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noel411
03-05-2009, 01:34 AM
A non-living one that is.

Tell us about it.
Longbongcilvaringz
03-05-2009, 01:36 AM
Yeah heaps.

I used them to masturbate.

Anymore info?
noel411
03-05-2009, 01:41 AM
Well, what sort of aids? Fake cunts? Blow up dolls? Vibrating mermaid auto-stroker vaginas? etc. Were you pleased with your purchases?
Longbongcilvaringz
03-05-2009, 01:44 AM
Prosthetic hands.
Longbongcilvaringz
03-05-2009, 01:45 AM
Oh, and yes, i am very pleased.

Shelled out a little more than some people might find reasonable, but i think i have got value for money out of the purchase.
STYLE
03-05-2009, 01:45 AM
hahahahahahahaha!


where you been pat?
MAYOR QUIMBY
03-05-2009, 01:46 AM
I bought a FleshLight about a year ago. Wore it down to the bone. (The FleshLight that is.)
Longbongcilvaringz
03-05-2009, 01:52 AM
You can buy replacement skins man.
NIGHT MAYOR
03-05-2009, 02:06 AM
hahaha, i never found my hand that bad, maybe you guys are doing it wrong.
Longbongcilvaringz
03-05-2009, 02:07 AM
That's what i thought also.

How wrong, you and i, were.
NIGHT MAYOR
03-05-2009, 02:16 AM
i fucked with hand lotion once or twice, (pardon the pun) left my pubes in a mess.
noel411
03-05-2009, 03:23 AM
My penis is looking rather the worse for wear after many years of frequent, prolonged, violent masturbation, and I need to obtain a masturbation aid which will allow me to continue pursuing my rich masturbation practices with minimal impairment to my penis.

Anybody got any suggestions?
diggy
03-05-2009, 04:08 AM
lol
J-Cee
03-05-2009, 04:17 AM
anybody close to a cemetary?

:r
narc
03-05-2009, 12:08 PM
My penis is looking rather the worse for wear after many years of frequent, prolonged, violent masturbation, and I need to obtain a masturbation aid which will allow me to continue pursuing my rich masturbation practices with minimal impairment to my penis.

Anybody got any suggestions?

lmao nice
ilzPotent
03-05-2009, 04:07 PM
Prosthetic hands.


LMFAO!!! 8O Pretty hilarious.
snapple
03-05-2009, 04:29 PM
i didn't buy it but i went and picked it out with her....got one of the rabbits or whatever...shit was over a hundred dollars..got some other cool shit 2....memories.....