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Uncle Steezo
03-10-2009, 04:50 PM
these all come from my bottomless pit of questionable and sketchy myspace friends. they are all female women.

#1
#2
#3
answer yes or no and any additional comments for each contestant.


First 3 Contestants......

1.
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/12/l_d485e00b86c649d3b316c9db19dd2aa0.jpg

2.
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/37/l_1f9aef58706803b1faf238105952fde1.jpg

3.
http://b9.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00665/94/71/665641749_l.jpg

Jutzu-Lo-Killer
03-10-2009, 04:54 PM
mm i like the 3r one

Professor Poopsnagle
03-10-2009, 05:13 PM
#2

HANZO
03-10-2009, 05:19 PM
#1 = yes
#2 = yes
#3 = yes

Ninja
03-10-2009, 05:27 PM
1- no
2- yes
3- no

drippie k
03-10-2009, 07:37 PM
1 & 3

MAYOR QUIMBY
03-10-2009, 07:46 PM
I would disco-boogelate #2's rectum.

The other two women i'd say HELL NO.

Black is whack.

NAKHI the SOLORIAN
03-10-2009, 07:58 PM
#1........


only cause she looks like I would be able to have a nice conversation with her after the sex....for some reason that is a requirement in my book.....if I cannot have a intelligent convo with a female then I am not even thinking about sex with her

Uncle Steezo
03-10-2009, 08:03 PM
les aren't you a dalmatian?
why you got negroid hair and an obama complexion?


next set...

#4
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/68/l_fa0bd3cc98cf4b92e91d0c56be49e903.jpg

#5
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/40/l_f2ed6e73afe45d433d3156499695f689.jpg

#6
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/98/l_79e88c6b0ad96bbfcb27507417b67678.jpg

Mumm Ra
03-10-2009, 08:05 PM
they aren't even questionable to me
yes yes and yes
[edit] to the first set.......

NAKHI the SOLORIAN
03-10-2009, 08:05 PM
pass on all three of the second set

Uncle Steezo
03-10-2009, 08:07 PM
#1........


only cause she looks like I would be able to have a nice conversation with her after the sex....for some reason that is a requirement in my book.....if I cannot have a intelligent convo with a female then I am not even thinking about sex with her

this is an experiment on good/bad shots and 1st impressions.


after group 4 i'll reveal them. and we'll see if you are right about your assumption

Ghost In The 'Lac
03-10-2009, 08:12 PM
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/40/l_f2ed6e73afe45d433d3156499695f689.jpg

she could suck the chromosones outta me, look at them fucking lips, DAM

TheBoarzHeadBoy
03-10-2009, 08:24 PM
I'm with the Emperor on this one. #2 would take the prize.

(And I'm gonna guess he's Greek by looking at him, I know a guy who looks exactly like him)

JerseyIronman
03-10-2009, 08:38 PM
sketchy was the right word for these women, a couple look pretty hot but i cant tell if its just a lucky picture or not.

I need to see some pics more to really comment

J-Cee
03-10-2009, 08:51 PM
1.Possibly..seems like she could give good conversation.

2.Yes..she seems like shed fuck like awild champ.

3.Yes..for sure.

4.Hell no

5.Maybe for a headjob

6.Hell no

J-Cee
03-10-2009, 08:52 PM
But 5 looks like U-God..lol

L~>1<~NKS
03-10-2009, 08:55 PM
these all come from my bottomless pit of questionable and sketchy myspace friends. they are all female women.

#1
#2
#3
answer yes or no and any additional comments for each contestant.


First 3 Contestants......

