GZAjector's Virtual E-Baby Shower Gift Table

[BeautiFlyB]

The Gizz and his girlfriend / wife / significant other are having a baby Girl...

Let's Give him stuff!


BoyFriend Repellant...

http://www.aceros-de-hispania.com/image/norica/air-gun-shotgun.jpg

Cute Clothes

http://images6.cafepress.com/nocache/product/275093636v2147483647_350x350_Front_Color-White.jpg

Easy Bake Oven (she may rather have a pony so save the receipt)

http://members.arstechnica.com/x/apsbiker/easy-bake-oven.jpg

Feminine Hygiene Products!!!

http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/11/7/356524/Skampax.png

[GZAjector]

AW GEE THANKS BLOWFLY

serious tho, i need receipts for the last 3. 1st gift is perfect tho.





i had that shit run across my vision mere seconds after they said it was a girl. the future. and if we made it that far to the point to where she's getting involved with boys and shit. aww hell naw, i felt woozy and shit, my blood was already pumping to my face, and i seriously felt pissed off for a split second, swear to god. then i went back to the jubilation. my wife already got 2 kids, this my first, but me and my stepson will most def be looking out for baby girl.












thanks again for the sweet baby shower.

[snapple]

woow a daughter...


congrats....

good luck....


hope everything goes smooth....

[BeautiFlyB]

She may also require the following:

Food Extractor

http://www.markpascua.com/wp-content/handheld-breast-pump.jpg

Baby's First Jordans

http://www.hongkonghustle.com/wp-content/photos/Air_Jordan_baby_shoes_HK.jpg

Non-Slut Friends...

http://bp2.blogger.com/_BA_Bcdwxx0w/SB-QptfjlUI/AAAAAAAABek/7ppkHJc8dIA/s400/DSC00846.JPG

Millions of My Little Pony...

http://www.stephaniehaywood.com/uploads/my%20little%20pony.jpg

[SHRAP]

my homies main biatch have a daughter 3 months ago shes cute as shit, when im at their house sometimes i just be starin at the lil girl like this

http://lockportslugline.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/xl3.jpeg

[GZAjector]

^hahahaha i forgot about that post that shit had me laughing





anyway, went with the wife this morning to get an estimate on the baby's weight and measurements and shit. about 5.2 pounds at present.

they hooked us up with a pic of her face, bwahaha

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/254/audreym.jpg

spooky look like skampoes avatar or some shit
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/customavatars/avatar57113_6.gif





it's all good tho, cuz soon she will look a little something like this handsome devil

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/110/l_4d424da2b57045148d5e3c456b22c766.jpg


http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/65/l_497d5c836fa04ba9a28acf748ffc25f4.jpg


http://www.cheaphumor.com/files/piks/batboy.jpg

the resemblance is uncanny

like 6 or 7 more weeks fuuuuuuuuuuck

[Rob Swanson]

http://common.csnstores.com/common/products/KNL/KNL1013_b.jpg

[GZAjector]

BAHAHA shiiiiiit dude
we got plenty of those around here.
they come free with each subscription to Cat Fancy
















but forrealdo


I'LL KILL ANYONE AND EVERYONE
WHO TRY AND TAKE MY DAUGHTER
YO THE GODS ALREADY TOOK MY SON
AND NOW THEY'RE DEAD TO ME
LOOK ME IN THE EYE
YOUR WORST ENEMY
IF YOU EVER EVEN THINK OF HARMING A FEATHER
ON MY BABY BIRD ONCE SHE HATCHES
I GOTTA COUPLE GATS, KID
FOR ANY CATS THAT LICK THEIR CHOPS, I'M BLASTING
I'M SHOOTIN FIRST BEFORE THE QUESTION ASKING
THE TRUTH WILL HURT
YOU LIE TO ME, I'LL PUT YOU IN A CASKET
YOU LITTLE BASTARDS GET THE FUCK AWAY BEFORE I STAB THIS
KNIFE INTO YOUR BRAIN
TAKE YOUR LIFE AWAY
I BEEN THROUGH THE PLEASURE
I BEEN THROUGH THE PAIN (http://www.zshare.net/audio/61613471ee521b7d/)






GYEAH
U CAN'T FUCK WITH THE CRISP CLARITY
THE GODLY MIC QUALITY
THE PRECISION TOILETRY

[Art Vandelay]

http://nhl.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p4512332reg.jpg (http://javascript<b></b>:showEnhanced();)

[Durag]

Congrats Jizz-ejecter, hope everything goes ok with the birth and shit for ya.