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noel411
03-21-2009, 08:39 PM
I'm probably the grimiest cat on here.

Dokuro
03-21-2009, 10:36 PM
....Right....

























































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whitey
03-21-2009, 11:04 PM
its true though. that picturesque shot of a calming wave coupled with ren and stimpy and the fact that hes from australia equals some hard core gutter ass shit. bo selekta.

TSA
03-21-2009, 11:42 PM
im currently eating a super stack of pringles sour cream and onion with my fingers unwashed, and like my dick, rich with pussy/spermicide residue.


































}:|

TSA
03-21-2009, 11:46 PM
last week i went to a guitar shop with whites. I asked the owner if i can use the restroom and he said 'why' then he said number 1 only.

i went in there and number 1nd.









































































everywhere.

J-Cee
03-21-2009, 11:56 PM
..i fuk prostitutes with no Dommy and pay them with monopoly money.

TSA
03-22-2009, 12:03 AM
real shit only pusseh. gtfo

diggy
03-22-2009, 12:04 AM
in 1990, one time i was in jamaica

i was in a bus sittin beside an old lady

i needed to pee

my mom was behind me with some empty soda bottles we drank out of earlier

i asked her for the empty bottle

i turned my body toward the window, aimed my dick down the bottle opening and pissed

the old lady on my left did not take a peak

now that's grimy

The Hound
03-22-2009, 12:07 AM
I ride trains without purchasing the required ticket.

Mic Tyson
03-22-2009, 12:22 AM
lol

Longbongcilvaringz
03-22-2009, 12:26 AM
Sometimes i just break all the rules.

Mic Tyson
03-22-2009, 12:41 AM
i go in mcdonalds, get a cup of free water

then i dump it out when no ones lookin

and fill it up with sprite

never got caught

ALCATRAZ
03-22-2009, 12:47 AM
last week i went to a guitar shop with whites. I asked the owner if i can use the restroom and he said 'why' then he said number 1 only.

i went in there and number 1nd.









































































everywhere.
if thats true hats off 2 u

Longbongcilvaringz
03-22-2009, 12:54 AM
^ Vandal.

noel411
03-22-2009, 01:10 AM
Cats best to recognise just how grimey this nigga is.

TSA
03-22-2009, 01:12 AM
oh...it is..i..LIVE MY POSTS.




you kids want some real grime?

MRGKQQgtvT0






































































http://www.raidersonline.org/images/ericdickerson.jpg
What the fuck is a Pat Bateman,
Gat reack and i smack rape em, stack payments,
no latex,
Niggas piffed out, sniffed out, razah blade lipped out,
Bateman used to be goth till wu dropped then he flipped out,
2 crack per sock, yup,
2 packs per block, yup,
Who snatch the gwap, yup, who smack da pot, yup!?
Sniff skittles,
Piff nickles,
I get up in you blood like sick sickles
I whip pistols,
Only time Pat's made a run was when he was real little,
his saliva running down his lil nipples
they're long like that,
Im strong like that
Im strong like crack
Yo pat, tell em if you ever doubled a fiend,
Pat tell em if you ever bubbled up dream,
tell em you ever increase coke, and cut soda for da sheen,
So is you still wearin JNCO jeans,
Pusseh
Your skin color
Evidentally your tall, but you're not, illy at all,
your the type to wanna ball
show im 30 minutes early
in long socks, and short shorts, practicing your jumpshots,
farmers tan
but you've never ducked shots,
they like "hey sean, go the the J"
but you didn't know what they were talking about,
pumpin your fuckin shoes over and over, expecially when you miss shots
closin your eyes when you shot and shit, it's like you nigga what the fuck
nigga, quit doing that stupid shit nigga we're loosing the game,
and your like, i only play for the love not the fame,
the niggas start laughing, cause you invited yourself to play anyways,
and they picked teams and you didn't get picked,
then you just went on a random team and started giving everyone dap,
you listened to KRS ONE to explain the meaning of dap
and even at that he did it poorly
nigga stop pumpin your shoes! LOL! the fuck nigga!? LMAO!
That the worst shit! like when a nigga misses his shot and keeps pumping his fuckin shoes! LOL! The fuck are you doing nigga?
pussy.
The fuck is you scoopin nigga?
the fuck is you oopin nigga?
the fuck is you boilin in a pot for the fiends nigga?
the fuck is you learning how to cook that lean nigga?
pusseh
you aint never trap
you ain't never rap
you ain't never clap
and your still pumping you faggot ass shoes, lol the fuck is that nigga
damn nigga! i beat you feel all aerodynamic shit,
While real niggas feed off of heroin rachets and clips

J-Cee
03-22-2009, 02:14 AM
real shit only pusseh. gtfo

coming from the whitest black dude on this forum,who wears turtlenecks,dresses his poodle and doesnt drink beer....quite real...

noel411
03-22-2009, 04:45 AM
I sent a demo tape to Rza and he told me I can't be down with the Wu because I'm too grimey.

