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Chrism70
02-27-2009, 01:53 PM
As the subject title says!!

Whats the biggest age difference between you and the girl you fucked?

Im 33 and a 43yo has asked me for sex.

10 years is nothing to me so Imma think this one over :p

Prolifical ENG
02-27-2009, 02:02 PM
Im tied with you....10 years, 2 years ago...she was 34

Chrism70
02-27-2009, 02:03 PM
Im tied with you....10 years, 2 years ago...she was 34

yea im 33 so 23 or 43 is cool with me!! lol

Uncle Steezo
02-27-2009, 02:04 PM
do that shit homie. 40s is when the pussy is just about to fall off the vine.(ripe)
i'm talkin tossed salads and scrambled eggs.


me?
i was 22 she was 57.

MAYOR QUIMBY
02-27-2009, 02:05 PM
I'm 23 and currently dating a 17 year old hunny.

Chrism70
02-27-2009, 02:06 PM
do that shit homie. 40s is when the pussy is just about to fall off the vine.(ripe)
i'm talkin tossed salads and scrambled eggs.


me?
i was 22 she was 57.


wow whats that like?

I seen women at work in there 50's and with tight clothes on they look fuckable but ive always wondered what happens when those clothes come off, what they look like then?

So 22 and 57 yea? She make the first move or you?

Uncle Steezo
02-27-2009, 02:54 PM
i was drunk as hell in a club in santa monica. shirt off an all that.
she came up dancin with me. drunk as well.
she was in shape(YMCA instructor) but she had all white hair.(she was white too)
sat down had some more drinks with her and her 30something daughter. it was moms birthday.

daughter hyped mom up to take me home with her.

it was weird. i think it was more of the taboo nature of the act than the physical. like i was beatin somebodys grandmas pussy up. i just made a point to get as gulley as i could with her. i pulled the condom off and skeeted on her.

next morning i felt like a ho cause she was dressed sitting on the bed with my clothes folded in her lap like "nigga you got to go"

http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/Tecnologia/foto/0,,11911861-EX,00.jpg

Chrism70
02-27-2009, 02:57 PM
i was drunk as hell in a club in santa monica. shirt off an all that.
she came up dancin with me. drunk as well.
she was in shape(YMCA instructor) but she had all white hair.(she was white too)
sat down had some more drinks with her and her 30something daughter. it was moms birthday.

daughter hyped mom up to take me home with her.

it was weird. i think it was more of the taboo nature of the act than the physical. like i was beatin somebodys grandmas pussy up. i just made a point to get as gulley as i could with her. i pulled the condom off and skeeted on her.

next morning i felt like a ho cause she was dressed sitting on the bed with my clothes folded in her lap like "nigga you got to go"

http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/Tecnologia/foto/0,,11911861-EX,00.jpg


Is that her Bro?

lol she folded your clothes yea? lol

Hey u go anal on her?

A woman at work (51) that ive been trying to fuk for a while now but the bitch keeps on about being married, she flirts like crazy though and talks about ANYTHING!!

Anyways this woman told me that older women wont do anal as it hurts more cause the hole gets tighter with age.

Is that right?

So was this woman you were with a right whore then and let you do anything to her?

Drunken Monk
02-27-2009, 03:34 PM
the girl got 11 years more than me

Chrism70
02-27-2009, 03:36 PM
the girl got 11 years more than me

So how old is she then?

Im interested to know how old is too old I guess.

Drunken Monk
02-27-2009, 03:41 PM
i got 21 she gots 32

Chrism70
02-27-2009, 03:44 PM
i got 21 she gots 32

Oh ok, thats cool.

Im 33, got this 43yo who appears to want me, a 51yo who Im very slowly getting to agree to 'something' and a 60yo who has a body like you wouldnt believe for her age!!

But i aint into older women you hear me, its just those are the ones around me at the mo.

A married 19yo wants me to 'pop up north' to see her and fuk her senseless cause her man isnt any good! lol

So I got options but the ones closest to home are the older girls.

How how old would you go Bro? 43, 51, or 60?

snapple
02-27-2009, 03:50 PM
age is just a number...unless they're under 18.....

Chrism70
02-27-2009, 03:51 PM
age is just a number...unless they're under 18.....

