View Full Version : who's your favorite stand-up comic? who's had the best routine ever?

Sicka than aidZ
09-10-2005, 05:23 PM
i dont know, thats why im asking....

jamie foxx owns

eddie murphy owns

those redneck fuckers own.

there's alot, help me reminisce, I luv stand up comics

Luther Large
09-10-2005, 05:26 PM
george carlin most definetly----but he's been way better latley

09-10-2005, 05:33 PM
best routine? i dont know but some part of acts that are funny as shit would be...pryor talkin about animals on live at the sunset strip (i think thats it)...eddie murphy talkin about mr t...."hey eddie murphy i heard u were talkin shit about me....no u didnt....maybe i didnt" and the homo police..."whoo whoo" "no siren just a faggot stickin out the sunroof....pull over pull over"....anything carlin, especially when he talks about the shit he hates..."i hate the expression, i hear that" "come here i wanna tell u somethin, your a fuckin asshole, do u hear that?"

Sicka than aidZ
09-10-2005, 05:44 PM
carlin's cat an dog's homosexual relation ship, lmao!!!

jamie foxx describes his trip to africa, laughed so hard.

bill cosby an mr t from eddie murphy's Raw

09-10-2005, 06:45 PM
eddie murphy back in the day...

09-10-2005, 06:47 PM
Hans Teeuwe.

09-10-2005, 07:27 PM
Chris Rock.

Ink Is My Drink
09-10-2005, 07:42 PM
peter kay

what a legend

09-10-2005, 08:33 PM
I love Eddie Izzard, big fan... But I can't forget Bernie Mac's "milk and coookies..."

Sicka than aidZ
09-10-2005, 08:38 PM
yo, jim carrey as "fire marshall bill" on In Living Color.....it was a routine/skit

"lemme tell ya something!!".....hahahaa

09-10-2005, 08:39 PM
I love Eddie Izzard, big fan... But I can't forget Bernie Mac's "milk and coookies..."haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

09-10-2005, 08:50 PM
eddie murphy raw is classic.


09-10-2005, 08:53 PM
Richard Pryor " Live on Sunset Strip "

Big Bad Man
09-10-2005, 08:57 PM
Martin Lawrence on runteldat or witever its called was quite gid. That shit when he was sayin if you got a hook for a penis, u needa fuck like this...*does movement* had me rollin about.

Eddie Murphy is funny as fuck. Chris Rock about broke white folks was hillarious. Billy Connolly about september 11, sick but bananas. Any yous fuckers know roy chubby brown? Hes the goat. The ODB of comedy, dirty bastard.

09-10-2005, 09:04 PM
Martin Lawrence is funny too... Sheneneh :cool:

Grim Reapa
09-10-2005, 09:07 PM
Mitch Hedberg for me

09-10-2005, 10:02 PM
yea R.I.P. Mitch

"Killing Me Softly" by Dave Chappelle was one of the funniest routines ever!

09-11-2005, 11:53 AM
Mitch Hedberg for me
ah, of course, Mitch rocked...

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later."


09-11-2005, 04:56 PM
Dane Cook for sure. Pretty much every performance he's ever done.

09-11-2005, 07:58 PM
dave chappelle in san francsico (i think it was san fran)

lee evans' whole career

maestro wooz
09-11-2005, 08:14 PM
dave chappelle in san francsico (i think it was san fran)

yeah hahahaha that shit is classic, the monkey fucking hahaha

09-11-2005, 09:22 PM
Orig kings of comedy always makes me laugh my ass off rich pryor as well

Anyone know the white dude where he was like

"Done believe what ur parents tell u........ My mom said I could be anythin I wanted to be when I was lil,......... She lied I wanted to be a tonka truck" or somethin like that?

09-11-2005, 09:23 PM
Dana Carvey is pretty funny same wif dennis leahry an howie mandel (sometimes)