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INF
03-14-2009, 02:25 PM
Post em up if you got em.




In these 2 pics you can see where I got my thumb torn up by the playstation d-pad from playing SF4 for 2 hours straight.

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii308/infinity4276/PICT0043.jpg


http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii308/infinity4276/PICT0042.jpg























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and here in these 2 pics you can see where I broke my big Frodo Toe from diving too deep while swimming last summer. This is throwback pics right here but the SF4 incident happened last week.

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii308/infinity4276/PICT0412.jpg


http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii308/infinity4276/PICT0413.jpg

BLACK BART SIMPSON
03-14-2009, 04:06 PM
i dont got pics but ive done the same thing uve done to your thumb alot that shit fucking sucks..

um getting the dick caught in the zipper which is a classic..and dumb shit like swingin a bat and hitting myself in the head or shadow boxing then hitting a stone wall haha

Paranoid
03-15-2009, 01:06 AM
Post em up if you got em.




In these 2 pics you can see where I got my thumb torn up by the playstation d-pad from playing SF4 for 2 hours straight.

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii308/infinity4276/PICT0043.jpg


http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii308/infinity4276/PICT0042.jpg























:yessad:


get an arcade stick, noob cake

MAYOR QUIMBY
03-15-2009, 01:13 AM
you can see where I got my thumb torn up by the playstation d-pad from playing SF4 for 2 hours straight.
Go outside.

diggy
03-15-2009, 01:27 AM
one time i woke up and wanted a bagel with some cream cheese on it

so it held the bagel with one hand and the knife with the other and started to cut it in half

unfortunately, the tip of my middle finger was accidentally sliced more than half way through cuz it was in the whole of the bagel

i gently put the skin back in place, and held up my hand above heart level to slow the blood flow (i paid attention in first aid at school) and waited till it clotted, then i wrapped it with gauze








another time, i swallowed a vitamin pill which was bigger than normal and took juice with it to swallow it

but as i swallowed, i choked and felt it stuck in my throat
i tried drinking more juice, but it would not go down
everytime i would swallow, it was like i was drowning in my saliva and had
to gasp for air

after trying and trying with failure, it was time to go to the hospital


i went to the hospital and a nurse gave me a SODA! (this might save u)
i drank it and it went down my throat

i took an x-ray to see if there was anything abnormal with my throat, and nothing showed up


but that was not the first time i've choked on pills
now, i chew pills or empty the contents of capsules into juice if i need to take them

i've also learned that others have suffered this problem with pills getting stuck in their throat

Longbongcilvaringz
03-15-2009, 01:43 AM
I cracked my head climbing a statue of Pope John XXIII

INF
03-15-2009, 11:10 AM
Go outside.

Fuck a girl thats over 18 or at least knows you are fucking her.

tryna tell me something...... gtfoh

MAYOR QUIMBY
03-15-2009, 03:10 PM
^^^^^^^ WTF does playing video games for 2 hours have to do with my underaged girls fetish? What a cheap rebuttle.