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TSA
02-26-2009, 04:58 PM
are fucking retarded.

im a fish
bone
i was a cat
fish
a fish bone is a cat


Touch, explain the value of a haiku and why it isn't outlawed for promoting gay marriage.

Killa BB
02-26-2009, 05:29 PM
That's not a haiku. (5)
This is a haiku young man; (7)
This is a haiku. (5)

Get it?

SL33
02-26-2009, 05:34 PM
are fucking retarded.

im a fish
bone
i was a cat
fish
a fish bone is a cat


Touch, explain the value of a haiku and why it isn't outlawed for promoting gay marriage.



as much as i respect your posts, i'll have to say that this thread is ignorant.

haiku is an ancient discipline.... give some respect....


peace anyway

Visionz
02-26-2009, 05:34 PM
It's a japanese art and those guys appreciate subtly, pretty much what it all comes down to

TSA
02-26-2009, 05:34 PM
no, i dont get it. that's why i made this thread.
why?

Killa BB
02-26-2009, 05:39 PM
no, i dont get it. that's why i made this thread.
why?

SL33 described it as a discipline... but in a quick way that you and other 7 year olds can understand it... it's a challenge... you have to get a point across... but you only have a limited number of sylables... but what's amazing is that you can convey anything from a simple idea to an epic feat in just those three lines...

Get it?

TSA
02-26-2009, 05:44 PM
as much as i respect your posts, i'll have to say that this thread is ignorant.

haiku is an ancient discipline.... give some respect....


peace anyway
so is rape

TSA
02-26-2009, 05:49 PM
SL33 described it as a discipline... but in a quick way that you and other 7 year olds can understand it... it's a challenge... you have to get a point across... but you only have a limited number of sylables... but what's amazing is that you can convey anything from a simple idea to an epic feat in just those three lines...

Get it?
still doesn't prevent then, and haiku writers from being gay

Visionz
02-26-2009, 05:49 PM
A baby is born
laughter, love, joy, pain, tears, peace
Old man dies grinning

Killa BB
02-26-2009, 05:51 PM
Bingo!

Senator C. Palantine
02-26-2009, 05:53 PM
Honey eye-ballin down for no reason
Grab her close, play post, wind and wax floors
Never mind the laws, cause tonight It's Yourz

YungSunny
02-26-2009, 05:57 PM
^Wow you suck.

EAGLE EYE
02-26-2009, 06:02 PM
are fucking retarded.

im a fish
bone
i was a cat
fish
a fish bone is a cat


Touch, explain the value of a haiku and why it isn't outlawed for promoting gay marriage.

hasnt seen or participated in my wu tang haiku thread. also doesnt understand the role that haikus play in the universe of gods and earths.




he cant form a coherent sentence so haikus make his brain hurt like tummy ache.

Uncle Steezo
02-26-2009, 06:04 PM
Poetry is Art,
not only in its meaning
but in its structure


Analyze Haiku.
It could possibly help you
discipline your mouth.

Haiku construction
forces you to condense thought
into streamlined ideas


try to write one D
you'll find most words aren't needed
sometimes less is more


imagine speaking
with a limited word bank.
would you still talk shit?


I would, but with style
once you have mastered language
haiku has no limits


see how i flipped it?
this is slang prostitution.
Is your pimp hand strong?

Visionz
02-26-2009, 06:05 PM
^added to the fact that Shao doesn't know anything about subtly

EAGLE EYE
02-26-2009, 06:08 PM
SLANG HAIKUS!

http://www.michigandaily.com/files/leg/40515519412a5-31-1.jpg

TSA
02-26-2009, 06:09 PM
NBAJAM has never wrote a SLANG HAIKU.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
02-26-2009, 06:10 PM
Poetry is Art,
not only in its meaning
but in its structure


Analyze Haiku.
It could possibly help you
discipline your mouth.

Haiku construction
forces you to condense thought
into streamlined ideas


try to write one D
you'll find most words aren't needed
sometimes less is more


imagine speaking
with a limited word bank.
would you still talk shit?


I would, but with style
once you have mastered language
haiku has no limits


see how i flipped it?
this is slang prostitution.
Is your pimp hand strong?



Step your Haiku proofreading up before you drop knowledge.

Killa BB
02-26-2009, 06:10 PM
Poetry is Art,

not only in its meaning
but in its structure


Analyze Haiku.
It could possibly help you
discipline your mouth.

Haiku construction
forces you to condense thought
into streamlined ideas


try to write one D
you'll find most words aren't needed
sometimes less is more


imagine speaking
with a limited word bank.
would you still talk shit?


I would, but with style
once you have mastered language
haiku has no limits


see how i flipped it?
this is slang prostitution.
Is your pimp hand strong?