1.
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/12/l_d485e00b86c649d3b316c9db19dd2aa0.jpg

2.
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/37/l_1f9aef58706803b1faf238105952fde1.jpg

3.
http://b9.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00665/94/71/665641749_l.jpg


1 - looks like a nigga....so hell no

2 - could def get it

3 - if im lushed off about 3 or 4 151 shots... she need to grow some hair - i can't stand that shit - i pull, i pull *rip*...i laff

MAYOR QUIMBY
03-10-2009, 09:08 PM
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/40/l_f2ed6e73afe45d433d3156499695f689.jpg



http://blog.themavenreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/jay-z_vibe-575.jpg

































http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/f_bp_enemymine.jpg

J-Cee
03-10-2009, 09:38 PM
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/40/l_f2ed6e73afe45d433d3156499695f689.jpg


http://www.vibe.com/news/news_headlines/2008/01/ugod.jpg

EAGLE EYE
03-10-2009, 09:42 PM
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/40/l_f2ed6e73afe45d433d3156499695f689.jpg


http://www.vibe.com/news/news_headlines/2008/01/ugod.jpg




As tempting as those bean bag discount lips are, I'd feel like a muppet was sucking me OFF.



http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9g8OKpOS0ho/SSnY77oWzII/AAAAAAAAGHk/LXNa2r2Atw0/s320/muppet+janice2.png



...but that could be a turn on.

NAKHI the SOLORIAN
03-10-2009, 10:24 PM
lol.........

Huggasaurus Sex
03-10-2009, 10:38 PM
http://blog.themavenreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/jay-z_vibe-575.jpg

































http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/f_bp_enemymine.jpg

i was going to post and then i saw this. mods just close the thread now and classic it. please.

J-Cee
03-10-2009, 10:54 PM
7.?
http://www.collegevillebiz.com/ugly.jpg

cutn' heads
03-11-2009, 06:04 AM
so far... #2 would get it, she's cute. and #4, i dunno why though...

NIGHT MAYOR
03-11-2009, 06:13 AM
1st set

#1 - naw, hell naw, i see that snake tattoo on her shoulder, to me a woman cant have any tattoo's bigger than my thumb nail.

#2 - shitchyeah. id fuck the quiet outa that one. cute as FUCK.

#3 - hell no, lil' kim looking no hair havin, ugly tittie hoe. plus the tattoo PLUS - is that stuble on her upper thigh ?

2nd set

no
no
and no

if it aint white, it aint right. *high five emperor*

SHRAP
03-11-2009, 06:17 AM
#2 and #5

Jutzu-Lo-Killer
03-11-2009, 07:17 AM
fourd one looks whore .. wonder

SickT
03-11-2009, 08:20 AM
Number 5, hell no. rest of them, yes.

Senator C. Palantine
03-11-2009, 08:25 AM
1. If she had documentation proving she was born female, yes.

2. Fo' sho.

3. No. She's a midget with a wig.

4. She's fallen for the old 'glue on chin' trick, so probably not that bright. I'd hit it wearing 6 rubbers.

5. I'd let her give me head on the westside highway.

6. No.

002
03-11-2009, 09:03 AM
I'd hit no 2 without blinking.

I'd think about no 1, 5 and 6 if sober. I'd hit without thinking, if drunk.

I wouldn't touch 3 and 4.

The Hound
03-11-2009, 10:39 AM
#2

shingen
03-11-2009, 10:42 AM
#3

TSA
03-11-2009, 10:59 AM
http://blog.themavenreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/jay-z_vibe-575.jpg
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/40/l_f2ed6e73afe45d433d3156499695f689.jpg
http://missylicious.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/beyonce_knowles1_300_400.jpg






..america....don't let it happen....

DRUNKENDRAGON
03-11-2009, 10:59 AM
I might maybe perhaps if I was drunk as hell fuck number one

I'd fuck number two's titties

Number 3 is wearing a fucking wig I think That's really a dude

Number 4 looks like a dude too wtf

Wait a second these are all dudes aren't they?!?!

TSA
03-11-2009, 11:00 AM
idk if these bitches are supposed to be busted up due to the thread objective or what, but, yeah, pass.

The Void
03-11-2009, 11:38 AM
They're all men, these "ladies" have bigger dicks than all of us.

