View Full Version : "...taken my muthafuckin car space again"

03-17-2009, 04:24 AM
so i have been in my apartment for like 8 months or something like that, and its all good, apart from the fucking dumb shit old fucking retarded male prostitue body corp wanker, who doesnt actualy park in his spot but like directly behind my spot making it incredibly hard for me to park correctly and or get out in the morning quick if im running late for work.

now, im no punk i have approached this cock smoker on more than one ocassion and when i mention it nicely he errupts into a fit of anger and basicly thinks im the cockhead for telling him whats up. once he actualy parked IN my spot so i boxed him in by parking behind him. i dont know HOW he got out but he did.

ANYWAYS, now his son (piss weak cock weed, id smash him and his pops without a flinch) has moved into the apartment blocks and they are both doing it, but worse, i know its a small thing but shit like this every day can be annoying, i havent had a chance to approach the sun but i will once i find out his apartment number

should i damage one of their cars ? and how should i do it ? i can make it so they wont think it was me. im thinking a tail light or two on the side that i will hit if they park there.

thoughts ?

03-17-2009, 07:46 AM
Do you have some kind of dude who maintains stuff around the apartments or some like superintendent or something?

If not, i'll give you the same advice i gave Noel, which is various acts of high jinx and pranking.

Isn't there someone though who makes sure people who don't live their park in spaces?

Talk to this person maybe...

03-17-2009, 07:52 AM
yeah a body corp, THATS HIM! thinks he fuckin owns the joint, i swear if he was'nt as old as he is i would have fuckin dropped the s.o.b.

i wanna fight him and his son at once, then i wont feel as bad.

03-17-2009, 08:15 AM
smear dog shit under the car door handle

The Hound
03-17-2009, 08:25 AM
Like I told noel, your answer is fish. Tape some dirty fish you bought at some chink seafood place under his car.

Siphon his petrol ya abo.

03-17-2009, 08:55 AM
just throw loads of eggs on the car... they'll get the message!!!!!!!!!!!!!

03-17-2009, 10:40 AM
The problem with engaging in the prank war is that he will know it is you.

It could escalate to huge levels.

If this does happen, please film some of it or at least take photos.

03-17-2009, 11:04 AM
throw a ham omelette at his car

03-17-2009, 04:04 PM
basicly everyone has hate for this guy, and i have been quiet lately so i can strike, he thinks its all cool now, how wrong he is - he would'nt have the smallest idea i get him, where he parks it blocks in like 2 other cars.

Like I told noel, your answer is fish. Tape some dirty fish you bought at some chink seafood place under his car.

Siphon his petrol ya abo.

shit yeh, syphon his petrol, nice one i may do that - put it in the wu wagon.

03-17-2009, 08:33 PM
Lay out some nails and glass and shit behind your car, so that if he parks there he'll likely puncture a tyre or 2. Just make sure you remember to sweep that shit up before you drive out of your spot.

The Hound
03-17-2009, 08:37 PM
^^ You know, I was going to recommend a spike strip for you that you can lay out infront of the back tyres (or front, however they park) but going from that short distance at such a low speed I'm not sure it would do anything, would it?

03-17-2009, 10:00 PM
dont resort to violence...thats lame....it will only escalate the problem and lead to bad things...

do some "pranks" and post videos/pictures or let us kno what happens

03-18-2009, 02:32 AM
yeah violence is the last resost, but still a resort. i still think syphoning his petty and kicking in the closest tail light is the go. maybe a nail placed on the right angle under his tyre would be good to. i'll update you's all