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Vikthor
02-28-2009, 09:53 PM
...on the internet, oh i JACK the FUCK off, quote me...
but in reality, i myself dont walk around talking about 'yo just as i was about to bust, i kinda bent my dick sideways and accidentally bust on the cat as it was wizzing by' and all that shit...

were not stuck up or anything (ignore location) but yea jacking off is not exactly something i brag about.. can joke about tickling buttholes and FOOTING vaginas of bitches HOOKING at the 24h burrito shop but never leaning magazines on ya loving hand..

Twiztid-Wutang
02-28-2009, 10:02 PM
...on the internet, oh i JACK the FUCK off, quote me...
but in reality, i myself dont walk around talking about 'yo just as i was about to bust, i kinda bent my dick sideways and accidentally bust on the cat as it was wizzing by' and all that shit...

were not stuck up or anything (ignore location) but yea jacking off is not exactly something i brag about.. can joke about tickling buttholes and FOOTING vaginas of bitches HOOKING at the 24h burrito shop but never leaning magazines on ya loving hand..

Yo, That 'bustin on the cat shit got me dying over here

diggy
02-28-2009, 10:04 PM
i never admit that face to face

only in the e-world

Uncle Steezo
02-28-2009, 10:11 PM
i don't even think i have said i have jerked off online either.

i think just FAP FAP FAP jokes. mostly in the booty temple.


i have heard some guys on wucorp say shit like.
"i'll be right back i'm gonna go beat my dick."
or
"i just beat my dick to this. watch it and beat your dick too"

smh...
i keep tellin cats that they will feel so much better if they just come out the closet.
the truth will set you free.

Killa BB
02-28-2009, 10:28 PM
Only during phone sex is it necessary to tell another individual that you're masturbating. only then.

Tage
02-28-2009, 10:30 PM
and FOOTING vaginas of bitches HOOKING at the 24h burrito shop but never leaning magazines on ya loving hand..


maybe a toe for a giggle...


a foot? wtf?

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
02-28-2009, 10:36 PM
i only tell the men i shag.

Sky Blue Danny Kid
02-28-2009, 10:37 PM
I am skeptical of all "females" on wu-corp, but I think Tryxx is the most likely to be a secondary.

Uncle Steezo
02-28-2009, 10:47 PM
god.... the 2ndary shit is so old now its annoying.

if tryxx is a guy, after a year of posting as a woman...who is the joke on.

go put on a dress and wig and hang out on the ho stroll for a month just so you can punk somebody.... see who laughs the most.


can't you tell a man from a woman?

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
02-28-2009, 10:48 PM
you're wrong there llcd. i am no secondary.

KaramelSundae
02-28-2009, 10:51 PM
god.... the 2ndary shit is so old now its annoying.

if tryxx is a guy, after a year of posting as a woman...who is the joke on.

go put on a dress and wig and hang out on the ho stroll for a month just so you can punk somebody.... see who laughs the most.


can't you tell a man from a woman?

co-sign

Tage
02-28-2009, 10:54 PM
i think the only recent woman on this site apart from sarahuk(shes a psycho, msrza and qop)... is her^ karamal sundae(or however u spell it)

god.... the 2ndary shit is so old now its annoying


dude, youve only been on this site for like 5 minutes.


secondaries are wank. you should learn from that.

KaramelSundae
02-28-2009, 11:00 PM
what about BB & TruWiz?

EAGLE EYE
02-28-2009, 11:05 PM
http://media.fukung.net/images/7711/1186900845372.jpg

TruWizDumb
02-28-2009, 11:05 PM
what about BB & TruWiz?

He thinks we have penises...

Killa BB
02-28-2009, 11:06 PM
dude, youve only been on this site for like 5 minutes.




LOL! You said STYLE's only been here for 5 minutes? LOL!

Tage
02-28-2009, 11:07 PM
i actually dont keep up with the gen chat trend. this is probably the drunkest ive been onwucorp ina while....

im just waiting for some skampoe pleasentries ....where is skampoe when you need him?

Tage
02-28-2009, 11:08 PM
LOL! You said STYLE's only been here for 5 minutes? LOL!

compared to the legends yes he has. LOL!!! haha funny

i almost shit myself with excitment

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
02-28-2009, 11:28 PM
secondaries are wank. you should learn from that.

i posted a pic ages ago. i'm not a secondary.

Uncle Steezo
02-28-2009, 11:32 PM
compared to the OTHER legends yes he has. LOL!!! haha funny

i almost shit myself with excitment



fixed.

axaboutme

Vikthor
02-28-2009, 11:33 PM
does anyone else get 3+ of the same email notices each reply?

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
02-28-2009, 11:35 PM
you can disable the email notices

Vikthor
02-28-2009, 11:36 PM
no no i WANT to be notified, just not 13 times

Uncle Steezo
02-28-2009, 11:37 PM
gimme your wucorp password
i'll fix it.

Vikthor
02-28-2009, 11:40 PM
what ever happened to that wager thread that bet that CL2 would drop by 09 otherwise you'd have your name changed to dildofingers or panteepuddin or somethin like that...
wasnt that your thread?

MAYOR QUIMBY
03-01-2009, 12:12 AM
I talk about it openly with pals. It's no thang.

Longbongcilvaringz
03-01-2009, 12:24 AM
god.... the 2ndary shit is so old now its annoying.

if tryxx is a guy, after a year of posting as a woman...who is the joke on.

go put on a dress and wig and hang out on the ho stroll for a month just so you can punk somebody.... see who laughs the most.


can't you tell a man from a woman?

