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Uncle Steezo
03-03-2009, 12:25 PM
http://www.yorapper.com/Photos/r-kelly-ringtones.gif
you wanna be a cool nigga?
you wanna get pussy?
you want a flock of haters like STYLE?

learn how to dance like this

m1erPbysRL8

Ghost In The 'Lac
03-03-2009, 12:32 PM
http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq315/i_loled_a_second_time/ObamaDancing.gif

TSA
03-03-2009, 12:46 PM
LMAO at R.Kelly!
see, that's what i was talking about, LOL! just read this content.
http://www.yorapper.com/Photos/r-kelly-ringtones.gif
you wanna be a cool nigga?
you wanna get pussy?
you want a flock of haters (online)like STYLE?

learn how to dance like this



AHAHAHAHAHahAHHAHAHAHAhahaHAHAHAH!
Gavin in Chicago.

you can tell when Style is posting cause it's colorful and Gavins is more conserved, respectful, and humble.

Uncle Steezo
03-03-2009, 01:19 PM
i have to tailor certain posts for your reading pleasure cause you have made it clear that STYLE is making you cry tears of virgin blood.
pure.
but one sip will make a nigga flip.


but yeah maybe one day i'll make a STYLE stepper vid.
i have evolved some of this shit to a hip hop hybrid.

in the club i'm clearing the floor like this nigga.
but with rhinestones and glitter an shit.

GdPAkrgW1ko

TSA
03-03-2009, 01:23 PM
but yeah maybe one day i'll make a STYLE stepper vid.
i have evolved some of this shit to a hip hop hybrid.



this is gonna be more self-ether then U-gods career

Uncle Steezo
03-03-2009, 01:38 PM
sometimes i forget that you live in nebraska but then you quickly remind me and i have to cut you slack because your connection to things is via this website and mtv.

Alaska>Nebraska
Vgju36z_gzE

Senator C. Palantine
03-03-2009, 01:42 PM
How to be cool.

Step One: Idolise a snitching pedo.
Step Two: Hang Yourself.

TSA
03-03-2009, 01:46 PM
as we speak your 32 years old trying to prove your cool in this thread to someone 11 years your junior and think its perfectly rational

watch. you're gonna keep doing it.

Uncle Steezo
03-03-2009, 02:32 PM
this was a thread about chicago step dancing.
gangsta.

you feel the need to post non step dance related eAmmo to regain more lost eGround.
not gangsta.


then of course senator is still trying to relive his glory months but he forgets that i made him and until he comes correct i will refuse to remake him.

Killa BB
03-03-2009, 03:30 PM
learn how to dance like this

m1erPbysRL8

That's what I'm talkin' bout!

"Step, Step / Side to Side / Round n Round / Dip it Down..."

as we speak your 32 years old trying to prove your cool in this thread to someone 11 years your junior and think its perfectly rational

watch. you're gonna keep doing it.

Watch... you're gonna keep saying this.

TSA
03-03-2009, 04:02 PM
http://www.yorapper.com/Photos/r-kelly-ringtones.gif

SKAMPOE
03-03-2009, 04:47 PM
http://www.yorapper.com/Photos/r-kelly-ringtones.gif
you wanna be a cool nigga?
you wanna get pussy?
you want a flock of haters like STYLE?

learn how to dance like this

m1erPbysRL8

http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq315/i_loled_a_second_time/ObamaDancing.gif
hahahahahahahhaahahahahhahahahahaha
http://www.yorapper.com/Photos/r-kelly-ringtones.gif
man i'd love to see this dude by him self!

snapple
03-03-2009, 05:00 PM
word up...chi stepping is for grown men only....

check two
03-03-2009, 05:02 PM
The Hustle is the best and most popular dance of all time.

TSA
03-03-2009, 05:42 PM
hahahahahahahhaahahahahhahahahahaha

man i'd love to see this dude by him self!
R.Kelly? for what? sex? faggot?

