experienced. Some of them are such pitiful, pissy little things that they actual "squeak" more so than "yap". Oooh it makes me shudder just talking about it.

How any "man" can not only own such things, or allow his wife to, but allow them to yap on and on without giving them a swift kick in the head, is beyond me, and fills me the most profound sickness imaginable.

check two
02-26-2009, 03:05 AM
I don't get when a person puts their dog out late at night to do it's duty, and it keeps barking and barking to come back in, but they don't bring it back inside for a while. lol It's just really disrespectful to other neighbors. And then some people have dogs that they just keep outside all the time, and never bring in. What's the point of that?

On a side note, two random facts about Noel are that he likes orange juice and that he also likes to sleep with senior citizen women.

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Uncle Steezo
02-26-2009, 03:13 AM
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Paranoid
02-26-2009, 03:16 AM
I like dogs

http://www.gotpetsonline.com/pictures-gallery/dog-pictures-breeders-puppies-rescue/beagle-pictures-breeders-puppies-rescue/pictures/beagle-0231.jpg

noel411
02-26-2009, 03:28 AM
I love proper dogs, but when they yap incessantly, I wish to rip their fucking throats out.

Those throw away little rubbishy fucked up yapper things can all fuck off and die though. That's not to say all small dogs. Just the pissy little good for nothing shitbag ones. Like those shaggy little white things that old grannies have. They need to become extinct immediately.

Paranoid
02-26-2009, 03:33 AM
I love proper dogs, but when they yap incessantly, I wish to rip their fucking throats out.

Those throw away little rubbishy fucked up yapper things can all fuck off and die though. That's not to say all small dogs. Just the pissy little good for nothing shitbag ones. Like those shaggy little white things that old grannies have. They need to become extinct immediately.

lol while I may not agree that they deserve harm or extinction, i do know exactly what you're talking about. And yea, those kinds of dogs are really annoying and I'm not a fan

i have a beagle. she howls sometimes at passer by's or animals as she chills on the deck. other then that she is a very sweet dog that loves people

Huggasaurus Sex
02-26-2009, 03:53 AM
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YungSunny
02-26-2009, 06:34 AM
Man I'd love to see these little fucks yapping their heads off at some real dogs, and then getting violently ripped to pieces. It would likely give me an organism.

An organism.....





















An Organism

noel411
02-26-2009, 06:36 AM
Ehhh, it was a joke mate.

The Hound
02-26-2009, 07:18 AM
there's a few townhouses in the street behind mine and they have this annoying little cunt of a dog that, like fucking clockwork, starts barking at 7pm and doesn't fucking finish until some un-godly ridiculous hour of the early morning and it's really pissing me