Cool the 60yo it is then!! lol

Drunken Monk
02-27-2009, 03:54 PM
age is just a number...unless they're under 18.....

u got reason

Uncle Steezo
02-27-2009, 04:03 PM
nah no anal. she might have been holdin back some prunes and i fuck around and bust the dam. ahahaha

but i could tell by her level of excitement, she had never had a young black stud. or any stud in a while. i think she was down for me to pretzel her cause she figured "i guess thats how they do it in 1998"

pussy was tight but very wet. covered in silver.

it was like some Bucket List shit. lol



43 51 60???

def the 43. hands down

her whoremones are raging right now cause the clock is ticking.
her body is trying to make that last rugrat before the shop is closed.
she prolly catches a quick nut on lunchbreak with a silver bullet.
http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11515908/Silver_Bullet_Vibrator_Sex_Toy.jpg

Chrism70
02-27-2009, 04:09 PM
nah no anal. she might have been holdin back some prunes and i fuck around and bust the dam. ahahaha

but i could tell by her level of excitement, she had never had a young black stud. or any stud in a while. i think she was down for me to pretzel her cause she figured "i guess thats how they do it in 1998"

pussy was tight but very wet. covered in silver.

it was like some Bucket List shit. lol



43 51 60???

def the 43. hands down

her whoremones are raging right now cause the clock is ticking.
her body is trying to make that last rugrat before the shop is closed.
she prolly catches a quick nut on lunchbreak with a silver bullet.
http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11515908/Silver_Bullet_Vibrator_Sex_Toy.jpg

lol

Yea the 43yo is HOT, the 51yo is short and sexy, very busty too, while the 60yo has hot figure but tits arent that big.

I want the 43yo for sure, and then I wanna see those tits on the 51yo for sure, so imma work on that one soon.

drippie k
02-27-2009, 04:12 PM
i think the biggest age difference was like 3 years

check two
02-27-2009, 05:28 PM
http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/Tecnologia/foto/0,,11911861-EX,00.jpg

Larry Bird grew his hair out?

diggy
02-27-2009, 05:43 PM
Anyways this woman told me that older women wont do anal as it hurts more cause the hole gets tighter with age.

Is that right?

she lied

anus gets looser with age

ever heard of adult diapers?

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
02-27-2009, 05:46 PM
biggest age difference was 8 years younger and 5 years older.

Tyler Durden
02-27-2009, 09:39 PM
I'm 23 and currently dating a 17 year old hunny.


Whats her real age?
Did you check that ID?

I bet you checked that ID, noticed she was 13 and a half, put it back in her fake designer purse and still fucked anyway.

Don't be shy, spill.

Uncle Steezo
02-27-2009, 09:53 PM
"Dear EmperorLES, Wu-Tang Corp has decided to delete your signature due to a strict breaking of your online contract. If a problem persists you will be permanently banned from the website. Have a good day."

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Tyler Durden
02-27-2009, 10:08 PM
^^^Exactly^^^

EAGLE EYE
02-27-2009, 10:31 PM
http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/Tecnologia/foto/0,,11911861-EX,00.jpg

Larry Bird grew his hair out?








AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! first time this iPod mother fucker made me laugh!!

Uncle Steezo
02-27-2009, 11:18 PM
this iPod mother fucker
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
http://standing8.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/jeezy.jpg

EAGLE EYE
02-27-2009, 11:48 PM
LOL Im blastin' figaro chain by mobb deep and La right now sick as hell but drinking, and this throwback asian I never smashed is now jockin me on facebook.


Shes not nothing too write home about but this STOLI an Killians makes me wanna make the '09 version of Smash Bros. I've fucked with hotter asians but I dont want a cling on w/ a side of dumplings.



whatnow.com or something

Bobby Budknickers
02-27-2009, 11:54 PM
next morning i felt like a ho cause she was dressed sitting on the bed with my clothes folded in her lap like "nigga you got to go"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


i had that same shit happen, but i was 16 and she was like 26. she was an ugly ass ho too, i don't see why she had me skidaddlin like that, but i've always told myself it's because SHE COULDN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH




right now i'm 28 and my wife is 36. not the biggest age difference i've had, but she's pregnant now, so i'm stuck with her for the time being. maybe 18 years.




so let's see, i'll be 48 then, off course i'll still be on wu-corp, so i'll bump this thread then and say 30 years.






and i don't mean i'll be taxin' a 78 year old. or maybe it does, but i hope to be put out my debut record around then, so i should have alottof young groupies nahmean

Bobby Budknickers
02-27-2009, 11:55 PM
LOL Im blastin' figaro chain by mobb deep and La right now sick as hell but drinking, and this throwback asian I never smashed is now jockin me on facebook.


Shes not nothing too write home about but this STOLI an Killians makes me wanna make the '09 version of Smash Bros. I've fucked with hotter asians but I dont want a cling on w/ a side of dumplings.



whatnow.com or something
lolololol



lucci
knowledge
bitches that go to college

EAGLE EYE
02-28-2009, 12:04 AM
lolololol



lucci
knowledge
bitches that go to college



thats got a nice ring too it my man

oDoUoSoKo
02-28-2009, 12:49 AM
without revealing my age, ill just say, i fucked a 60 year old, i swear to god.