Ghost In The 'Lac
03-03-2009, 05:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpwAV4gbnEI

you cant doubt the mans music though, but it was a bad call putting him at the head of your chicago thread lol

Uncle Steezo
03-03-2009, 05:56 PM
you ever hit up Strictly Business on Michigan ave and i think 21st i forget.

it was 25 and up i was 19. but one night i threw on the pledged up stacy adams and a coogie and went and auditioned for the bouncers at the door on the red carpet.
old heads in line were cosignin the moves "get it youngblood!" "woooo!"
so they started lettin me go.

i learned so much from dancin there. and everybody was willing to teach me more shit. i think they felt like it was a dying art loved to see a young cat interested in stepping.
it was like hanging with a bunch of favorite aunts and uncles.



i got this move where i:
shine my shoe on the back of my pantleg 1/2 spin..... check the shine.... 1/2 spin back and click my heels.....FIRE.

TSA
03-03-2009, 05:59 PM
i dont really learn dancing, i just do it.
and im a fuckin menace on the floor, but i don't study moves and practice and shit
that's wacky.

i guess its why i dont know the birdwalk

Uncle Steezo
03-03-2009, 06:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpwAV4gbnEI

you cant doubt the mans music though, but it was a bad call putting him at the head of your chicago thread lol



nobody said shit when he married aaliyah.

but when some young bitch built like a grown woman sucks his dick like a bonified pro and showers in his piss without flinching he's labeled a pedo.


ain't nothin wrong with RKELLY.
he likes young bitches.
so does hugh hefner.

TSA would rather diss Rkelly, a musical genius who gets pussy and money in a weak effort to eBeef with me.

NOT GANGSTA.

TSA
03-03-2009, 06:07 PM
didn't he cry when he was touring with Jay-z cause Jay was getting more cheers, and like, it was on the news? lol

idk i just think you should have picked someone else to represent chicago then a corny person, which only aided in proving my original point, unless this is the least corny chicagos got?

idk why you decided to make it personal though, nobody is beefing with you. Lets be real, your just corny. It's not an insult, its a visible part of what makes you unique. If you tell someone your life story it'll be corny, so?

Im black. If someone says it im not gonna CLAP BACK, ya know.

anyways yeah, black ppl from chicago are corny as fuck

Uncle Steezo
03-03-2009, 06:09 PM
but i don't study moves and practice and shit
that's wacky.



tell that to

cab
sammy
gregory
savion

yeah i was never taught club dancing thats basically fucking standing up and the same ol twostep.

breakdancing i saw a few moves and imitated until i could invent my own routines style and moves. but that was like at age 7-8

but i had to learn to waltz, salsa, square dance, and step dancing

TSA
03-03-2009, 06:16 PM
marengaying ass nigga ahahahahahaha1!

im seriously not trying too lol but idk lol!

Killa BB
03-03-2009, 06:49 PM
you ever hit up Strictly Business on Michigan ave and i think 21st i forget.

it was 25 and up i was 19. but one night i threw on the pledged up stacy adams and a coogie and went and auditioned for the bouncers at the door on the red carpet.
old heads in line were cosignin the moves "get it youngblood!" "woooo!"
so they started lettin me go.

i learned so much from dancin there. and everybody was willing to teach me more shit. i think they felt like it was a dying art loved to see a young cat interested in stepping.
it was like hanging with a bunch of favorite aunts and uncles.



i got this move where i:
shine my shoe on the back of my pantleg 1/2 spin..... check the shine.... 1/2 spin back and click my heels.....FIRE.

LOL @ "Get it Youngblood!"

You don't have no business in strictly business at 19. not unless WGCI is hostin a all ages steppa set. LOL!

And what's this I see about you square dancin' ?

Uncle Steezo
03-03-2009, 07:53 PM
tissa you got to understand that women associate a mans dancing to his sexual performance.
coordination, agility, strength, stamina, chemistry, ability to "sychronize" with and anticipate her bodylanguage...plus the faces you make are the same when you fuck.
shit is deep sun.
http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/stylemaster2/faces/martin-luther-king-1.jpg



Square dancing...
naperville in the 80s.... it was an actual gym class section.
like baseball
dodgeball
basketball
square dancing
flag football

trying to teach the troof to yung white yoof



i learned salsa to get with the borriquas and chicanos off cicero.

"co-co's" i think it was called. off milwaukee av. weds night salsa...