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Senator C. Palantine
02-26-2009, 09:41 AM
you're a parent.

You have a son, he's 15.

Lately he's been a little distant.

He's also been listening to that dreadful 'Rap' music.

And he's been getting in a little trouble at school.

All he ever does is go on his computer.

You've tried talking to him about it, but you know what teenagers are like. Afterall you were one yourself once.

So one day you decide that while he's out you're going to check his computer.

You feel a little wrong for doing this, but what if he's doing something on the computer which is affecting him negatively. Dont you, as the parent, have a right to know.

So when he's out, you log on to his pc.

You check the history.

You find a web page where a 32yr old man is asking your son to post a picture of his bare chest.....

WOULD YOU PHONE THE POLICE?

We know Cam' wouldn't.

BUT WOULD YOU?

Build, Faggits...........

TSA
02-26-2009, 09:48 AM
http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~js285799/buff.bagwell.jpg
SWELL-OH-EL!

TSA
02-26-2009, 09:50 AM
dude...am i a victim of an online predator.......

Senator C. Palantine
02-26-2009, 09:52 AM
Exactly.

Imagine reading in the paper about what STYLE gets up to on here.

You'd be outraged.

Pictures of him running trains......post them up for the kids.

WU TANG IS FOR DUH CHILDREN

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GdNL2BdQnwo/R3pHdIqCQeI/AAAAAAAAFhU/hQm6wSSUXic/s400/odb.jpg

TSA
02-26-2009, 09:54 AM
holy shit. at first i thought it was gonna be an amusing display on online chests...completely forgetting the guy instigating it has 2 personality and eats from a trash can

Senator C. Palantine
02-26-2009, 09:56 AM
Asking kids to post their bare chests....at age 32.

Great Poster.

http://media.pegasusnews.com/img/categories/HelenLovejoy_t630.jpg

TSA
02-26-2009, 10:00 AM
ok it depends who asked. See STYLE, he's a ladies man, cool, suave, he could start his own cult.

but GAVIN, well he hasn't blossomed yet, and he still has that perverted Catholic alter boy and sunday school teacher mentality. The fact that he hasn't bloomed a dick WOULD lead you to think he's safer, but that's where you're wrong.....that's where you're very....wrong

Senator C. Palantine
02-26-2009, 10:01 AM
I've got a horrible feeling this will end in a court case.

Olive Oil Goombah
02-26-2009, 10:02 AM
y'alls' jealousy is disturbingly obvious

Senator C. Palantine
02-26-2009, 10:03 AM
y'alls' jealousy is disturbingly obvious

All joking aside I cant see one element of STYLE's life that could possibly make anyone jealous.

I really dont.

TSA
02-26-2009, 10:05 AM
I've got a horrible feeling this will end in a court case.
or a colorful counter thread explaining his chest and insulting you with pictures of wolves being dead or gay.

Senator C. Palantine
02-26-2009, 10:06 AM
Are they that different?

Olive Oil Goombah
02-26-2009, 10:08 AM
All joking aside I cant see one element of STYLE's life that could possibly make anyone jealous.

I really dont.

you should never get serious

TSA
02-26-2009, 10:09 AM
did you see the part where he described his nipples as melanin rich.
i wonder what he teaches his seed

TSA
02-26-2009, 10:10 AM
I can easily see why NickyTouch ended up in the situation he's in in real life.

Senator C. Palantine
02-26-2009, 10:18 AM
you should never get serious

My dearest Nicky
You are the one for me
Promise me you'll come to England
For a cup of tea
We can see all the sights
Number 10, Big Ben and men in tights
And While we gaze at the hands on the clock
We can daydream of hands on cocks
Oh, Nicky
You're the one for me
Your beard reminds me off the grass on the Yorkshire hills
Of lazy days and cheap thrills
Oh, Nicky, say that that you'll never leave
That we'll never have to go our seperate ways
Isnt there a place in this world for a couple of gays
Our love is like MsRza's hair, something I want to believe
But like your hairline, something we'll never truly retirieve

Olive Oil Goombah
02-26-2009, 10:33 AM
'Oh, Nicky
You're the one for me
Your beard reminds me off the grass on the Yorkshire hills'

*tears*

Olive Oil Goombah
02-26-2009, 10:40 AM
Senator
Im sorry for sayin ironman would beat you up
even tho i dont kno y u gave a fuck
I believe you when you say you kno blacks
but changing your heading? no need for that
im flattered but mostly i think your sick
ill be reminded of gay euros whenever a soccer ball is kicked

Senator C. Palantine
02-26-2009, 10:41 AM
[Popa Wu/] The Love, I'm Talking 'Bout The Love[Popa Wu]

Tage
02-26-2009, 10:47 AM
i would laugh at my son for not passwording his pc.

Tage
02-26-2009, 10:49 AM
ill be reminded of gay euros whenever a soccer ball is kicked


wow... you are fucking obsessed.

Senator C. Palantine
02-26-2009, 10:50 AM
i would laugh at my son for not passwording his pc.

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Uncle Steezo
02-26-2009, 11:06 AM
you lost when u created an open invitation for TSA to post back to back multiple times in this thread.
it turned a funny idea into a desperation race to regain lost eGround. notice the absence of LOLs and the "doggy treat" behavior.


I know seeing me getting my eSwagger back has you excited.
you are eager to get wolfy again.
stick to the basics.

I'll help you.


"Can I get a wucourt trial or something?!"


*nudges the senator*
*whispers*

"thats your cue"

EAGLE EYE
02-26-2009, 11:10 AM
ok it depends who asked. See STYLE, he's a ladies man, cool, suave, he could start his own cult.

but GAVIN, well he hasn't blossomed yet, and he still has that perverted Catholic alter boy and sunday school teacher mentality. The fact that he hasn't bloomed a dick WOULD lead you to think he's safer, but that's where you're wrong.....that's where you're very....wrong


LOL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHA!!

'Oh, Nicky
You're the one for me
Your beard reminds me off the grass on the Yorkshire hills'

*tears*


hahhaa wtf?

Uncle Steezo
02-26-2009, 11:30 AM
i really want to record "Nicky"as like a lost scroll from 808 and Heartbreak.

YungSunny
02-26-2009, 04:54 PM
*passworded'd computer*

TSA
02-26-2009, 04:56 PM
My dearest Nicky
You are the one for me
Promise me you'll come to England
For a cup of tea
We can see all the sights
Number 10, Big Ben and men in tights
And While we gaze at the hands on the clock
We can daydream of hands on cocks
Oh, Nicky
You're the one for me
Your beard reminds me off the grass on the Yorkshire hills
Of lazy days and cheap thrills
Oh, Nicky, say that that you'll never leave
That we'll never have to go our seperate ways
Isnt there a place in this world for a couple of gays
Our love is like MsRza's hair, something I want to believe
But like your hairline, something we'll never truly retirieve
AHAahahaAHAHAhahaHAhhaAHahA!11