Bobby Budknickers
02-28-2009, 12:53 AM
lmao


wait a second


lmao

so, when you say 'without revealing my age', do you mean at the time you fucked her? or your current age? so this happened recently?


lmao
no way
dusk cracks me up

SKAMPOE
02-28-2009, 12:55 AM
42 Year Old With A Missing Leg, Father Time Can Co Sign Me... I Win.http://blogs.sfweekly.com/shookdown/cosby.jpg

oDoUoSoKo
02-28-2009, 12:55 AM
fine, i was 18

Bobby Budknickers
02-28-2009, 01:00 AM
LOL 32 YEAR AGE DIFFRENCE FOR DUSK, SKAMP
unless you was 10 years old, he wins hahaha

although i give you 10 bonus years for the missing leg lmao

PICS PLZ



edit: 42 years. i cant spell

editedit: add

oDoUoSoKo
02-28-2009, 01:01 AM
she used to baby sit my mother.

Bobby Budknickers
02-28-2009, 01:05 AM
did your mother ever find out

SKAMPOE
02-28-2009, 01:07 AM
I Was 21 At The Time...

Bobby Budknickers
02-28-2009, 01:10 AM
damn, now i feel like i missed out on some shit by not fucking some wrinkled ass bitch when i was younger

y'all lucky

SKAMPOE
02-28-2009, 01:14 AM
In Deed Man,


When Ur Young U Need To Fuck These Old Hags And Busted Hoes To Get Ur Fuck Swaggah Intuned N Shit, So When U Get A Fine Bitch U Bust The Dope Moves, Wat I Mean Is U Gotta Get All That Ugly Sex Outta The Way To Then Put IT ON A Dime Properly Yameen Bean?

Chrism70
02-28-2009, 07:02 AM
damn, now i feel like i missed out on some shit by not fucking some wrinkled ass bitch when i was younger

y'all lucky

A know a few older women at work and I find that older women tend to talk about sex more plus have fine titties! lol

So I would happily fuck an older woman. Although Im 33 which may seem old, I would easily fuck a 60+yo if her ass was fine and she had nice titties.

So how old are you Bro? Wrinkled bitches are fine for a quick fucking, no strings attached you know!

Chrism70
02-28-2009, 07:04 AM
In Deed Man,


When Ur Young U Need To Fuck These Old Hags And Busted Hoes To Get Ur Fuck Swaggah Intuned N Shit, So When U Get A Fine Bitch U Bust The Dope Moves, Wat I Mean Is U Gotta Get All That Ugly Sex Outta The Way To Then Put IT ON A Dime Properly Yameen Bean?

Well yea thats true Bro cause at the end of the day you aint going to marry her are you, your just using her for sex, to pratice your moves, so then when you meet a honey your own age (ish) then you can please her even more knowing you praticed on her momma!! lol

Chrism70
02-28-2009, 07:06 AM
fine, i was 18

WOW an 18yo fucking a 60yo! Was she fine Bro?

SHRAP
02-28-2009, 09:41 AM
my girl is bout 10 years older than me :lmao: im 23 and ive had lots of granny ass bitches that was sayin shit like they wanted me to hit, however my lady (filipino) is tryin to teach me to respect people that are older than me and i dont want to kill them old ass hoes with my pussy destroying dick of steel

Senator C. Palantine
02-28-2009, 10:07 AM
9 years.

I was 21, she was 30.

I was already seeing her 22yr old sister.

Chrism70
02-28-2009, 02:06 PM
So are 50/6o year old pussies and anal holes more looser?

I've never had the pleasure (yet) of hitting one that old!

RADIOACTIVE MAN
02-28-2009, 02:11 PM
15

Chrism70
02-28-2009, 02:12 PM
15

Older or younger?

RADIOACTIVE MAN
02-28-2009, 02:22 PM
older

Chrism70
02-28-2009, 02:23 PM
older

Cool.

I've had chances in the past to fuck a 57yo and a 62yo but said NOOOOO WAAYYYY!!!

But only now have I decided MMMMMMMMMMMM I think i will!!

Is that bad? Granny sex? lol

check two
02-28-2009, 02:24 PM
Chrism, no offense, but you seem kinda creepy.

Chrism70
02-28-2009, 02:25 PM
Chrism, no offense, but you seem kinda creepy.

lol

no no no I've just ben asking myself whether sex with an older lady is 'worth it' and just wanted you guys to let me know if it is or not thats all Bro!

claaa7
02-28-2009, 03:26 PM
i fucked a 30-year old when i was 19 a couple years back, she was damn fine too so that was a great fuck.. i wouldn't hit anything over 45 though.