J-Cee
03-22-2009, 05:50 AM
i know what Gza eats at Mcdonalds

SHRAP
03-22-2009, 09:38 AM
once when i was just a lil wiglet i was drunk as fuck out in the rich people hood with the bottle still in my left hand with a blade in the right just straight poppin tires like tags off my clothes and this mothafucka roll up right next to me, man i straight put his whip on limp. i remember ol boy comes chasin after me with his cell phone out probably callin 911, man rushed at dude runnin slow as fuck from all the rum in me wit that shit in my hand and man straight fuckin peeled like a banana :lmao: dont fuck with a fucked up drunk irish guy

YungSunny
03-22-2009, 11:21 AM
Hoes pay me to fuck them.
























































And I still don't do it.

TSA
03-22-2009, 11:28 AM
well if you fags are gonna be posting fake shit that never happened cause it's fake then im out.

fags.

live your posts.

YungSunny
03-22-2009, 11:30 AM
Yeah I'll admit that last post was a lie...
















































I fuck them.

The Hound
03-22-2009, 11:31 AM
I wipe my own ass.
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/big_daddy/dylan_sprouse/kid.jpg

Me > You.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
03-22-2009, 12:15 PM
Last night I fucked one of my teaching assistants to within an inch of her life. True story. I'm champin' her, head through the headboard, and I flip her over and she screams give me a choker. I play the choir boy and say what's that? Starwiped her five minutes later and she's bugging like an epileptic at a strobe light convention. Now I'm getting scared and as I'm working out the 911 phone call in my head but she wakes up, so I smash a bottle of Heineken over her head like a crack fiend, and shes bleeding everywhere. Just then the meth starts wearing off and I totally panic. I'm thinking holy shit I think I actually killed her. But then she starts crying and makes a move for the phone. I'm too fucking drugged out to realize whats up before she calls 911. I realize whats up within moments and pull the phone from her hand and hang up. I'm pulling up my chino pants and fastening my belt when i see the sirens. I rush downstairs into the kitchen and grab a filet knife from the block. I crouch behind the door as the police force it open. Thing one comes in pistol forward and doesn't see me. Thing two follows him in but spots me. I slice diagonally up his neck down to the bone. The other cop begins to panic and fires three shots missing me, one hits his partner. I'm feet away and i strike out and slash his wrist deep. He drops the gun and I leap on top of him smashing him through a glass table. Shards of glass emerged from his chest and blood stained the floor.

I fled.

All three of their bodies are decomposing in a ten foot crude grave about a mile off the highway in deep woods.

True Story.

YungSunny
03-22-2009, 01:19 PM
^I stopped believing when I read "I fucked"

TruWizDumb
03-22-2009, 02:03 PM
^I stopped believing when I read "I fucked"

bwahahahahahahaha!!!!

one time in like the fourth grade one of my friends pissed me off (I can't remember why) so I wrote an anonymous note saying I will kill her family and slid it under the door to her apartment.











About 2 days later her whole family moved.




Now that's grimey.

Longbongcilvaringz
03-22-2009, 02:10 PM
Last night I fucked one of my teaching assistants to within an inch of her life. True story. I'm champin' her, head through the headboard, and I flip her over and she screams give me a choker. I play the choir boy and say what's that? Starwiped her five minutes later and she's bugging like an epileptic at a strobe light convention. Now I'm getting scared and as I'm working out the 911 phone call in my head but she wakes up, so I smash a bottle of Heineken over her head like a crack fiend, and shes bleeding everywhere. Just then the meth starts wearing off and I totally panic. I'm thinking holy shit I think I actually killed her. But then she starts crying and makes a move for the phone. I'm too fucking drugged out to realize whats up before she calls 911. I realize whats up within moments and pull the phone from her hand and hang up. I'm pulling up my chino pants and fastening my belt when i see the sirens. I rush downstairs into the kitchen and grab a filet knife from the block. I crouch behind the door as the police force it open. Thing one comes in pistol forward and doesn't see me. Thing two follows him in but spots me. I slice diagonally up his neck down to the bone. The other cop begins to panic and fires three shots missing me, one hits his partner. I'm feet away and i strike out and slash his wrist deep. He drops the gun and I leap on top of him smashing him through a glass table. Shards of glass emerged from his chest and blood stained the floor.

I fled.

All three of their bodies are decomposing in a ten foot crude grave about a mile off the highway in deep woods.

True Story.