*snap, snap, snap, snap, snap*
Impressed enough to applaud
But too cool to clap

TSA
02-26-2009, 06:11 PM
FUCKIN FAGGOT! LOL I typed that Slanghaiku shit like 5 minutes ago and i just now sent cause my computer is from 2000 or 1998


DICK.
i smell a SLANG ARMS RACE coming up.

EAGLE EYE
02-26-2009, 06:12 PM
NBAJAM has never wrote a SLANG HAIKU.

THAT NBAJAM GUY WASNT UP ON SLANG LIKE THAT GARGOYLE IS.




NOW DO YOUR DISHES OR TAKE A BATH!




YOU STINK LIKE HASH BROWNS AND DIRTY LAUNDRY.

TSA
02-26-2009, 06:16 PM
GAVIN, i didn't read anything you typed, but doesn't it defeat the purpose if you have like 20 haikus stringed together idiot?

TSA
02-26-2009, 06:18 PM
Zack morris has never been seen in the hood chillin with a white nigga.

EAGLE EYE
02-26-2009, 06:18 PM
^vietnam Jungle Growing Under Arm

TSA
02-26-2009, 06:28 PM
^Isn't grungy.

SKAMPOE
02-26-2009, 06:31 PM
^african gundgy < ct grundgy

Uncle Steezo
02-26-2009, 06:35 PM
Step your Haiku proofreading up before you drop knowledge.

my shit is on point.
you are prolly rolling consonants with your thick Semitic tongue.


GAVIN, i didn't read anything you typed, but doesn't it defeat the purpose if you have like 20 haikus stringed together idiot?


you lie.
you read my myspace blogs so i know you read that.


individually
each haiku is an infinitely expanding chamber.
overflowing with wisdom.
demonstrating subtlety, brute strength, power and elegance

collectively
i destroyed and rebuilt you in 119 syllables
GOD STATUS

TSA
02-26-2009, 06:36 PM
^african gundgy < ct grundgy
conneticut is the cleanest richest state in the richest country in the world.

Uncle Steezo
02-26-2009, 06:38 PM
Tissa's face dirty talkin bout he got melanin.




give that nigga some soap and a rag and i bet you he gets calcified

TSA
02-26-2009, 06:41 PM
you didn't laugh at that post.
nobody laughed.

Uncle Steezo
02-26-2009, 06:43 PM
you're right



ions

EAGLE EYE
02-26-2009, 06:47 PM
Im Proud To Be Calcium.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
02-26-2009, 06:49 PM
my shit is on point.
you are prolly rolling consonants with your thick Semitic tongue.



[CENTER]


Haiku construction
forces you to condense thought
into streamlined ideas


try to write one D
you'll find most words aren't needed
sometimes less is more

[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkOrange]




Don't get sensitive on me, Gavin.

But those are both improper Haikus.

If you're going to be condescending, you shouldn't make errors.

My proofreading game is extra-tight.

Uncle Steezo
02-26-2009, 07:02 PM
http://www.victoriananursery.co.uk/exotic_fruits/citrus_orange_valencia/l/citrus_orange.jpg


i call it and orange

you must call it an o-range

TSA
02-26-2009, 07:04 PM
condescending are-ent we?



..is this really fucking happening right now?

Uncle Steezo
02-26-2009, 07:05 PM
myspace.com/gthegenius/blog

will you proofread my blog for me?

Uncle Steezo
02-26-2009, 07:06 PM
condescending are-ent we?



..is this really fucking happening right now?


its just the internet.


so no.

Killa BB
02-26-2009, 07:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by STYLE http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1500372#post1500372)
my shit is on point.
you are prolly rolling consonants with your thick Semitic tongue.


Quote:
Originally Posted by STYLE http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1500323#post1500323)
[center]


Hai-ku con-struc-tion (5)
for-ces you to con-dense thought (7)
into stream-lined i-de-as (5)


try to write one D (5)
you'll find most words aren't nee-ded (7)
some-times less is more (5)
I don't see the problem here... it all checks out... He's good.





Don't get sensitive on me, Gavin.

But those are both improper Haikus.

If you're going to be condescending, you shouldn't make errors.

My proofreading game is extra-tight.

How tight is it again?

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
02-26-2009, 07:31 PM
Really, B?

Come on.

in to stream lined i de as

That is 7 syllables not 5


you'll find most words are' nt need ed

That is 8 syllables, not 7.

Yall need to learn your maffamatics.

Olive Oil Goombah
02-26-2009, 07:36 PM
your haikus suck cock
But this is no big shocker
Bunch of retard hacks

EAGLE EYE
02-26-2009, 07:37 PM
Really, B?

