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DJMethods
03-15-2009, 06:43 AM
But I didn't.

I'm not sad, I was more down when we had fights and I didn't get to see her for a few days, but I'm fine now,.

The thought of losing her was worse than losing her.

I liked her more for her boosting my self esteem then actually her. She was a spoilt little bitch with no relaxation mode, just pretty as hell.

Why did it take me this long to realise?

Whipped.

EAGLE EYE
03-15-2009, 06:55 AM
because your a slimey dick gobbler. im sure she dumped you.

DJMethods
03-15-2009, 06:57 AM
Well, yes I am.

But she didn't.

EAGLE EYE
03-15-2009, 07:00 AM
One reason I don't trust Australians is because they live in a different day on the calender AKA a time warp. I put them on the same level as Stephen King's Langoliers. Fuckin' creeps.

DJMethods
03-15-2009, 07:04 AM
LOL

Tommyknockers ether'd

Killa BB
03-15-2009, 07:27 AM
Nah I'm pretty sure he means Langoliers... you guys do live inside a wierd time warp... And you have razor sharp teeth that eat the world... Or so I hear...

EAGLE EYE
03-15-2009, 07:31 AM
Nah I'm pretty sure he means Langoliers... you guys do live inside a wierd time warp... And you have razor sharp teeth that eat the world... Or so I hear...


You have Bugs Bunny Teeth and vagina like a claymore mine, but that doesn't make you a bad person.

Killa BB
03-15-2009, 07:46 AM
You have Bugs Bunny Teeth and vagina like a claymore mine, but that doesn't make you a bad person.

Teethwise, I think you're confusing me with my sister... Vaginawise, I guess I have to agree since I've been told it was "Da Bomb!" LOL thanx 4 the complement... Your not a bad cat yourself.

EAGLE EYE
03-15-2009, 07:49 AM
Teethwise, I think you're confusing me with my sister... Vaginawise, I guess I have to agree since I've been told it was "Da Bomb!" LOL thanx 4 the complement... Your not a bad cat yourself.


Fair enough. You have the gums of a Llama.

Killa BB
03-15-2009, 08:02 AM
Fair enough. You have the gums of a Llama.

Correct! But you forgot to add Neon... Neon, Hot Pink Llama Gums...

EAGLE EYE
03-15-2009, 08:20 AM
Thanks for the reminder.







I'll cumm correct next time Dunn..
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b39/zneneczka/llama.jpg

The Hound
03-15-2009, 11:42 AM
Yesterday, 11:31 PM
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One reason I don't trust Australians is because they live in a different day on the calender AKA a time warp. I put them on the same level as Stephen King's Langoliers. Fuckin' creeps.

Today, 03:42 AM
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MAYOR QUIMBY
03-15-2009, 03:57 PM
The only reason males think they are in love with a woman is because they finally find a girl who is willing and wanting to have sex with them and doesn't find them repulsive.

Men begin to like her more and more for this reason and get blinded. In reality, he is in love with the sex.

When i begin to miss my ex-GF's i quickly realize the only thing i miss is lying naked next to them, having sex, etc....

snapple
03-16-2009, 09:45 AM
"The only reason males think they are in love with a woman is because they finally find a girl who is willing and wanting to have sex with them and doesn't find them repulsive."

you don't kno!

and methods....keep it moving man...if shes a bitch you dont like and all that...go fuck some of her friends...go on a vendetta for pussy...youre single now...its ok to be a whore again =)