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Uncle Steezo
03-01-2009, 06:03 AM
I just woke up to a house full of smoke.

damn it stinks and my smoke alrm is not working upstairs.

wtf the one downstairs went off.

it is like cheech and chong smokey in here.



i was boiling some pinto beans and black eyed peas i was gonna add to some rice and eat it for breakfast.

fuckin dozed off.


fuck! i got all the windows and doors open and its cold and rainy and i'm tired and it stinks...bad

pan is ruined.

Slary_beatz
03-01-2009, 06:12 AM
Ёпс тудэй, ну и хйуня

TruWizDumb
03-01-2009, 09:10 AM
That sucks...so now your place smells like a burnt fart???


It's a damn shame what happened to that guy...SMH

Killa BB
03-01-2009, 09:59 AM
*Standing Ovation*

Longbongcilvaringz
03-01-2009, 10:04 AM
The nap method not working so well?

YungSunny
03-01-2009, 10:09 AM
Who the fuck sleeps when making food anyways?

Uncle Steezo
03-01-2009, 10:37 AM
Who the fuck sleeps when making food anyways?

The nap method not working so well?



the risks....

somerttimes you just pass the fuck out.

Killa BB
03-01-2009, 11:00 AM
Dude... you almost died last night... can you imagine the headlines this morming?

"MAN FOUND BURNED TO DEATH BENEATH PILE OF SNOW"

TruWizDumb
03-01-2009, 12:34 PM
Or even worse:

Man Found Burned To Death in Suspicious "Bean" Fire

Uncle Steezo
03-01-2009, 12:37 PM
it still smells like lebron james up in this muhfukka.

diggy
03-01-2009, 04:17 PM
ya

sometimes when cooking things like rice i get bored and tired

beautifulrock
03-01-2009, 04:27 PM
pan is ruined.






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NIKLZ
03-01-2009, 04:39 PM
Atleast it wasnt a frying pan with oil in it.

INF
03-01-2009, 04:46 PM
at least it wasnt pizza in the oven. wake up to a black disc. the only time that shit ever happened to me was when I was on hard drugs.

Ghost In The 'Lac
03-01-2009, 04:46 PM
aare those nelly lyrics based in any kind of interpolation of any kind of historical musical foundation or culture of any kind?

EAGLE EYE
03-01-2009, 04:47 PM
HAHA I did something similar at my last place I lived.



I had a pan with left over pasta residue I didnt wanna spend a 1/2 hour scraping so I added a little water and put the pot on the burner in hopes of loosening it up. I zoned out reading something on my computer and the place looked like it was on fire.


I ruined the pot.

Burned the carpet in the hallway of the apartment building (shouldve thrown the pot out in the driveway)

And froze my ass off for about an hour airing the apartment out.





I got charged for the burn mark on 15 year old carpet when moving out.

INF
03-01-2009, 04:47 PM
aare those nelly lyrics based in any kind of interpolation of any kind of historical musical foundation or culture of any kind?

of course

george and weezy

Ghost In The 'Lac
03-01-2009, 04:56 PM
oh yeah thats i knu it was sommet like that but im tweeded

plus we didnt get that show where i live

but i still love calling people a sherman helmsley regardless