Come on.

in to stream lined i de as

That is 7 syllables not 5


you'll find most words are' nt need ed

That is 8 syllables, not 7.

Yall need to learn your maffamatics.


yea i got a good laugh at his failed maffamatics when trying to be condescending

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
02-26-2009, 07:38 PM
your haikus suck cock
But this is no big shocker
Bunch of retard hacks

You have the soul of a poet.

Olive Oil Goombah
02-26-2009, 07:40 PM
thank you

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
02-26-2009, 07:42 PM
Although you have matured, Nicky, I noticed that I set you up perfectly for something along the lines of :

"yeah, and you have the lack of a soul of a jew" or something along those lines.

EAGLE EYE
02-26-2009, 07:43 PM
style is naughty
smokin sherm stick on potty
intervention soon!

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
02-26-2009, 07:45 PM
Internet Facade
Gavin yearns for acceptance
Leaks tears of Glitter

Fin.

TSA
02-26-2009, 07:45 PM
You have the soul of a poet.
HAHAHAhahaha

Olive Oil Goombah
02-26-2009, 07:46 PM
Although you have matured, Nicky, I noticed that I set you up perfectly for something along the lines of :

"yeah, and you have the lack of a soul of a jew" or something along those lines.


I kno...im too busy slandering blacks these days...perhaps if the Cavs lose to the Celtics I might bust out some of my old material.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
02-26-2009, 07:47 PM
I kno...im too busy slandering blacks these days...perhaps if the Cavs lose to the Celtics I might bust out some of my old material.

What's the deal w/ Joe Smith. They only have til March 1 to cut him, right?

We're already out of the mix cause of Mikki Moore's worthless ass and Marbury.

Olive Oil Goombah
02-26-2009, 07:49 PM
I dont kno...i been wondering the same.

Uncle Steezo
02-26-2009, 07:59 PM
reeses pieces trail
extraterrestrial fans
brits jews monkeys serbs


pineal calcified
"aren't" is one syllable dude
suck my dick cool dan

TSA
02-26-2009, 08:01 PM
if you put more then 1 haiku together it's not a haiku dumbass.
get some discipline.
-wu.

Olive Oil Goombah
02-26-2009, 08:02 PM
eurofags love soccer
they doo-doo in open pits
begongo is queer

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
02-26-2009, 08:07 PM
reeses pieces trail
extraterrestrial fans
brits jews monkeys serbs


pineal calcified
"aren't" is one syllable dude
suck my dick cool dan


Gavin's emotions
Quickly rise to the surface
Precious, but quite sad.

The Irony is
you committed an error
trying to prove wits.

It is not debate
Aren't is two syllables
Learn to count, Gavin

Visionz
02-26-2009, 08:10 PM
Gavin's emotions
Quickly rise to the surface
Adorable, but quite sad.

The Irony is
you committed an error
trying to prove wits.

It is not debate
Aren't is two syllables
Learn to count, Gavin
Adorable, but quite sad

a-door-ah-bul but quite sad-----7


ahahaha that didn't take long

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
02-26-2009, 08:12 PM
Thanks, Visions, I have changed "adorable" to "precious".

Visionz
02-26-2009, 08:14 PM
Thanks, Visions, I have changed "adorable" to "precious".
:b no worries

irony is funny in any form

IrOnMaN
02-26-2009, 08:16 PM
"Isn't it about time you get a damn life? Come on, now! Grow up!"-by Dr. Phil

Uncle Steezo
02-26-2009, 08:27 PM
damn.

the multiple dimensions of irony in this thread
are going to rip a whole in the fabric of spacetime.

Olive Oil Goombah
02-26-2009, 08:30 PM
its going to take us to an alternate 1985 were Biff is corrupt and Doc Brown is committed. But at least Lorraine has bigger tits.

Visionz
02-26-2009, 08:33 PM
Thank God for the small favors

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-26-2009, 08:38 PM
ghostlaced stupidly
read some shitty ass haikus
leaves thread for ever

Visionz
02-26-2009, 08:42 PM
ghostlaced stupidly
read some shitty ass haikus
leaves thread for ever
mine made you keep reading at first huh? don't lie

tajeco
02-26-2009, 09:46 PM
The problem with translating a Japanese haiku into English is it loses it's format (5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables), and usually the punch

tajeco
02-26-2009, 09:48 PM
its going to take us to an alternate 1985 were Biff is corrupt and Doc Brown is committed. But at least Lorraine has bigger tits.


haha, that's heavy

Olive Oil Goombah
02-26-2009, 09:56 PM
haha, that's heavy

There's that word again. Heavy.

Why are things so heavy in the future, is there a problem with the Earths graviational pull??????