JamSix
03-11-2009, 11:47 AM
#1. kinda reminds me of the robots in I Robot
#2. yes she would get split
#3. she looks like the kinda broad that gets pig-roasted on the regular
#4. ITS FUCKIN KOBE BRYANT SON LOL
#5. black woman are gross wtf
#6. this bitch looks like she escaped from the zoo, bitch is CRAYOLA black


this thread needs more white women

cutn' heads
03-11-2009, 11:47 AM
there's no way #2 is a man. she's too "girly doughy"

begongo
03-11-2009, 01:09 PM
no. 2 looks fluffy, I think she has those dope gianna michaels boobs

no. 3 ... I honestly thought she's crippled at first sight lol, that elbow pose is horrible

I don't have any other comments, I would hit all of them

Longbongcilvaringz
03-11-2009, 01:42 PM
Look, some of these are obviously dudes by the look of them.

This is a trap to catch out people being homosexual.

Not sure why that would be needed really...

It's a pretty accepting and open community here.

Ninja
03-11-2009, 02:06 PM
WHERES THE NEXT SET OF PICTURES??? lol

Uncle Steezo
03-11-2009, 02:49 PM
they are all women. fredy and i were talking about how certain pics can make a chick look good or bad. some of the "busted chix" look fine as hell and thats just a bad pic.

my "red boy pussy" thread was the trap thread.


#7
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/44/l_9b2824055e5a24c6d73b0fa56536fddb.jpg


#8
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/10/l_763ef2be10224b73b801125ab486bc9d.jpg


#9
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/77/l_885dd4357eb7035530bd595db9421a07.jpg

NIGHT MAYOR
03-11-2009, 02:55 PM
uerck!

3rd set

no *shudder*
no she looks like she could be my mum
and maybe

TSA
03-11-2009, 04:05 PM
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/10/l_763ef2be10224b73b801125ab486bc9d.jpg
yes, BECAUSe she looks like she could be Fredy Mech's mom
and yes on the next one



way to post copped up black bitches and fine white bitches, then get mad when i try to expose the black man for the fraud he is on a fraudulant website for black men.
i mean, i dont care, but if you whole intent in life is to prove black ppl are cool to white ppl you constantly shoot yourself in the glitter and possum asshole skin laced foot.

constantly.

8
03-11-2009, 04:48 PM
HELL YEAH x 9

KaramelSundae
03-11-2009, 05:57 PM
those are some manly looking bitches...


except for #2 in the first set

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
03-11-2009, 06:03 PM
those are some manly looking bitches...

Says the broad with the Jay Leno Chin.

KaramelSundae
03-11-2009, 06:06 PM
ok but i don't look like a man you fag

KaramelSundae
03-11-2009, 06:07 PM
post your pic and lets see how your chin stacks up



you probably wont though, cuz like the majority of the site

your too pussy to post it in fear that someone will make a sig outta it or something....


as much as TSA is a douche at least he has the balls to post his shit up

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
03-11-2009, 06:08 PM
ok but i don't look like a man you fag

It was just a joke, relax.

I know you Philippinos have the kicking power of a Jap combined with the stabbing power of a Mexican. I don't want any trouble.

Besides, I like a bitch that looks like she can take a punch.

KaramelSundae
03-11-2009, 06:13 PM
It was just a joke, relax.

I know you Philippinos have the kicking power of a Jap combined with the stabbing power of a Mexican. I don't want any trouble.

Besides, I like a bitch that looks like she can take a punch.

lolllll don't think you can e-bully this bitch

HANZO
03-11-2009, 06:19 PM
has the vagi-nation made that pic of Tissa their official emblem or something??

DRUNKENDRAGON
03-11-2009, 06:46 PM
THEY"RE ALL DUDES!!!!

