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Art Vandelay
03-10-2009, 03:27 PM
Woman Severely Injured in Sex Toy/Power Tool Encounter








A southern Maryland woman was hospitalized after her partner attached a sex toy to a power tool.






LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some apparent sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, WUSA confirmed with St. Mary's County public safety sources.
The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman's condition at this time is unknown.
Whether the act was consensual or accidental likely will be investigated by the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office, WUSA reported .

Edgar Erebus
03-10-2009, 03:30 PM
That sounds like some regular hentai porn.

Uncle Steezo
03-10-2009, 03:56 PM
that saw prolly combined her ass and pussy.

http://77.247.179.169/images/full/39/265/265240743.jpg

INF
03-10-2009, 04:00 PM
GOOD GOD!!!!!!! .... jesus christ.......I mean.......DAYUM


thats some sick shit right there. I wonder if you can tell she had the injury if you hit it in like ....say.... five to ten yrs.

Professor Poopsnagle
03-10-2009, 04:03 PM
He tore her a new one! ZING!

TheBoarzHeadBoy
03-10-2009, 04:17 PM
I can see what the idea behind it was, but common sense would be remove the blade and put the dildo on, not put the saw inside the dildo.

This is why people should go to college for engineering before they try to convert a machine saw into a self pleasuring device. The college of not being a fucking idiot.

What kind of fuck sticks a plastic dildo on a fucking saber saw. If you want a penis to move at that speeds, then perhaps take off the fucking saw blade and attach the penis some other way.

Art Vandelay
03-10-2009, 04:20 PM
maybe they overreacted. maybe she just got her period.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
03-10-2009, 04:32 PM
that saw prolly combined her ass and pussy.


If you were to have sex with a saw-victims freshly cut ass-gina, would this make god upset?

(because of the non-biological basis for anal sex)

Or would it make god happy?

I would like to hear from some biblical scholars, if possible.

Mods, please move this to KTL.

Art Vandelay
03-10-2009, 04:44 PM
maybe he was using the saw to cut wood to divide the bedroom. she refused to pay him for his services, so he threatened to rip out the partition. hahahahaha

Bobby Budknickers
03-10-2009, 06:44 PM
that must left one hell of a gash.

Art Vandelay
03-10-2009, 07:16 PM
speaking of gash, what's up with that pussy ovechkin choking in the shootout yesterday?

Bobby Budknickers
03-10-2009, 07:33 PM
lol, fuck off



i can't explain it. penguins are cruising towards the playoffs, and the caps are looking like shit. the best they can do at this rate, is lose to the wings in 6

J-Cee
03-10-2009, 09:40 PM
http://fc64.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/295/d/e/liljoechan_by_liljoechan.jpg

diggy
03-28-2009, 07:15 PM
her calls to nature are now economized

shit, piss, bleed, fuck and have a baby out of one large hole