Hectic irony.

Tage
03-01-2009, 12:33 AM
yo bateman, you heard the new gervais podcasts?


(this is a good a thread as any)

Longbongcilvaringz
03-01-2009, 12:35 AM
Hm, i don't think so, i'm still in the process of downloading all the episodes of the xfm podcasts from the pilkington forum ( Pilkipedia • View topic - The Download List (http://pilkipedia.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=344) ).

What is the new stuff?

The Arts or something like that?

Tage
03-01-2009, 12:38 AM
the ricky gervais guide to...

there only bee 2 released so far... "the arts" and "medicine" i think... classic shit though

pilkipedia.co.uk is a good forum to find out about it though. and yeah i heard all the xfm shows aswell, funny shit.

i just actually urged on a swig of lager... its just gone 6.30am here... fuck.

Tage
03-01-2009, 12:45 AM
the guide to philosophy is out soon aswell... dunnwhat date though...


you should check out the "guide to..." aswell though... check those forums.

Longbongcilvaringz
03-01-2009, 12:46 AM
Ha,

Know anywhere i can get the new podcasts from (i know they're available on itunes for a fee)

The compilations of Monkey News are great from that site.

Tage
03-01-2009, 12:47 AM
ah nah, its been... "the arts", "natrual history" and "medicine"... some good shit

Tage
03-01-2009, 12:48 AM
ill post them in the vatican 2moro.... if you love the gervais podcasts, you can wait. if not... use fuckin google. im off to sleep anyway.... too early.

Tage
03-01-2009, 12:51 AM
CHIMPANZEE THAT yafuckingrrrggggggghhhhh

Longbongcilvaringz
03-01-2009, 12:52 AM
Ok cool.

YungSunny
03-01-2009, 05:51 AM
...on the internet, oh i JACK the FUCK off, quote me...
but in reality, i myself dont walk around talking about 'yo just as i was about to bust, i kinda bent my dick sideways and accidentally bust on the cat as it was wizzing by' and all that shit...

were not stuck up or anything (ignore location) but yea jacking off is not exactly something i brag about.. can joke about tickling buttholes and FOOTING vaginas of bitches HOOKING at the 24h burrito shop but never leaning magazines on ya loving hand..

Everybody does it in highschool, you're a faggot if you deny it.

carpe.diem
03-01-2009, 08:33 AM
Why not.

Kingkazim
03-01-2009, 09:17 AM
i talk about it all the time and im proud of my dick...

Sky Blue Danny Kid
03-01-2009, 10:17 AM
Whenever I meet someone for the first time, I propose that we both jack off into measuring cups, to determine whose load is fatter, and in turn who is the dominant male.

Olive Oil Goombah
03-01-2009, 10:31 AM
Some say the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice
I say the whiter the spunk than the deeper the roots.

Chrism70
03-01-2009, 01:46 PM
Have I ever told a guy? NO.

Have a ever told a girl? YES.

A number of times I have been chatting to girls on email or MSN and they have told me something ‘horny’ and I joke to them and say “DAMN girl I’m so hard now” and their response has always been “Well play with it then”.

If I say something to them like “Make me” then the girl will start to talk about all kinds of shit in order to get me even harder and she is always asking “Have you cum yet? Have you cum yet?”

DAMN I could do with one of those tonight!! Any girls on her now?

Chrism70
03-01-2009, 01:52 PM
...........in fact I can remember last year when I just started an MSN chat with a girl and just said

"I wanna wank, talk to me dirty"

She didnt want to do that BUT when I asked her to find me a hot pic to wank over she spent about 10 minutes sending me all different pics until I found the one I liked the most!!

Gotta make her work for me!!

Steve Urkel
07-21-2009, 09:08 PM
...on the internet, oh i JACK the FUCK off, quote me...
but in reality, i myself dont walk around talking about 'yo just as i was about to bust, i kinda bent my dick sideways and accidentally bust on the cat as it was wizzing by' and all that shit...

were not stuck up or anything (ignore location) but yea jacking off is not exactly something i brag about.. can joke about tickling buttholes and FOOTING vaginas of bitches HOOKING at the 24h burrito shop but never leaning magazines on ya loving hand..

This site is filled with fuckin comedians.

Cee Oh Vee
07-21-2009, 09:10 PM
Fuck that, Ali, are you just searching for threads on masturbation because 100% of your posts so far are, in fact, on threads about masturbation.

Stats my friend.

Lex Lugor
07-21-2009, 09:14 PM
figures it caught up with me
:$

AcidPhosphate69
07-21-2009, 09:16 PM
When I was in county jail, I was in solitary (it's not like the movies, it's a normal cell with nothing in it) and I was sitting on the toilet, smashing one out and a CO looked in from the outside window right at me. I was like, "Dude, are you fucking serious right now?" Needless to say, he looked away real quick.

Fuck it, that's my motto.

Cee Oh Vee
07-21-2009, 09:17 PM
WTC is shocking me more and more everyday.

Lex Lugor
07-21-2009, 09:20 PM
touch ya dick kid
you'll be suprised

Cee Oh Vee
07-21-2009, 09:21 PM
Naw, I just thought people didn't fap in jail.

Lex Lugor
07-21-2009, 09:24 PM
niggas be fappin themselves to death
rather then going through with the alternative

Cee Oh Vee
07-21-2009, 09:26 PM
AcidPhosphate69 - did you acquire your name from county jail?

Any experience in 'the alternative'?