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/6946/l885dd4357eb7035530bd59.jpg

TSA
03-11-2009, 07:19 PM
i'd fuck the white men over the black men though.

check two
03-11-2009, 07:50 PM
http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CKabyovbm4bLFBDYBRhPMghWfrJJ4I2jiQ

Killa BB
03-11-2009, 08:20 PM
has the vagi-nation made that pic of Tissa their official emblem or something??

LOLOL!!! No... But maybe we will... Just because he said this:

i'd fuck the white men over the black men though.

Hahahahaha... VAGINATED!

snapple
03-11-2009, 08:44 PM
you're all a bunch of savages....

shame on all of you.

Longbongcilvaringz
03-11-2009, 08:59 PM
THEY"RE ALL DUDES!!!!

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/6946/l885dd4357eb7035530bd59.jpg


ha!

TSA
03-11-2009, 09:00 PM
http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CKabyovbm4bLFBDYBRhPMghWfrJJ4I2jiQ
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHhahahaHAH!!!1

Uncle Steezo
03-11-2009, 09:01 PM
dvsva

way to post copped up black bitches and fine white bitches,


if you think the white girls are fine and the black ones are ugly then thats a reflection of you and your disgust with your own black skin.

lol @ trying to blame me for self hatred.

TSA
03-11-2009, 09:03 PM
you and your disgust with your own black skin.

AHAHAHAHAHahaHAHAHAHH!!!!


LOL at my font and color!

This is nuts! It makes my posts all juicy and what not! LaWzO3L!




but i think there are fine black women and fine white women and ugly of both.

Uncle Steezo
03-11-2009, 09:09 PM
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/123/l_0b7020ad12ea596c425a0fcacbc6b2b7.jpg
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/104/l_54a37c48a7cfea91a12afe31e395106f.jpg
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/108/l_b771cb580daf90f160a7cb8598acd083.jpg

snapple
03-11-2009, 09:11 PM
^^"bitch wherez my money"

Uncle Steezo
03-11-2009, 09:12 PM
you said the white chix were finer than her
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/37/l_87ea2a990363b73594d9c6deb16cc1b1.jpg

derrick you are a glutton for punishment., next you will be calling dfacs cause i;'m abusing a 20 year old child. please don;t do this to nme.

TSA
03-11-2009, 09:14 PM
is that the jay-z one?

whyd you post the worst picture she's ever taken in her life?
and why is she posing is such scummy environments?

go back to posting trannies

NAKHI the SOLORIAN
03-11-2009, 09:15 PM
so far Style I stand by my original choice of #1 for the reasons I stated before........

check two
03-11-2009, 09:53 PM
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHhahahaHAH!!!1

When did I give you the ok to use that in your sig? smh

check two
03-11-2009, 09:56 PM
if you think the white girls are fine and the black ones are ugly then thats a reflection of you and your disgust with your own black skin.

lol @ trying to blame me for self hatred.

http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CKOazfD59OTQWhCsAhjvATII5drscaudwVk

Uncle Steezo
03-12-2009, 01:28 PM
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/38/l_fd72877f2aa09fe8cb1e2276cabbe2c7.jpg

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/15/m_debc27bb8e314b7a842a23788e6c8966.jpg

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/17/l_d7fa8033d6ad4762a71aebea270c3abf.jpg

diggy
03-12-2009, 02:11 PM
what a surprise

check two
03-12-2009, 02:35 PM
People down south dress bad.

NAKHI the SOLORIAN
03-12-2009, 04:04 PM
style she looks like the girl from the first page #1....say it isnt so.......

Killa BB
03-12-2009, 04:51 PM
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/38/l_fd72877f2aa09fe8cb1e2276cabbe2c7.jpg

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/15/m_debc27bb8e314b7a842a23788e6c8966.jpg

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/17/l_d7fa8033d6ad4762a71aebea270c3abf.jpg

Don't ask me how I know, but... I'm willing to bet money that this woman's name is Lachelle... and I'll go even further to assume that poeple call her 'Chelle sometimes... am I right? LOL

style she looks like the girl from the first page #1....say it isnt so.......