We've all been there.

netscape check two
03-22-2009, 08:20 PM
Rupert

SHRAP
03-23-2009, 01:44 AM
MP-_jaTSn4o

diggy
03-23-2009, 02:05 AM
i could tell u a very, very grimey thing i did when i was only 7 year old

that grimeyness would out-grime most of you all

but i don't wanna brag

SHRAP
03-23-2009, 02:07 AM
i could tell u a very, very grimey thing i did when i was only 7 year old

that grimeyness would out-grime most of you all

but i don't wanna brag

did u have a menage et trois with two of your first grade teachers and bust on they glasses?

diggy
03-23-2009, 02:14 AM
did u have a menage et trois with two of your first grade teachers and bust on they glasses?

no

it has nothing to do with sex

it has to do with violence and a very, very surprising ending

SHRAP
03-23-2009, 02:16 AM
did u get shot 9 times and then turn around and become a multiplatinum rapper with his own videogames and a clothing line?

Murdah Piff
03-23-2009, 06:32 PM
grimey niggas come out the liquor with 2 bottles that they didnt pay, but still have 200$ in they pocket

snapple
03-23-2009, 07:28 PM
being grimey is gay...

i'm not grimey....


everybody loves me.....

i'm fresh.....

grimey people can stay away from me thank u....

YungSunny
03-23-2009, 07:35 PM
^This nigga salt like the nigga who done get it the best.

drippie k
03-23-2009, 08:23 PM
i'm from wisconsin

EAGLE EYE
03-23-2009, 08:30 PM
GUCCI WINS

http://www.grounduphiphop.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/gucci-dewey.jpg

The Hound
03-23-2009, 08:32 PM
I refill my cup at Hungry Jack's TWICE even though I paid for one drink.

Me > You.

noel411
03-23-2009, 09:38 PM
Man I miss Hungry Jacks. The nearest one to me is about half an hours drive from my joint. I used to clog my arteries with that nasty shit all the time when I lived near Parra.

EAGLE EYE
03-23-2009, 09:57 PM
GUCCI STILL WINS.


http://www.grounduphiphop.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/gucci-dewey.jpg



CUNTSZZZZZZZ

NIGHT MAYOR
03-24-2009, 02:03 AM
when we was like 14, our mates mums boyfriend worked as a bouncer at a local pub, and he messed with my mates mum (in a bad way) so like 7 of us rolled up on our push bikes hit him with bricks and bottles, and as he laid knocked out on the ground i got off my pushy, and kicked him straight in the mouth (i always hated him)

he lost 2 teeth that night, hahaha. GRIMEY.

noel411
03-24-2009, 04:53 AM
I've reviewed everybody else's cases, and I'm still almost certain I'm the grimiest cat on here.

NIGHT MAYOR
03-24-2009, 05:01 AM
you skim board fool thats - 100 grimes.

noel411
03-24-2009, 05:26 AM
Sometimes when I skim I even pack heat.

NIGHT MAYOR
03-24-2009, 05:52 AM
hahaha ox in ya boardies.

SHRAP
03-24-2009, 06:09 AM
^Thie nigga salt like the nigga who done get it the best.

what u doin swagger jackin the god eli porter

tKKxPtP6XjQ

NIGHT MAYOR
03-24-2009, 06:16 AM
^ hahahahaha i havent seen that in a minute, gotta watch the whole video is dope, inc. the other dude ripping on him for being a tard, the hosts are fucking golden also.

PoH
03-24-2009, 07:21 AM
im GRIME nigga!

TSA
03-24-2009, 09:06 AM
i agree with PoH

IrOnMaN
03-24-2009, 11:19 AM
eXi1EGMC4Dw

}:|

YungSunny
03-24-2009, 11:55 AM
My moms went to my neighbor's house to talk with her and she made me come with her.
My neighbor had 5 year old twins at the time so I hung out in their room whie my moms talked to their mom. So I was like "Show me your thingy and I'll show you mine"...They showed me their's, then I jet'd.


Pure grime since '99 nigga.

SHRAP
03-24-2009, 12:11 PM
eXi1EGMC4Dw

}:|


youre about 2 pages too late

PoH
03-24-2009, 12:20 PM
G.rolic
R.ugged
I.nsane
M.aster
E.ternal

BGS
03-24-2009, 12:53 PM
what u doin swagger jackin the god eli porter

tKKxPtP6XjQ

is that shit real?? lol!! and the host is gay too!

eli porter > y'all

Uncle Steezo
03-24-2009, 03:56 PM
Laz D shits on Eli Porter
RH6Abh9p9ao

Longbongcilvaringz
03-24-2009, 11:24 PM
My moms went to my neighbor's house to talk with her and she made me come with her.
My neighbor had 5 year old twins at the time so I hung out in their room whie my moms talked to their mom. So I was like "Show me your thingy and I'll show you mine"...They showed me their's, then I jet'd.


Pure grime since '99 nigga.

haha