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Ghost In The 'Lac
02-26-2009, 07:07 PM
You better build hard faggits because ive never been more serious

heres a broke pussy:









































































































































(^_^)




http://23.media.tumblr.com/I2AT80QPYk92dcv5xI9fimnbo1_400.jpg

Senator C. Palantine
02-26-2009, 07:09 PM
Exactly.

You've just got to step yo' wank game up.

Make it a more realistic experience.

I've started turning myself down for wanks.

New Shit.

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-26-2009, 07:15 PM
'bitch, id rather beat my meat, that faggot ass and pussy a starving dog wouldnt eat'

thats always a problem imo.

you never know if youve picked up a bitch whos gonna EXPECT you to eat the puss. This bitch dont forget might not be all that attractive. But you wouldve fucked her. But eating her out would keep you flaccid for weeks.

But I mean, if she wants that, you cant say no, and still expect to pot the pink

WHAT DO YOU DO???

Senator C. Palantine
02-26-2009, 07:16 PM
Never, ever, eat a bitches asshole on the first date.

Lessonz right thur (there)

SKAMPOE
02-26-2009, 07:18 PM
cooley this faggotry shit and ban these two faggots...

Senator C. Palantine
02-26-2009, 07:20 PM
Go write a scroll, faggit!

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-26-2009, 07:21 PM
Im not even going near pussy with my bare mouth if i dont know a bitch, herpes just has never been a good look.

and you never know if they have it all the time.

at least you got some rubber protection for your dick

but some expect that now. FIRST DATE. i dont even know you bitch, get the fuck off my case. just fuck. Im sure bitches never used to be like this. about 5 years ago.

Senator C. Palantine
02-26-2009, 07:22 PM
I think I used a rubber once.

Im not sure though.

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-26-2009, 07:23 PM
cooley this faggotry shit and ban these two faggots...

skampoe has the women/porn dilemma more than anyone

his chica grande keeps calling him to bed, while skampoe would rather just beat one out to the computer screen (dont let her read this, i mean no offense, i just wouldnt eat her out, thats all)

TSA
02-26-2009, 08:07 PM
LAMO at wolf. n good thread.

how needs internet porn when you can look at your own dick while beating it?

Uncle Steezo
02-26-2009, 08:12 PM
who needs english class when you got wet knuckles.

Drunken Monk
02-26-2009, 08:20 PM
LOL

who needs girlfriends when u got prostitutes

Drunken Monk
02-26-2009, 08:26 PM
or who needs something when u got wu?

WU-TANG CLAN FOREVER

SickT
02-26-2009, 08:39 PM
^^ would suck raekwon's dick.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
02-26-2009, 09:42 PM
^^ wouldn't suck raekwon's dick?

SickT
02-26-2009, 10:13 PM
^^ wouldn't suck raekwon's dick?

No? Would you?

TheBoarzHeadBoy
02-26-2009, 10:17 PM
If I said Yes I'd be lying.

I'm more into white dudes... No Homo?

^Why people need to stop saying no homo. It's always homo.



This was a Test. REPEAT. This was a test.

You Passed.

The Hound
02-26-2009, 10:21 PM
who needs kids when you got wu tang corp?

SKAMPOE
07-15-2009, 06:54 PM
'bitch, id rather beat my meat, that faggot ass and pussy a starving dog wouldnt eat'

thats always a problem imo.


WHAT DO YOU DO???
geez..rly?






































http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee274/caballistic/Your_Gay.jpg

Blackula Spectacula
07-15-2009, 08:15 PM
lol ... Yes Keep telling yourselves that it's ok that you're lonely and get no pussy. Yeah ... internet porn will fulfill that void for you, you've become so detached from reality, but hey it's all good you busted a nut, that joyfulness that only last for maybe about 6 to 10 seconds if you're lucky. It will never get boring to you because you're a chronic masterbator and no one understands you. Good job you poor lonely soul.

TAURO
07-15-2009, 08:22 PM
Do women get off on internet porn?

Ghost In The 'Lac
07-15-2009, 09:11 PM
lol classic thread first page.

thanks to skampoe for his usual slighty weird stalker way of trawling through members old posts all day and bumping them.

its probably more fun than fucking his wife, so he keeps facing the screen and gets 30.000 posts in 2 years. No kids. No money. No respect. But he has his favorite wu corp members old posts to keep him warm at night.

oDoUoSoKo
07-15-2009, 09:33 PM
this is a fuckin funny ass thread..."wouldn't suck rae's dick?" LMAO.

Ghost In The 'Lac
07-15-2009, 09:36 PM
or who needs something when u got wu?

WU-TANG CLAN FOREVER

AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!

FREE drunkon monk!!!!!

EAGLE EYE
07-15-2009, 09:38 PM
lol classic thread first page.

thanks to skampoe for his usual slighty weird stalker way of trawling through members old posts all day and bumping them.

its probably more fun than fucking his wife, so he keeps facing the screen and gets 30.000 posts in 2 years. No kids. No money. No respect. But he has his favorite wu corp members old posts to keep him warm at night.

haha thats awful.

SKAMPOE
07-15-2009, 11:18 PM
lol classic thread first page.

thanks to skampoe for his usual slighty weird stalker way of trawling through members old posts all day and bumping them.

its probably more fun than fucking his wife, so he keeps facing the screen and gets 30.000 posts in 2 years. No kids. No money. No respect. But he has his favorite wu corp members old posts to keep him warm at night.
are u fukin serious? u buggin fo'real

snapple
07-16-2009, 12:18 PM
this is ghostlaced

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/parenting/2007/11/10/alig.jpg

IrOnMaN
07-16-2009, 12:46 PM
Eventually, you'll get tired of jacking off and would want to bang a chick or two.

Porn is healthy for sexual release but it can only take you so far because you will want to fulfill your sexual desires.

Strip clubs are the same thing. You'll pay $30 for a lap dance and then $50 for her to dance for you. That's $70. Hell, you can get head from a hooker for $50 and nut in her throat.

Porn is great but it doesn't come close to the real thing.