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TSA
03-08-2009, 10:26 PM
http://podium.presidium.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/hick-23787.jpg



i think there should be a white counter to gucci mane.
he has to

1. have a BEAR BELLEH

2. be unappologetically racist and confederate as fuck

3. no teeth, a shitty farmers tan, and trailer tattoos he drew himself.

4. rap about, his properteh, how you spooks should stay the hell away from his daughter, his hemi, drinking beer, having sex with reletives, beating his wife, CHEW, slangin propane and propane accessories, various car parts, and sleeveless t's

5. He has to replace yyyeeeuuhhhhh, with yuughuh.

6. He would be in all his videos shirtless spittin calcified boolshit with a shitty beer and rifle in his hand, with cut scene to him watching his property on a lawn chair armed to the teeth.

7. He would rap about how nobody, nobody fucks with his tool shed. yyuughuh.

TSA
03-08-2009, 10:36 PM
oh and he doesn't do the dishes cause women should be cooking and cleaning, unlike the more charitable and cleanly black gucci mane.


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http://www.united-nations-of-beer.com/images/beerguthuge.jpg
PUSSEH.

EAGLE EYE
03-08-2009, 10:37 PM
Excellent topic.



You're forgetting the Real God-Body Rednecks ultimate pride and glory is their soooped up DIESEL TRUCKS.


Rednecks don't even know what GUCCI is, they would just think its some kind of stinky cheese those limp wristed yuppies would eat. A more appropriate stage name would be CARHARRT MAN.


http://daddytypes.com/archive/cabelas_coyote_hat.jpg

TSA
03-08-2009, 10:41 PM
ahahah! i've been trying to convince white TSA to become the rap equivalent to gucci mane, but he wont cause he's a pusseh, and i feel, a bit to wiggery to pull it off.


he also have to own a lenghty collection of cross bows.

EAGLE EYE
03-08-2009, 10:45 PM
http://24hourhiphop.com/hip+hop+Rumors/Gucci+Mane+Dead+In+Jail%3F/3304/

TSA
03-08-2009, 10:48 PM
get the fuck out

ALCATRAZ
03-09-2009, 12:13 AM
properteh lololol

SKANK HILL
03-09-2009, 12:25 AM
Any chance he would have a fear of Mexican's but still eat 13lb burritos?

Uncle Steezo
03-09-2009, 12:31 AM
instead of candy paint on chevys...Mud on F150s
he would brag about how red and thick his mud was
cuz real rednecks live in red clay states


studio gangsta
http://www.cumminsforum.com/rotm/april/wildwood2500.jpg


Lynchanigga Holyfield wif the brains blew
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/194/441529679_e877b12cca.jpg?v=0

TSA
03-09-2009, 12:41 AM
LOL at all cumming all the time.
STYLE is right, his raps would be less
"blue and yelleh paint, whip lookin like skittle (yyyyeeeeuuuhhhh)"
and more
"Blue and yelleh paint, but you really can't tell (yughuhk)"

NIKLZ
03-09-2009, 09:12 AM
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Senator C. Palantine
03-09-2009, 09:26 AM
http://blogs.dixcdn.com/leftofcybercenter/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/king-of-hill.jpg

I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
and hypothesis can't define how I be keepin these
coons of my property, physically perform incest properly, Flee school with no degree, my father garotted me

BLACK BART SIMPSON
03-09-2009, 10:44 AM
His first album would be "Back to the outhouse" (instead of back to the trap house)

food for thought
03-09-2009, 10:47 AM
white gucci mane wouldnt "do the disheeeessss" . after he sells his drugs.