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MAYOR QUIMBY
03-15-2009, 03:56 PM
http://www.cookingwithcum.com/


So by my daily internet surfing, i stumbled upon this website. This is an actual book you can buy at book stores.


http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh295/Riddlemethisbatman/Naturalharvest.jpg


And here you can actually read reviews by people who have made deilcious treats with their, ahem, "hand made" nectar:


http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212


I already ordered my copy!! :cheerlie:

EAGLE EYE
03-15-2009, 03:58 PM
TSA gonna fall out of his chair when he sees this

Kingkazim
03-15-2009, 04:00 PM
pre-ordered

TSA
03-15-2009, 04:02 PM
AHAHAHAhahHAH!!
aAHAHAAHahaHH!!1
aHAHAhahahHAHAHahah!
AAAHaaHahahAH!!
AHAhahh!!
BIG BENS GONNA FALL OUT OF HIS WHEEL CHAIR WHEN HE DELETES THIS!

Ghost In The 'Lac
03-15-2009, 04:02 PM
damn

some men just cant take rejection, huh?

MAYOR QUIMBY
03-15-2009, 04:07 PM
BIG BENS GONNA FALL OUT OF HIS WHEEL CHAIR WHEN HE DELETES THIS!
It's not a vulgar picture, nor anything illegal. I've seen way worse in General Chat. Skapmoe's fat ass holding a gun for example.

This thread merely expresses my need to find a hobby... ;$

Art Vandelay
03-15-2009, 04:09 PM
once again, emperorles proves his dominance in general chat. i bow to you and strive to be more like you.

MAYOR QUIMBY
03-15-2009, 04:11 PM
^^^^Do you want to marry me?



























































I'm serious. Let's do it.

Art Vandelay
03-15-2009, 04:15 PM
no, but i would still love to produce a reality show based upon you.

MAYOR QUIMBY
03-15-2009, 04:20 PM
^^^ Te amo, papi. (No homo)

TSA
03-15-2009, 04:22 PM
yeah you've seen worst but Big Ben is being a huge queer.
i got ban for insulting a poster

http://newmedia2.funnyjunk.com/pictures/anime-eyes-wow.jpg

Art Vandelay
03-15-2009, 04:26 PM
^^^ Te amo, papi. (No homo)


baxter, you know i don't speak spanish!

http://content7.flixster.com/photo/75/58/36/7558369_gal.jpg

MAYOR QUIMBY
03-15-2009, 04:34 PM
^^^^

Would you like to visit my crib? I just baked some flan from a new recipe i got. :mexico:

KaramelSundae
03-15-2009, 05:24 PM
yeah you've seen worst but Big Ben is being a huge queer.
i got ban for insulting a poster

http://newmedia2.funnyjunk.com/pictures/anime-eyes-wow.jpg


what....the....fuck!?

YungSunny
03-15-2009, 06:15 PM
Yeah I can cook a mean Cum-Brownie.

Zander
03-15-2009, 06:17 PM
some of it might be good, you never know til you try it

narc
03-15-2009, 06:25 PM
heh i saw this a while back from IAB, let me find some of the best reviews

narc
03-15-2009, 06:28 PM
Outside of simply swallowing it, as I usually do, or as one does with a can of whipped cream and their head roostered back, can anyone think of any innovative and tasty ways to prepare raw, uncooked semen?

Zander
03-15-2009, 06:45 PM
how about on a hotdog instead of ketchup?

check two
03-15-2009, 07:11 PM
baxter, you know i don't speak spanish!

http://content7.flixster.com/photo/75/58/36/7558369_gal.jpg

I've noticed that you use this 'joke' in 1 out of every 3 threads. :yessad:

snapple
03-16-2009, 05:35 PM
crazy...the freaks come out in GD

Ghost In The 'Lac
03-16-2009, 05:41 PM
snapple was already waaayy ahed of ya

ahahaaahaahahahhahhahaha

J-Cee
03-16-2009, 09:23 PM
wtf..thats fukin disgusting. lol

TSA
03-16-2009, 09:24 PM
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/images/rating/rating_5.gif

Mic Tyson
03-16-2009, 09:27 PM
some of it might be good, you never know til you try it

if u aint jokin then u are a fuckin faggot.

and what is up wit that sig?

Tito_Para Enfrente
03-16-2009, 10:17 PM
Thats kind of gay


Girls would like it perhaps