No it is not... lol... and you are no longer qualified to play this game because apparently all black women look alike to you... LOL

JASPER
03-12-2009, 05:27 PM
I'LL STICK MY DINKELING IN ANY MOTHERSHITTING VAGINES HOLIOS. BUT I AINT LICKING NO STINKING FEET LIKE THAT CHARLES JONES FELLER. BEASTING ALL YOUR MOMS AND AUNTIES. WHEN I GETS THE BONZERS YOU PETS GONE FEEL IT TOO ESE. SO WHY YOU BE COMIN WITH THAT INJUN FOOD WHEN I TOLD YOU MY TOILET DONT FLUSH.
KEEP YOU NIGGA COCKS IN YA TROUSERS CAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOURE STRAIGHT IM TOUCHING YA DICKS LIKE RZA.

j.

YungSunny
03-12-2009, 05:53 PM
you said the white chix were finer than her
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/37/l_87ea2a990363b73594d9c6deb16cc1b1.jpg

derrick you are a glutton for punishment., next you will be calling dfacs cause i;'m abusing a 20 year old child. please don;t do this to nme.




She don't need any dickin'. She just need a little New Edition with some "Waiting To Exhale" and some cuddlin' from yours truly.

Uncle Steezo
03-12-2009, 06:03 PM
she's like a young ripe Niecy Nash

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/filmfreak23/NiecyNash1.jpg

Uncle Steezo
03-12-2009, 06:06 PM
style she looks like the girl from the first page #1....say it isnt so.......


yes it is.

i chuckled when you said "intelligent convo"
she's a groupie to local rappers and a "Get Money Girl" some kind of promo team.

Surreptitious
03-12-2009, 07:16 PM
yes it is.

i chuckled when you said "intelligent convo"
she's a groupie to local rappers and a "Get Money Girl" some kind of promo team.



looks like a shemale

IrOnMaN
03-12-2009, 07:25 PM
she's like a young ripe Niecy Nash

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/filmfreak23/NiecyNash1.jpg

I don't care how old she is, I WOULD HIT!!!!!!! Look at that ass. 50, 60, I don't care. That ass is calling my name!:cheerlie::cheerlie::cheerlie::cheerlie::chee rlie::cheerlie::cheerlie::cheerlie::cheerlie::chee rlie::cheerlie::cheerlie::cheerlie::cheerlie::chee rlie:

Killa BB
03-12-2009, 07:50 PM
style she looks like the girl from the first page #1....say it isnt so.......

No it is not... lol... and you are no longer qualified to play this game because apparently all black women look alike to you... LOL

yes it is.

i chuckled when you said "intelligent convo"
she's a groupie to local rappers and a "Get Money Girl" some kind of promo team.

Ok Wait... So... This chick....


http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/17/l_d7fa8033d6ad4762a71aebea270c3abf.jpg


Is this chick???

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/12/l_d485e00b86c649d3b316c9db19dd2aa0.jpg


*Wow* My bad Nakhi... I guess I'm the one who sucks at telling black women apart... Hell... That could be ME for all I know... LMAO!

YungSunny
03-12-2009, 07:52 PM
I don't care how old she is, I WOULD HIT!!!!!!! Look at that ass. 50, 60, I don't care. That ass is calling my name!:cheerlie::cheerlie::cheerlie::cheerlie::chee rlie::cheerlie::cheerlie::cheerlie::cheerlie::chee rlie::cheerlie::cheerlie::cheerlie::cheerlie::chee rlie:

Nah, son. I thought she was that thick in real-life too. Turns out that ass is just an implant she uses to play that cop in reno 911.
I'd still hit it though.

NAKHI the SOLORIAN
03-12-2009, 08:10 PM
yes it is.

i chuckled when you said "intelligent convo"
she's a groupie to local rappers and a "Get Money Girl" some kind of promo team.





what a shame..............


ah well............I guess looks can be decieving.............