Olive Oil Goombah
02-28-2009, 03:56 PM
8 years...coulda fucked one that was probly 20 years older but didnt, and im glad that it worked out that way.

RADIOACTIVE MAN
02-28-2009, 05:53 PM
i love older women

check two
03-01-2009, 10:11 PM
i love older women

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3029/2686079639_01c18b05ef.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
03-01-2009, 10:20 PM
oh my god....keep it covered

Chrism70
03-02-2009, 04:48 AM
Proof that older women can be damn fine!!

How old is she now? late 50's I think?

http://swingvoters.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/susan-sarandon2.jpg

check two
03-02-2009, 02:10 PM
Proof that older women can be damn fine!!

How old is she now? late 50's I think?

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/old%20woman.jpg


Dude, come on now. smh

Chrism70
03-02-2009, 02:47 PM
Dude, come on now. smh

So your honestly saying that if Susan Sarandon walked into your house now, dressed like that, you would tell her to leave?

Twiztid-Wutang
03-02-2009, 08:55 PM
Im turning 26 at midnight tonight, My fiance is 20

Killa BB
03-02-2009, 09:16 PM
Is this woman even alive in this picture?

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/old%20woman.jpg

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
03-02-2009, 09:18 PM
lol!

Bobby Budknickers
03-02-2009, 09:19 PM
ughhh
oh my god stop
you're turning Chrism70 on




lol look at them ears
grab on to them

DJMethods
03-02-2009, 11:02 PM
I fucked a 17 year old and 16 year olds when I was 14. Had the old receptionist after me and she was married, 30 and had a kid (I was 19).

Some older chicks are hot but they gotta have tight banging bodies.

check two
03-02-2009, 11:07 PM
Is this woman even alive in this picture?

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/old%20woman.jpg

Yes, I don't think Chrism70 is into dead chicks.

RADIOACTIVE MAN
03-03-2009, 11:20 PM
wow..shes hot..id sooooo do her

ilzPotent
03-03-2009, 11:27 PM
I was 24 and he was 37. Beautiful man he was.

Uncle Steezo
03-04-2009, 02:55 AM
Is this woman even alive in this picture?

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/old%20woman.jpg

lemme check her pulse...
*unzips*

Tito_Para Enfrente
03-04-2009, 03:06 AM
im ugly as fuck but i think my last time she was i say like 26 years old .. and im 24

J-Cee
03-04-2009, 03:22 AM
^^that bitch look like she made of clay.

oldest bitch i fuckt was like 27 and i was 20..i like older bitches too..

J-Cee
03-04-2009, 03:26 AM
Pf04VHJ92b0

this milf is fine as ..

J-Cee
03-04-2009, 03:30 AM
GxzryXDKPug

Durag
03-04-2009, 04:36 AM
Biggest age differences for me were i was 20 and i fucked a 15 year old, and i was 20 and fucked a 31 year old. Well it wasnt really fuckin, she was basically raping me, and i just wanted to sleep coz i had work in the morning, it was 5 in the morning, i had been on an ecstacy binge so i hadnt slept in days. I was only at hers coz i had no where else to stay that night.

J-Cee
03-04-2009, 04:43 AM
haha..bitches can rape too..no one should question that.

Chrism70
03-04-2009, 03:56 PM
Pf04VHJ92b0

this milf is fine as ..

fuck? DAMN SHE FINE!!

The kinky 51yo at work today wanted me to spank her! She wanted to lie across my lap while I spanked her. She wasnt up for naked ass, just across the trousers..................however she bottled it at the last minute and nothing happened in the end!

This other 59yo was flirting with me today too. I was telling her how fine she was (well she is..............ish) and how I would love to come home with her after work and fuck her senseless. She just giggled, said she was flattered and then walked off. So why did she bother flirting if she wasnt going to go though with it!! sighs

check two
03-04-2009, 10:51 PM
Dude, you gotta follow through with that, not just flirting. Hopefully they aren't wearing granny panties though, or that would be a turn off. And did you find out if they are sporting the 1977 Willie Stargell, if you know what I mean? Hopefully not.

Chrism70
03-05-2009, 12:38 PM
Dude, you gotta follow through with that, not just flirting. Hopefully they aren't wearing granny panties though, or that would be a turn off. And did you find out if they are sporting the 1977 Willie Stargell, if you know what I mean? Hopefully not.

No these women are grannys yes BUT they hot and still with it, so theres no granny pants on these girls believe me!

The 59yo told me again today she was flattered but then told me she was shocked by the language I was using yesterday and that she felt offended. I apologised. Later today she was flirting away again, playing with her eyes at me and squeezing her arms together so push out her tits....................shes still gagging for it!

The 43yo was back in the office today, asking me to call her next week on her mobile so that we can hookup or something..............sounds interesting!